Reverend Insanity

In this world, not only humans can make wine.

The earliest record about wine comes from the legend of Ren Zu.

Ren Zu gouged out his left and right eyes, and turned into his elder son, Tai Ri Yang Mang, and his second daughter, Gu Yue Yin Huang.

Sun Yang Mang and Gu Yue Yin Desolate get along day and night, and can't help but fall in love with his sister. But Gu Yue Yinhuang repeatedly rejected the pursuit of Sun Yangmang.

Sun Yangmang was troubled by this.

He knew he needed help, so he asked Wisdom Gu for advice.

At first, Wisdom Gu ignored him and hid as far as he could. But Tai Ri Yang Mang persevered, and Wisdom Gu was unbearable, so he had to tell him a way——

"In the east of the world, there is a group of peach monkeys. They have brewed wine. You go to drink the wine first, and then come to me."

Sun Yang Mang went to the east and drank wine.

Peach monkeys make fruit wine. Tai Ri Yang Mang came back after drinking, and from then on, his face became flushed. He smacked his lips and recalled the taste: "It turns out that wine is sweet."

Wisdom Gu smiled, and said to him again: "In the west of the world, there is a group of psychic monkeys. They have brewed wine, you can drink it."

The wine made by the psychic monkey is bitter wine. Tai Ri Yang Mang went to the west again and drank wine. Since then, his tongue coating has been yellowish brown. He came back with a bitter face: "It turns out that wine is also bitter."

Wisdom Gu said to him: "Wine has bitterness and sweetness, so does love, and life is even more so. In the north, there is a group of King Kong monkeys. They also have wine, go and drink."

King Kong monkeys make spirits.

Sun Yang Mang drank very much to his appetite, he liked strong alcohol, and drank to the point of intoxication.

He felt that this wine was too much for his appetite, and he wanted to drink it even more when he was drunk. After drinking what is in the bowl, I want to drink what is in the jar.

Eventually, he threw up a mess. The strength of the wine came up and made him feel so uncomfortable that he was about to die.

He felt inside his body, as if a flame was burning and magma was flowing.

"It's too hot!" He yelled, all the heat flowed against the top of his head, and his hair burned with chalk. Since then, he has hair that is constantly burning chalk like fire.

When Tai Ri Yang Mang woke up, he found that Wisdom Gu was looking at him.

"You drank the spirits, how did you feel?" Wisdom Gu asked him.

Sun Yangmang sighed and said: "I finally understand that even if you drink too much of the best wine, you will throw up. Everything should be done in moderation."

Wisdom Gu laughed loudly, and said: "In the south of the world, there is a group of Tianshui monkeys. They make wine, which is pretty good. Go and drink."

Tianshui monkey brews sake, which is two extremes with spirits.

Tasting wine lightly in the sun, I can't help forgetting my troubles, my eyes are hazy, slightly drunk and floating.

Wisdom Gu asked him how he felt. He waved his hand lightly and said, "I've already got the pleasure of drinking, don't pass it on to those who are awake."

Wisdom Gu smiled lightly, and left quietly...

Therefore, in this world, humans are not the first group to make wine. Instead, monkeys walked ahead of people.

Ordinary monkeys can make wine.

According to different groups of monkeys, there are wines of various tastes. But people collectively call the wine brewed by monkeys monkey wine.

Fang Yuan lives in this cave,

On the one hand, he felt the omen of a breakthrough in his cultivation base, so he stopped and rushed to the level. On the other hand, it is not monkey wine.

The higher the rotation speed of Gu worms, the greater the food demand, and at the same time the feeding cycle will be extended.

Fang Yuan's preparations are sufficient, but the capacity of Tushihua is limited. Now after the long-distance travel, there is already a part of the spare capacity, and it is best not enough to hold some monkey wine.

Alcohol can sterilize and dispel cold at the same time. If you are refining the four-flavored wine worm, you also need wine as an auxiliary material. Even if the conditions for retrograde refining cannot be met, it would be good to serve as food for the Siweijiuworm.

However, it is not easy to obtain monkey wine.

Although this group of hula monkeys is a herd of beasts, it is nearly a thousand in size. There are three Monkey Kings of Hundred Beasts.

The monkey group has always been united. Once confronted with the enemy, they will naturally attack as a group. Although Bai Ningbing is the pinnacle of the third rank, but in the end, he is single and powerful, and a strong attack is purely asking for a dead end.

Although Fang Yuan has been promoted to the middle stage of Rank 1, this promotion has little help to the situation.

But Fang Yuan insisted on snatching the monkey wine, Bai Ningbing was worried about it.

"So you need to outsmart, come with me." Fang Yuan patted Bai Ningbing's shoulder and stood up. He stepped on the ground carefully, avoiding the buried Jiao Lei potatoes, and walked out of the cave.

Outside the cave, the woods are green, the sun is shining, and the birds are singing and the flowers are fragrant.

The two walked for a while, approaching the periphery of the monkey group.

Fang Yuan observed carefully and finally chose a slope.

Taking advantage of the higher terrain, he took a look around, finally nodded with satisfaction, stepped on the ground, and said, "Let's dig."

In the time it took for a stick of incense to burn, the two of them worked together to dig a large hole three feet deep and five feet in diameter on the slope facing the sun.

Jiao Lei Bean Mother Gu.

Fang Yuan crouched at the bottom of the pit, with a thought, he summoned a Gu.

This Gu is shaped like a potato, its surface is uneven, and it is covered with fine pores and holes. The appearance is ugly, but it is a genuine rank three Gu.

"I don't have enough real energy, I'd better lend it to you." Fang Yuan handed Jiao Lei Dou Mu Gu to Bai Ning Bing.

Holding it in her hand, Bai Ningbing urged her true essence to pour it in, and soon saw the surface of the bean mother Gu, with emerald green seedlings growing out of those tiny holes.

Seedlings grow rapidly, flower and bear fruit.

Almost as soon as you breathe, the finger-thick dark green fruit ripens. As the branches withered, they all fell into Bai Ningbing's palm.

Fang Yuan took these dark green fruits, carefully selected and screened them, and eliminated the bad, dead and empty fruits, leaving only less than one-third of the good fruits.

These fruits are Jiao Lei Potato Gu, rank two Gu. Buried in the soil, it can grow with the help of soil fertility. Once a creature tramples nearby, it will cause a shock. Jiao Lei Potato Gu will self-explode.

Fang Yuan took out one of them and refined it instantly. Squeeze it between your fingers, pour it with bronze true essence, Jiao Lei Potato Gu suddenly burst into a faint green light, and slowly levitate up.

Then with a thought in his mind, the Jiao Lei Potato Gu slammed into the ground.

Fang Yuan buried it deep on purpose, until the Dou Gu was an arm's length away from his feet, and then stopped.

The surface of the true essence sea in the hole continued to drop rapidly, and the surrounding ground force also gathered on Jiao Lei Potato Gu. In Fang Yuan's perception, this small grass Gu grew into a fist-sized potato in an instant.

This is the mature Jiao Lei Potato Gu, as long as it is shaken, it will be detonated.

Seeing this, Bai Ningbing couldn't help but feel a little strange: "I see that female witch Gu master buried the Jiao Lei potato Gu very shallowly, which is easy to detonate. If you bury it like this, even if I stamp my foot on it, it probably won't detonate, right?"

"Of course." Fang Yuan replied, and continued to lay down.

Bai Ningbing curled her lips slightly, Fang Yuan didn't answer her directly, even if she was as proud as she was, she didn't ask anymore. Instead, his eyes were fixed and he began to think for himself.

Having been with Fang Yuan for so long, she knew that Fang Yuan would never do useless actions.

After Fang Yuan buried the bottom of the pit once, he straightened up, wiped the sweat from his forehead, and then called on Bai Ningbing to bury the soil together.

But the soil was only buried for a moment, the ground at the bottom of the pit increased by 1.5 feet, Fang Yuan shouted to stop, and then continued to bury Jiao Lei Potato Gu.

Seeing this, Bai Ningbing immediately understood Fang Yuan's intention.

"I see. Jiao Lei Potato Gu is only a Rank 2 Gu. One detonated, its power is limited. If you bury so much at once, once detonated, even the Thousand Beast King will feel uncomfortable. But how do you get rid of those three-headed monkeys?" Why did Wang Yin come here?"

Although Jiao Lei Potato Gu is an attack Gu, its immobility limitation also greatly weakens its practical value.

"What's so difficult about it? As long as the time comes, catch two or three young hula monkeys and taste the monkey brains in this pit. Their screams will definitely attract angry monkeys. At first, it was just ordinary monkeys , all you have to do is block them and kill them. Then it should be the three monkey kings." Fang Yuan replied while planting grass Gu.

Bai Ningbing couldn't help but nodded.

Beasts are beasts after all, with limited wisdom. Fang Yuan's strategy is extremely vulgar, but it will definitely be useful.

"As long as the three monkey kings are beheaded, taking the monkey wine is simply a bag. Of course, it would be even better if you can catch the wild Gu on the monkey kings." Bai Ningbing pondered.

Then, they spent the whole afternoon in this pit.

The Jiao Lei Potato Gu was continuously spawned, and then Fang Yuan buried it by himself, and then the two of them filled the soil. After one layer of soil, there is another layer of soil. until the hole is filled.

The two were sweating profusely from exhaustion, fortunately Fang Yuan had the power of two pigs, and Bai Ning Bing also perfected the power of a crocodile.

But the next day, Fang Yuan didn't do anything, but continued to dig a hole.

Bai Ningbing was puzzled.

Fang Yuan said conveniently: "A pit is not safe, there must be preparations. A little more preparation is a good thing."

So, in the next three days, Bai Ningbing finally realized Fang Yuan's almost abnormal "caution".

Five holes were dug, and a large amount of Jiao Lei Potato Gu was buried. Of course, the first pit is the largest.

Thanks to adequate preparations, the plan to deal with the hula monkeys went very smoothly.

Just detonated two traps, and the monkey group collapsed.

Two of the three monkey kings died and one was injured, and the wounded led the monkey group to escape and migrate. The deceased was blown to pieces, and the Gu worms on his body naturally did not survive.

Fang Yuan harvested a large amount of monkey wine, too much to fit all the flowers.

It is enough to refine the four-flavored wine worm. In terms of feeding wine worms, there is no problem within two years. If you encounter a caravan, these monkey wine can also be sold at a good price.

"There is one more thing before we leave, let's clean up the battlefield and fill in the two holes that were blown up." Fang Yuan said.

"Should we be so cautious?" Bai Ningbing felt pain when he thought of the pit now.

Fang Yuan glanced at her, and with just one sentence, he told Bai Ning Bing to work obediently——

"Have you forgotten how we tracked down that witchy female Gu master?"

It is relying on the various traces left by the witch Gu master on the way.

Dig a hole, but don't end up, bury yourself in it! ((To be continued), if you like this work, you are welcome to vote for recommendations and monthly tickets. Your support is my biggest motivation.)