Senior Superstar

After Li Shixin's Weibo update, the netizens burst into laughter.

At the same time as "goose goose goose", the number of likes of Li Shixin's dynamic soared!

"Give Xinye a thumbs up! Not only for your copywriting, but also for your entertainment spirit!"

"It's an old artist after all, you can see it! Passers-by turn fans!"

"Xin Ye is awesome!"

"I came here for a stroll after seeing the emoticons, the Internet is a place for us to relax.

Here some people pursue virtuality, some people pursue reality, but everyone hopes to find their own high point in this world where there is no need to face to face, follow the principles and look at other people's faces.

It's great to have such an open-minded old man who doesn't talk about so many rules and plays with big guys! I am a fan, and I look forward to more surprises from the old man in the future! "

drop!

Received applause worth 26412 points!

A random Weibo reaped another wave of applause, and Li Shixin laughed.

A place like the Internet is naturally close to all the people and things that can bring them fun.

Li Shixin is very clear about this.

What kind of person he is and what position he is, Li Shixin knows better in his heart.

Artists are people who entertain the public.

No matter what kind of mentality you are running for, it is a good thing if someone pays attention, spreads it, and discusses it. This is the value of an artist.

If you want to be followed by others, you have to be followed in the way you want. Do you think you are the class teacher teaching on the podium?

With that spare time and perseverance, wouldn't it be nice to write a few three-year college entrance examination and five-year simulations to follow the rules and become a top student?

Seeing a large group of leeks deeply impressed by his character, Li Shixin bowed in the direction of Xitian.

Thank you, Brother Kun from the previous life, who taught the old man the principles of life with his lawyer's letter.

...

Guided a group of sand sculpture netizens, seeing more and more fans on Weibo began to use their own copywriting mode to create, Li Shixin smiled faintly.

The speed at which the Internet is stalked and spread is sometimes faster than the spread of computer viruses. If this wave can last for ten days and a half months, combined with the current promotion of public welfare warning signs, then this wave of advertisements will be appropriate.

With such a pleasant surprise, he was not in a hurry to rush to Jing'an Real Estate.

The old man has such a big mouth, and still need to lick the boss's ass?

The old man is still lying on the bed and posing, waiting for you to come and pay by yourself!

That's how confident, that's how inflated!

This wave of meals is very pleasant.

There is money and exposure.

What is a superstar?

Um?

Even if he can show the most handsome posture just at any time, he is called a superstar!

Thinking that if he has money, he can really operate the studio and have a whole set of real teams, instead of being a poor commander and working hard with a mentally handicapped apprentice, Li Shixin has a good heart.

Turned off the phone, and the challah slices in the pan were ready.

An Xiaoxiao, who smelled the smell, had already moved the stool, and sat obediently at the dining table waiting to be fed.

The cemetery's advertising copy began to work hard, and the first wave of Qiafan was considered a small success. Thinking of the scene after the endorsement fee arrived, Li Shixin was in a good mood.

Seeing An Xiaoxiao holding a piece of steamed bun like a little squirrel, sipping and enjoying it, Li Shixin, who had no appetite, pushed his plate over.

Facing the unexpected breakfast that suddenly appeared in front of her, An Xiaoxiao widened her eyes: "Wow! Didn't the teacher say diet control? What, what does this mean?"

"It's a pity to throw it in the trash."

(ˇˇ)…

Facing Li Shixin's reason, An Xiaoxiao raised her face.

"Teacher, I think you are insulting my personality!"

"Then what do you mean by respect?"

"Of course, fry luncheon meat for me!"

You are thinking about farting!

Ignoring An Xiaoxiao's unreasonable thoughts, Li Shixin hummed a little tune with his hands behind his hands, and went to the balcony.

The spring breeze is warm and the sun is just right.

In the early spring when the birds are singing and the flowers are fragrant, the applause value during this period has accumulated a full 500,000 yuan.

Lying on a deck chair on the balcony, bathed in warm sunlight, Li Shixin opened his system panel.

User: Li Shixin.

Life balance: 230 days.

Physical age: 58 years and 234 days.

Current applause value: 521213 points.

The applause value obtained during this period is actually 600,000.

But I couldn't hold it back during the period, and drew two prizes with no income at all. And that's all...

Looking at the string of numbers on the panel, Li Shixin took a deep breath. Today is such a good day, if your system continues to be unreasonable, you will be able to use your crutches with all your strength.

Old man... From now on, if you put another point into the lottery selection, this old man will spend his life at home from now on, and die with you when the applause points are exhausted!

Feeling the trembling of the system, Li Shixin snorted and opened the system panel.

He directly took out 100,000 applause points and put them into the lottery selection.

The sky did not give birth to me, Li Shixin, and the eternity is like a long night.

Shuttle, ha!

drop!

Get the walking stick X99.

You trash system wants to die, right? Do you want to die? !

Um?

Come again!

drop!

Get [Sandalwood Old Rosary] X1, explain: The Buddha said that the five aggregates are empty, and only a pure heart and few desires can overcome the unrealistic in the heart. On lonely and restless nights, when you think too much, please recite the scriptures. Wait... There should be one hundred and eight beads, why is one missing?

(Functional items, the function is prajna; when worn, it can dissipate all the peculiar smells on the body. The function is Bodhi; when it is rotated and matched with the scriptures, it can make people within the range eliminate anger and distracting thoughts. Function three incense: very valuable as an antique.)

Um?

Li Shixin raised his brows when he saw the strange object that exploded.

Garbage system, you know you are afraid, right? !

Virtue!

Just like those dog authors at the starting point!

If you don't threaten to break your ticket, you don't know about the update.

Forget it, for the sake of this object, let's say you performed well for the time being.

Keep up the good work, old man!

drop!

Obtained [Upper Arm Blood Pressure Monitor] X1, description: Woohoo, so tight, so tight! Didi Didi, so accurate, so accurate! One-key monitoring of blood pressure and heart rate, high-definition large-screen display, measurement reminder and classification. Accurate measurement, always ready at home!

(︶灬︺)

You rubbish system... the old man just finished praising you.

If there is no old man at home, won’t you go out and buy it?

Now the old man is killing you, is killing you!

Please be serious! Hey!

Come again!

drop!

Get [Lost Makeup Technique] X1, explain: the real ingenuity is to make yourself the most beautiful person, or let your sweetheart see the most beautiful self? (Skill rewards can be learned by entering the dreamland. Rare level skills cannot be upgraded.)

Oh Yo! ! ! !

With a soft beep from the system, Li Shixin sat up from the reclining chair when he saw that an extremely rare skill had exploded in succession after a functional item.

good system.

I know that even though you, a little bitch, speak pornography every day, you still care about this old man in your heart.

Your next point, with it!

PS: Don't ask for a monthly ticket, let's sing a song; I have a small ticket, and I never vote for it~ I always read soy sauce at the starting point~ Seeing that the author has few updates, I am anxious to jump off the building! After the vote, the author added more and I laughed so hard!