Senior Superstar

Li Shixin was not in the country, so Li Juan specially sent three assistants to watch over An Xiaoxiao, nominally to take care of An Xiaoxiao's travel, filming and life, but in fact the main role of the three assistants was to prevent the girl from getting fat.

It can be said that from the end of the new year to now, Xiaoxiao has come here in clear soup and widowed water.

Now seeing Li Shixin feasting on the high-calorie food in front of him, Xiaoxiao is so hungry!

Under the hatred and grievance of jealousy, Li Shixin angrily brushed more than 3,000 negative applause points.

At eleven o'clock in the evening, the old fans were coaxed back to their rooms to rest, and Li Shixin also returned to his room.

After locking the door, the first thing Li Shixin did was to open the system panel.

User: Li Shixin

Physical age: 23 years and 108 days

Remaining lifespan: 9 years and 140 days

Current applause value: 34128374 points!

Oh ho ho ho!

Seeing the long string of numbers in the applause balance, Li Shixin rubbed his big hands excitedly.

"There's a bird on the tree, what kind of bird?

Hoo hoo, it makes me feel my heart beating.

I can't see it, but I can hear it~

Hurrah, the lovebird! "

Humming crooked songs from the last century, Li Shixin silently called out all the applause values.

"Come back, my lovebirds! Yahoo!"

Following his strange cry, more than 30 million applause points turned into clusters of light spots, immediately lighting up the room!

"Oh shit, I forgot to take off my clothes again!"

In the comfort like a lightning strike, Li Shixin screamed and fell straight on the floor.

the next day.

Early in the morning, the old fans had just woken up and washed up, and were walking in the yard waiting for the morning meal, when they saw Li Shixin walking out of the house with a smile on his face.

"Yo, Shixin got up so early today?"

"It's not a bad bed, it's rare these days!"

Seeing Liu Feng and Zhang Weiyu greet him, Li Shixin turned his nostrils to the sky and snorted.

That's natural.

Have you ever seen a 22-year-old guy who stays in bed every day?

energy!

This is called energy, do you understand? !

"What's the happy event for Lord Xin today? You're in a good state of mind!"

Seeing Li Shixin's arrogant look of "how lonely it is to be invincible", Liu Feng's grandson blinked and smiled.

(ˉ灬￣～)cut~~

Thirty-two, unmarried and without a girlfriend.

Talking to you will lose my reputation!

Li Shixin turned his head away arrogantly.

"Tsk!"

Li Shixin went uncharacteristically, and a group of old fans surrounded him strangely.

"What's the matter?" "I'm afraid you didn't get the acting award last night, did you lose your mind and go crazy?" "No way, Shixin's psychological quality is not enough!" "Shixin, tell us what's wrong with you Tell me, I don't know what you're doing. It's so creepy!"

Li Shixin laughed when he heard the old fans' inquiries.

tell you?

How to say?

It is said that the old man's physical age has entered the 22nd mark, and somewhere that has not been supported for a long time, finally jumped into the sky for a moment?

This kind of joy, you guys who are either disabled or have gone through menopause, how could you experience it!

Thinking about it, Li Shixin took a deep breath.

"I'm standing in the strong wind! I wish I could make my heart ache~

Looking at the sky, the clouds move in all directions! Sword in hand, ask the world who is the hero! "

As the song "Farewell My Concubine" was sung, Li Shixin pinched his sword fingers and opened his posture as the overlord of Western Chu.

"Qi pulls out the mountain, Qi, covers the world!"

(灬);(っ-);(_);(ω);(ˇˇ). . . . . .

Watching Li Shixin go "crazy" in the courtyard, Liu Feng, An Xiaoxiao and others were in a mess.

"Ahem, grandson, you have a lot of experience, what do you think you should do in this situation?"

After touching the white stubble of the beard, Mr. Liu Feng looked at his grandson beside him.

(￣┏∞┓￣): "It's really not possible. Find a great master to come and dance. This must be for something!"

Liu Feng's grandson grinned and offered a professional and scientific suggestion.

Could Li Shixin be unhappy?

Although a short-lived branch in the morning is just a small step in the long history.

But it is a big step for the old man on the road to branch!

Seeing that victory is in sight, seeing that the ultimate secret of life has been unveiled, how can he not be inflated, how can he not be crazy? !

With this excitement, Li Shixin and Zhao Jinzhi sent An Xiaoxiao, who was young and traumatized, to the airport at noon, and sent the child back to China to continue filming.

And Li Shixin himself, after returning home, continued his great career of gaining weight.

The crew of "Batman" has already set the official start on April 10th, and the old man's first scene is scheduled to be on April 15th.

In more than ten days, Li Shixin still has 15 catties to gain.

In a blink of an eye, two weeks passed by.

At exactly seven o'clock in the morning, Li Shixin walked down the stairs slowly in his nightgown and slippers.

Pulling out the weighing scale under the sofa in the living room on the first floor, Li Shixin stood up.

crunch

"Huh ~ finally."

Looking at the 85KG number on the scale display, Li Shi nodded confidently.

With this posture, he should be qualified to play a clown.

A group of old fans accompanied Liu Feng's grandson to Los Angeles to watch the Lakers game last night. It was past twelve o'clock when they came back, and they still haven't woken up yet.

Sitting in the empty living room for a while, Li Shixin took off his nightgown silently, revealing his soft belly, and then took out his mobile phone.

Kacha took a picture, Li Shixin smiled and opened Weibo.

The turmoil caused by the Oscar acceptance speech has not yet passed. These days, Li Shixin, who has gained weight with peace of mind, thinks the media is too annoying, so he simply came to a big retreat.

There was no news after half a month, and Weibo was full of messages from netizens asking about their situation.

Seeing the concern and encouragement from netizens, Li Shixin opened the dynamic editing page with a smile, uploaded the photo he just took, added a paragraph of text, and sent it out!

"Thank you for your concern and support! Not being able to win the Academy Award for Acting has not had much impact on me. Life is constantly moving forward, the goal is always ahead, and nothing can slow down my pace. Please rest assured! "

With his dynamic updates, the comment area of ​​Weibo

"Finally, the Lord Wiper has appeared!"

"Damn it! Who is this uncle in the photo?"

".Looking at the scars on his body, it should be Lord Xin?!"

"I'm second! How the hell is this all right? Xinye, I haven't seen you in just a few days, and you're all swollen!"

"No one is slowing down your old footsteps! With your current weight, you have already slowed down! Why did you become like this in only half a month!"

"Isn't it a big influence? Your old belly is so big! ┗(＊｀Д)┛ is so big!"

"I can't do it, I have to find something to support me for a while. Where did my tall, handsome and handsome Xinye go? Someone put up a lantern and help me find it?"

"This guy is not Xinye, this guy is not Xinye, this guy is not Xinye. Hey! Fatty, return my grandfather!"

exploded!