Senior Superstar

  Chapter 96 The little witch is like a big witch, the little shrimp throws pearls on the dragon! (Two in one)

  Seeing Li Shixin's public affirmation, the lecturer was very happy.

  What he made is like a mirror in his own mind; the things, to put it bluntly, are the cheap trace element supplements that are bought on the market, filled with rebranded things.

   itself is definitely not up to the effect of publicity, but it is definitely not bad.

  Why can a bottle of cod liver oil cost five yuan, vitamin AD can sell for five hundred?

  It's all on the lips!

"Good, good! Thank you for your affirmation, then please take your seat. Now, everyone has our Songtian Sunshine's feedback product-BOAO extract. But I tell everyone, you should keep this thing. Just now I said that I want to give back to you, but I don’t mean that a few eggs are considered as giving back. Do you know, what is the price of this extract?"

"do not know!"

  The supporting staff under the stage are very hardworking.

  The lecturer immediately stretched out his scissors hands like chicken blood: "Two thousand eight hundred and eighty-eight!"

   "Oh!"

  "Now it’s free! Do you see our sincerity of Songtian Sunshine? Then, let’s not talk too much nonsense. We will start today’s health lecture-why are you prone to cardiovascular and cerebrovascular diseases in your old age!"

In the audience, watching the lecturer use very bewitching words and actions, with some "blood vessels are like sewer pipes", "thrombuses are like debris in water" and other basic metaphors that the donkey's lips are not right and the horse's mouth is a vivid metaphor. Wu Ming, who had been doing medical work for half his life, curled his lips while talking about distorting the pathology at all.

  Looking at Li Shixin beside him still listening, Wu Ming leaned forward: "Brother, it's almost done, right?"

   Seeing that the time was almost up, a group of old fans who wanted to quickly clean up the auditorium also showed impatience. Li Shixin smiled and nodded.

   "Sister Ming, you can cooperate in a while."

   "Brother, just take a look!"

  Deep!

  At this time, the lecturer on the stage was talking about the harm of cardiovascular and cerebrovascular diseases.

  "Are there any relatives who have had cardiovascular and cerebrovascular diseases? Raise your hands if you have!"

  You take a look, is this a coincidence?

  Li Shixin stood up directly, "I. Have a chance."

  The lecturer's eyes are bright!

  "Come on, please come on stage and share his experience! Everyone applauds and encourages!"

  Wow!

   Seeing that Li Shixin was about to take the stage, a group of sleepy old fans instantly came to their spirits.

   Seeing such enthusiastic applause this time, the lecturer's body was shocked-today's wave of fat sheep's quality is okay!

  Emotions are so good, it seems to be a group of fat sheep who have not been deeply involved in the world.

  This one, it's done!

   With excitement, he personally stepped down to welcome Li Shixin over.

  Standing in front of the steps of the stage, watching the "Songtian Sunshine" corporate posters plastered in front of him, and the stage full of health care products on the side, Li Shixin was in a daze.

   Segments of memory, like a stream, flowed through his mind.

  "A drama is not a movie, and it does not give you a chance to start again!"

"In Peking Opera, a good character pays attention to three minutes on stage and ten years of work off stage. I am responsible for telling you that a good drama actor does not need ten years of work. Why? Because there is no plate kungfu in drama. But I am more responsible to tell You, a drama actor who doesn't care and work hard, let alone ten years, won't be able to survive for a lifetime!"

"Every expression, action, and line of yours will be most directly conveyed to the eyes and ears of the audience. So as long as you stand on this stage, you must always remember that you are the character, and the character is you. !"

  "Your actions must be in place, your lines must be clear, and your emotions must be precise. Only when the audience sitting in the last row is brought into the play, can you say that there is a play on you!"

In a trance, a loud and serious voice sounded in Li Shixin's ear.

   "Family, what's wrong with you? Don't be shy, come on stage!"

  At this moment, the lecturer urged Li Shixin when he saw Li Shixin standing on the steps.

  Li Shixin took a deep breath and silently wrote down the reprimand from the teacher of the Hongqi Repertory Troupe in the old man’s memory, and raised his leg.

  When his footsteps touched the red carpet on the stage, his whole personality changed!

  After this period of age reduction, Li Shixin’s mental outlook is completely different from when he first came to Rongdian.

  Especially in the recent period, the performing arts career has developed smoothly, and everyone is proud of it. Compared to when he was just discharged from the hospital, the whole person is younger than ten years old in terms of perception.

  This, Wu Ming's group of old fans have witnessed with their own eyes.

  But, the moment he stepped onto the stage. The old man who just came to Rongdian from the hospital two months ago, with a sick look and apathetic, seems to be struggling to walk with a tough old man, is back!

  Looking at the sudden change of the energetic old man when he entered the door just now, the lecturer was startled: "Old man, are you okay?"

  It was Li Shixin, whose face turned pale, and waved his hand.

   "Well, that's good. Then, sir, you can tell your relatives about your experience!"

   Slightly hunched over, looked under the stands, and Li Shixin slowly spoke.

  'S voice was a little vague and hoarse, "At the beginning of this year, I was admitted to the hospital for a stroke and was diagnosed by the Tiancheng First People's Hospital. There was a serious thrombosis in the back of the brain and the neck. This thrombosis has brought an earth-shaking impact on my life."

  Originally, when Li Shixin called a group of old fans, he had already told a group of old fans about acting as a patient who was fooled by a health care product dealer.

  But now looking at the status of Li Shixin on the stage, a group of old fans in the audience were still shocked even though they knew he was acting!

  Ming Ming Li Shixin said that it is a very common manifestation of illness, but inexplicably, there is a kind of magic, which makes people feel a kind of empathy.

   Listening to Li Shixin tremblingly talking about his life after suffering from cerebral thrombosis, many old people who knew he was acting, subconsciously touched the back of their heads.

  This cerebral thrombosis is really amazing!

  A few old fans are even more secretly speechless, saying that if such a person is really on the stage as a caretaker, I am afraid that it is the ticket in my own pocket today that I can’t keep it.

  Looking at the reaction of the old people off the stage, and then seeing Li Shixin on the stage talking with old tears in his eyes, the lecturer on the side twitched in his heart.

  Oh mom,

  Poor! But I found a treasure too!

  There is such a living example. If this seminar does not sell two or three hundred thousand, the sales of health care products over the past five or six years will be done in vain!

  Shun!

  It’s so smooth today!

  While the lecturer was thinking about it, Li Shixin wiped his tears, and had already finished talking about his illness.

  In the silence of the audience, the lecturer immediately made a dead face expression and patted Li Shixin on the shoulder heavily.

"My father said it well, I think now, everyone knows the dangers of cardiovascular and cerebrovascular diseases to our elderly people! But, relatives don’t be afraid! We, Songtian Sunshine, hold this large-scale lecture for that, Let the elderly friends completely get rid of the persecution of cardiovascular and cerebrovascular diseases!

   Originally, I wanted to wait until the last day of the lecture to reveal this secret. But seeing this Uncle Li just now was plagued by cerebral thrombosis, it was so distressing. I can't help it!

  Now, let me introduce to you solemnly, Songtiankang Xinnao Granule, the product that won the special gold award of the World Cardiovascular and Cerebrovascular Disease Medical Association by our company, Songtian Sunshine Group and the German NBS International Medical Association! "

  As if hitting two tons of chicken blood, the lecturer took out a box of things from behind and sent it to Li Shixin.

   "Master, don't be afraid, this medicine, even if your cerebral thrombosis is ten times more serious! It can also restore you to a healthy state!"

   "Really?"

   "Children are not deceived!"

   "Then, can I try?"

  "You are welcome to give it a try! Come and get a glass of water for the uncle!"

  Tontontontontontontonton

  Looking at Li Shixin, he took the water and took the medicine clean. The lecturer slammed the microphone over: "Master, how does it taste?"

   "Okay! There is a taste of tea noodles without sugar and sesame seeds."

   "Then do you feel that there is a flow of heat surging in the back of your neck?"

   "Well, what you said seems really a little bit."

  Seeing Li Shixin on the way, the lecturer waved his hand!

"This is the magic of our Songtiankang Xinnao Granules! With BOAO deep-sea extract, the human body accelerates absorption and exerts its efficacy in one minute! Directly to the affected area, like a cleaner, it melts and decomposes the clots that are blocked in your blood vessels. , And finally absorbed and excreted with kidney metabolism! Give you a clear and healthy world! I just heard someone ask, how much is this medicine?"

  "Then let me tell you, this medicine is still in the top-secret research and development stage. I only took it out after seeing this uncle so painful. According to the company's pre-sale price, a box costs 14,980!

  But now, I feel heartache for so many old people in the heat! I decided that no matter whether the company will hold me accountable or whether my personal future will be affected by today's impact, I will let all my loved ones get the benefits! One box, only one thousand, four, eight, ninety-eight! "

"it is good!"

  Below the stage, the supporting staff all jumped up with excitement—it's worthy of being a head, you're so **** black! Didn’t it say that it was sold for 500?

Seeing that many elderly people in the audience had begun to whisper to each other, the lecturer immediately put the microphone in front of Li Shixin, "Master, can you accept this price? Or, compared to your health and quality of life, is this price expensive? !"

  The lecturer who is ready to give gifts in the next step, evokes the expectations of the elderly, is full of joy.

  But at this time, an accident happened.

  In front of him, the old man who was fine the moment before, with no signs at all, covered his head, his facial features suddenly twisted.

   Then with a clang, he fell onto the stage!

  This time, everyone's eyes were attracted to the past.

  "This medicine is not right and uncomfortable,"

  As the lecturer was dumbfounded, Li Shixin spit out these words with difficulty.

After   , the neck seemed to be snapped by the invisible big hand, and it was folded to a non-human angle!

  After that, the whole body trembled violently like a ricochet in third gear!

With the violent shaking of his body without any rules at all, his eyes were completely left with the whites of his eyes. The saliva in his mouth was beaten into white froth by the high-frequency vibrating tongue and teeth, along the purplish lips. Dumping is everywhere.

  After a great change, the lecturer was totally confused!

   Seeing this scene, Wu Ming was really anxious, and now he forgot Li Shixin’s explanation.

  With many years of medical work experience, she stood up all of a sudden, "No! Hurry up, hit 120! This is a stroke! Find something hard and press his tongue first!"

  It's over!

  It's a big deal!

  On the stage, watching the old man twisted into a twist on the ground, the lecturer sat on the ground with a thump-his legs were frightened.

  God!

  What is this? !

  A fantastic start to this lecture!

  How could it be, how could it be like this!

  A small staff member beside him heard Wu Ming’s big drink just now, and he took out a power bank from his pocket and wanted to put it in Li Shixin’s mouth.

   Seeing his actions like this, the lecturer jumped up from the ground, "What are you doing?"

   "Help! Didn't you listen to what the auntie said just now, find a hard object to put in his mouth so that he will not bite his tongue?"

   "Are you stupid!? Save someone, run quickly! It's a mess!"

   "Huh? Now?"

   "Aren't you waiting for the police to come now?"

   "What about that thing?"

   "No more! Get out!"

  The lecturer is also a decisive person. He measured it in a very short time. He threw the microphone directly on the ground, and pulled the work card on his neck, and he had to run out.

Where can    go?

  A group of old fans knew that Li Shixin was ill. Now that he saw the attack, it was temporarily unclear whether Li Shixin was acting or it was real-completely forgetting Li Shixin's previous instructions.

  The angry old fans and the old people who had been fooled to attend the lecture directly stopped everyone who wanted to run.

   "Can't go! Your medicine has hurt people like this, and you want to run?!"

   "Yes! Call the police!"

  Looking at a group of angry old people, the lecturer's legs weakened.

   With a thud, he knelt on the ground.

   "Grandpa and madam, our medicine is really okay!"

   "Ghost letter! The medicine is okay, why are people doing this!?"

   "Really! Really grandma, we are Camellia noodles and Vitamin AD pills!"

  "Who is fooling you! Camellia noodles and vitamins can eat people like this?!"

"Grandpa and grandma! I swear to God, there is a lie that I will thunder and thunder! Oh? Yes! My ticket for buying raw materials is still there. Look, you see, this is all I am in the vegetable market and I bought it from a nearby pharmacy!"

  Kang Dang.

  As the lecturer took out the bills in his bag and pulled his neck to explain to the old people present, the door of the performance hall opened.

  Immediately afterwards, a group of policemen who had been waiting at the door filed in.

  Seeing the policemen with sneers, the lecturer trembled.

  Thinking of the twitching old man on the stage and seeing that he could not survive, and then seeing the majestic badge on the police hat, only the bladder shook.

   Immediately, a stream of heat gurgled down the trouser tube.

  It's over.

  He sat depressed on the ground.

  Fake and sell fakes and kill people.

  Ten years of prison food, it has fallen.

   "Hey! This case went well today. We have dealt with so many health care product scammers who cheat the elderly, and this is the first time that we have caught on the spot and admitted that we were making fakes and selling fakes, and we also brought proof of receipts."

  A few policemen stepped forward and dragged down the bill in the lecturer's hand.

  I was overjoyed to see the piles of evidence above.

   "Okay, handcuffed. Take it back to the office and check their case."

   After finishing the scammers, the policeman who took the lead strode onto the stage.

   Seeing Li Shixin lying on the ground, he hehe smiled: "Uncle, that's all right. The evidence is sufficient. Thank you for reporting the crime and cooperating with us to expose the liar!"

This

what happened?

  On the scene, it's not just a group of crooks that are petrified.

  Even the old people who were fooled, the monk Erzhang couldn't figure it out.

  In their confusion, Li Shixin, who was still dying on stage just now, stood up.

   looked at the people in the stands, and bowed slightly: "Thank you for your cooperation. This is the end of the first round of our Yuedonghua Theater. Thank you everyone."

  (*┏Д┓*)(*┏Д┓*)(*┏Д┓*)(*┏Д┓°)

  Play?

  Dare to love all acting? !

  Too real! I was almost scared to death just now!

  A group of elderly people who were fooled, looked at Li Shixin, who looked good on stage, and were shocked.

  And those swindlers who have been controlled by the police, seeing this scene, seem to have been severely disturbed by someone with an eggbeater in their heads.

   Complete confusion!

  (Д), (Д), (Д)

  Drops!

  Received an additional [shock] cheer value, 35711 points!

Oh?

  Looking at the prompt picked out by the system, Li Shixin nodded in satisfaction.

  The first scene of this small theater, the income is good!

   "Master, you can do it! I **** served you! If I have a chance to come out! You wait!"

  At this moment, the lecturer who was escorted to the door by the police yelled.

  Looking at the head of the liar biting his teeth, Li Shixin raised his eyebrows: "Why am I waiting for you?"

   "You are waiting for me to find you! We worked together and made 37 cents!"

   "Less nonsense!"

The policeman behind him slapped him on the back of the head.

  　PS: In order to ensure the coherence of the plot, the two chapters with more than 2,000 words are nearly 5,000 words, so they are not divided into chapters. Would you like a wave of recommendation tickets?

  　　

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