Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

Luxury Cruise 2

[Rule 8: The crew is male and the waiters are female. If a third gender is discovered… no, it’s impossible to find it. 】

[Rule 9: Do not go on the deck to blow the wind after ten o’clock in the evening. 】

[Rule 10: Please do not tease seagulls at will. No pets are allowed on cruise ships. 】

[Rule 11: If you find a jumping chicken or duck, please contact the nearest crew member to solve it. 】

Studio:

“Don’t mention it, it’s quite pleasant to go to the toilet, enjoy the sea breeze, and see your own poop reflected on the glass!”

“Stop talking sarcastically, the difficulty seems to have increased this time. I don’t understand the entire eleven rules. Where is Mr. Xu Ye?”

“Boss Xu Ye is very knowledgeable, he must understand.”

“Yes, look at Mr. Xu Ye’s serious and thoughtful expression. He must have made some important discovery. Maybe he has already judged whether a certain rule is right or wrong.”

“Boss Xu Ye is so awesome.”

“Boss Xu Ye is awesome…”

In the bathroom, Xu Yuanbo Ye put one hand on his chin and stared at the rules in his hand with a solemn expression.

He was thinking about a question,

The bathroom is next to the toilet and is also transparent. What’s even more extreme than the bathroom is that all four walls are installed with floor-to-ceiling glass.

It seems that I want to let people experience the special feeling of taking a bath in Luhai.

Why are you so perverted?

More perverted than him?

He likes to pursue excitement and has no voyeurism.

No matter what, it’s only three days, and the worst is not to take a shower.

Coming out of the bathroom, what you see is a standard room like a hotel.

The huge crystal chandelier and golden bedside table are so gleaming that they are almost blinding. The entire bedroom is very luxuriously decorated.

On the bed near the door, there was a boy lying on his side, holding the screen in front of his eyes with both hands, and he was killing everyone.

“First blood!”

“Please give your orders to Daji.”

“Ah, I was spoiled…”

After hearing the noise, the boy didn’t even raise his head:

“Hey, new guy, help me take out the toiletries from the suitcase. I want to take a shower.”

He said “help” in a very bad tone, with a commanding tone.

Xu Ye: “Why don’t you take it yourself?”

[Rule 2: Please be kind to your roommates and establish a harmonious and friendly cohabitation relationship with them. 】

As soon as he entered the strange story, Xu Ye decided to abide by the rules as much as possible and not cause unnecessary trouble.

After all, surviving for three days and successfully arriving at Dongyuan Island are only the most basic customs clearance requirements.

If you guess correctly, you can get high scores by seeking the truth behind the cruise ship and solving the puzzles.

Xu Ye decided to increase the difficulty of his game in Rules and Monsters, with the ultimate goal of high score evaluation.

“Take it when I tell you. What’s the ink stain on?”

On the bed, the boy spoke impatiently.

As he spoke, he controlled the game interface with one hand and began to take off his clothes with the other hand, walking towards the bathroom while taking off his clothes.

The boy’s figure is not very good, he weighs over 300 pounds and is quite fat. After taking it off like this, the flesh on my body trembled as I walked.

When he came to the bathroom door, the boy put down his mobile phone.

Suddenly he winked at Xu Ye behind him and said in a sweet voice, “Remember to send it in.”

Xu Ye: TM can’t bear it anymore.

A moment later, a pitch-black kitchen knife was inserted into the boy’s left eye.After digging it out, he inserted it into the right eye:

“It makes your eyes cramp and makes you unable to see people well.”

“Let you take a bath in broad daylight.”

“Do you know you’re wrong?”

The boy thought about it for a long time but still didn’t understand. What does bathing have to do with time? Do you only have the right to bathe at night? What quirks are good…

But he already knew how powerful Xu Ye was, so he didn’t dare to anger the other party, so he could only answer as he said:

“I know I was wrong. I’m sorry, I’m sorry. I shouldn’t have looked at you or taken a shower in broad daylight.”

After venting his anger, the boy’s cheeks were bloody and bloody.

In addition to the eyes, there were also strips of minced meat.

After these pieces of meat fell on the ground, after a while, they automatically merged together and flew back to the boy’s face.

It’s an unkillable monster.

Boys, on the other hand, are accustomed to all these behaviors, and don’t think there is any problem with this situation.

Xu Ye remembered Rule 2 and leaned closer to ask:

“Do you think we have a good relationship now?”

What a shit, the boy said to himself.

Turning around, he saw the kitchen knife in Xu Ye’s hand and a handsome, threatening face:

“Well, that’s pretty good. The relationship with my girlfriend is not as friendly as your roommate.”

Studio:

Everyone in the Dragon Kingdom fell silent when they saw this scene.

after awhile,

“The information released by the state says that Xu Ye’s mental health is fine, right?”

“Not sure, let me take another look.”

“Xu Ye, male, 21 years old, a university student in Beijing. In his spare time, he likes parkour and bungee jumping. He has a very high IQ and EQ, is very eloquent, and can be both literary and military… no problem.”

The person responsible for observing the live broadcast room in the Weird Talk Bureau is trying to explain.

Xu Ye had some mental problems.

But, he doesn’t admit it.

He also firmly believed that the person with the problem was someone else, and he had to read all the information before the state released it.

The staff was sweating profusely and racking their brains to prepare quibbles…

In the live broadcast room,

“I know, Boss Xu Ye did it on purpose.”

“He wanted to use this to test the identity of his roommate and the rights and wrongs of Rule 2.”

As soon as these words came out, everyone felt that it made sense:

“It must be like this. Even though Mr. Xu Ye looks calm and relaxed, he must be extremely scared in his heart.”

“Wow, sir Xu Ye is awesome. For the Dragon Kingdom, he endured undue fear at such a young age.”

Suddenly, the live broadcast room was full of cries, and they were so moved:

“Thank you for your hard work, Mr. Xu Ye…”

“Boss Xu Ye, you are awesome!”

The staff of the Weird Tales Bureau prepared to explain: The filters of these people are as thick as a football field.

People are like this. When you strongly agree with a person or a thing in your heart, you can convince yourself by thinking about it ten or eight times without the other person explaining it.

Xu Ye is also in the same situation now. As the hero of the Dragon Kingdom and the first and only chosen one to clear the dungeon, Xu Ye is a god in the eyes of the people of the Dragon Kingdom. No matter what he does, it is not surprising.

Including but not limited to some perverted things…

Similar to what Xu Ye encountered, the other chosen ones also encountered a bossy roommate.

However, they knew that they did not have the strength to fight against the weird ones, so they could only choose to swallow their anger, obediently help their roommates take out toiletries, and were forced to watch an open-air bath with long needle holes.

That feeling is something I really don’t want to experience again in my life.

Sakura Country, the chosen one is Zentaro Koita.

A little different from those selected from other countries, his roommate is a girl with a graceful figure.

So when the girl shyly winked at him,

Without saying a word, Zentaro Koita ran over carrying a lot of toiletries.