Reverend Insanity

( ) Records about the Mao people were first recorded in ancestral biographies. M

It is said that the human ancestor dug out his eyes and transformed into a son and a daughter. The son is Yang Mang, the sun, and the daughter is Yin Huang, Gu Yue.

Tai Sunyangmang likes to drink fine wine, but once he drank, he got into trouble and was trapped in the abyss of ordinary life. In the end, it was a blessing in disguise, and he got the chrysanthemum-shaped reputation Gu and escaped.

Because of the reputation Gu, Taiyang Mang's reputation gradually grew. Soon, the news spread around the world that Taiyang Mang was a big drunkard.

One day, a group of spotted tiger bees dragged the hive and took the initiative to find Sun Yang Mang.

"The sun is bright. I heard that you like fine wine. I have always said that the fine wine from the four monkeys in the world is the best. But how can the wine they brew compare to our honey wine? Today we specially brought honey wine, please You taste it."

Each of these bees is about the size of a leopard, and the patterns on their bodies are like tiger stripes, with a gold base and black spots. The words are polite, but they imply threats and coercion.

Sun Yangmang complained in his heart that if he did this at home, disaster would come from heaven. The Spotted Tiger Bee is extremely powerful, and he is no match for just one. What's more, a group of people came?

Sun Yang Mang had no choice but to try his best to taste the honey wine in the hive.

As soon as he took a sip, his eyes lit up.

Mead is sweet but not greasy, mellow and delicious, and is the absolute best product in the world!

"It tastes good, it tastes good, it tastes so good. After drinking this honey wine, you will feel that you are the happiest person in the world!" Taiyiyang Mang drank it in one gulp and was full of praise.

The spotted tiger bees all laughed and felt happy.

The leader asked Tai Riyang Mang: "Tell me then. Compared with our honey wine or the wine of the four monkeys in the world, who is better?"

Tai Ri Yang Mang was so drunk that he forgot about the horror of spotted tiger bees. He said frankly: "Each has its own merits and it is difficult to compare."

The spotted tiger bees were furious. The wine they brewed was as good as those dead monkeys? This Sun Yang Mang is so abominable, we have to teach him a lesson!

They were about to take action when suddenly the sun disappeared.

The sun and the sun were so drunk that they stayed drunk for seven days and seven nights.

Dimly, he heard a voice calling him in the darkness: "The sun is bright. Wake up quickly. If you don't wake up, you will be eaten..."

Sun Yangmang woke up.

He found himself tied up and carried by a group of savages.

These savages are covered with hair. With blue eyes, a bonfire has been lit, and a large pot is placed on the bonfire.

The savages sat quietly and spoke sweet words.

"We are going to refine the immortality Gu. We just need someone to guide the medicine. As a result, God sent Sun Yang Mang. It's really gratifying and congratulatory."

"Human is the spirit of all things, and the human ancestor is the spiritual ancestor. The sun is transformed from his left eye, and it is full of spiritual energy. In my opinion, the Gu refining can be successful this time!"

"Hurry and throw him into the oil pan. If we get the immortality Gu, we can live forever..."

When Tai Riyang Mang heard these words, he was shocked and shouted quickly. Struggle vigorously.

But these savages were unmoved.

At this time, the voice from before sounded again in Taiyang Yangmang's heart.

"Alas. It's useless. These savages are all hairy people, loved by heaven and earth. They are born with a talent that can refine all Gu insects."

Tai Riyangmang forgot about the danger for a moment and curiously asked in his heart: "Who are you?"

The voice replied: "I am the Fugue Gu. As long as anyone drinks the four finest wines in the world, it will be born in the heart. I can make you move to any place."

Tai Ri Yang Mang was overjoyed: "Then please take action quickly and take me out of here."

Fugue Gu sighed: "It's useless. Only if you are drunk can you urge me. You are so sane now, it won't work."

Tai Riyang Mang suddenly realized: "No wonder I was trapped on an isolated island that time and almost starved to death. Fortunately, I got the Fame Gu and escaped from the abyss of ordinaryness. It turned out that you were the one who harmed me!"

Fugue Gu replied: "Oh, man, I didn't mean to harm you. It was you who activated my power when you were drunk. Don't blame me. You were almost captured by the spotted tiger bee last time. It's thanks to me that you escaped from danger. If one is harmed and the other is saved, we are even."

Tai Riyang Mang also thought about the spotted tiger bee and no longer blamed the fugue Gu.

He was thrown into the pot by the Mao people.

The fire was burning hotly at the bottom of the pot, and the water temperature gradually rose.

"Add agate red pepper!" A Maomin put the bright and precious agate red pepper into the pot.

The water in the pot immediately turned red, and even dyed Sun Yang Mang's body red.

"Add Biluo Fox Smoke Baby!" A furry man held a little fox in his hand and threw it into the pot.

The little fox is furry all over and has eyes like black diamonds. It is very cute. But when it touches the water, it turns into a stream of blue smoke and blends into the water.

The water in the pot gradually boiled, and Sun Yang Mang became desperate, feeling that he was doomed this time.

The hairy people successively added many auxiliary ingredients and poisonous insects.

"Add vanity Gu!" A Maomin threw a Gu into the pot.

This Gu is very strange, it looks like a big blue crab. But unlike real crabs, its crab shell is hollow inside.

As soon as he saw Sun Yang Mang, the big crab-like Vanity Gu was very excited: "You, are you Sun Yang Mang? I have heard of you, but I didn't expect to see you here. I am so lucky. I I’m so happy and so excited.”

Tai Riyangmang couldn't laugh or cry: "I'm so lucky for three lives, we are all going to die soon."

"I don't care about the issue of death. I just want to ask you, how did you become so famous? I almost die with envy! I admire people like you the most." Vanity Gu asked eagerly.

"I'm not in the mood to talk about this now. I want to escape." Tai Riyang Mang struggled in the pot and tried to climb out, but was soon forced down into the pot by Mao Min, who was watching on the side.

"Tell me quickly, tell me quickly!" Vanity Gu was very ignorant and wanted to ask for advice.

Tai Ri Yang Mang angrily scolded: "Look at the current situation. Can't you still see it?"

Vanity Gu stared at the sun, and suddenly smiled: "I understand. I understand. If you want to be popular, you have to resist burning. Thank you for teaching me, thank you for teaching me. Sun Yangmang, for Thank you, I will do one thing for you."

After saying that, the Vanity Gu exploded with a bang.

The explosion was not violent, it was very slight. There was only a soft thud. Then the Vanity Gu turned into an invisible poisonous wind and struck deep into the hearts of all Mao Min.

The original blue and translucent eyes of the Mao people. All turned red.

The sun was shining brightly for a while, and then I woke up. He didn't care to lament the sacrifice of Vanity Gu, and shouted quickly: "Although you Mao people can refine Gu, I don't think it is anything. Even if you each have immortality, what can you do? You are so ugly. You are covered in bruises. It’s Mao, it’s so ugly.”

The Mao people were stunned.

Before, they wouldn't have paid attention to Tai Yang Mang.

But now, the poison of vanity has filled their hearts and clouded their wisdom.

Hearing Tai Riyangmang's cry, some Mao people immediately retorted loudly: "Nonsense, nonsense! We Mao people are the most beautiful, and the hair all over our bodies is so beautiful!"

Tai Riyangmang had an idea: "No matter how beautiful your hair is, is it as beautiful as mine?"

His hair turned into flames and burned because he drank the strong wine brewed by the King Kong Monkey.

The Mao people listened to him. They were all stunned for a while.

The beauty of flames is changing every moment. Even they had to admit the dynamic beauty of Taiyang Mang's hair.

The sun continued to stimulate them: "Even if you get eternal life, you will not be as beautiful as me! Look at my hair, it is the same color as the flames, and it is just as moving."

The hairy people couldn't stand the excitement, and finally one member became restless: "You have hair like this, and so do I. Look at me!"

As he spoke, he lit his whole body on fire with torches.

The hair all over his body burned and he became a man of fire.

"Hahaha, you are only beautiful with your hair, but now my whole body is beautiful." The hairy person shouted.

Soon, other members followed suit.

One by one, they became pyromen, the flames burned them, and the severe pain made them moan uncontrollably.

But they knew this, but they still didn't put out the flames. Instead, they boasted and showed off their beauty.

Fugue Gu was overjoyed, and in Taiyang Mang's heart, he praised him endlessly: "Man, you are so smart, you actually thought of this method."

Tai Riyangmang escaped from the oil pan and successfully survived. He sneered and replied in his heart: "It's not that I'm smart. People who love vanity will become stupid. They often endure pain silently and give up what they should really pursue for the sake of vain beauty."

…

Moon White Gold, Skull Stone, Dragon Qi Teeth, Small Autumn Grass, fifty Yuan Stones, a Flower Boar Gu, and a Pig Cage Gu.

This is the material that was given to Fang Yuan and used to refine the Gu.

Opposite him, the furry creature was already sitting cross-legged on the ground and began to refine the gu.

Although Fang Yuan is not a Refining Dao Gu Master, he has rich experience in his previous life. He has extensive knowledge in Refining Dao and knows many secret recipes.

Now, he has three options. Every choice can create a new Gu insect.

The inheritance did not clearly state what kind of Gu he would refine, which meant that the Gu he refined would be at least better than Mao Min.

Fang Yuan watched the whole process of Mao Min refining the Gu, and he already guessed the Gu insect he wanted to refine.

He sneered in his heart, and an admiring smile appeared on his face: "Master Maomin, you are really amazing. Look at your method of refining Gu, it is really amazing to me. You are the master of refining Gu, there is no one like you in the world. It’s a bad poison.”

"Hey? Haha! You know the truth." Mao Min laughed and was very happy after hearing this.

With this distraction, the Gu refining immediately failed.

Mao Min's face suddenly changed, and he shouted in panic: "No--!"

But it's too late.

The mighty power of heaven and earth came down and turned into a bolt of lightning, splitting it into coke.

"Haha." Fang Yuan laughed lightly, put away the materials in his hand, and walked slowly towards the next level under the guidance of Paper Crane Gu. (To be continued...)