Rebirth of the National Male God

"Cough cough." Uncle Wu coughed twice again, and reluctantly continued according to the lines of the task card, "There is no difficulty in life since ancient times, and true love is better than gold and silver! Sister, if you give uncle today, uncle will be able to do it tomorrow." Let me cross you once! So... let's borrow money from uncle!"

"Yes! Actually, I really like you, Uncle. Let me tell you how much it is!"

Yo! Really willing to accept it! Netizens! Young girl paper Oh!

Ai Xuan kept blinking at Tai Shu Wu to make color.

The latter raised his chin proudly, and asked according to the content of the task card: "Not many, not many, one hundred..."

"One hundred yuan? Uncle, you are too down and out! All right, tell me your card number, and I will call you, but there is a condition!"

Uncle Wu, who turned one million into one hundred yuan, looked at the host with a helpless expression, and asked the next question, "What do you want me to do to lend it to me?"

"It's very simple!" The younger sister's tone changed, she changed her initial laziness and trembled with excitement, "From the first time I heard Uncle's voice, I knew that Uncle must be very handsome. It’s super cute, yours is this one!”

Wow! She was about to be confessed by her tender sister! ?

Everyone looked at Taishu Wu and thought he was really lucky!

However, Tai Shu Wu's expression changed, and he had a bad premonition.

The next sentence of the sister paper made his premonition come true, "Don't be more loving, uncle! So, uncle, do you still remember the Kiman I sent you? Follow the above uncle's shou and shoot me For a photo, I want the one who unbuttoned the shirt and shirt, is wearing shorts, and is shy to cry in front of the camera. It’s actually very simple! As long as you are willing to take a photo of me, the sisters will lend you two hundred immediately. The one that doesn’t have to be paid back!”

"Pfft!" In the auditorium, a spectator was the first to burst out laughing.

This was the beginning, and then more and more people couldn't help it, and there were more and more suppressed laughter.

"Huh? Uncle, you're a bit noisy over there, what's going on?" Fu Meizhi asked suspiciously.

Grand Uncle Wu said to the other end of the phone in a serious manner: "Uncle's body is priceless, and the photos cost more than two hundred yuan. In fact, what uncle wants to borrow is one million yuan!"

"Damn! Uncle, you're kidding me!" My sister was furious.

Grand Uncle Wu: "Uncle does not sell himself, that's it, hang up."

Without giving his sister a chance to say more inappropriate things, he hung up the phone.

"Hahahahahaha—!"

The laughter at the scene exploded immediately.

This scene was even hotter than what Sihuang had encountered before.

"The rotten sister paper, it really is the rotten girl paper, you didn't make any mistakes, uncle!" Ai Xuan stabbed Taishu Wu's chest with words.

Jiayun added a knife, "Jiman! Oh my God, uncle, you can just secretly make friends online, and watch Jiman! What did I find?"

Ai Xuan added two knives, "I can't even think about it. The netizens of Nenmeizhi still have Shushou! Fortunately, I also have researched in this field, and I know what Shushou is! It's too much for the little sister to position herself as Shushou. What do you think, uncle?"

Taishu Wu, who was asked, said cheekily: "She's just kidding, but she likes me too much."

"Pfft!" Ai Xuan said, 'Oh my God! Unexpectedly met the shocked expression of someone who is even more cheeky than Laozi', then cleared his throat, and did not continue to sarcasm Tai Shuwu, "Now let's count the scores, two points for the first two lines, but the last three Uncle Taishu didn’t ask any of these questions completely, so no points were added.”

Jiayun stretched out two fingers, "Uncle Tai's score in this game is two points!"

Uncle Wu looked up at the sky, a bit unable to accept the cruel reality, shook his head and walked back to his seat sadly.

The game continued, and with the experience of Si Huang and Tai Shu Wu, when it was Le Xian's turn to take the stage, he was obviously a little nervous.

"Don't be nervous, it's just for fun, everyone is very friendly." Jiayun comforted him.

Le Xian shook his head, "Even Sihuang and Senior Taishu are enlightened!"

His mobile phone was taken away by Jiayun, and it took three or four seconds to extract the task card. He took it out and looked at it first, and his expression froze immediately after reading it.

"It seems that Le Xian's luck is not very good?" Ai Xuan seemed to like this game, his tone sounded very excited, he took Le Xian's task card and faced the camera, "Wow! The luck is really not very good Yay, this task is too offensive!"

Si Huang looked sideways at the big screen.

I saw that Le Xian's mission was to deceive.

It's fine if it's a simple deception, but this so-called deception is simply swearing at people, the kind that scolds people badly.

"What should I do? Is Le Xian going to give up the mission?" Ai Xuan asked deliberately, and then said: "If you give up, you will definitely be the bottom of the four guests."

"No!" Le Xian took a deep breath, nodded to the two hosts, "Choose someone!"

There is a kind of determination like going to the guillotine.

This resolute appearance in a variety show game, coupled with Le Xian's red lips and white teeth, immediately attracted the attention of many people.

I don't know if he got it wrong unintentionally, or did he do it on purpose?

Either way, they passed the test successfully.

This time, Jia Yun was the one who chose the task, and she obviously didn't want to embarrass Le Xian too much. After searching in the phone book for a while, she found a person who noted 'Xiao Zhu'.

Le Xian's expression was obviously relieved, and he showed a kind and grateful smile to Jia Yun.

Jiayun gave him a wink.

This is common sense. The status of this person can be seen from the notes on the phone.

Little Zhu Ming seemed to be of a relatively low status, so he probably wouldn't take much revenge on him if he was tricked by Le Xian.

The phone call went through.

Xiao Zhu, who is Le Xian's assistant, wanted to cry without tears, holding her vibrating mobile phone, and under the stare of Le Xian's manager, sister Huan, she turned and went to answer the phone in the dark.

"Hello." After the little assistant got connected, he opened his mouth tremblingly and at the same time heard his amplified voice on the stage of the show, almost drunk.

He didn't know, he thought he had escaped the capture of the camera, but in fact he was discovered long ago, and secretly recorded this scene, including his expression.

"Xiao Zhu, how are you recently?" Le Xian resisted not turning his head to look at the assistant, but intentionally looked in the opposite direction, and looked at the task content displayed on the big screen.

"Okay! Very good!" the little assistant said.

Le Xian: "Don't lie to me, in fact, I already knew it, we are so familiar, if there is anything to hide from me."

The little assistant wiped his face, "It's nothing to hide from you." Get ready for an unwarranted disaster.