Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

Warm Home 11

somebody is coming!

The chosen ones from all over the world, as well as the viewers in the live broadcast room, all held their breath and their hearts beat loudly. They did not forget,

[Rule 6: If your father’s colleague comes to visit, please remember to open the door for him. 】

But after that rule, another sentence was added:

Never open the door because…

Which one should I believe?

“Is anyone home?”

The knocking on the door continued, it was the voice of a middle-aged man.

Xu Ye slowly put the tableware into the kitchen and asked inside, “Who are you?”

The man paused,

“It’s Xiaoye. Open the door quickly. I’m your father’s colleague, Uncle Wang. I came to see your father for something.”

His tone was familiar, and he even knew his own name, so he was obviously very familiar with the family members.

Seeing that the people inside did not respond, Uncle Wang continued to speak and said something that was very in line with the national conditions:

“Do you remember that I hugged you when you were a child?”

Xu Ye: “They say it was a child, of course I don’t remember.”

…

While Xu Ye answered, he unplugged the electrical plug-in board in the kitchen, took it to the living room, and connected it to the TV.

Xu Ye came to the door of the living room holding the TV.

Before Uncle Wang became irritable, he opened the door in time,

The TV was also turned on.

A burst of snowflakes passed by, the familiar dry well appeared, and the long-haired Sadako slowly crawled out from the TV.

Her long hair was flying, and on her fair skin, a long crack spread from the corner of her mouth to behind her ears.

The first thing I did when I came out was that my head turned 360 degrees, and I happened to look into the eyes of the strange man at the door.

That scene was extremely horrifying.

Uncle Wang, who was weird, was shocked.

He was lustful when he was alive, but after his death he wasThe article has not been changed. When I looked at Sadako’s graceful back just now, I thought I had encountered some sexy ghost, so I swallowed my saliva.

Result, that’s it?

Uncle Wang reflexively slapped the other person.

The two weirdos quickly struggled with each other.

They are all weird, no one is afraid of whom.

Xu Ye watched the battle from the side,

He admired the way of fighting in the Kaitan world, with real swords and guns, no mercy.

The vitality is also tenacious enough and cannot die easily.

Sadako slashed the man’s leg with scissors,

The monster pulled Sadako’s hair along with her scalp, and tore it back. The entire Tianling Gai flew out, spilling brains all over the floor.

People watching the live broadcast vomited.

Only Xu Ye stood there excitedly and commanded: “He lifts your Tianling Cap, don’t you know how to touch his waist?”

Sadako’s scissors reached an indescribable place.

…

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The battle intensified. Seeing Uncle Wang’s palm reaching for Sadako’s heart, Xu Ye took a few steps forward, grabbed the female ghost by the back of her neck, and rescued her.

“You should rest for a while first.”

The female ghost glanced at Xu Ye gratefully, with a different kind of light shining in her eyes, and climbed back into the TV with a trace of reluctance.

Xu Ye took out his mother’s kitchen knife,

The dish dog next to him followed him and greeted him together.

The Dragon Kingdom screen instantly turned black.

“What’s going on? Boss Xu Ye, is he dead? Is he dead?”

“Don’t talk nonsense. It’s the same as last time, just a black screen. I didn’t see it. There was no notification sound.”

“Boss Xu Ye is fighting, right?”

“What if he doesn’t survive the weird attack? After all, this time the monster seems to be much more powerful than my brother.”

The people of the Dragon Kingdom were very worried.

But compared to the black screen when they fought with their brother last time, they were obviously much calmer. At the very least, he didn’t draw any conclusions about Xu Ye’s life or death easily.

Sure enough, people’s endurance is exercised time and time again.

It didn’t take long for the live broadcast room to regain its brightness.

The body and clothes of the young man on the screen were covered with large amounts of blood.

A kitchen knife inserted into the heart of the monster.

Xu Ye could feel that there was a force flowing from the other party to him along the black kitchen knife. It was a bit exciting and a bit refreshing.

The whole body is full of strength.

The body has been transformed and become stronger.

Xu Ye stuck out his tongue and licked the corners of his lips, and a drop of blood entered his stomach.

The audience in the live broadcast room was shocked.

“Who is the weird one?”

“Xu Ye is so perverted, even a pervert like me thinks he is perverted.”

A female audience member said: “He is so handsome, he just likes to be perverted!”

“Damn, upstairs, you have really strong taste. But if it’s Mr. Xu Ye, I’m willing to be perverted. I want to give Xu Ye a monkey. ✧٩(ˊωˋ*)و✧”

Uncle Wang, the father’s best friend, appeared on the scene for less than ten minutes. First, he was stabbed in the waist by a female ghost, and then stabbed in the heart by Xu Ye with a kitchen knife.

At this moment, it had turned into a mummy, turning into black smoke and dissipating in the wind.

The vegetable dog went up and rummaged around, and after a while, he found two things from the remaining clothes of the other party, and handed them to Xu Ye.

A bottle of wine, and a notebook.

Xu Ye didn’t drink it this time. This brand of wine was not as delicious as Maotai’s.

After he poured the wine into the kitchen sink,

Return to the room with the notebook.

This is a diary and thoughts:

March 20, sunny day

I made an appointment with Lao Xu after get off work today and drank six bottles of wine in total. Two bottles of beer, two bottles of white, two bottles of red…

It tastes really good.

March 21, sunny day

Isn’t it just a few slaps?

That stinky bitch wants to divorce me, she’s crazy!

March 26, cloudy

The mother-in-law’s attitude was quite resolute and she went to Lao Xu to discuss countermeasures. His wife never resisted…

March 30, heavy rain

We drank together again, this time it was the expensive cat.

There is something wrong with Lao Xu’s mental state. He looks crazy.

He said: “I want my family to be with him forever…”

April 1, sunny day

Lao Xu came to see me,

Covered in blood.

Alcohol is really a good thing, it can make people forget everything, hehehe…

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The diary is gone at this point, and the back is full of messy graffiti.

Xu Ye looked at these things with a hint of enlightenment and some vague guesses in his heart.

The outside world, the real world:

The audience in the live broadcast room was confused.

“What’s written on it, let me type it…”

“Looking at Mr. Xu Ye’s expression, we should have gotten a key clue.”

“Xu Ye’s luck is too good. It’s not fair. I suspect that there is insider trading between Rule Strange Talk and your Dragon Kingdom. Our Romantic Kingdom expresses strong willViolent protest. ”

“I, Vietnam, protest…”

“The bald eagle protested…”

…

At this time, every country where the Chosen One was still alive was anxious.

At the end of the game, a diary suddenly appeared, which was obviously crucial evidence.

Unfortunately, they had used up the opportunity for three reminders long ago. Now only Xu Ye has obtained the notebook and can see the contents inside.

They wanted to rush into the screen, grab the shoulders of their chosen ones and shake them wildly: “Wake up, Xu Ye can think of using Sadako to deal with the people outside the door, how come you don’t know?”

“Is it poop eating?”