Senior Superstar

In Li Shixin's super talk.

Looking at the photos just released by a netizen with the ID "Masked Mercury Superman", the netizens who were waiting for Li Shixin's live photos were in a mess.

"I... my eyes! Ah! My 24K titanium dog eyes!"

"The ones upstairs are all sand sculptures of the same style, why can you post GIFs?"

"Heh, heh heh... I must have gotten up in the wrong posture this morning, causing my whole body to still live in the dream of last night. This is not real, this is not real. It is all hallucinations. Yes, it must be hallucinations!"

"The things in this photo are so familiar. I seem to know them, but they are completely different from what I remember. Me, I feel like I'm blind."

"In the front, using things to describe the coser in the photo is too much. But, what the hell is this? I fell! I'm blind too!"

"Me too, what the hell!"

brush!

There was a blast in the post titled "Xin Ye Man Zhan Nian Ji Record Update Post"!

Seeing the appearance of the elderly cosplay group, netizens collapsed!

Compared with the netizens on the Chaohua side, the atmosphere at the scene was completely different.

CP Pavilion.

Before the "When Your Hero/Wife Grows Old" theme booth, quite a lot of tourists and cameras had gathered.

Compared with the crazy complaints of netizens in Li Shixin's super talk, the atmosphere at the scene can be called weird!

Looking at the old faces full of confidence and pride in the booth, the surrounding area was quiet.

I don't know how long it took before a little girl with a ball head timidly walked up to Zhang Yaozhong who was standing by the booth.

"Grandpa, may I ask who is your cosplayer?"

Facing the little girl's inquiry, Zhang Yaozhong, who was wearing a black Chinese tunic suit with three-quarter-length combs and black wide-rimmed glasses, stretched out his right hand, and gently pressed his wrinkled fingers to his forehead.

Against the backdrop of the spotlights on the roof, his glasses flashed a cold light.

"What's your business in Shimosakamoto?"

poof.

Looking at Zhang Yaozhong's gray and half-seven, originally tall but now slightly stooped body, and seeing the wrinkles on his face extending to his neck, the little girl sat down on the ground.

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"Wow... Wow! Husband, what's wrong with you, Husband? Didn't you go to the United States to develop and engage in NASA? Why are you so old!"

Girl, it's broken.

Beside her, a young man with a handsome double chin, sweating profusely from his forehead, slowly moved in front of Mr. Liu Feng.

"Old man, you..."

Seeing that someone was interested in him, Liu Feng put the straw hat hanging beside the wheelchair on his head before the little fat man could ask any questions.

Then he lowered his head, raised the corners of his mouth, and gave the little fat man a thumbs up.

"Wa Daxi Monkey D Luffy! Pirate Ku Aoyi, Valeiwa Nalu!"

Seeing Mr. Liu Feng's cool appearance, the little fat man swallowed hard, and turned his gaze to Zhang Weiyu, who was also sitting in a wheelchair.

"Master, you...won't it be?"

Silently, Lao Zhang pulled out the three knives stuck in the wheelchair and put one in his mouth.

"Three Swords Mysteries, Lions Sing Songs!"

"Oda, my grandma, you really want to boil us all to death!"

poof.

Following Sauron's lines from Mr. Zhang Weiyu, the little fat man and his companions screamed at the sky, and they all passed out.

Aside.

The nerds swallowed their saliva, and walked slowly in front of Wu Ming and Qiao Hong.

"Grandma, don't tell me..."

"Who do you call grandma?"

Hearing the young man's accusation, Qiao Hong's eyes became clouded for a while. Immediately, the two willow eyebrows stood upside down.

"I'm only sixteen years old this year!"

Seeing Qiao Hongyan forgetting his age again and his memory returning to his youth, Wu Ming sighed faintly.

"Yes, who is grandma? She is Xiaobu, and I am Miss Huiye. I am your cutie today!"

"Oh!!!"

Following a burst of screams that could knock over the ceiling, the otakus ran out of the exhibition hall with their heads in their arms and their hair.

Looking at a shoe thrown away by someone in the aisle, Wu Ming narrowed his eyes and raised the corners of his mouth.

"Yeah, kawaii, kawaii."

Watching Kaguya's classic lines in "Miss Huiye Impossible to Confess" from the wrinkled Wu Ming's mouth, even the expressions and movements are so lifelike, all the audience present, including the photographer, finally couldn't stand it anymore. Can't live.

They, kneel!

"Grandpa and aunt, I beg you all, quickly accept your supernatural powers!"

"I'll give one to all the gods, please go to the square dance!"

"Go! Get away from me! I don't want to look, I don't want to look!!!"

"Hehe, hehe, hehehe... Why do I come to the exhibition when I'm so good? Is it not good to eat potato chips at home and watch my wife stay young forever? Why, why do you want me to see this, Hundan!"

"Who the hell came up with the idea to hold a manga exhibition? You lived well in the second dimension, why did you break the wall and go to the world! Three views! My three views~ wow..."

drop!

Received a negative applause value, 34211 points!

drop!

Received additional applause points of [Desperate] [Doubtful Life], 121121 points!

Looking at the young people kneeling before the booth, and hearing the reminder of the system's applause value coming from next to his ear, Li Shixin frowned.

This income is surprisingly good!

Glancing at a group of young people kneeling on the ground in front of them, their heads in pain, Li Shixin put the long French fries in his mouth and smiled.

(*灬)

Cosplay or not is my business.

Whether you want to see it or not is up to you!

children.

today……

Please give this old man a serious punch!

At this moment.

"Who brought these grandparents here?!"

"Who the hell taught these contestants who walk birds and play chess and square dance to play cosplay? Damn it! What a crime!"

"Huh? I just saw that those old men and women seemed to come with those little girls!"

"Is it you?"

Hearing the collapsed crowd around them start looking for the source of the crime, Chen Boshi, Chen Yiyi, and Su Sansan's ponytails stood up in one stroke!

"Hey hey, they are me, uh!"

An Xiaoxiao, who was on the side, was about to speak when Chen Boshi, who was sweating profusely, covered her mouth.

"No, Ni Meng definitely recognized the wrong person!"

"I don't know, I don't know at all!"

"I don't know it, I don't know it, who can know it?"

"Hey! This group of grandparents have sharp eyes, slipped away."

Noticing the little girls who were covering their faces and preparing to run away, and Mei Tasting Wine who was covering their faces beside them, who seemed ashamed to be with him, Li Shixin chuckled.

Into the old man's bowl, still want to run?

"Chen Boshi! Your grandparents are going to be popular! The crowd's response is very strong! Hurry up and buy some cosplay costumes! Let's make him all the popular characters in recent years!"

Following Li Shixin's yell, Chen Boshi, who had just raised his leg, felt a brush on his back.

When he turned his head again, he saw the angry eyes of the audience all gathered on him.

(｀Д)!!

What kind of hatred does the baby have against you?

You want to be such a fool!

(〝▼皮▼)(〝▼皮▼)(〝▼皮▼)

Sensing angry faces approaching him, Chen Boshi instantly aroused a 1.2 million desire to survive!

"Hey! I told Ni Meng, I'm not yet sixteen years old. I'm the beneficiary of the "Law on the Protection of Minors!"

Facing Chen Boshi's warning, the crowd took a big step forward.

Σ(っ°Д°;) Ah!

"Ni Meng, don't come here! Brothers and sisters, believe it or not, today's theme cosplay is all the painstaking efforts of my grandparents and me!"

"Think about it, you will grow old too! When you are seventy or eighty, what entertainment will you have?"

"You guys, can you dance square dance?"

Following Chen Boshi's question that touched the soul, the crowd stopped.

After a little thought, they shed tears.

Square dancing is so difficult!

Facing the silence, Chen Boshi went a step further: "You guys, can you twist Yangko, sing Errenzhuan, play Erhu, play Go and Chess, and mahjong?!"

Yangko... Errenzhuan... Playing mahjong...

Thinking of the extremely difficult entertainment activities, all the fat houses cried.

"Nah!"

Seeing that her repeated soul questioning had worked, Chen Boshi stood up straight and pointed a pair of little fingers at the theme booth.

"So, when you get old, you will still turn on the video and play the black chase. So, what these grandparents look like today is what you will look like in the future!"

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After Chen Boshi's refutation, the onlookers were stunned.

"Yeah, this... This is what we look like when we are old!"

"Madan, I can't accept it!"

"My heart hurts so much that I can't breathe. When we get old, maybe even the PSP has become an antique, anime has become an old man's music, and cosplay... is already a cultural heritage!"

"My girl is right. At that time, young people may not be playing cosplay at all, and they want to watch comic exhibitions...they must be old men and women, isn't it the same as today's theme? Fuck! My heart hurts so bad I can’t breathe!”

Seeing a group of young people mourning their age, Li Shixin chuckled.

Looking at Chen Boshi, she nodded slightly.

Children can be taught.

Thinking, he put a long French fries into his mouth, and slowly walked to a group of absent-minded young people.

The central air conditioner was turned on, blowing the white cloak behind him slightly.

"Although I am almost seventy years old, I can still grab the most discounted products in the supermarket, and I can still do 200 push-ups. My body is still full of heroic blood."

On the side, Zhang Yaozhong smiled slightly, and straightened his slightly messy gray hair.

"Ah, ah, at the age of seventy, I am still the coolest, cooler, and invincibly coolest in the whole square."

On the side, Liu Feng smiled and straightened the straw hat on his head.

"The trend of the times, the dreams of mankind, no one can stop. Even if I reach a hundred years old, I will still swim with my companions on the great route. I still have one breath, One Piece, I... it's decided!"

On the other side, Green Algae Head Zhang Weiyu carried three knives into his arms.

He closed one eye and grinned at all the young people present.

As the old hero group stood by the booth, all the audience's eyes widened.

One by one, the teenagers silently clenched their fists.

"As long as you have a dream in your heart and your blood hasn't burned out, what can the years do? This show is explosive!"

"Cow batch!"

"I'm so blown!"

With a burst of applause and cheers, the flash lights illuminated the entire booth and the aged heroes on the booth like fireworks!