Reborn As A Dragon!?

Chapter 31 - Well, This is Awkward

Previously:

After flying around for 20 or so minutes, I come across a scene of a human getting overrun by a bunch of skeletons. Might as well help out, I got nothing better to do. I'd rather not get on the bad side of humans more than I am currently because they might summon heroes or something to attempt to deal with me.

I jump down to destroy the group of skeletons with the weight of my claws alone. Hopefully, this human can be thankful and see me in a good light rather than be terrified of me.

*Charlie P.O.V.*

Oh. F.u.c.k. I'm. So. Dead.

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*Alderam P.O.V.*

Annnnd, the kid peed himself. *sigh* Honestly, I don't blame him considering that I am around 50x his size and I am supposed to be a feared dragon or something like that. It also didn't help that I smashed the skeletons in front of him when he was a few feet away from me.

Why does it seem like there are no normal people in this world? We have tsundere/yandere dragons, evil heroes, cult followings, and Skyrim references here. Well, I just hope he is somewhat normal but considering the type of people I tend to run into, I highly doubt it.

Please, please, please be normal [Appraisal]!

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[Charlie]

[Race: Teenage Human]

[Age: 16]

[Stats]

HP: 900

Attack: 30

Speed: 20 *Speed has been reduced due to wet shorts*

Defense: 50 (+75 ) *Defense has been reduced due to wet shorts*

Magic: 0

Intelligence: 10

Luck: ????????

Skills: [Intimidation](Nonexistant) [Appraisal](F) [Conceal Status](F) [Kick](F) [Punch](FF) [Jump](F)

Passive Skills: [Absurd Luck](SS)

Equipment: Leather Outfit (Defense +100 (-25 Wet)), Steel Sword (Attack +200)

Titles: Weeb, Strange, High School Student, Fanfic Writer

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Of course he isn't normal...

*Charlie P.O.V.*

Oh shit, what can I do!? I'm lucky so I'm totally going to get out of this situation somehow, right? I'm a hero through and through. I should give my life to protec--

F.u.c.k that, I'm out of here!

(Charlie) - "AHHH, THERE'S NO WAY I CAN BEAT THAT THING! HOW DO THEY EXPECT US DO KILL THAT?"

I get up to then fall right back down again. I can't even feel my legs due to the pressure it is giving off.

(Alderam) - "I have a name you know. I'm not a thing. My name is Alderam and uh, sorry for scaring you. Everyone runs away from me and I can't even tell them that I don't want to kill them. Oh, my bad, I phrased that wrong."

(Charlie) - "I-I a-am t-t-the hero Charlie! I h-have c-come t-to slay you beast! *whisper* please don't kill me."

I run and pick up my sword to point it at the beast.

[Intimidation]!

*Intimidation has failed*

I'm a hero right? That should've worked because evil bosses in isekai novels are wary when it comes to heroes.

If I'm going to die, I'm going to die fighting!

I run at the beast to use one of my secret techniques.

(Charlie) - "[Weeb Attack No.1, SERIOUS SERIES, SERIOUS KNEE!]"

I knee him in the leg to only knee a scaley wall that didn't move a nanometer.

*Caution, your leg is now broken*

Shit, shit, it hurts, but I thought for sure that my luck would come through there. It seems like I'm going to die here today. Sorry everybody, *sigh* the protagonist doesn't live in this novel.

(Alderam) - "*Achoo* Are you done now?"

(Charlie) - "Fine, just kill me already, I can't win no matter how much I try. Maybe the knight was right when he said that luck can't kill a dragon..."

(Alderam) - "Why would I want to kill you?"

(Charlie) - "Huh, what do you mean? I attacked you and I've lost our epic battle between hero and dragon..."

(Alderam) - "Oh, was that an attack? Sorry, but I didn't even feel it. Are you perchance ja-- *ahem* a hero summoned from a different world?"

(Charlie) - "Why yes, I am the Japanese high school student known as Charlie, the strongest of the heroes and the savior of this world. I'll have you know that I was the president of the chuunibyou club and am an expert when it comes to evaluating fantasy novels!"

*Alderam P.O.V.*

(Alderam) - "What are you saving the world fr-"

Ohhh, some random kingdom summoned heroes to deal with me. Makes sense, but if he is the strongest hero, then the standards of this world are extremely low when it comes to the 'saviors of the world' or whatever. It doesn't matter if there are 10,000 of these heroes if they can't even put a scratch on me.

(Charlie) - "Soo, are you the evil, menace, terrifying, scary, deadly, dangerous, darkness dragon?"

(Alderam) - "How many adjectives are you going to add to that sentence? Yes, I am the darkness dragon, but I haven't done anything evil unless you count destroying a cult and being married to an insane lady as evil. By the way, how are you so calm with a broken knee?"

(Charlie) - "Broken knee? AHHHH, MY KNEE IS BROKEN!"

(Alderam) - "STOP SCREAMING! How the hell are you still alive in this world?"

Charlie then begins to cry.

(Charlie) - "I'm so sorry I don't want to die yet, I don't even have a harem yet!

I'm close to changing my mind about letting this kid live. Not even for my sake, to save the world from his mind.

(Charlie) - "I have a cheat skill [Absurd Luck] which would have gotten me tons of bitches in the future. I thought being isekai'd would be cool, but I got outcasted like some of the protagonists for being an incompetent hero and, and, *sniff* I'm useless when it comes to being a hero. Now I have a broken knee, wet pants, and a life that's about to end!"

I sit down on two feet.

(Alderam) - "Let it out man, let it out."

(Charlie) - "Thanks for the emotional support man. Wait a second... AHHH you're the dragon!"

(Alderam) - "*Sigh* If I wanted to kill you, I would've done it already. So quiet down and tell me your story."

He then starts to tell me his entire life story starting from when he entered high school to now. It's crazy because he is a lot like I was. I would be considered a 'weeb' in my past life due to me reading manga, watching anime, and having a body pillow of Hatsune Miku.

(Alderam) - "Yes, I have no idea what you are talking about when it comes to this anime."

(Charlie) - "Yeah, I figured as much because you aren't from my world."

He has nowhere to go and I kind of gave him a broken knee on accident. He will probably die if I leave him here next to the tomb and the forest during the night with a broken knee. What would Hikari and Parthenia say if I brought a random kid into the cave?

I want to bring him back because he is the spitting image of me in high school. I understand what this kid went through to get to where he is and man does it suck to be treated like shit just because you like different things than other people.

It's getting dark out so I should probably get back before Hikari freaks out and destroys something, but I don't think she will be very mobile protecting our eggs.

(Alderam) - "You've got nowhere to go, right? How about I take you to my home and you can be there for a while because you will probably die if I left you here."

(Charlie) - "Well, I guess I have no choice at this point. Even though the Drurin empire says that you are terrifying, you're a pretty chill dude. You must've been through so much to get to where you are. How old are you anyway?"

It would probably not end well if I told him my real age so let us just add a few 0's.

(Alderam) - "I am 1000 years old at this point in time and yes, I've been through so much and it has felt as though it was 10 years... *ahem* get on."

I grab his shirt with my teeth careful to not get part of his shorts and put him on my back. Hey, I still have the mind of a human and that is just disgusting.

(Alderam) - "Just hold on, I'll go slower for you."

(Charlie) - "Why is 200 MPH slow!?"

*Charlie P.O.V.*

Who would've thought that this dragon is actually a pretty nice guy? I guess I am lucky that he not going to eat me, but help me instead.

(Alderam) - "By the way, call me Alderam, not beast or it. One piece of advice would be to be careful of my wife Hikari, she is scary, even to someone of my strength."

What is wrong with her? If he is chill, then she can't be all that bad...right?

(A/N - Oh, just you wait.)

*20 Minute Timeskip*

As we arrive at a giant mountain, I can't help but have my jaw drop at the sight of a majestic white dragon with elegant wings and... what is wrong with its eyes? Its eyes are furrowed and are shooting a glare at Alderam. I then hear a booming voice that would shatter anyone's' eardrums.

(Hikari) - "ALDERAM, YOU'RE LATE!"

(Parthenia) - "Don't touch mine treasure thou bitch!"

Nevermind, I'm totally screwed...

(end)

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