Reverend Insanity

Chapter 59: Unless you live forever, everything is shit

If there is no external force, then relying on his own strength alone, he can only accumulate slowly and wait until the time is right before making a breakthrough. M

But because he has Spring Autumn Cicada, what he lacks most is time. At the same time, if you waste time and fail to catch up with some opportunities, the advantage of rebirth will be gone.

"These three opportunities are indeed quite precious. But blindly leaving them for later may seem like I have made full use of these three opportunities, but it has delayed my development. The specific situation must be analyzed in detail. I cannot just blindly use the Thief Demon Lord To follow suit, Ma Hongyun’s choice is a waste of these three opportunities.”

After thinking deeply for a while, Fang Yuan finally made a decision.

"Earth Spirit, I've thought about it." Fang Yuan said slowly, "I'll ask you to refine the Star Gate Gu for me this time. As for the remaining two opportunities, I'll save it for later."

"Do you really want me to refine Star Gate Gu? Do you know that what you are giving up now is a precious opportunity to refine Immortal Gu. Maybe, you can take a gamble. Just use the secret recipe of the Blood God Son just now. "The earth spirit persuaded Fang Yuan again.

He loves secret recipes very much. Although the secret recipe of the Blood God Son is a fragment, he still wants to collect it.

Fang Yuan shook his head. When a matter is decided, he will no longer hesitate: "No, just refine the Star Gate Gu."

"Forget it. In this world, there is no strongest Gu, only the most suitable Gu. You can't use the Immortal Gu, but it seems that this Star Gate Gu is very useful for you. I will make this Gu for you right now. .”

Grandpa Di Ling said, with a thought, he moved the five Gu Immortals out of thin air.

Of these five Gu Immortals, one is ugly, one has a ruddy face, one is in green clothes, and the other is in yellow clothes. A pink skirt. It was the Ghost King and his party.

They attacked Langya Paradise, throwing their Qingti Immortal Essence at each other, consuming the Baili Immortal Essence of Langya Paradise.

But it turned out that the earth spirit deliberately showed weakness and put them in a tough fight.

There is an eighth-level Heavenly Yuan Bao Huanglian in Langya Blessed Land, and Baili Immortal Yuan has never been lacking. The Ghost King and others did not have a single Immortal Gu in their hands, so the earth spirit lured them into the blessed land.

When the five people rushed in front of Yun Pavilion, the earth spirit imprisoned their fifth-level Gu.

The Ghost King and others realized that something was wrong and quickly used all the immortal energy, but the result was still no match for Langya Earth Spirit.

The earth spirit didn't even call a wild beast.

Then capture these five immortals alive.

The five immortals who have reached this point in cultivation are very aware of current affairs and immediately chose to save their lives and surrender to the earth spirit.

After realizing that they had been moved, they quickly reacted. They all saluted to the Earth Spirit and said in unison: "I pay my respects to Lord Langya Earth Spirit!"

"Hmm..." Earth Spirit stroked his snow-white beard and returned to the out-of-this-world expression that Fang Yuan had when he first saw him.

"This is Chang Shanyin, the heir to the Heaven-stealing Demon Lord. Come and pay your respects," Earth Spirit introduced.

"Heir to the Heaven-stealing Demon Lord?!" The five immortals looked at each other, and they all saw the shock in each other's eyes.

The initial contempt for Fang Yuan's mortal status in his heart disappeared in an instant. What kind of person is the Thieving Demon Lord? That's the ninth rank Gu Immortal!

From ancient times, to ancient times, ancient times, medieval times and modern times. Up to now, there are only ten Gu Immortals that have emerged in the history of the human race.

The heir of a rank nine Gu Immortal...

After this identity shocked the Five Immortals, they became envious, jealous, and resentful.

"Why am I not so lucky? Becoming the heir?"

"This kid is so lucky, so unbelievable. He actually became the heir to the Heaven-stealing Demon Lord!"

"The Heaven-stealing Demon Lord has set up many inheritances. It is said that the biggest inheritance is in the hole. I wonder how many inheritances he has inherited?"

The five immortals were full of thoughts and saluted Fang Yuan one after another.

Gu Immortal saluted the mortals. It's like an elephant bowing down to an ant. But Wu Xian didn't feel humiliated.

As for Fang Yuan, he was as calm as ever, even a rank nine Gu Immortal would bow down to him. He wouldn't feel so honored. After changing roles, even if he worshiped a mortal beggar, he would not feel humiliated.

In his opinion--

All who are subject to death are equal. It's just a slight difference between dying early and dying late.

The so-called status and class, nobility and lowliness are just false tricks played by a group of fools waiting to die. This trick makes some of the fools feel that they are living a pretty good life through comparison.

In fact, those fools who think they are noble and have status are just deceiving themselves and others. Those idiots who think they are lowly and lowly are even more miserable. The prince and general Xiang Ning have the guts! All things are created equal, why should we bow to others?

"Only eternal life, and only eternal life, is what we should pursue! If we can't live forever, what's the difference between a rank nine Gu Immortal and a piece of shit in the pit?! I'm also a huge idiot, but I don't want to What a stupid idiot..."

These mental activities and ambitions in the heart are really not enough to be expressed to outsiders, let alone words.

Facing the five immortals' worship, Fang Yuan accepted it indifferently and looked at Langya Earth Spirit: "Earth Spirit, aren't you here to refine the Gu yourself?"

"Of course I refine the Gu myself, but using these five people to defeat them is considered waste." Earth Spirit chuckled.

Being called trash and being ignored by Fang Yuan made the five immortals look ugly.

Their hearts were full of anger, but at this time they were in jail and it was difficult to get angry. I can only helplessly keep my head down and listen to the instructions of the earth spirit.

However, the first attempt to refine the Gu by the earth spirit transformed by the Changmao Patriarch himself, with the assistance of the Five Immortals, failed.

"Hmph, this Star Gate Gu is difficult to refine. It's not because I made a mistake, but it has a certain success rate." Earth Spirit explained, and then said to Fang Yuan, "Don't worry, the Star Gate Gu is only level five. It will definitely make you successful."

"Haha, I'll wait and see." Fang Yuan lay half-ly on the cloud bed, not in a hurry.

The flow rate of time in Langya Paradise is thirty-six times that of the outside world. After a month here, the outside world in Beiyuan has not even seen a day.

Earth Spirit inherited the arrogance of the ancestor Changmao, failed once, and had a bad temper.

He glanced at Fang Yuan and saw that Fang Yuan had finished drinking the Yunyan tea, so he sent out an immortal with his finger: "You! You are clumsy and have a big heart and no brains. I don't want you to practice Gu anymore. Why don't you make tea for me!"

The assigned female fairy is none other than the Yellow Sand Fairy.

She was angry in her heart, but she didn't dare to express it. Her life and fortune were in the hands of Langya Earth Spirit, so she had no choice but to bite her lip, suppress her anger, and make tea for Fang Yuan.

But Fang Yuan said: "I don't like drinking tea, do you have any wine here? I only like to drink the best wine, and your place is the majestic Langya Blessed Land. Isn't it possible?"

"Hmph! How come there isn't? Tianma wine and Qingpian wine are both top-notch wines. Which one do you want to drink?"

"Take them all out and give them to me to taste." Fang Yuan remained calm.

Therefore, Fairy Huangsha became the maid who poured wine for Fang Yuan.

This Tianma wine is milky white and exudes a rich milky aroma. Drink it in your mouth. It's even more fragrant and soft. As for the pure and poor wine, the color of the wine is bland, just like clear soup with little water and no alcohol flavor at all. After entering the mouth, it is also bland and tasteless. However, this wine has great stamina. One sip can often make you drunk for seven or eight days.

Take advantage of the earth spirit to refine Gu. Fang Yuan tasted briefly, then put the two jars of wine into the Wolf Swallowing Gu in a grand manner.

The second time of refining Gu also failed.

The face of the earth spirit became even more ugly. He yelled, "Humph, I don't believe it anymore, keep practicing!"

Of course, the earth spirit also noticed Fang Yuan's behavior of hiding the wine. But at this moment, because of face, I chose to ignore it.

"Sir, please show mercy and save the slave family." Watching Earth Spirit and others refining Gu for the third time, Fairy Huangsha who was standing aside was about to cry and begged Fang Yuan in a low voice.

Her skin was white and tender, like a freshly peeled lychee. His eyebrows are black and green, his eyes are like lakes, with hidden glances. The chest is huge and majestic, the waist is small and slender, and the body is more than slim, it can be said to be thrilling.

At this time, her beautiful eyes hid tears, not to mention men, even women felt moved and softened after seeing it.

"If we can save the slave family, the slave family is willing to serve you for the rest of your life and be at your disposal." Fairy Huangsha begged softly again.

This is the plea of ​​the female Gu Immortal.

Any other mortal man would have been so excited that his third limb would stand up in anger. Men all have a desire to conquer, especially noble women.

But Fang Yuan didn't even look at her. In the previous life, these five immortals were all cannon fodder and died in Langya Paradise. None of them survived. They paid the due price for their greed and impulsiveness.

Although the Yellow Sand Fairy is beautiful, in Fang Yuan's heart, what's the difference between it and a pile of dung in a latrine?

"As long as I don't have eternal life, I will be just a pile of shit in the pit...hehehe." Fang Yuan sneered in his heart.

Fairy Huangsha opened her mouth to plead again. She was very confident in her appearance and beauty. At this time, she also seized on the hidden idea and felt that this person might be her only chance to escape.

But she didn't know that Fang Yuan was a pervert even more perverted than Langya Earth Spirit.

"You're too noisy, get out." Fang Yuan stretched out his foot and kicked the Huangsha Fairy down on the spot.

Fairy Huangsha was kicked to the ground, and she looked dazed for a while. It took her a long time to realize that she was actually rejected? Is he still a man after all?

The intense embarrassment struck her proud heart, causing her face to become distorted, and her gaze towards Fang Yuan became extremely bitter.

"Haha." Fang Yuan sneered, got up from the cloud bed, walked to the Yellow Sand Fairy, and raised his foot in front of her face.

With a muffled sound, Fairy Huangsha was kicked over again, and her head hit the floor, making another heavy muffled sound.

All the fifth-level Gu worms on her body were taken away. The immortal essence has also been consumed, and it is suppressed by Langya Paradise. Who is Fang Yuan's opponent?

"you!"

Huangsha Fairy's lungs were exploded with anger, her front teeth were kicked off, and her mouth was full of blood. She let out a low roar, her expression ferocious, completely different from the pitiful look she had just been on the verge of crying.

"Hmph, you are just beautiful, how dare you seduce me? If you look at me again, believe it or not, I will kick all your teeth out?" Fang Yuan's dark eyes were deep and cold.

Huangsha Fairy's delicate body was trembling, and she clenched her fists tightly, as if she had exhausted all her strength.

But she finally lowered her head and did not look at Fang Yuan again.

Over there, the refining of Star Gate Gu failed again.

Earth Spirit stamped his feet angrily, and his expression turned a little worse. He also noticed what happened to Fairy Huangsha here.

Walking over, Di Ling smiled at Fang Yuan and said, "Little friend, please don't be angry. I just captured this little thing and haven't trained it yet. You might as well play with her first, let her dance, take off her clothes, whatever you want. You can play whatever you want. Hehehe, we’ve run out of materials, I’ll buy some first.”

Hearing this, Huangsha Fairy felt as if she had fallen into an ice cave. A strong sense of humiliation hit her heart like a tsunami.

"Let me strip and dance?!"

This suggestion made her feel extremely chilled and frightened. She has never been treated like this since she was a child. For a generation of dignified Gu Immortal to be played with like this, Fairy Huangsha felt that she might as well die!

The Ghost King and Hongyu Sanren on the side seemed to be aroused, and they all licked their dry lips and stared at the Yellow Sand Fairy with burning eyes.

Fairy Fenmeng and Fairy Qingsuo, who were usually close friends with Fairy Huangsha, were silent, as if they had not heard her.

Seeing that the tragedy in the world was about to happen, Fang Yuan sneered: "Strip dance? This is not necessary, what's the point? **? Desire to conquer? Humph, they are all boring things. The only things I am interested in now are stars. Door Gu." 8

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