Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

Zoo 1

Three days later, the sky was clear.

[The 24th round of the Ghost Story Challenge has begun. The chosen ones to participate in the challenge are now randomly selected. The list of participants this time is as follows: Dragon Kingdom, Romantic Kingdom, Bald Eagle Empire… a total of 67 countries. 】

[Each country will draw 500 chosen ones. 】

[Opportunities for external prompts this time: 2]

In the Dragon Kingdom, the members of the Ghost Story Association were relieved when they heard the familiar mechanical sound.

For no other reason than Xu Ye felt bored during this period, so he thought of it and gave them a special training.

For example, after a busy day, I kindly invited everyone to take a bath together. While soaking, I touched something soft and picked it up and found that it was a rotten arm. Then the entire pool turned red and exuded a fishy smell.

Another example is eating. After eating for a long time, I found that the taste was not right…

The name is said to be to help them adapt to the environment in advance, but after all, the real world is still different from the ghost stories. The arms are human arms, and the flesh is… hard to say.

Lin Guobiao expressed his agreement after learning about this matter.

As a result, just three days became extremely painful, and everyone felt like they had spent three years.

…

Xu Ye opened his eyes, and the scene in front of him was somewhat familiar. He saw a group of people queuing in the middle of the wide road.

There is a dilapidated iron gate at the front of the queue with the word “Zoo” written on it.

Xu Ye touched his pocket, and there were indeed two hundred strange coins in it.

At the same time, the chosen ones from various countries were also teleported to the same scene.

Most people followed the instructions of the strange stories and successfully bought tickets to enter the zoo. There were also a few weirdos who wanted to take advantage of the situation and did the exact opposite.

Walk out of the queue and stand aside.

“In the last dungeon, the chosen ones of Saudi Arabia stayed outside the company. Aren’t they living a good life?”

They have a great idea. Just by looking at the name of the zoo, you can already guess that the content of the game will be to get out of the zoo safely or survive for a certain period of time.

Then they might as well just stand at the door instead of going in, wait outside, and when the dungeon time is enough, they can teleport directly.Back to the real world.

This method is simply perfect!

In order to show that they could really live well outside, several people used the strange coins in their pockets to buy food and water from a nearby store, and prepared to wait like this.

Faced with such unreasonable behavior, their country did not stop it.

Mainly, the number of chosen ones has increased now, and they are not as valuable as before. Five hundred people, one or two less, what’s the difference?

What if, what if the weird rules really don’t matter, and these people get stuck in the bug successfully? From now on, everyone will have a new way to pass the level.

The entrance fee to the zoo is ninety-nine weird coins. The very ambiguous number gives people the illusion: “Oh, it turns out that a visit to this place doesn’t even cost a hundred yuan~”

The customers in front paid their money and went in. When it was Xu Ye’s turn, they were blocked.

“Wait a minute, cats and dogs each charge half price.”

?

Three question marks appeared on Xu Ye’s head. He had never seen such an unreasonable charge: “Why? They are just pets.”

“If you like it, buy it. If you don’t want it, go in by yourself.” The staff said disdainfully.

During the confrontation between the two, many tourists were already waiting impatiently and complained behind them: “Can’t we get in? Don’t block the way.”

“That’s right, why come to the zoo if you can’t even buy a ticket?”

Xu Ye’s eyes were slightly cold: “You’d better give me an explanation.”

It’s not that he can’t afford the money, but he doesn’t want to pay more for no reason.

What’s more, he felt that if he was willing to pay for one person, he would have given the zoo enough face.

The other party’s approach is somewhat personal.

Conductor: “Oh, what are you doing? There’s food inside.”

“If you don’t buy a ticket, you can’t let your pet eat and drink for free later.”

“That’s really not expensive.”

When Xu Ye heard this, he took out two hundred yuan and said, “No need to look for it.”

The conductor was stunned. Are you going to buy it now? He just said it casually and had no hope at all.

How much can a dog eat? Besides, the cat is so small that it might not even be able to finish a mouse, so it’s not worth half the ticket price.

He just saw that the other party was young, so he suddenly thought of selling a few more tickets to boost business performance.

That’s all, he must be afraid of trouble, and deliberately found an excuse to calm down the trouble.

The conductor thought he had guessed the reason correctly and didn’t think much more about it.

When Xu Ye went in, he took three tickets, one for adults and two for children, one for the cat and one for the dog.

Back of ticket:

[Copy Name: Zoo]

[I am the director of the zoo. I and all the staff would like to extend our sincere welcome to your arrival. The moment you spend money to get the ticket, you are our God and everyone will serve you.

As a tourist, here are a few tips for you. Of course, if you don’t comply, that’s okay, the zoo won’t force God to do anything he doesn’t want to do. 】

[Rule 1: Please do not compete with animals for food unless you want to join them. 】

[Rule 2: Meal costs are included in the ticket price. At every meal time, you can go to the convenience store to get free food. 】

[Rule 3: Food in convenience stores is safe. 】

[Rule 4: If an employee wearing black uniforms talks to you in a convenience store, please ignore him and exit immediately. Go back in every few minutes until the other person disappears. 】

[Rule 5: Some animals have pink eye and are very bad-tempered. If they approach you, please pick up the feed and feed it to them. 】

[Rule 6: Animals can’t talk. 】

[Rule 7: Please don’t believe anything the animals say. 】

[Rule 8: When visiting the Tiger Park, your head must be extended outside the bus. 】

[Rule 9: When watching animal performances, be sure to laugh to show respect for them. 】

[Rule 10: The deformed area is the most popular and special tickets need to be purchased to enter. 】

[Rule 11: The exit is in the abnormal area. 】

[Rule 12: If you are not a human being, all the above rules can be ignored. 】

Barrage: “Damn, what the hell is that last one? It’s too imaginative.”

“Rule 6 and Rule 7 are obviously contradictory. They say animals can’t talk, but they also say don’t listen to them. There hasn’t been such an interesting rule in a long time.”

“Twelve rules, it’s a bit difficult. How about we guess the number of people who will pass the level in the end?”

“Damn it, guess how many people there are. Has Myanmar come up with some new way of gambling?”

…

In the world of ghost stories, Xu Ye wanders around the park. The little animals inside are different from those seen in the real world.They were old, weak, sick and disabled, some even missing arms and legs, and they looked not in good spirits.

There was a tourist standing next to the giraffe, holding a pot of fresh grass in his hand, wanting to have a close interaction.

The giraffe just lay lazily on the ground, glanced at the tourists, and then turned away, showing no interest in paying attention.

The tourists teased for a while and then left as they felt bored.

Xu Ye passed by a monkey mountain. It was a bit noisy here. There were two cats inside, being hung on a tree and being beaten violently by monkeys.

I asked the staff next to me,

“To catch mice, of course.”