Senior Superstar

Chapter 379: Hilarious! (Ask for a monthly pass at the end of the month!)

The crematorium had been performing all morning, and the smell inside made Li Shixin sick.

Compared with the Suvin and decaying smell in the funeral home, the smell in the crematorium, which is similar to burning hair and charcoal fire, is really unbearable.

After a lot of effort, almost rubbing off a layer of skin on his body, Li Shixin felt that the smell of humbug on his body completely disappeared.

drop!

Receive applause value, 150289 points!

drop!

Received the applause value of [Relief] and [Enlightenment], 70183 points!

hey yo

Just as Li Shixin was wiping the water stains on his hair with a bath towel on, a soft hum suddenly sounded in his ear which startled him.

It's so bad that someone who didn't stand firm like the proprietress of the bathhouse in "The Undertaker" knocked her head on the ground and died violently!

What's the situation?

Jiang Jiang stabilized his figure, opened the system panel, and saw that the source of applause was actually the third act of "The Undertaker", which was just updated, Li Shixin touched his embarrassing stubble.

This group of leeks... sublimated!

To watch the video can also contribute to the applause value of additional emotion, this is...

Was it sold out by yourself?

Facing the steaming mirror in the bathroom, Li Shixin had already straightened his body, he chuckled, put on his bathrobe and went out.

Taking his phone back to his bedroom, Li Shixin saw that the third act of "The Undertaker" just updated had more than 50,000 likes!

In the comment area, there is a big rainbow fart;

"In the previous two videos, the plot didn't really attract me too much. The main reason is that the process of encoffining made people feel inexplicably decompressed. But today's updated section really touched me too much!"

"I feel +10086! Especially Lao Lin's line, it's so well said. Thank you, Xinye. It's really rare to be able to explore such deep-seated things in this work in this fast-paced and impetuous society!"

"This old man's filming is not a movie at all, it's life! Xinye is amazing~ Poyin!"

"It was brought by my classmate Amway. At first he told me that it was a healing micro-movie for dinner. I really believed it. After watching the first part, I wanted to beat him up, but when I saw today's update, I just wanted to I would like to thank him from the bottom of my heart for giving me the opportunity to see such an excellent work. I am a fan and look forward to the next episode!"

"Except for the part of the body in the car accident in the first scene that hit my stomach, this series of films is attacking the soft part of my heart! A good movie should be like this, leaving impetuousness behind, following the camera and characters. It’s really good to experience and understand life! Lord Xin, I won’t rush you this time, just take a good shot!”

"The traitor in front! Saying that will make Xinye proud! Although I have been completely convinced by the beautiful scenes and delicate narrative of this series, even if I am nailed to the coffin, I still have to say something with my decayed voice." Scream - hurry up, hurry up!"

"GKD+1!"

"+1008611!"

"..."

Seeing that the netizens entered the routine update link after a good review, Li Shixin closed the comments. Seeing the number of followers on his Dooshou account, he smiled slightly.

During this period of time after the year, the Dooshou platform has not had any hot topics recently. In addition to those girls who sell meat and cute, the most popular videos are video clips and quick readings. The three updated sections of "The Undertaker" have been edited by many anchors with soundtracks, and some strange anchors have edited the encoffining scenes in the movie separately and put them in similar stress-relief videos.

In line with the continuous increase in the number of likes of these three videos, the platform's homepage recommends that the series of videos have begun to attract fans.

With the update of the third video in the series, the number of followers of his fighters has exceeded 600,000!

On Weibo, after the previous "Fried Cold Rice" audition footage was exposed, it has already reached 750,000 followers.

Removing fans from the overlap between the two platforms...

Wiping his chin, Li Shixin frowned.

From the road to superstar... a step further!

Li Shixin grinned when he thought that he was also a big fan with millions of followers. Time to...reward yourself!

Seeing that Zhao Jinzhi and An Xiaoxiao were messing around in the kitchen, Li Shixin picked up his mobile phone and went back to the bedroom

After these days of accumulation, more than 300,000 applause points have been accumulated in the system.

Seeing this big wave, Li Shixin rubbed his big hands.

To be happy in life is to be happy...

Finding a random reason in his mind, Li Shixin opened the system's lottery page, and after some deliberation, decided to take a small gamble first.

He directly took out 100,000 applause points and put them into the lottery options.

Come to fifty companies!

drop!

Get [Reading Glasses] x14, explain: Do you feel like seeing flowers in a fog when you feel that things are close at hand? Give you the clarity you want!

...

The system is scumbag, and the old man is fooled by the inventory of the department store.

Come again!

drop……

Get 【Cushion】X7, description: the coconut palm interlayer sponge is thicker, the core is firm and the outside is soft - sit on it, your butt is blessed.

I am blessed to go to grandma!

Your system will engage in all these things with the old man, playing around the edges of policy!

Come again!

drop……

Get 【Athlete's Foot Spirit】X18, explain: In those lonely late nights, did you suffer from itching...

Get out of here!

Come again!

drop……

Get [Detoxification Cupping] X6, explain: endure the pain of that moment, experience the comfort it brings to you! Super strong suction and super strong experience, although cupping is good, please don't be addicted! (Functional items, which can eliminate body toxins after use, and treat non-fatal chronic diseases to a moderate degree.)

Li Shixin's old face sank when he saw the six black cupping jars engraved with Liu Chang's curly cloud patterns and ancient rhyme that jumped out from the lottery page.

Garbage system, come early with this good thing!

The old man has gone through so many age reductions, and the cerebral thrombosis is almost healed, okay?

Secretly spit out, Li Shixin took out the cupping jar. Anyway, with the release of a functional item, this wave is not too bad.

After rubbing the six dark cupping cans in his hand for a moment, Li Shixin opened the system panel.

User: Li Shixin.

Life balance: 202 days.

Physical age: 57 years and 299 days.

Current applause value: 212765 points.

Li Shixin didn't dare to gamble after a wave of lottery didn't reveal anything he wanted. Looking at the balance of applause, I no longer have any other thoughts, just withdraw all of them, and put them into the age reduction option.

With a soft sound from the system, the familiar warm current began to swim through the whole body again. Following the bursts of refreshment that made every organ and every cell feel extremely happy, Li Shixin fell down on the bed with a face full of intoxication...

drop!

The age reduction is completed and the panel is updated.

Physical age: 57 years and 89 days.

Following the system's prompt, Li Shixin fell asleep.

Just when Li Shixin was looking for the possibility of Zhiling in his dream, the small square in front of the First People's Hospital of Rongzhou City.

"Oh, Shixin's line is so good. Really, think about it, isn't that what happened to this person? It's not true that you are gone, but it is true that no one else can remember you. It has nothing to do with this world!"

"It is a blessing to know Shixin in the last paragraph. I have a lot of things to think about. Originally, the doctor told me that it would take only a few months. I was still afraid. But after a few days, I really Think about it. That’s what death is all about. A person’s life will always come to this point. As long as there are still people who think about us and remember us, it’s worth it to go through this life in the world!”

In the small square, a group of death fans put down their phones, their faces full of emotion.

Looking at a group of old men and old ladies whose days are numbered, Wu Ming, Liu Feng, Zhang Yaozhong and other old fans can't help sighing.

"It's good to look at it. In fact, I feel that the fewer days left, the more happily we should live. It's the same as walking, Qiqi Ai Ai crying and walking is also walking, and walking happily is also walking, what to do Why don't you take it easy, right?"

Rubbing his sore nose, Wu Ming smiled and said to the death fans who had just gotten acquainted with each other in the past two days.

"Yeah!" On the side, Shi Agui, who was carrying a wine bottle, patted his thigh, "Right! That's what I thought. In fact, think about it, this last step, you walk without fear or pain, and happily, son and daughter I feel comfortable in my heart. If I walk tremblingly, my children will feel uncomfortable when they think about it in the future. It’s better to be more carefree.”

"Hey! You're right to think so!" Seeing Shi Agui's unrestrained appearance, Mr. Liu Feng clapped his hands loudly: "I thought so last year. The fortune tellers said I wouldn't live to be eighty-four. What happened? Like? Playing with Shixin, Zhi Leng, just let me survive the hurdle! Don't think so much about the possibility, I can live a few more days!"

"Brother Feng is right."

Hearing Liu Feng's testimony, a group of death fans were overjoyed.

"I'll go back later and tell our children, one or two thousand a day, why not eat, drink, and have fun with this money? No, you have to spend money in the hospital and suffer this foreign crime. What are you doing?"

"Yes, it's all death anyway. Instead of living in pain and living longer, we might as well be happy while we're still alive, and do it again! When it's time to come, let's learn from young people and hurry up." Be fashionable or something!"

"Well! This is good! But, why is this fashionable?"

Looking at a group of patients who have suffered and hated each other, all of them glowed with long-lost brilliance at this time. Shi Agui took a sip of wine and laughed.

At this moment, in front of the small square of the hospital, a publicity vehicle slowly passed by.

Shi Agui raised his brows when he saw the sign of a celebrity commercial show concert on the promotional car.

"Big guy, why don't we raise money for old brother Shixin and hold a concert."

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