Reincarnated as the butt-spanking Knight with a System

== Author Note ==

These are the special chapters to celebrate Chinese New year on 12th Feb 2021. Now, let's relax for a bit. After the Chinese New year. The heavy content will bound to come.

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"Someone had said that you had hit someone just because of an animal. What have you done to that orc, Kuso?"

Reili looked at her in a glance that led Kuso to say,

"Well... I was wanted to give someone a good lesson. So they understand how severe the damage to hurt an animal is. To be honest, I really don't want to do it. But you can ask for the rest how the situation was."

When Kuso stated so, she looked at the girl and then, looked at the about-to-dry-up clay stove as well which led her to proceed as she stared at it,

"It just like this clay, Reili. If you didn't make the first move. You can't longer break it to let the clay reshape. So do with him, if I didn't do that. Then the rest will go harden and at that time, I won't be able to persuade that person anymore. Understand?"

Still. Reili disagreed with the fact that Kuso had beaten someone badly without any regard or any reasons which led her to comment,

"Still... Violence isn't the method to resolve things. As you told before, yes?"

Kuso was looked at the clay stove and then. She sighed as she stated,

"You know, Reili. If I can avoid that, Then I'm going to. But..."

"You don't have to blame Kuso for that, Reili. It was that orc's fault that she had no choice but to do it." Corona started to talk as she had lurked from behind over what they had talked about.

The voice was pretty familiar for Kuso, which led her to look back and then, glare at that petite god. Thus, she commented with a questioning tone.

"Wait. Didn't I told you not to eavesdrop on someone?" 

"You guys talked too loud which is why I can't unheard it," Corona commented and then, she continued while cleaning up her right ear by using her right middle finger. 

"But... I think it's fine to violate someone if it is your foe. But the problem is..."

"I have seen everything, Reili. I can be the witness that Kuso wasn't doing that for no apparent reason. If I was her, then I will do the same too." Corona answered Reili in a serious tone. For both Kuso and Corona, it was understandable that she had said so since it was her villager after all. Then Kuso reacted as he stated,

"It's fine. I respect your standing, Reili. So, don't take us too hard as if you felt pressurized by it. Don't be sad. The sun is about to rise down. Time for me to make some well-made soup as the steamboat. Are you ready, Reili?" 

And she offered her hands to Reili which led her to accept it and she said,

"Teach me how to make tom yum soup, Kuso."

"Ahahaha!!! That's Reili who I know! Always curious and knowledgeable." Kuso commented which led her to walk quickly towards the logs. And then, she started.

"Command: Fire!"

When she commanded so, the logs that she had gathered had started to have a fire which surprised Reili as she said,

"You have the fire magic?"

"Err... This is from the system." Kuso commented wrily. Then, she proceeded as she took two huge chunks that were sized as large as her arms joined together.

She moved fast as she didn't want to let the fire ran out. And she stuck the logs in fire into the right hole of the clay stove. And then, she moved back to the kindling logs, and she had pulled the other pair of logs that were burned under the fire. And she did it fast to stick it on the left hole of the stove which led both of them to have a bigger fire together. And then, she invented.

"Craft: magic fan!"

"Magic fan? Hey, Kuso! Don't forget that electricity can't work on here.... Wait, what?"

Corona was dumbstruck when Kuso had demonstrated something that beyond his logic to think which led him to comment,

"Fan with wind element? What a think-out-the-box way to invent something..."

"I should thank Reili for this." Kuso turned the trigger on the fan on and then.

SWIIIIIIIIING!!!

The fan had started to turn on which had the strong wind to be used. Then, she asked Reili by saying,

"Help me to keep this fan at my position." 

Reili nodded and then, she continued to invent another fan which led her to do the same step as before. And then, she asked Corona to do the same. 

Now, the fire had been kindled by using the wind that comes out from the fan. Thus, Kuso proceeded to the remaining logs that she had and she pulled the carbon ax that she had kept on the back of the piles of the log. 

Then, she started to cut the logs.

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And she had twenty pairs of logs now which led her to take the other five to the left and the other five to the right.

She noticed the fire itself had been well-fueled which led her to say. 

"Alright, let's stop it. Corona, grab some herbs that I told you about before. And Reili, I will put the big wok on this top. Cast the water magic and fill it when it's ready."

"Understood." Both Reili and Corona answered together as they worked on their own stuff. For Corona, she moved towards the Cathedral and asked the fairies if she can take the needed herbs right away or not. Then for Reili, she took her battle staff in a battle stance as she stated.

"I'm ready."

"Good. Now, Leet meeee doo hoop!"

Bonk!

The thirty-centimeters-wide wok had been placed in the left. Then, Reili cast the water magic. So do with the right wok as it's used for the same method too. Then, Kuso climbed to the trees near that wok as she tried to notice and she asked Reili,

"Help me to control the fire."

"Alright!" Reili answered her and then. She keeps seeing the boiling water as she could start to put the ingredients or not. She murmured on herself,

"Lemongrass, chilies, garlic cloves, lime sauce, fish sauce, brown sugar. That should be sufficient enough."

Then, she had seen the water was started to boil. She asked Reili,

"Stop the fire control. Let it flow by itself!"

"Alright," Reili answered her and she stopped the fan. Then, there were some fairies to help to pour the seasonings accordingly as Corona tasked. In the meantime, Kuso took the large cooking utensil from the behind of the tree. And she started to stir the left and the right in a balanced way as she stated.

"Can a fairy help me to ease my body weight?"

"As you wish, Lady Technoknight."

Then, Kuso received the magical powder which had made her body feels light. And she can start to cook with ease as she asked the female orc who had prepared herself. She called her,

"Can you help me to stir the right side? This has to be stirred for whole hours straight before we can start to fill the meats!"

"As you wish, Lady Technoknight." She answered and then, she took the large utensil as well as covered her light green dress with her pink apron. Then, she started to stir the seasonings as Kuso instructed. 

Both of them had stirred the ingredients properly in sync as the fairies giving them the buff to led their weight to have a zero-gravity which led them to be able to cook without getting into a risk of falling down. Thus, Reili covered both of them with her water magic as she commanded,

"Water Metoria: Shield!"

Then, their body was covered into the water that seemed to be impossibly vaporized. 

Hours had passed. And the goddess had commanded,

"Bring the farm gang. And let's start to let this stuff rest!"

"Alright." Corona and Reili answered altogether with her and then, Kuso thanked the Orc which led her to say,

"I should thank you instead of for helping me to discipline my son."

"Oh?" Kuso looked at her in a serious glance. Then, she proceeded.

"If you didn't stop him. Then he will do the same with the others. We may be an orc. But many traditions had been discarded by us. Such as torturing animals for tender meat... We had been forbidding it. And my son is still doing it. Thank you!"

"Ahahaha!! I should repay his bills later. Sorry to land the damage that hard!"

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