Salted Fish Learn to Play Technology

"You really no longer think about it"

On the stage, Jiang Fangzhou asked with hope.

Regarding this question, Zhang Wei didn't even have any interest in answering it, and turned away.

Looking at the back of his departure, Jiang Fangzhou stayed on the spot for a while, like a lookout stone.

In the lecture hall next door, a crowd of viewers have been completely mad

The strongest brain has seen so many episodes, and this is the first time they have seen such a unique player.

"666, seek the psychological shadow area of ​​the program group."

"Distressed Teacher Jiang for a second, and then laughed like a barbell."

"Bull broke my Zhang Shen."

"Crazyly beat Zhang Shen."

Looking at the crowd of spectators, Chen Sisi's uniformed beauty stood up and said, "Let's go, let's meet this funny little guy together."

On the other side, Zhang Weizheng, who was out of the lecture hall, questioned the system angrily.

"System, if you hurt your host like this, will your conscience hurt?"

The system "doesn't."

Paralyzed

"System, your behavior is unethical and violates the system's code of conduct."

Why do I do this in your system, you don’t have a compulsion in your heart

"Detected that the host has completed the glorious mission of Xueba, and began to issue rewards."

"Congratulations to the host for gaining knowledge of making lipstick at the **** level."

Zhang Wei "System, do you dare to point me to the lipstick R & D company for an interview, you will give me the knowledge of God-level lipstick production"

The system suddenly started to die.

Zhang Wei rolled his eyes immediately at this, "Don't think you can pretend to be able to confuse this matter. After I have finished the interview, I will settle the account with you."

For him right now, the most important thing is to complete the interview, to avoid being blackened by Chen Sisi, as for the system, there is sometimes time to repair.

The system is desperate

The lecture hall of Yanjing Aerospace is divided into two floors with a total of more than ten classrooms.

After some searching, Zhang Wei finally found an interview for Meizi Makeup in a remote small room on the second floor.

When he knocked on the door, Zhang Wei saw a middle-aged man sitting inside.

The man was about forty years old, brushing a big back, and hearing the movement just glanced coldly at Zhang Wei.

Zhang Wei immediately closed his grudging smile.

"Interview" the other party asked yin and yang.

"Yes" Zhang Wei's smile completely disappeared.

The other party was obviously a little surprised. He couldn't help but looked up at Zhang Wei, then smiled coldly, "Do you have a resume?"

"No"

Isn't the other party running into a fool? You don't even have a resume to interview you.

But thinking of the company CEO's previous explanation, he still perseveredly walked through the process, "Then briefly introduce yourself."

"Zhang Wei, Yanjing Aerospace University, major in materials engineering, senior."

Speaking of which Zhang Wei stopped suddenly, the other party waited for a long time and couldn't help but looked up and asked

"anything else"

"Nothing."

"Nothing"

"Don't you say a brief introduction to yourself"

Nima, do you have any misunderstanding about shortness?

Just thinking of the previous boss's account, he patiently asked again, "Do you know anything about fashion?"

Zhang Wei glanced at his dress and shook his head decisively. Do you think I understand that stuff like this?

"Do you usually use cosmetics?"

Zhang Wei suddenly shook his head again, how could salted fish like him use cosmetics

Seeing Zhang Wei's reaction, the other party smiled suddenly.

"Just where did you get the courage to interview?"

After seeing Zhang Wei's performance, he was completely relieved.

As for Zhang Wei's performance, even if the big boss greeted him, he has every reason to refuse. After all, the company is not the big boss alone.

Zhang Wei didn't care about his mockery. For a qualified salted fish, there was no such thing as fighting.

Not only did he not blame each other, he was even grateful.

After all, in this way, he has plenty of reasons not to go to work, which is simply unbelievable.

As he happily prepared to leave, the door behind him suddenly opened.

Then the middle-aged man who had been proud all the time stood up instantly.

"boss."

Zhang Weiwen just turned around and suddenly saw a mature woman in a professional skirt walk in.

There is also an acquaintance of Zhang Wei beside her.

"Old class, why are you here."

I don't know why, and when Chen Sisi appeared suddenly, Zhang Wei panicked.

Just when he was worried, the middle-aged man behind him sue first, "Boss, the Zhang Wei recommended by your classmates does not meet our company's appointment conditions at all."

Hearing this, Zhang Wei almost shed tears without moving.

"Good guy, I almost blamed him."

How deep is your misunderstanding of good people

But the development of the matter was somewhat beyond Zhang Wei's expectations.

I saw that the woman in professional attire ignored the middle-aged man and sat down in the original position of the other party. Then she said, "I am ceo Yang Chenxing with beautiful makeup, do you know lipstick?"

Zhang Wei shook his head suddenly.

For a straight male cancer, how could he understand such a thing as lipstick.

The middle-aged fat man was relieved when he saw it.

"Waste is waste. In his performance, even President Yang cannot force him into the company."

However, Yang Chenxing didn't care at all and asked again

"Then do you understand the color tone?"

Hearing this question, Zhang Wei immediately wanted to shake his head again, but then Chen Sisi at the side slowly said, "You better think clearly before answering."

Zhang Wei, "Damn, does this mean a few threats? Will Yang Wei be the kind of person scared?"

Immediately, Yang Weiyi said rightly "understand"

The system "so you said it for a long time"

"you shut up"

Yang Chenxing's eyes lit up when he heard the words, "Do you know there are many kinds of pink"

Looking at the other person's smiling face, Zhang Wei instantly sensed the taste of conspiracy.

For a moment his brain started to spin rapidly.

"According to the knowledge of making god-level lipsticks, pink can be divided into 402 kinds in total, but if I don’t get hired, I definitely can’t perform too well, but I can’t be too stupid, so"

"210 kinds." Zhang Wei said confidently after some thought.

Zhang Wei noticed that the middle-aged man suddenly showed a look of contempt when he heard this answer, and he couldn't help but relax.

All he wants is this effect