Rebirth of the National Male God

Kirin: I'm here.

As soon as this ID code appeared in the chat room, the chat room was instantly quiet.

Yoko froze in place.

Chat room interface, three seconds later.

Kirin: Speak.

Thunderstorm: Here!

Tornado: There!

Earth Bear: Yes!

One sentence exploded all the people in the chat room, and finally Yoko tapped the keyboard tremblingly.

Sunflower: ...in! [crying]

Sunflower: [Kneeling with a big expression] Head, please forgive me! Head, I know wrong! Head, I'm innocent, I'm normal, I'm absolutely normal sexual orientation!

The chat room was quiet, but Yoko's backstage received countless private chat messages, some with ellipses indicating speechlessness, some scolding him for being stupid, and some silently expressing silence for him. The performance of this group of good teammates made Yoko almost cry, returning the same sentence to everyone: If you don't help, I'll tell the truth! Dear teammates, let's go together with Daoshan Oil Pot!

Everyone: "..." No matter how cheerful and straightforward a person is on weekdays, it is quite terrifying to turn black.

Qin Fan, who was sitting in the garden of the Jinglan family, stared at the silent chat room silently. The reaction of these guys was clearly guilty of being a thief.

His long, thick fingers continued to type on the phone.

chatroom.

Qilin: Now what do I ask, what do you answer. Who dares to chat privately in secret, huh.

A group of IDs showed perfect discipline, lining up with the same answer: Report to the head, dare not!

Kirin: Do you know what picking up soap is?

Every soldier who logged in on a computer or mobile phone was shocked, and they all understood how Yangzi felt when he received Qin Fan's call, and they all answered in surprise: I know.

Kirin: Did you pick it up?

FUCKING-! Countless mythical beasts galloped past in each soldier's mind, wanting to cry without tears. Boss, you look down on us too much, don't you? What do you mean it's all picked up? We are the elite of the elite, and we are your soldiers! How can you look down on us so much! Uh... the focus is wrong! We're not picking up soap at all, okay? We are all normal pure men!

Then, Qin Fan saw the answers lined up neatly in the chat room again: Never picked it up!

He was silent for two seconds, copied and pasted the information found in Maodu into the chat room, and then asked the question again.

Kylin: [Paste large text content]

Kirin: Are there many in the team?

This time, everyone's answers were slow and not neat.

Earth Bear: This popular science is exaggerated, and there are not so many in the army.

Everyone sighed in their hearts: Xiongzi is doing well! The guts are fat enough! Dare to say it!

They didn't know the earth bear, that is, Guo Chengxiong knew more than them, and instantly thought of Si Huang's body, and had a bad premonition in their hearts.

Dadixiong: Head, don't worry, there is absolutely no one in our team, that is, Qingtianwa, who is white and clean, was bullied when he first came to the army.

Sunny Baby: Shut up!

Thunderstorm: Xiongzi is right, many of the troops are just joking, and they can't be serious when they say something dirty.

Sunflower: There is almost no such situation in the elite troops. Those with this aptitude are generally not selected for the elite troops. They are afraid of affecting the unity of the team.

Kirin: I'm hard on men.

At this moment, the soldiers in the chat room separated from different places just sprayed water, fell while walking, and fell on their backs while sitting on the chair. Only a few innocent eyes widened and approached the computer or mobile phone, thinking that Will not be blindfolded.

Guo Chengxiong in the central city once again carried the beam.

Earth Bear: Head, what did you see that man was hard?

Kirin: He takes a bath.

Guo Chengxiong thought he saw the naked body of Si Huang taking a bath.

Thinking of Si Huang's face, fair skin, and slender figure. Guo Chengxiong smacked his lips, if it was this kid, he might be prettier than a woman if he took it off!

No matter how beautiful it is, what is the use? A man is a man after all, and he must not let his head go down this road.

Guo Chengxiong previously gave Qin Fan a V blog and several e-books, one of which was called "Teach You How to Capture a Man's Heart", which was purely out of a playful joke mentality. will be deleted. I also believe that Qin Fan regards Si Huang as his younger brother. Who knows what this is going to happen today.

chatroom.

Earth Bear: That's right! Head, I think it must be that man is too good-looking, better-looking than a woman, that will make you have the illusion. Men are all visual creatures. Just looking at the face and upper body, if the face is beautiful enough and the skin is white enough, they can be regarded as a woman with poor breasts.

Kirin:  …

Qin Fan used the ellipsis because Guo Chengxiong thought too much. He didn't see the child's body at all, but only saw a face. Immediately, he thought again, it seemed right to say that, if he didn't see his body and his face, he would be more likely to be seen as a woman.

Guo Chengxiong thought that Qin Fan had been told by himself, and he continued to do so.

Earth Bear: Besides, you stay with all kinds of men every day. Qingtian is also quite handsome. Have you reacted to us?

Kirin: No.

Earth Bear: That's right! If you are, you should have been aware of your orientation long ago in this environment.

Qin Fan frowned. It seems to be the case.

Earth Bear: Head, in fact, I wanted to say it for a long time, you are 26, 7. Other men of this age never talk about getting married and having children, and they have definitely met a woman. You... have you been abstinent for too long?

Everyone who has been watching the screen secretly gave Guo Chengxiong a thumbs up again. powerful! too strong! As expected of a tech house!

Everyone was waiting, but after waiting for a few minutes, Qin Fan didn't get a reply. After checking it, he found that he had left the chat room.

As soon as Qin Fan left, the other people who were diving and peeping at the screen all bubbling.

Thunderstorm: Bear, do you know something?

Sunflower: ...Does this mean that I survived?

Tornado: Come out Xiongzi, come out Xiongzi, tell everything you know and don't kill!