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"What's the matter?"

Hearing little Nezha's cautious voice, Gu Cheng turned his head and looked at Shen Miaomiao.

"Just... can you sleep on the sofa?"

Shen Miaomiao grinned, revealing an awkward yet polite smile.

Gu Sheng:?

"Why am I sleeping on the couch? What have I done wrong?"

Gu Sheng replied subconsciously.

But then he realized that this answer seemed a bit ahead of his time.

"I mean..." Gu Sheng spread his hands: "I don't sleep on a good bed, why should I sleep on the sofa?"

"Because...uh...because..."

Shen Miaomiao faltered, her voice became smaller and smaller:

"Because um ang..."

Gu Sheng was silent.

It took five seconds to understand!

"No, you are the onion king? (NPC in the messy kitchen)"

Gu Sheng's expression was very speechless:

"Or did you stuff the insole in your mouth?"

"You're the onion king! You've got a shoe sole in your mouth!"

Shen Miaomiao directly jumped up from the sofa:

"Why are you talking so badly! I said it was because I wanted to sleep on the sofa! Do you understand me!"

"no???"

Gu Sheng was dumbfounded:

"Because you sleep on the sofa, I have to sleep on the sofa with you? This... doesn't make sense, does it?"

"My reasoning is reasoning!"

Shen Miaomiao didn't care and patted the sofa:

"come over!"

Gu Sheng choked speechlessly: "You're a bit like training a dog."

"That--"

Shen Miaomiao thought for a while, then patted the sofa again:

"please!"

"Okay! Have momentum!" Gu Sheng raised his thumb, then clasped his hands together: "Brother!"

Shen Miaomiao was not to be outdone: "Second brother!"

"please!"

"please!"

"This time-"

"Hahahaha, are you poor or not, you..."

Shen Miaomiao saw Gu Sheng walking over in square steps, she giggled and gave him a light kick:

"Go and wash up, you, it will be dawn in a while..."

At this moment, Gu Sheng also realized why little Nezha insisted on letting him sleep on the sofa.

Don't ask, the previous escape experience definitely left a lot of psychological shadow on her.

The so-called day has something to think about and night has a dream.

Little Nezha is probably afraid of being chased awake by mental patients in the middle of the night.

click... click... click...

In the living room, the hands of the clock passed by every minute and every second.

The heavy breathing sounded evenly.

The first ray of morning light slipped in through the cracks in the curtains in the living room, walked across the clean floor, rolled over the fluffy carpet, and tiptoed onto the sofa.

He caressed the girl's long eyelashes, slid across her slender neck, and then went down, sitting on her curled knees.

"Well...don't...don't chase...don't chase me..."

Soft whispers sounded, the girl seemed to be experiencing intense pursuit in her sleep, and her legs that were originally curled up were ready to move.

"Don't chase!!!"

The next second, the dazed girl twitched all over, and her curled slender legs suddenly jumped up, completely forgetting that there was a wronged seed on the sofa.

call--

The smooth calf is stretched, the ankle is curled and tightened due to tension, a rabbit kicks the eagle!

At this time, the wronged species on the sofa also snorted softly: "Huh?"

He opened his sleepy eyes and looked at the girl.

Oh shit.

The jailer, whom the warden was thinking of, came.

The fly in the ointment is that the speed is a bit fast.

Hum-boom! ! !

...

"Wake up for me! What time is it? Are you still sleeping? Do you still have the heart to sleep?!"

Crack!

The data report was hit on the face, and Yamamoto jumped up from his seat in a jerk!

"Old...teacher!!!"

Opening his bloodshot eyes, he saw Joetsu Kei standing in front of him.

Yamamoto Tsuna couldn't help trembling, stood up quickly, and bowed upwards!

Yes.

Yamamoto didn't go home yesterday and slept directly in the office.

Not just today.

Yesterday, the day before yesterday, the day before yesterday...

He has been in the office for a week straight.

no way.

With the escalation of the situation, Yiyou and Xunteng's joint attack, both bright and dark, caused them to be devastated and miserable.

Comera is a big business.

But Yiyou and Xunteng are not vegetarians either.

What's more, now the two of them have teamed up!

"Teacher...you are looking for me...what is it?"

Facing Joe Joe who was furious and frowning into a pimple, Yamamoto trembled with fear from the bottom of his heart.

"What's the matter?" Shangetsu glanced at him: "Let me ask you, it has been twelve hours since the release of "Silent Hill", what is our current sales?"

In a word!

Directly froze Yamamoto's question!

He doesn't know how the sales are going! He just woke up!

"Private...Private Marseille!!!"

Ninety-degree bow and private Marseille can be called a universal reply in Neon.

"Then open your eyes and take a good look!"

talking!

Joe Joe was giving pointers to the data reports scattered on the ground!

Yamamoto Tsuna didn't dare to be negligent, and hastily leaned over to gather up all the reports, and watched them intently!

Head on!

The moment the first sales report was presented in front of him, Yamamoto felt his head buzzing!

Twelve hours!

Silent Hill's total worldwide sales...

"Thirty... thirty thousand... sets?"

Twelve hours! Thirty thousand sets!

Only 30,000 sets!

Even in the best-case scenario, their sales on the first day would not exceed 50,000 sets!

Based on the price of 28 knives per set, their total sales on the first day were only over one million!

But you must know that the cost of Silent Hill is a full 67 million!

And games like Silent Hill are no better than multiplayer online battle games, and they can boost sales in subsequent updates!

Basically, first-day sales are the pinnacle of this type of game!

Although in theory, like some games with insufficient publicity in the early stage, it is also possible to increase sales after the game is released.

But Silent Hill is clearly not among the ranks!

Because now, they have basically over-covered the announcement of Silent Hill, and they have announced all the places that can be announced.

As far as publicity is concerned, this game has reached its limit!

In other words, the first-day sales volume he saw now was already the upper limit of Silent Hill's single-day sales volume!

It's a certainty!

It will become less and less after that!

Yamamoto's hands trembled!

And looking down, I only felt my legs go limp, and I sat on the chair with a thud!

Because the following is the sales volume of Silent Hill's competing projects!

original!

In the column of competing product information, there are usually three or five games of the same type.

But because Komera and Golden Wind fought too hard!

In addition, horror games themselves are not a mainstream theme!

so!

At this moment, there is only one competing product presented in front of Yamamoto——

"escape"

According to statistics, the total sales volume of Escape in 12 hours is...

Yamamoto Tsuna was trembling all over!

180,000 sets!

It is six times that of Silent Hill! ! !

And its sales forecast on the first day is around 250,000 sets!

Twelve hours sales of 30,000 sets versus 180,000 sets!

Sales of 50,000 sets versus 250,000 sets on the first day!

This is no longer a fiasco!

This is crushing!

A one-sided crush of disparity in strength!

Yamamoto Tsuna finally understood why the teacher angrily slapped the report on his face early in the morning!

Joetsu Kagemasa is already very kind!

With the sales volume and cost in front of him, even if Shangyue asked him to eat the report in person, he couldn't even refute half a sentence!

Swipe!

Turning the page tremblingly, Yamamoto looked at the many comments in the second report file——

"Escape from Silent Hill! Basically lock the first day victory! "

"The old-fashioned routine of fighting monsters, is Comera really not suitable for horror games?" "

"Escape is critically acclaimed, Silent Hill's popularity is bleak"

[...It is not difficult to see that the Silent Hill that left Sam is only similar in shape, but the stripping of the soul makes Silent Hill, like the monsters in its games, a walking dead]

[Unarmed is always the answer to horror games, apparently Silent Hill's new generation producer Yamamoto Tsuna didn't realize this...]

[Major Waterloo! Silent Hill is very likely to create the biggest loss in the history of Comera! 】

‘Originally, I was quite objective and bought Silent Hill, but now I just want to say that Geneva will refund the money! ! ! '

'no? If I want to fight monsters, why don't I play Resident Evil 4 on PC? Isn't Li Sanguang better than you, the protagonist of a cerebral palsy murderer? '

‘Am I really obsessed with the plot of Silent Hill, co-authoring me to play the role of a murderer to destroy corpses and traces in Silent Hill? '

"Good idea, don't think about it next time, I have other uses for your pig brain"

'There is a beauty with paronychia on the brain'

"Lin Xiao, you..."

‘Don’t be so embarrassing, this game is also worthy of comparison with Biochemical 4? You're pointing at your nose and scolding Sanshang Shinji! This is not as good as Biochemical 5/6! '

'ah? Biochemistry and 5 and 6? '

"The somatosensory cabin version, "Resident Evil: Killing" and "Resident Evil: Frenzy", are not Sanshang Shinji's. Players are used to calling them the fifth and sixth volumes, but they rushed to grandma's house. I don't know if it's normal."

'no? Someone really bought the two biochemicals in the somatosensory cabin? So it seems that I bought Silent Hill is not the ultimate injustice'

'Whoever buys this thing, I can laugh at him for a year...'

‘Silent Hill wasn’t supposed to be like this! '

'Yamamoto I said your ancestor! ! ! '

‘Now, do you know who to Fvk? '

'...'

"This... this... this is simply..."

Yamamoto's chest heaved up and down, and all kinds of yin and yang comments made him furious, like falling into an ice cave!

no doubt!

Among these negative comments, there must be the ghost of Huaguo Xunteng!

But the problem is that now the negative comments are overwhelming, and it is completely hard to tell who is a ghost and who is a human!

and!

Silent Hill sales failure, has become an established fact!

"What is this? This is simply the biggest stain in my career!"

Seeing that Yamamoto couldn't speak a word for a long time, Joe Joe was slapping the table and roaring!

"Tsuna Yamamoto, don't think I don't know what you're thinking!"

"Thinking that I originally held a big project like "God Rush", and coupled with the horror recovery IP "Silent Hill", the power of the two projects is in your hands, and you want to be the champion?"

"You miscalculated! Idiot!"

talking!

Joe Keiko stood up, snatched the report from Yamamoto, turned out the last page, and slammed it on the table!

Boom!

"Take a good look for yourself!!!"

Say it!

Without looking back, he walked out of the office angrily!

bang!

The office door slammed shut, and the incoming wind blew up the report on the table. Tsuna Yamamoto grabbed it in a hurry, and looked over——

Project: Zodiac

Expected sales on the first day: 210,000 sets

Twelve-hour sales: 78,000 sets

Estimated sales on the first day: 108,000 sets

Year-on-year decrease in sales: 48.57%

Sales cut in half!

good!

Affected by the impact of Silent Hill, another game "Yakuza" produced by Tsuna Yamamoto himself was also affected, and the sales were directly cut in half!

Yamamoto Tsuna, who originally planned to grab it with both hands, was ruthlessly backlashed by greed.

and!

Not only that!

Looking through the sales data of other works of the same period, under the impact of this incident, all the games produced by Comeira this time are more or less affected!

The lower drop is about 10%, while the higher drop is about 25%!

Silent Hill fiasco!

Extreme hurricane cut in half!

The overall sales of other works in the same period fell!

And all of this stems from my own desire for profit, wanting to become the head of the three contemporary Ke Meila royal families!

Boom!

All of a sudden!

Yamamoto Tsuna's brain went blank!

The hand holding the report slammed on the desk feebly.

The cost of Silent Hill alone was 67 million knives, and the basket sold only 1 million knives on the first day, which already made him unable to eat and walked away.

Not to mention other projects affected by this!

This time!

The direct or indirect loss caused by the collision with the golden wind is an astronomical figure!

【Think about it yourself】

suddenly!

Yamamoto Tsuna thought of the words that Joe Tsuna left before leaving.

original!

He thought it was just an angry remark made by Shang Yue in a hurry and anger.

But now it seems... things are far from that simple!

Such a big basket, such a huge loss!

Although theoretically speaking, this matter is just a wrong project investment and a failed market collision.

but!

Because the amount involved is too huge!

In order to give an explanation to the board of directors, Joetsu Jingzheng had to bring out a person who was responsible for the blame!

And look at the entire Komera.

The person who is most suitable to be the one who takes the blame is also the one who has the most direct relationship with this wrong decision...

It's him Tsuna Yamamoto!

The head of the three royal families?

Dream it!

Now, whether he can continue to stay in this company is a question!

Think here!

Yamamoto Tsuna jumped up from his seat, opened the door and walked out!

"Teacher! Teacher! Listen to my explanation..."

...

"...I really didn't mean it!"

at the same time!

Shen Miaomiao was carefully applying medicine to Gu Sheng's eye sockets.

At this time, the outside of Gu Sheng's right eye socket was bruised and swollen, which had the tendency to develop into panda eyes.

Shen Miaomiao bit her lips hard, trembling all over, trying her best not to laugh out loud:

"I'm sorry, I'm really sorry..."

Gu Cheng grinned his teeth and glared at little Nezha: "Your apology is not sincere at all, is it? You have been laughing all the time!"

"Hey! What are you talking about! Mr. Gu!"

Little Nezha wiped the last bit of medicine evenly on Gu Sheng, and said seriously:

"I've been trained to never laugh, no matter how funny it is..."

"Really?" Gu Cheng squinted his swollen right eye and looked at Little Nezha.

"Really!" Shen Miaomiao bit her lips and nodded vigorously, "I will not laugh at anyone who laughs at you!"

"Then why are you laughing?"

"I'm going to hit five thunderbolts!"

"That's not necessary, you can do all the housework this week."

"OK!"

"A deal?"

"Hook!"

Saying that, Shen Miaomiao stretched out her hand, and hooked up with Gu Sheng.

However, the little fingers of the two hooked up!

Then Gu Sheng called out to Shen Miaomiao, "Hey, look at me."

"Ah?" Shen Miaomiao didn't understand, so she looked up.

Seeing Gu Sheng raised his neck:

"Young people don't talk about martial arts, so steal me, a 69-year-old comrade... When I come up to the wine, there is a left kick and a right kick..."

Moment!

Shen Miaomiao's face was distorted, and there was shock in her eyes, as if it was hard to believe that a person could be so stupid.

"I hope you...mouse tail paper, reflect on..."

Gu Sheng patted Shen Miaomiao's shoulder.

And Shen Miaomiao couldn't bear it any longer, and laughed wildly with a poof and fell down on the sofa!

"Hahahahahaha, this is too similar...you dog hahaha..."

"You deliberately made me laugh hahahahahaha..."

"You are lying!!!"