Say Yes To Making Bad Games, What the Hell is Titanfall?

  Chapter 96 There is no wife in the wife cake, and the quality square has no quality

   "It's over! Let's do it!"

  Eight o'clock in the evening! PUBG is online on time!

  Following the classic wave of curtains to wipe his mouth, Liu Peijia dropped the bowl and chopsticks, and got into the somatosensory cabin impatiently.

   At this time, in the voice channel, Liu Di, Donggua and Xiaohei are ready.

"I'm coming…"

  Eggplant was in a hurry, while buying and downloading PUBG, he said:

   "Have a meal, I'll be done soon."

  Relying on strong bandwidth support, generally speaking, the transmission speed of the special network line of the somatosensory cabin is much faster than that of the general PC platform.

   "Stop talking, get on the number, I'll be waiting for you."

  Mr. Di and the others also finished their preparations one after another.

  Not long!

  Eggplant is downloaded and entered the game.

   "I'm done! Pull me pull me!"

  Although the game has not yet started, just entering the game has already made Eggplant and others extremely excited.

   After all, they've been waiting too long for this game.

   Waiting for a full five months, like all players, they all spent it by looking at the promotional pictures.

   At this time, the barrage in the live broadcast room was also a lively scene—

  'Chinese New Year is Chinese New Year! '

  ‘WDNMD is finally here! Wait for me to die! '

  ‘Hahahaha the classic 16+ small standard is up, right’

  'Damn it, I guess everyone with a sensory cabin can play it now, only me and Lese who don't have a sensory cabin are watching the live broadcast pitifully here'

  'Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

  ‘I asked about it yesterday, and it is said that tomorrow our somatosensory bar will be preloaded, Wuhu! '

   'I just wanted to see if there was a skydive'

  ‘I don’t know, the four of them should be the fastest on the live broadcasting platform, and I haven’t seen any other anchors start yet’

  'Hurry up! No matter how slow the traffic is, other anchors will steal it! '

  ‘Speed ​​speed! '

  ‘…’

  Amidst the urging of the audience, the four eggplants quickly formed a team!

   "Ready, ready, ready—"

   "Go!"

   With the eggplant screaming excitedly!

Games start!

  The live broadcast room was buzzing with gifts flying everywhere!

   It can be seen that everyone's enthusiasm for this game is indeed very high. Even the water friends in the FPS area who have always paid for coins and not swiped the main company, have swiped groups of cards at this moment, and some even give away airplanes and rockets.

   And this is just entering the game, the game has not yet started!

  Flash with the picture in front of you!

   Four people entered an abandoned square.

   Eggplant looked up.

   I saw an abandoned plane parked in a square the size of two football fields.

  The east side is surrounded by hills, and the west side is surrounded by sea water, which seems to be an independent preparation area.

   And now!

  There are nearly a hundred people on the square!

  Some people are running and jumping, some people are practicing crawling and sliding, some people are punching each other to show friendship, and some people are jumping up and down over the abandoned plane!

  In the bustling public mic, there is a lot of voices—

  'Damn it! What a **** hundred people! '

  ‘Are you going to skydive later? Or random assignment? '

  'Silly beep! Punch me! Hahahahaha—'

  ‘Come on, everyone, follow me, let me announce something—I’m an idiot! ! '

  ‘Is there no one you care about in this world?’

  ‘You’re so ruthless, buddy’

   ‘The Internet is not a lawless place…’‘

  'As expected of a 16+ game, the main focus is a freedom...'

  ‘…’

   All of a sudden, there was a lot of yelling on the square, both male and female voices, just like crows in a meeting, quacking non-stop!

   "Damn it—"

   Liu Di was startled:

   "Isn't this too awesome? Are they all living people?"

   "Sure!"

  Xiao Hei said:

   "Didn't you see that the head-up display in the upper right corner has already reached 100 people? I guess there are too many people playing and the server doesn't have enough points."

   "Fucking goose goose goose goose..."

  Hearing this, Eggplant croaked excitedly, wishing he could join the battlefield right away.

   These are all real people!

  Super Brawl with hundreds of players!

   In the end, only one team can survive!

  Thinking, Eggplant couldn't suppress the excitement in his heart, and the whole work came to his mind, he ran to the side of the dilapidated plane in one stride, and climbed onto the wing:

   "Listen to me! Listen to me!"

  Eggplant had a loud voice, and all the nearby players looked over after such a roar.

   See the eggplant occupying the commanding heights and shouting:

   "I'm the anchor! I announce! From now on! In this game, I'll kill one at a time! It's best if you're sensible, come over and let me kill you!"

   Speaking of which!

   Just heard the sound of a cannon sound like a muffled thunder, resounding over the square.

   Immediately afterwards, the countdown number appeared in the center of everyone's heads-up display!

   Seeing that the timing was just right, Eggplant hurriedly said:

   "I don't change my name when I go, I don't change my surname when I sit, my name is—"

   "Winter! Melon! Strong!"

  嗡—

   Instantly!

  The players in the square exploded!

   They raised their fists one after another, and while calling and cursing Dong Guaqiang's name, they rushed towards Eggplant in a gang fight!

   However, at this time, the countdown has also returned to zero!

   All players are blinded, and the public microphone is turned off.

  Winter Melon's roar also stayed in the team's voice:

   "Eggplant! You're an idiot, beep!!"

  The live broadcast effect is excellent!

  The barrage audience laughed so hard—

  'It's really bad, Liu Peijia'

  'The last sentence I am Dongguaqiang really didn't hold back'

  'The main thing is to pretend to be me, and to be beaten is my brother'

   'Too cheap'

  ‘Egg Brother understands the effect of the program’

  ‘Is this something that humans can do? '

  ‘But having said that, this quality square is really interesting! '

  ‘Hahahahahaha God **** quality square’

  'There is no wife in the wife cake, and the quality square has no quality, which is very reasonable'

  ‘Hahahahaha…’

  Winter Melon scolded on the team's voice channel for half a minute!

until!

  The engine roar of the plane came.

   Hiss—

  In an instant, the gags of the four members of the team stopped, and Qiqi gasped.

   Next!

  A strong airflow blows, everyone opens their eyes, and there is an uproar!

   But they saw that they were standing at the door of the cabin just like in the promotional video.

  Below your feet, you are at an altitude of 10,000 meters!

   "ohhhhh—"

   Instantly!

   There was an exclamation in the entire cabin!

  Although, players seem to have already acquiesced that in this game, there must be a high-altitude skydiving setting.

  But when the real machine screen is in front of you, everyone can't help but be shocked!

   On the bullet screen, there was also a sound of surprise——

  'I really have a skydive! '

  ‘I can only say that it is you! Wind of gold! '

  ‘No one understands what players want better than Brother Shengzi—’

  'Speed ​​jump to see the effect'

  ‘It’s absolutely fun to jump down’

’

  ‘Try it quickly, I will be so hungry if I can’t play it...’

   Following the urging of the audience!

  The four of them looked at each other, eager to try.

  Because, while they were hesitating, quite a few players had already jumped off the plane.

  Several people also know that at this moment, if you jump down for a while, the more supplies you get, the more favorable the situation will be.

   "Where to jump?"

   While talking, Xiao Hei opened the map UI.

   I saw that this flight flew from west to east, and the route was relatively centered.

"Um-"

   After a deep groan, Liu Di said:

   "Otherwise, let's go to P City. It seems that there are more houses here, and supplies are probably indispensable."

  P city is located in the middle of the map, and the entire housing area is not small. At this time, it is right below their route, which seems to be a good choice.

  Anyway, it was the first time to play, and everyone didn't know the specific situation below, so they hit it off and decided to bravely jump to P City.

"let's go!"

   Say go!

  Seeing Liu Di take the lead, he jumped into the air!

  The other three jumped off the plane one after another, not to be outdone!

  Hoo—

   The sound of the hunting wind rang in my ears, and the room area on the ground expanded rapidly in front of my eyes.

  The feeling of weightlessness is like a shot of adrenaline, and you can't help but shout!

   "Wu-hu-!!"

   "It's so cool for me!"

   "It's just like skydiving!"

   "..."

   The four who had such a novel experience in the game for the first time shouted!

   And with the rapid fall of the body, the hands of the four people also touched the pull ring of the umbrella bag one after another.

but!

  But no one is willing to pull the parachute first!

   "Mr. Di, why don't you open your umbrella?"

   "My buddy is playing to the limit, are you afraid?"

   "I'm afraid of a fart, it's awesome that the four of us will open the umbrella later than anyone else!"

   "Come on! Let's compare! Whoever opens the umbrella last will be the best!"

   "Fuck, bragging, I won't open this umbrella today!"

   "..."

  The inexplicable match of the four made the audience burst into laughter—

  ‘A Chinese man who wants to be strong all his life’

  ‘After all, no one can refuse the approval of [You are amazing]’

  ‘Extreme sports, right? It’s really a loss for you to sell this game for ninety-eight’

  ‘Hahahahaha what an outrageous game I rely on’

  ‘Wori, you four beasts really don’t open umbrellas? ! '

  'This is hitting the ground! '

  ‘…’

   With the audience's exclamation sounded!

   At this moment, the faces of the four people also changed color a little.

   After all, with the blessing of the full sense system, the experience of skydiving is almost close to reality.

  So, when they saw the rapidly enlarged ground and heard the swift wind in their ears, even though they knew this was a game, they still couldn't help being frightened!

  Xiao Hei took the lead and couldn't help it anymore: "Fuck you, Mr. Di, open the umbrella!"

   "I won't drive it! You drive it! I will drive it right away!" Liu Di insisted.

   "You drive first!"

   "You drive first!"

   "I won't drive if you don't!"

   "I won't drive if you don't!"

   "You **** repeater!"

  The two of you talked to each other, and the atmosphere became more and more intense!

   Just when the two sides are at a stalemate!

  The eggplant next to it couldn't stand it anymore, and screamed in horror:

   "WDNMD I open!"

   Hula—! !

  The umbrella of the eggplant opened, and the winter melon beside it followed closely behind!

  Seeing that someone was the first to lose it, Liu Di and Xiao Hei both heaved a sigh of relief and looked at each other with a smile: "Haha, they are scared, we win—"

  The voice did not fall.

  Boom!

  Boom!

   slap—

  The sound of heavy objects falling to the ground sounded one after another.

  The two figures slapped heavily on the roof of the building, rebounded again, flew directly out of the railing of the roof, fell off the roof, and became two corpses.

  Hula—

   Then, two figures with parachutes landed on the roof.

  Looking at the two neat boxes on the roof, and at the two corpses on the ground, Eggplant shook his head:

   "...You two are so stupid, I'm really screwed."

  The barrage burst out laughing—

  ‘To be forced to death’

  ‘Let you do extreme sports, not let you seek death’

   ‘Hahahahaha that’s outrageous’

   ‘It’s over before it starts’

  ‘It’s not buddy, are you really here to skydive? '

  ‘You call this skydiving? Skydiving must at least have an umbrella, right? '

  ‘It was fine when I got off the plane, but it turned into a small box when it landed’

  'Falling into a box hahahahaha...'

  ‘…’

  The audience shouted outrageously, burst into laughter.

   Taking advantage of this moment, Eggplant and Winter Melon also put away their parachutes, and they heard Winter Melon whisper:

   "Damn it—Brother Eggplant, look!"

  Hearing the sound, Eggplant looked along the line of sight of Winter Melon—

  A group of figures shuttled in the streets and alleys of P City, and the muffled gunshots resounded through the streets and alleys, as if there was a fierce atmosphere of rampant killings!

   And now!

   The two standing on the rooftop in the middle of P City have a panoramic view of all this!

   Fighting, gunfire, blood, roaring...

  The elements that are enough to ignite all the passionate emotions of people gather and rush at this moment, impacting the nerves of the two of them.

  The shocking picture makes the blood pumping, and the gunshots resounding throughout the city make people nervous and excited.

no doubt.

  Gu Sheng did it.

  All his previous commitments at the Asian Games, at this moment, are all vividly displayed in the game.

   And now!

  The only task given to players!

   is to devote yourself to this killing game!

   Kill your opponents! Become the king of this island!

  chachacha—

   Just when the two were still marveling at the chaotic scene!

suddenly!

  The sound of footsteps came.

  Looking down, they saw an inch-cut player in a white vest getting into the room under their feet.

  Winter Melon immediately gave a strange cry: "Brother Eggplant! Brother Eggplant, someone is coming up!"

  Eggplant also saw it, and the passion that had just been ignited made him burst into laughter: "DNM catch him! Fuck him!!"

  Although, their teammates killed themselves before the fight started because they were too shabby.

  However, there are still two of them at the moment.

   But there was only one person who just got into the house.

   For a moment, Eggplant and Winter Melon burst with confidence, kicked open the door of the roof, and killed them down the stairs!

  Eggplant leads the way!

  Going down the corner, I happened to see the young man with a short hair who had just jumped up.

  The two sides looked at each other, they were all stunned, and then they raised their fists in unison!

  Since you can't find a gun, let's use our fists to decide the winner!

   "...Fuck him, **** him! Winter melon **** him! He's all alone! Fuck him to death!!"

   Just listen to the eggplant burst!

   Then, he swung his fist and smashed it!

   At this time, there is no need to talk about martial arts!

  Winter Melon, who heard the greeting, had no moral bottom line at all, and rushed forward with a yell!

   buzz—

  Boom! Snapped! Boom!

   "Oh shit, don't hit me, I'm the host..."

  The sound of punching to the flesh resounded in the narrow stairwell.

  Just twenty seconds!

  The sound of fighting subsided.

  See you—

  The inch-cut young man was still standing where he was, staring at the shivering winter melon in the corner, and twisted his neck.

   And at his feet, lay a corpse and a small box quietly.

  Winter Melon looked at the boxed eggplant corpses, and at the sandbag-sized fist of the Inch Boxing Champion.

   Can't help but smile awkwardly.

   There is a little flattery in the tone:

   "Haha, bro..."

   "If you hit him, you can't hit me again~"

   However, the boxing champion Bunny walked up as if he didn't hear it:

   "Just ride a horse and you will be stronger than melon, right? I have endured you in the square for a long time, come on!"

  Boom!

  (end of this chapter)