Running Snail

Wei Nan opened the chat window with Lu Shuang somewhat depressed, "Zhou Fang called my younger siblings, what's the matter?" The tone was rather lamentable.

"Hehe, I'm explaining to him, he misunderstood that you are my girlfriend, sorry."

"..."

"I did not do it on purpose."

"Forget it, let's talk."

Wei Nan reluctantly closed the chat window.

Say it wasn't intentional? Actually, it was not Zhou Fang's misunderstanding, but Lu Shuang deliberately leading him to misunderstand, right? Such an obvious "what do you mean?" is a personal misunderstanding. On the surface, Lu Shuang only used some small tricks to get Zhou Fang to agree to be friends, and he was very smart and attentive. Wei Nan had no reason to blame him. The typical wolf in sheep's clothing, no matter how good a smile is, can't hide his stomach full of bad water.

Wei Nan silently wiped away a line of blood and tears at the QQ friends and Zhou Fang, and the neat update time.

Sure enough, did you commit too much evil in your previous life? Why do you meet the best in this life?

I think of Zhou Fang’s announcement today, saying that his winning work will be made into an online game, and Lu Shuang also said that he works in an online company. Is there any connection between this? Could it be that the relationship between the two of them is good because Zhou Fang’s works are adapted to online games and have something to do with Lu Shuang?

Curiosity kills the cow. Wei Nan's curiosity is like fermented steamed buns. Once it swells, it fills up his chest. If he doesn't ask, he will suffocate and die, so he cheeks and opens the window to chat with Lu Shuang again——

[Munan]: Lu Shuang, you work in an Internet company, and you are involved in game development, right?

[Yao Yu]: Well, when I was in graduate school, I skipped class for playing games, and I was called by the teacher. The teacher told me, what is the skill of playing games no matter how advanced it is? You make a game by yourself, that's called skill.

[Munan]: So... In order to prove your ability, you went to the game with enthusiasm?

[Yu Yu]: Yes, Nan Nan, you really know me.

That's because you are so smelly, arrogant on your face, you can't even understand it...

[Again]: By the way, don’t you like Zhou Fang very much? Have you read the Eternal Land?

[Munan]: Of course you have seen it. Don’t tell me that you are responsible for the development of online games based on "Eternal"?

If it is true, it is really another tragedy.

[Yu Yu]: Yes, our company just negotiated a game adaptation contract with Zhou Fang some time ago. This time I went to Hainan to sign the contract. I am in charge of game adaptation-technical director.

Wei Nan really wanted to beat the table. Her sixth sense was too accurate. The relationship between the two of them was so ironic that they were embarrassed in the game. Maybe Zhou Fang's work could be successfully signed, or Lu Shuang was the middleman.

[Munan]: That's great. The games you make are absolutely in the sky and not in the underground. No one dares to play, hahaha~

Wei Nan hadn't smiled enough yet, suddenly a message came over there——

[YoYao]: Have you played in Mengli Jianghu?

Wei Nan was stunned.

The game of Mengli Jianghu was quite popular some time ago. At that time, it was a holiday, and Wei Nan was bored, so he asked Xiao Qing and Qi Juan, who were also bored, to play games together. The three of them also built one in the game. Large gangs, all day long leading teams to upgrade and hack people in the wild, have a great time. Wei Nan is a small gang leader, commonly known as the cottage queen.

Later, Qi Juan’s elder sister had a poisonous tongue. In the game, because of too many feuds, she was jointly pursued and killed by several gangs. Xiao Qing and Wei Nan were naturally good sisters who accompanied Qi Juan to escape. Xiao Qing is very obedient and has never been looking for her husband online. Although Wei Nan has a husband in the game, he is numb all day long, but as soon as the three of them are chased and killed, the man will not talk about sharing joys and hardships, but will immediately follow Wei. Nan divorced and took away Wei Nan's equipment, so angry that Wei Nan beat the table for a minute.

Of course, the three sisters stopped playing after school started, so they deleted the account and retired.

When he was grinding tires with Lu Shuang that day, Lu Shuang mentioned Mengli Rivers and Lakes, and today he mentioned it again, is it... he also played that game, and is he closely related to himself?

Wei Nan wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, and sent a sentence--

[Munan]: Could it be...you are the husband in my game?

[Yu Yu]: Don't call my husband, we are not that familiar yet, right.

Wei Nan was so angry that he sprayed the computer screen with water.

[Munan]: Then how do you know that I play that game? !

[Yayou]: Isn’t the ID in your game called "Miss Munan"? It’s really a bad habit of you since childhood.

[Yu Yu]: Didn't you divide me up too...

Double divided and again, Nan divided into Munan, Wei Nan glanced at the word “Munan” again, and touched his chin with some embarrassment...

The elementary school Chinese teacher should really refund the tuition. We like to divide the words into parts. It is all your credit. The words you wrote on the blackboard are really too "monthly"~

Before Wei Nan finished complaining, Lu Shuang over there sent another horrifying sentence--

[Yu Yu]: Actually, I have a part-time job as a game GM. I watched you take the mob in the gang to fight the boss all day long, and you still yelled like a shrew. I have to be responsible for silencing you. It's really hard for me. Ugh.

[Munan]:...

[Again]: By the way, the ultimate boss in the game, the perverted death rule, was designed by me.

[Yao Yu]: Every time I see you pitifully dying on the hands of the boss, lying on the ground with blood all over, I really...

[YoYao]: I can't bear it.

[Munan]:...

He raised his head and glanced at Lu Shuang's signature: "What can I do to save you, my ghost."

Wei Nan changed it smoothly: "What can I do to kill you, my boss."

After reading it twice, I felt that the confrontation between up and down was unfair.

Lu Shuang over there suddenly sent a sentence: "You should change it to kill you, my love. It sounds more rhyming."

Wei Nan is angry, and rhyme with you when changing his signature? who do you think You Are? !

Just delete the signature and write a sentence to express my feelings concisely and clearly at this time——

"I hope, spit out a **** arrow and irrigate your heart!"

Wei Nan's signature was soon displayed on QQ. After Lu Shuang read it, he raised his mouth slightly and changed his signature to—

"I am willing to absorb your blood arrows and nourish my heart."

It happens to match a couplet.

.

Wei Nan raised his eyes to see his signature, and was so angry that he beat the table and awakened Qi Juan in his sleep. He said with a cold face: "You want to play a ghost movie, get out of the show!" Juan’s terrifying gaze instantly bounced back on the stool, looking at the blue light of the computer screen, and she burst into tears.

Lu Shuang continued to send messages over: "Nan Nan, I explained to Zhou Fang that he will not call you'younger and sister' to embarrass you again. Just feel free to hook him up, and tell me before signing the book. I will help you with it."

Wei Nan wanted to hit the wall depressed, but it was a pity that Qi Juan was so terrifying in the middle of the night. Wei Nan had to gritted his teeth and replied: "Thank you, the signature book is nothing short of clouds, I'm not rare. "

Open the webpage and continue to read "The Disappeared Corpse", picking bones from it, trying to find someone's fault, but I don't know, the explanation of Lu Shuang and Zhou Fang is—

[Yu Yu]: Her name is Wei Nan, the wife I won by betting.

[Zhou Fang]: Huh? ? ! !

[Yu Yu]: When I was a child, I bet with her brother that whoever loses will give her sister to the other's wife. In the end, I won and saved my sister. Wei Teng lost and lost his sister to me.

[Zhou Fang]: Hahaha, you are so funny, your sisters are really happy to have brothers like you! ! !

[Yu Yu]: That's natural. You don't have to be jealous if you don't have a sister.

[Zhou Fang]: Hey, now you want to fulfill your betting contract and marry your wife back?

[Yu Yu]: How can we take things from childhood?

[Zhou Fang]: When I saw her when I grew up, I wanted to take it seriously, right?

[Yo Yu]: Don't be too smart to challenge my self-confidence.

[Zhou Fang]: Haha, you and Wei Teng are too funny...If you bet about your bet, if your sisters learn about it, you will definitely be killed with a knife.

[Yayou]: When I was young, of course I had to take the opportunity to do something cute and funny. When I grow up, I have to be a gentleman with a demeanor. I can only quietly recall my funny childhood. It's not easy for men.

[Zhou Fang]: Yeah, yeah, it’s not easy for you to have such a thick skin.

[Yao Yu]: Nan Nan said that my face can be made of bulletproof vests, you, that is bulletproof glass.

[Zhou Fang]: Ha ha, so we are the same kind, we have similar smells. You circumscribed me and asked me to add her today, because you want to treat me as an ally, and try to find your breath from her?

[Yao Yu]: Tell you not to be too smart, some words are not spoken, more hazy and beautiful.

Lu Shuang and Zhou Fang, two people with similar smells, chatted on Q for a long time, and they laughed more sinisterly there.

Wei Nan suddenly felt that there was a cold wind blowing in her dream, she couldn't help but shrink her body and sneezed loudly.

Of course, Zhou Fang said something very wrong.

Wei Nan never felt that it was a happy thing to have a brother like Wei Teng.

And Lu Dan... she didn't even admit that Lu Shuang was her brother.

The two brothers and sisters of the Wei family and the Lu family are incompatible. Wei Nan and Wei Teng have been arguing since childhood. When they met, it was like Mars hitting the earth. The fighting between the two Lu family has never stopped.

Lu Dan and Lu Shuang are the legendary fetuses of dragons and phoenixes. When Lu's mother was pregnant, her belly was so big as to have two pigs. Lu Dan was born a minute earlier than Lu Shuang. She was originally an older sister, but she was forced to become a younger sister by Lu Shuang later. When it comes to this, she can't get rid of Wei Jia.

When I was young, the Lu family lived next door to the Wei’s house. Lu Shuang and Wei Teng were about the same age. The boys were tumbling in the mud and climbing trees all day, playing tightly. Wei Teng is very proud of having a younger sister. He often shows off in front of his brothers. It feels good to say that he can protect his younger sister while bullying his younger sister. Unlike Lu Youyou, it is too useless to listen to her sister.

Every time he said this, Lu Shuang stayed beside him silently.

On a dark and windy night for a month, eight-year-old Xiao Lu Shuang climbed from the window to his mother’s room and said solemnly: "Anyway, I was born at about the same time as Lu Dan. Mom, you told Lu Dan that I was one minute earlier than her. Let her call my brother. When I become an older brother, I will protect her from being bullied, and let her have anything delicious. When I grow up, I can be her protector and defeat the bad guys who bully her."

After being shocked for five full minutes, Mother Lu patted her forehead: "Son! You are so brilliant, you know how to protect your sister at such a young age!" After a pause, she immediately changed her words: "Oh no, protect my sister! You want to be My brother will be my brother!"

Lu Shuang walked out of his mother's bedroom with a smug look, and immediately called Wei Teng next door, saying, I also have a younger sister that can be bullied, and the two laughed thiefly on the phone together. At this time, Lu Dan, because he was thrown mud on his face by the boys in the yard during the day, he was lying in the quilt and shrank into a ball of quilt horns, silently crying, completely unaware that his sister’s status was already in some head The younger brother who was always whimsical was overthrown.

Early the next morning, Mother Lu solemnly announced the fact, "Because she had a confused mind when she gave birth to a child. Actually, Lu Shuang came out one minute earlier than Lu Dan, so Lu Dan, you are your sister and Lu Shuang is your brother. , Brother will protect you in the future."

Dad Lu opened his mouth and closed it hard, almost breaking his tongue; Lu Dan was still not awake, rubbed his eyes and said "Oh"; Lu Shuang smiled and glanced at his mother, and gave her a piece of fried egg. : "Mom eats more, it's very tiring to go to work". Mother Lu was moved to tears by her sensible son. By the way, she glanced at her daughter who was still yawning in a daze, and the final word was: "Lu Shuang is a big brother, that's it!!"

At that time, Lu Shuang was eight years old and was already in the second grade. He was a small monitor and a good student.

Wei Nan is the youngest child in the pile. With a small ponytail and a big tongue, he learned the Chinese pinyin of "Ah, oh, goose, a fish," in kindergarten. When he walked along, his braids were cocked behind his head, like The sparrow's tail made Lu Shuangte want to grab it to play.

Lu Shuang, who is smiling now, was the one who pulled Wei Nan’s braids when he was a child, scorched Wei Nan’s hair with fire, cut Wei Nan’s clothes with scissors, and let a mouse in Wei Nan’s schoolbag scared Wei. Nan cried loudly, causing Wei Nan to be laughed at by the little bandits in the kindergarten for a month, Lu Youyou.

The scholarly family, Pian Pian gentleman, pretended to be decent, but unfortunately, Wei Nan had already known his bad nature.

The biggest similarity between the Lu family and the Wei family is the very strange way of getting along between the two perverted brothers and the two sisters who have been bullied.

With such a brother, it is indeed bad luck for eight lifetimes.

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