Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

K Park 28

Xu Ye kicked the door open, and the room was filled with computer equipment.

A man wearing a blue plaid shirt, with greasy hair and a slightly thin body, was sitting in front of the computer working hard and murmured:

“There’s a power outage. Check if the data is saved.”

After hearing the noise, he raised his head and looked at the people, but he still kept typing on the keyboard.

A look of confusion flashed across the man’s face.

“What are you doing here?”

Maybe it’s because he’s been looking at the computer for a long time, but the way he talks and behaves always give people a feeling that he’s not very smart.

When a stranger comes in, the first reaction is to question him.

“My guess was indeed correct. The power supply in the computer room is indeed independent of all other lines.”

Xu Ye raised his kitchen knife and struck it directly on one of the servers.

Studio:

“Boss Xu Ye is so smart. If you just break the screen, you will treat the symptoms but not the root cause.”

“It’s like a piece of software. If you scratch the screen for logging into the software, it’s of no use. Only by destroying the things that create and run the software can we really solve the problem.”

“The price of organs cannot stop being calculated. In order to solve this part of the problem, the server must be placed in a place with 24-hour power.”

…

Strange talk about the world,

When Xu Ye swung his second sword, the man finally reacted.

“don’t want!”

He threw himself on the server and used his body to protect the machine behind him.

Xu Ye’s kitchen knife fell on the man’s back, and blood flowed out.

The man in the plaid shirt looked extremely flustered. He didn’t care about the wounds on his body and hurriedly got up from the machine: “Oops, the liquid can’t flow into the server.”

“Thank you for the ideas you gave me.”

Xu Ye raised the kitchen knife and slashed the man’s neckWherever the aorta is, draw it where it is weak.

After a while, the man turned into a “bloody man”. The blood on his body flowed uncontrollably like a fountain into the machine below. It suddenly made a sizzling sound and the machine began to emit black smoke.

Pierre stepped forward and poked the bloody man’s nose, confirming: “Dead.”

Is this dead?

Chen Yue couldn’t believe it. He thought that the boss behind the scenes, even if his force value was not high, was at least like Brother Wang, cunning, insidious, shameless, and good at deceiving people, right?

Unlike now, he didn’t even put up much resistance and just died.

“It certainly doesn’t look like it.”

Xu Ye walked to the computer that the man in the shirt had just used. After formatting all the contents, he found a book under the keyboard.

To be precise, it is an autobiography.

My name is Zhang Xiaowu. As the name suggests, my fifth brother is a programmer.

I come from a rural area. After graduating from junior high school, I dropped out of school and went out to work, becoming an assembly line worker at Foxconn, responsible for producing mobile phone parts.

Two chips that I couldn’t understand were glued together with special glue.

From eight o’clock in the morning to eight o’clock in the evening, I only do this one thing.

Sometimes I work overtime all night.

The boring and repetitive work every day and the glimpse of the future made me miserable. For the first time, I had doubts.

Life, what does tmd mean?

Things turned around half a year later. I still remember that it was a sunny Thursday.

On my day off, my colleague took me to a nearby Internet cafe.

Asked if he wanted to play “XX League” together.

That was the first time I came into contact with the word “computer”. It can surf the Internet, communicate with strangers, and check information from different places.

Coming from the countryside, I opened up a new world like an old man and kept researching and exploring the magical knowledge in the computer.

As for the XX League mentioned by my colleagues, I only played two games and found it boring.

Instead of constantly charging in according to the rules of the game designed by others, it is better to design something similar yourself and let others abide by it.

That feeling is refreshing.

My plan started quickly. Taobao had just become popular at that time. I consulted online for a long time and planned to build a trading website similar to it.

During that time, I seemed crazy.

When my colleagues are busy falling in love with the factory girl in the company, or they get together to drink and eat supper after get off work.

I spent all my free time in Internet cafes and libraries.

Speaking of this, I have to mention the first noble person in my life.

A sophomore from a nearby university also majored in computer science.

The two of us met in an Internet cafe. He saw that I was diligent and had such ambitions at a young age and had not read much, so he agreed to give me his library card.

He said he wouldn’t have much use for it anyway.

So, I started my formal education journey. I studied development programs on computers and books day and night.

Soon, within a few months, my trading website was online.

From what I can see now, it’s actually a bit crudely designed.

But at that time, it was the first time I successfully created a website. I was so excited that I showed it off everywhere.

However, reality quickly slapped me in the face. The number of daily visits to this website was pitiful. Not to mention compared with Taobao, even the campus network of the university next door had more people logging in than it.

I don’t have the money to promote it.

The bereaved dog must be talking about me at that time.

At this point, I fell into confusion, feeling depressed all day long, not knowing where to go.

At this time, my first nobleman knew about this.

That college student invited me out and treated me to a meal with the meager living allowance his parents gave him every month.

He said I was a genius.

He said that he had studied in school for more than a year and was not at my current level. Let me not give up. If I still can’t, I can submit my resume and start as a low-level programmer.

I did as he said,

I think there is no situation worse than working on the assembly line all day long.

When I left, my colleagues all looked at me with contempt and disdain.

Most of those who can get into the electronics factory grew up in a similar living environment to me, with no cultural or social experience. Even my junior high school diploma is considered a high degree of education!

They didn’t understand my behavior and thought it was a good job in the electronics factory, where I was in charge of food, drink, and wages.

The ratio of men to women is unbalanced, with more women than men. It is possible to find a wife while taking advantage of the opportunity to solve major life problems.

It’s not a hundred times better than going out!

I ignored these people;

The sparrow knows the ambition of the swan!

From the beginning, we were not on the same page.

…

I started my job search, but things didn’t go as smoothly as I imagined.

Although I have the most basic computer knowledge, I have no academic qualifications and no systematic training.

I tell them that I taught myself, but most people don’t believe it!

I had no choice but to demonstrate my abilities to them on the spot.

This trick really works,

Soon, I was hired by a small company with only six people. The monthly salary was 2,300 yuan, which was similar to the one I worked at the electronics factory before. Food and accommodation were not included.

The boss said that he wanted to make an APP for communication between strangers. Girls don’t have to spend money, but boys only need to pay to unlock the girl’s location.

At the same time, the girls can also receive part of the money paid by the boys, achieving a win-win situation.

Isn’t this just a pure dating app? It’s also a bit of a scam.

After all, when you spend part of the money, all you get is the other party’s geographical location. It’s hard to say whether you can get out or not.

Just like many people, they picked up a small card on the ground and said that they could provide door-to-door services.

People who pick up the card usually call the number on it with trepidation, thinking that they may be about to commit a PC crime.

When they actually contact the other party and pay the room opening fee, they will gradually realize that they have actually been defrauded.

The so-called photos of beautiful women and room reservation information on the small cards are all fake, and even the phone number has been blocked…

To be honest, when I first heard about this idea, I was not interested and thought it was a bit low.

But the boss said that the development of Yue ~ APP also requires technology, and you can learn a lot here.

He found four programmers like me, saying they had more development experience and could supervise and learn from each other.

Five of us did the software development.

In the beginning, it was the four of them who took me on projects.

However, as the college student said, I am a genius!

Soon, I learned everything they knew and became the backbone of the entire project.