Restricted Superstar

At the end of the first round of the Premier League, defending champion Chelsea beat West Brom 6-0, ranking first, last season runner-up Manchester United 5:0 bloodbathed Newcastle, ranking second, the new season they still show the strength of the favorites to win the championship.

Although the other four favorite winning teams Manchester City, Arsenal, Liverpool and Tottenham drew with each other, they are fighting against each other, and it cannot be said that their strength is weaker than Chelsea and Manchester United.

Just like Manchester United is not the best team in the first round, Gao Xiaodong can’t be considered the best player in the first round. He can only add “one” to the best, because Chelsea’s Drogba performed a hat-trick in 23 minutes. , Is not inferior to Gao Xiaodong who has two goals and one assist.

In the selection of the best team of this round of "Sky Sports" after the game, Gao Xiaodong and Drogba were also hit with a super high score of 9 points. In the odds of the European bookmaker's scorer list, Gao Xiaodong and Drogba Pakistan is also among the top three.

But no matter how good Drogba's performance is, he can't grab Gao Xiaodong's headlines. This is not only because the Premier League needs new players, but more importantly, Drogba is not as good as Gao Xiaodong to create topics.

After the game, Gao Xiaodong scored twice and sun his jerseys almost appeared on the headlines of all online and paper media education news.

"Daily Mail" quoted Gao Xiaodong in an interview after the game: "Gao Xiaodong just wants to let the fans know who I am." In fact, even if he doesn't wear the shirt, no one will put him and Park Jixing. , And the original Dongfang Zhuo admits mistakes, the Chinese Maradona is still very recognizable, even if he plays for a minute, his sense of existence is bursting. We can’t say that Gao Xiaodong will definitely become the King of Manchester United, but we can definitely say , He has this potential."

"The Sun" commented: "The collars and jerseys are completely opposite to the low-key and humble Chinese people in our minds. They are even very different from Inter's Gao Xiaodong. Is this the environment that changes people?"

Even the serious "Times" has to admit that "the arrogant behavior of sunbathing on the jersey looks very coordinated on Gao Xiaodong." In the warm-up match, he scored four yuan and the Community Shield scored twice and raised his collar. Gao Xiaodong, who scored 8 goals in three games, is eligible to show his jersey to fans. If Gao Xiaodong continues to perform like this, maybe Manchester United’s No. 10 will become a legend in the future. "

Although Inter Milan reversed Roma in the Italian Super Cup 3:1 to win again, but seeing Gao Xiaodong's performance, the Italian media are still a bit enthusiastic.

"Gazzetta dello Sport" said sourly: "Although Gao Xiaodong is still magical in Manchester United, he has the ability to become the world's number one, but without Gao Xiaodong, Inter Milan is still terrifying, Sneijder's role is not worse than Gao Xiaodong, and more Gao Xiaodong is even more low-key. This year he is also a hot spot for the Ballon d'Or. He traded Gao Xiaodong for 80 million euros, leaving a high annual salary, and his strength is not diminished. Inter Milan actually made a profit."

However, the views of Bild and Gazzetta dello Sport are contrary, “After Manchester United won Gao Xiaodong, it is equivalent to a new and more powerful engine. It looks like 80 million is too expensive, but Gao Xiaodong’s first day of signing the contract The No. 10 jersey sold 20,000 pieces. In less than two weeks, Gao Xiaodong’s jersey sold more than 100,000 pieces, worth tens of millions of euros. If this continues, the three-year contract does not count other sponsorships. Manchester United will be able to recover from the shirt income alone. If they win the Champions League again, the purchase of Gao Xiaodong will be worth three years of blood."

Among the many giants, Manchester United has the most fans in China. Gao Xiaodong's continuous high-gloss performance at Manchester United, coupled with the domineering side-leaked vertical collar and jersey behavior, gave the Chinese fans in the dark a glimmer of light. Domestic fans are extremely excited. Gao Xiaodong's Weibo has increased by 500,000 followers in one day. Both the print media and the Internet are full of voices touting Gao Xiaodong:

"The Red Devil King! The fat man has reserved this position! It can be called the Red Devil King!"

"Three games have established the core position, Rooney should get out, unless he is left as the younger brother of the fat man!"

"Scholes must be substituted! Sky Sports gave him 8 points entirely because of his seniority."

"Make way for it! Scholes couldn't even give Gao Xiaodong shoes."

"If King East is mocking and ridiculing Chinese football, then King Gao is vindicating the Chinese players. The Chinese can play football well, and we are the birthplace of football!"

"Support the fat man to take the golden ball! It's unreasonable for the fat man to not take the golden ball!"

"Fatty doesn't take the golden ball in this performance. Should Messi, Cristiano Ronaldo, Sneijder, Harvey, Iniesta, who have only played a few World Cup games, take it?"

"The quality of the World Cup is far worse than that of the Champions League. It is necessary to break the bad practice of World Cup champions taking golden **** in the World Cup year."

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Of course, when the forest is big, there are all kinds of birds. There are also Gao Xiaodong’s brain fans in China. There are also high black spots. One is that Gao Xiaodong does not enter the national team, does not play for the country, and is not patriotic. , Fans who believe in ethnography.

"The No. 1 person in Chinese football did not enter the national team. Looking at the national football team as a shame, is this patriotism?"

"The national football team has to be taken if it can't be taken. This is a manifestation of patriotism."

"If you have a conflict with the Football Association, you won't play for the country. What kind of star is this?"

"Gao Xiaodong will be black all his life without joining the national team."

"Gao Xiaodong's body, no, it's over as soon as he gets injured, not for the yellow race."

"Gao Xiaodong is fast and strong, and his skills are far behind Messi."

"Can Gao Xiaodong's header be better than Ronaldo? He dare to beat Maradona."

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If Gao Xiaodong is in China, Rooney is roasted on the stove in the UK.

Because of the influence of the prostitution door and the transfer door, Ferguson did not dare to let Rooney play before Rooney’s contract renewal, fearing that Rooney would not play well and be booed by the fans. With Rooney’s irritable character, he might be tough with the fans. Affect ongoing contract negotiations.

Ferguson put Rooney on the bench with the excuse that Rooney twisted his ankle during training, but this excuse was ridiculed by reporters and fans after the game.

The bbc beauty reporter Logan said: "Rooney was injured in training. As far as I know, it was Scholes, Ferguson's biggest cron, that made people suspect that Sir Ferguson was punishing Rooney."

So on Twitter, the famous English journalist David Miller joked: "I thought it was Sir Ferguson himself who shoveled it, too, the big disciple will do it."

After Rooney's transfer gate and the whoring gate said he wanted to stay in the team, of course he could no longer scold him. The two celebrities brought up the rhythm of ridicule Rooney. The following fans followed suit:

Everton fans said, "Rooney wants to go to Liverpool because he wants to play another level of league (insinuations that the Red Army is now worried about relegation.

Chelsea fans said: "If we don't buy Rooney, who needs to buy Rooney? He has done what we need for free to mess up the Manchester United dressing room..."

Manchester United fans said: This must be Glazer's sales**. Now that it is getting harder and harder to sell jerseys, the Manchester United Marketing Department single-handedly planned the "Rooney Crisis" in order to make some excited fans burn the chubby jerseys (there are indeed people who do not know the truth), and then sell new ones.

Nike employees and fans said: This is a marketing activity for the international dairy industry. These days Ferguson put forward the "cow theory ("Rooney may think that the cows outside are better than the cows at home". Managing players is like managing cows: great cows + great pastures + great farmers = great milk. Sometimes the cows are unhappy, then you need to move them to other pastures and stay with other champion cows. Only in this way can you produce dream cows..."

There are also fans who believe in conspiracy theories that this is a good show performed by chubby and Ferguson in order to ask for money from the Glazer family. Because Sir Alex Ferguson wants to buy Gao Xiaodong, Glazer definitely doesn't want to spend 80 million. Rooney wants to transfer and can only buy Gao Xiaodong to replace him. Now Gao Xiaodong has bought it. Of course Rooney is going to renew his contract. Poor Glazer, feels sorry for the disabled. Seconds.

There were more and more rumors about Rooney. Sir Ferguson was also worried about the long nights and dreams, so he finalized the contract with Rooney as quickly as possible. Rooney’s weekly salary increased from 90,000 to 160,000 pounds, second only to Gao Xiaodong, and became the No. 1 in the Premier League. Three high salaries. 8)