Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

Scud Quick Delivery 14

The powerful aura is like a huge stone rolling towards the face, making the person unable to breathe.

The boy fell on his butt.

When he got up and saw Xu Ye standing there whistling, he realized later, why did I fall?

He didn’t hit me.

That’s right, he is an errand boy and there are rules and regulations so he can’t hit me.

But the boy knew in his heart that he was just lucky enough to meet a really capable murderer.

He made up his mind, and the knees that he had just climbed up bent again, and he said piously:

“Please accept me as your disciple.”

The boy pointed at the black plastic bag: “This is my first time dismembering a body. I have no experience. Please point out if there is something wrong…”

Xu Ye shook his head and said decisively: “I won’t accept it.”

“I was serious,”

Xu Ye sighed: “You have no talent.”

The boy was unconvinced and raised his head and glared at him fiercely.

Xu Ye: “What were you planning to do?”

“Kill the errand boy who came to deliver the goods and then dismember him.”

Xu Ye: “Then come on.”

“The first step to becoming my apprentice is to never be afraid.”

“Yes, but.”

“Nothing but, be brave.” Xu Ye raised his head, exposing his fragile neck, waiting for him to chop.

The boy was greatly encouraged and picked up the kitchen knife.

As he got closer, he stopped again: “Can I ask? What will you do if this knife cuts up?”

Xu Ye narrowed his eyes and said with an evil look, “I will chop you into minced meat and make dumplings to eat.”

With a crash, the boy’s hand softened and the knife flew backwards, hitting the bloody tiles in the room.

The little courage he had just accumulated was all drained out in an instant.

Squatting on the ground and gasping for air.

“What a soft-footed shrimp.”

Xu Ye despised this kind of decadence and kicked the person on the ground:”How can you kill others if you are not even prepared to die yourself?”

“If I say I will kill you, can I really kill you? What if you are more powerful and kill me instead.”

Xu Ye carried the piece of meat and walked down the stairs, leaving the boy in black clothes lying dejectedly beside the door frame.

Yeah, he’s such a loser.

He couldn’t even handle the “little things” assigned to him by the other party.

He could understand the words and meaning of Xu Ye’s mouth.

But when it came time to really do it, he still couldn’t do it. He didn’t dare. He was scared. He knew that the other party couldn’t kill him due to the rules, but he was afraid of what might happen!

He doesn’t deserve to be a perverted murderer.

The boy squatted in the corner with his head in his hands, breaking down and crying.

This is probably what people often say – the pain of mismatch between dreams and abilities.

…

the other side,

Pierre knocked on the door of the last order address.

The boy opened the plastic bag in front of him: “Look, I killed this person. Is it powerful? Are you scared? Are you shaking just by looking at it?”

“You come up as the next candidate…”

Pierre interrupted: “Do you know how painful she is?”

“who?”

“The person who was killed must have been very sad when you cut her off one by one.” Pierre said with compassion.

“Tch~” The boy looked dismissively, his expression quite speechless.

“I’m a perverted murderer, why should I feel sorry for an old lady? I mean, buddy, your sympathy is too overwhelming, right?”

“She is her, I am me, the joys and sorrows of human beings will never be connected…”

The next moment, the boy’s pupils dilated and lost focus, and he felt a very powerful sadness pouring into his heart.

He was instantly reminded of the impermanence of life, the origin of the universe, and if the ultimate outcome of human beings is death, then why is he still alive?

Either way, you have to die sooner or later.

The boy was in great pain, like a drowning land creature, trapped in place, struggling constantly, trying to climb ashore.

Pierre raised the corners of his mouth a little, just a little, and silently walked down the stairs.

Suddenly I feel that if I release my sadness to others and everyone is sad together, I will feel better.

[Ding, congratulations, errand boy, for completing the order with five-star praise, the second talent – Shrouded in Sadness, unlocked at the intermediate level. 】

[Analysis of sadness: sharing inner negative emotions with all living creatures around you. 】

[Note: This talent is domain-based and does not distinguish between friends and foes. Once it is turned on, it will attack everyone around it without distinction. Can be hacked by leaving the field. 】

After hearing the explanation, Pierre felt better.

…

In Longguo, Xu Ye returned to the dormitory.

The mobile phone prompt sounds:

[Congratulations, errand boy, for completing the order with five-star praise, the second talent – analysis, advanced unlocking. 】

[Analysis: When talents are triggered, there is a certain probability that you can see the weird attribute panel, talents, and key encounters in your life. 】

[Note: This talent belongs to the auxiliary category and cannot be shared with teammates. It is not offensive. 】

[Ding, the platform has detected that you have successfully completed five orders. Do you want to submit your resignation? 】

【whether】

Xu Ye thought for a while and clicked No. He hadn’t stayed enough yet and wanted to stay here to explore.

At this moment, in the Dragon Kingdom’s Monster Talk Bureau, Liang Xing chirped: “Xu Ye has chosen no, no, he doesn’t want to stay in the ghost talk world completely, and be with that guy named Bai Xun, right?”

When other people heard this, they suddenly became panicked.

“By the way, Mr. Xu Ye doesn’t seem to have many relatives in the real world, just good friends, right?”

“I have relatives and an aunt who came here last time. I heard that we had a meal together, but the atmosphere turned out to be more awkward than a stranger’s, so we went back again.”

“Ah? What should we do? Should we be friends with Mr. Xu Ye? Now that my physical fitness has improved, do you think I will die if I bungee jump without a rope?”

“Baibei, try it.”

“You will die if you try~”

Chen Yue walked in from the outside and knocked on the table: “Be quiet, how has Mr. Xu Ye never thought about us? Is he that kind of person?”

Everyone woke up: “That’s right. Boss Xu Ye must have his own considerations.”

“Maybe it’s to find out news about the world of Kaitan.”

“Chen Yue, come on, why did the guy named Bai get the upper hand? Aren’t you the apprentice of Mr. Xu Ye? You two are closer.”

Chen Yue’s face turned dark after hearing this.

Looking at the chaotic scene, Lin Guobiao calmly took a sip of tea. He was already used to this phenomenon.

If the ultimate goal of Rule Monster Talk is the fusion of the two worlds, then it doesn’t matter where Xu Ye stays.

…

[Ding, congratulations to Pierre, the Chosen One of Romantic Kingdom, for clearing the dungeon.Scud express delivery, this time I am immune to the intrusion of strange stories. 】

[Ding, congratulations to the chosen ones of the Ice Bear Kingdom…

Congratulations to Sakura Country…

Bald Eagle Empire…

Announcements kept ringing, and some countries were happy and others were worried. Some people did not have enough 12 stars to continue working there, and they had to worry about getting bad reviews from time to time.

Someone was eliminated directly.

There are also many countries that clear customs directly. It’s just that this copy has no rewards for the country, and if the Chosen One wants to get the second talent, he must complete a five-star order with favorable reviews.

Many of the Chosen Ones felt uncomfortable about this.

Especially those who are half-assed and have relatively weak talents. Seeing that the opportunity to change their fate is right in front of them, they can’t seize it…

…

In Longguo, when Xu Ye had no orders, he went to the Tiandi Bank in the city.

After paying a sum of money to Bai Xun, he carefully looked at the place in front of him.

The area is about 200 square meters, with a row of counters and bank employees behind them. There are also self-service teller machines and VIP rooms next to it.

Xu Ye wanted the pieces of the puzzle, but looking at the scale, it was obviously only a small stronghold, which was strange.

At this time, a young lady in uniform came over and saw that Xu Ye had transferred such a large amount of money, so she asked: “Sir, would you like to go to the VIP room…”

Xu Ye took out a chainsaw and said, “Robbery.”