Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

Warm Home 3

Xu Ye stood still,

The strange speed was too fast. He had just gained some strength due to the stimulation, but it had almost been consumed.

There is no way to escape.

Fortunately, in addition to the ability to hurt Kaidan after feeling the stimulation, he also has the talent of regenerating flesh and blood in direct proportion to his courage.

Pure flesh and blood rebirth is only an A-level talent, limited to courage.

Xu Ye has no fear, which is equivalent to not being restricted by his talent.

As long as he stands still, his wounds will heal immediately after being attacked by a strange creature.

Well, it heals faster than it hurts.

Seeing his younger brother’s fist hit him immediately,

With a creak, the kitchen door next to me opened.

A middle-aged woman came out: “Children, it’s time to eat.”

She has a gentle feminine temperament and a soft voice. When she saw her younger brother making an aggressive gesture, she covered her mouth in surprise: “Xiao Ke, what are you doing?”

“I have told you so many times that there are only three people left in our family, so we must know how to unite.”

As he spoke, his eyelashes began to moisten and tears were about to fall, looking heartbroken.

“I…” Unexpectedly, his mother happened to see him bullying his brother. The younger brother seemed a little at a loss and stood there not knowing how to answer.

Xu Ye: “You misunderstood, he just wants to give me a leg kick.”

The younger brother seemed to have figured out something and hurriedly climbed along the pole: “Yes, my elder brother has been playing with me all morning. He is too tired, so I help him beat his legs.”

After saying that, he bent down on the ground, climbed up to Xu Ye with his short legs, and gently beat Xu Ye’s calf, looking like brothers and sisters.

Xu Ye: “Be gentle, I don’t know that your dear brother is afraid of pain.”

“Okay, okay.”

The younger brother moved his hands more carefully, and looked up at Xu Ye with extremely aggrieved eyes, full of resentment.

It’s been a whole morning. First, I was kicked in the head like a ball, and now I have to be beaten in the legs by this evil person.

I must kill him next time when my mother is not around.

Xu Ye complained: “Why are you so light and you haven’t eaten?”

…

The younger brother’s hand became more forceful, and he wanted to beat the guy to death directly, but his mother was by his side, so he didn’t dare.

The mother standing aside was quite satisfied: “You two brothers have a pretty good relationship.”

“Okay, stop beating and come over and eat together.”

At this moment, the Dragon Kingdom audience outside the live broadcast room was already numb.

“Fuck, my brother looks a little pitiful like this.”

“My brother is so cute, how can I do this to my brother?”

“It’s pathetic, but it’s also kind of funny along with it.”

Xu Ye sat at the dining table.

The younger brother followed and sat on the other side of the dining table, and the mother entered the kitchen again and continued serving food.

Xu Ye thought silently, and two pieces of information could be discerned from the conversation just now.

First, the mother is very gentle from beginning to end, and there is no such thing as the weird situation seen in previous live broadcasts, where she kills people at every turn. But for such a “gentle” mother, my brother is very scared.

Second point, my mother just said that there are usually only three people left in our family, and we need to know how to unite. It means that dad doesn’t come back often. So what did dad do?

While thinking about it, my mother has already put all the dishes on the table.

Xu Ye took a closer look,

Good guy.

Four dishes and one soup, two meat and two vegetables, the emphasis is on a nutritional combination.

A dish of cold human ears, human ears piled one after another on the plate, the base of the ear was bloody and bloody. It seems that they are not taken from people of the same age. After all, the skin color is different and the degree of freshness is also different.

A steamed leg bone, the entire base of a human thigh, was placed on a plate, with oil stains smeared around the edges after overcooking.

The two vegetarian dishes, green vegetables and cabbage, looked relatively normal.

There was also a bowl of bone soup, it was so dark that it was hard to see what was inside.

Bearing the brunt, my mother put a bloody ear into Xu Ye’s bowl: “Good boy, I’ve been tired from studying recently. Eat some meat to replenish your body.”

[Rule 5: Mom likes to cook, so be sure to taste at least one bite of every dish she cooks, so as not to make her sad. 】

In other words, no matter from the perspective of not breaking the rules or not making the mother sad, you have to take a bite.

At the same time, live broadcast rooms in several other countries.

Sakura Country’s Upper Window Central PuppetSit in front of a stool and cup your ears with your left hand.

He is smarter. When his brother called him to play in the morning, he opened his mouth and called mom. Although my mother did not come out of the kitchen, she educated my brother through words through the door.

Therefore, the younger brother did not dare to be too presumptuous and only wanted one of his hands as a toy.

Yangxu looked at the piece of meat from the window and begged: “Mom, do I have to eat it?”

Mom still looks that gentle: “Eat more meat, it’s good for your health. Mom made this specially for you.”

He is gentle and speaks softly.

But when he went to the window, Yang Puppet didn’t forget that he was in a strange world.

After thinking about it, he simply stopped doing it, closed his eyes, stuffed the bloody human ear into his mouth, and praised it while eating: “Well, mom’s cooking is really delicious.”

There was a look of relief on my mother’s face.

The moment he chewed it into pieces and swallowed it, Shang Wangyang’s pupils were gradually swallowed up by black, and his expression became foolish and stupid. He mechanically picked up another piece of meat, and kept repeating the sentence in his mouth: “Really It’s delicious, mom’s cooking is so delicious…”

[Sakura Nation’s selected candidate was swallowed by a strange thing in the center of the window. The world of strange stories is about to come, and the time counts down to 10, 9, 8, 7, 6…]

“Baga Ya Road, Shang Chuang Yang Puppet, this fool, was assimilated so quickly.”

“You eat as much as you want, you know how to eat every day, and there’s something seriously wrong with that plate of ears.”

Some people from other countries also lamented: “No wonder the central government is called to the window, it is indeed impotent very quickly.”

In Bald Eagle Country, William, as an “old man” who had cleared two dungeons in a row, did not panic when faced with this situation. He observed early on that the mother in the copy was very gentle and would not harm the child.

Therefore, when faced with the choice of food, he decisively refused: “I won’t eat it.”

My mother began to wipe her tears: “Do you hate eating the food I cook?”

“This is the soup that mom has been making all morning. Take a sip, just take a sip.”

William’s attitude was very firm, no matter how his mother cried and complained, he just sat there and remained indifferent.