Robust Mage in One Piece

"A reward of 230 million Baileys..." An immature young man leaned on the sofa in a Ge You lying posture, with his legs up on the table in front of the sofa, trembling and lazily Flipping through a newspaper, "The plot has come to this point! Extreme sports player Fisher Tiger climbs rocks with his bare hands..."

"Boss..." At this moment, there was a burst of hurried footsteps accompanied by panicked shouts, and then the door directly in front of the young man seemed to be hit by a battering ram, with a bang The door frame fell off the wall, and after flying across half of the room, it hit the table in front of the young man straight, making a loud noise.

'boom! '

Faced with this sudden scene, the young man didn't seem to be surprised at all. Just when the door was just detached from the door frame, he calmly lifted up the newspaper in his hand. Following his movement, A lavender transparent shield appeared beside him out of nowhere, and after a bang, he put down the newspaper in his hand unharmed.

With a 'click' sound, the door slid off the table and hit the ground.

"Alrita," the young man pushed his glasses with his hands, and a cold light flashed, "How many times have I told you..."

"I'm very sorry!" The person who appeared immediately bowed ninety degrees, "I'm too anxious!"

A very beautiful girl appeared from the door. Her shiny blond hair seemed to be shining in the sun. Tube top, jumping up and down with her movements, wearing a pair of red and white vertical striped cropped pants, a blue scarf casually tied at the waistband, and a pair of pants on the feet. style slippers.

"You must be prudent in doing things, you must be prudent, no matter what you do, you must carefully think about the steps of doing things ten times in your heart, and then you can do it." The young man folded the newspaper in his hand and threw it on the table, but The lavender shield around him has not been removed, "How many times did you think about it before you came in?"

"No..." The girl replied honestly, and then bowed at ninety degrees again, following her movements, there was another wave of ups and downs. "I was wrong!"

"Forget it," the young man pushed his glasses with his hands helplessly, "Accept it with an open mind and never change after repeated admonitions. You are like this every time. You are organized and undisciplined!"

"I'm so sorry!" The girl bowed three times at ninety degrees again. "The repair fee can be deducted from my salary!"

"Your salary will be deducted almost ten years later, and you will still be deducted..." The young man took his foot off the table, folded the newspaper, and threw it aside, "Tell me, why did you rush in in such a hurry?" whats the matter?"

"Oh... that's right... that's what happened." The girl raised her head, wanting to say something, then stopped and started pinching her fingers.

"What are you doing? Alrita!"

"It's the third time to count, boss..." The girl subconsciously replied while wracking her fingers.

I must have got a fake Alrita. Seeing the scene in front of me, the corner of someone’s mouth twitched. The funny girl in front of me is really the cruel one I saw in the plot before the time travel. After plastic surgery, the iron female pirate Alrita who looks like a queen with a bounty of 5 million Baileys?

Why does it feel like this guy in front of him is on his own thief ship... No, after he embarked on this bright road of his own, his IQ began to drop? Could it be said that becoming a fighter will reduce intelligence? Or is it that the fraudulent orb is a counterfeit product.

But speaking of the Orb of Deceit, without it, I wouldn't have known that Alrita had always wanted shiny blond hair, not black and beautiful long hair.

While the young man was thinking wildly, Alrita had already counted ten times, raised her head, and said in a hurried tone, "The people at the pier have received news that the wave of pirates you caught while fishing is coming to us now, Boss." On the way to the mage tower, it is estimated that we will arrive soon."

"What else should I think?" He lazily leaned back on the sofa again, "That's all, let them do it, don't worry, everything is under control, by the way, I didn't mean not to call my boss , do you want to call me Master?"

"But Master is really ugly, boss!" Alrita muttered in a low voice.

"What did you say?" He glanced away, pushed his glasses, and a cold light flashed.

"I said, the pirate group that came this time is not the hundred or so that the boss said, but more than three hundred." Alrita showed a serious face.

"Why are there so many?" the young man asked suspiciously.

"Because the leader of the Buffalo Pirates, Earl Batar, has hired another pirate to help." Alrita took out a notebook from her chest, opened it, and glanced, "A reward of 6 million shells is offered. Lee's Bloody Pirates." Then Alrita flipped her hand and stuffed the notebook into her chest again, "Now the number of people has increased several times, is it really all right? Boss, safety For the sake of it, it’s better for me to lead someone to ambush them halfway.”

Saying that, Alrita pulled out from somewhere behind her a big iron rod that was almost as tall and as thick as herself, with bumps on it, which looked very ferocious at first glance. Something, waved it in his hand, "I can now master the cleave proficiently, no matter how many people they come..."

"Put down the stick first, let's talk if we have something to say!" The young man looked at this completely unscientific

In one scene, the corners of his mouth twitched twice, and he tapped his belt lightly with his hands calmly, and then saw his belt flashing light, and then the light spread to his whole body .

Added another buff to himself, and after reaching two layers of defense, the young man seemed relieved a lot, and his tone softened, "Don't worry, everything is under control, no matter how many of them there are, as long as they dare to walk in There will be absolutely no problem with my mage tower."

"But..." The girl seemed a little unhappy, but she still put down the stick in her hand.

"It's nothing to worry about. Listen, Alrita, I think it's more important for you to stay here to protect me. As for the hundreds of pirates who came here, it's nothing to worry about. Look..." The young man opened the door. A monitoring video phone bug showed the front of the mage tower where he was, "I have arranged a light and dark triple grid for the courtyard walls around the mage tower to ensure that these intruders will not be able to jump in from the top of the wall or plan to break through the wall." And if you enter, you can teach them a profound lesson, I estimate that no matter how smart the other party is, they still have to leave fifty, oh no, at least thirty people in my corner."

"Oh oh oh..."

"And here it is!" He pointed towards the front of the yard with his hand, "I set a big trap here, of course, this trap is just to paralyze their vigilance and make them feel that we are The defensive measures here are nothing more than that, so we can ignore the trap behind. Of course, even so, I believe this trap can trap at least twenty, no, ten of them."

"Look, this is inside the trap. The trap is at least 20 meters deep, and the walls and floor of the trap are paved with five-centimeter-thick steel plates to ensure that those who fall into it will have no way to go to the sky or enter the ground..."

"Boss, why is the floor of your trap flat." The clever Alita keenly discovered Kong Ming's loopholes, "We should put barbs on the bottom of this trap. I bought a large batch of those two days ago. It would be good to plant iron cones, so that if they fall, they will all be pierced into candied haws. Speaking of candied haws, boss, do you have any leftovers from the batch of candied haws you made last time..."

"Don't talk about food now, Yarrita!" Kong Ming waved his hand confidently, "It's so simple, if you walk up and make noise, you almost tell them that this is a trap, and they will definitely find it, anyway. We can’t catch a few people, so let’s keep them alive. As I said, the main purpose of this trap is to reassure them, thinking that our traps are all of this level.”

"Oh oh oh..."

"This is our good show," he pointed to the passage behind the courtyard gate. "On both sides of this passage, that is, inside the lawn, I planted a considerable number of landmines, but these mines are not so simple. Some are tripping, some explode when stepped on, and some need to be manually triggered by remote control. As long as they dare to step on the lawn, I will send them directly to the sky with an earth plane, but this is too cruel. I personally don’t want them to step on the lawn. On the lawn, but I believe that according to the situation of pirates who are as smart as you, at least thirty or forty people will step on it."

"Oh oh oh... why do I feel like you're talking about me? Boss!"

"This is completely your misunderstanding, Alrita!" Pushing the glasses, a cold light shone, "After these pirates find that there are landmines on the lawn, they will definitely return to the safe trail, but they don't know that the trail is actually That's the key, hehe..."

Smile confidently.

"Next, when these people line up neatly along the trail and walk to the entrance of our mage tower, it's time for the nine groups of fully automatic machine guns at the main entrance to line up and shoot them. I guess I can kill half of them at this time. , No matter how few or few, they don’t want to be able to rush into the mage’s tower without killing a hundred or eighty people.”

"When they break into my mage tower with heavy casualties, they will never think that I have placed all kinds of magic traps in the corridors of this tower, such as the flames sprayed from the walls, and the magic traps on the roof. Iron balls that fall, flaps that can cut off their legs if they step on them, but these are appetizers, and the main meal is arranged in the hall."

The young man clenched his fists hard, "I arranged for them to close the door and beat the dog in the lobby on the first floor, that is, after they entered the tower, immediately seal the tower door and the door to the second floor with ten centimeter thick steel plates, and then A hundred anesthetic gas bombs fell down."

"Oh oh oh, so it's like this..."

"It doesn't matter if they can pass the first floor, because the hall on the second floor is a combination of lightning traps and lightning grenades. After they come up, one hundred and fifty lightning traps and hundreds of lightning grenades will collectively show their power, hehehe The young man said confidently, "No matter how strong the devil fruit user of the Buffalo Pirates is, at this point, there will be no pirate other than him who can reach the third floor."

"And the hall on the third floor is the Hailoushi special session I specially created for this devil fruit ability user." When you are weak, when you have no strength, you, Alrita, will go out and catch him for me."

"Oh oh oh...don't worry, boss!"

"After that leader is captured, those who want to escape, I'm still here..." Someone tapped his hand on the image confidently, "Fifty people have been placed, and everyone is equipped with goblins. Dragon Spear, when the time comes, none of them will think about escaping from here."

"Of course, if the enemy doesn't come in, but plans to attack us outside, I also have a backup. Have you seen the three magic cannons on the balcony outside?" The young man pointed his finger at the

The door is like a decorative cannon. "When the time comes, we will be condescending and fire them off directly! Don't worry, the firepower is enough. I still have five portable magic cannons piled up in the corner."

"Of course, artillery is a backup plan. It is impossible for them not to come in. After all, their purpose of coming this time is to rob our Azeroth Chamber of Commerce's potion formula and stored money. It is easy to set fire, but the fire After that, they get nothing."

"How about it, Alrita..." The young man confidently took off his glasses, took out a handkerchief from his pocket and began to wipe it, "Do you understand now? Everything is under my control, and you It is the most important factor for the success of this plan, as long as you protect me well, we can't lose...Alrita, what are you looking at?"

"I'm looking at these people who suddenly appeared..." Alrita poked at the door of the mage's tower on the surveillance camera, "They've all gathered at the location of the big trap you said, boss, that they can definitely be found. "

"Really?" The young man turned his gaze to the gate of the mage tower. Sure enough, when he was explaining his perfect plan to Alrita, two waves of pirates had already arrived at the gate of their stone tower.

"Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho, the fun is about to begin."