Rebirth of America: The American Drama System

New York.

In a hotel.

"Eggplant~"

Ted's parents came over and they all had a dinner. Everyone sat together. At the reminder of the waiter, they all looked sideways at the camera and smiled, and a heartwarming picture was taken.

But after the flash went off, except for Owen and Barney, the smiles on everyone else's faces suddenly faded away.

Matthew frowned, worried about his graduation internship.

Lily's eyelids were clenched and she was drowsy. She was a kindergarten teacher and her school had recently canceled the lunch break, so she had to deal with a group of over-energetic children all day long. From time to time, she had to be pushed to second base by naughty children. She was really exhausted. .

Robin was talking fiercely to Ted's mother, one of the protagonists of the party, in a low voice.

Ted stared at his father and gritted his teeth at Barney and Owen: "I want to kill him, I must kill him!"

A waitress walked by carrying a dinner plate, and Ted's mother accidentally touched it. The stack of dinner plates crashed to the ground and broke into pieces.

"Oh, my God, honey, let me pick it up for you."

Ted's father immediately stood up and walked over with a look of pity on his face.

"Honey?!"

When Ted heard this, he immediately became furious. He walked over and yelled at his father: "The only thing you can call dear is your mother, who you have lived with for 30 years, not the barmaid last night, nor the clumsy person you are now." woman!"

"Did you tell Ted?"

Owen looked at this extremely familiar scene, and the Chinese version kept popping up in his mind. He couldn't help but shook his head and said to Barney who was watching the fun next to him.

"kindness."

Barney said casually: "Ted's father proposed to go to the McLaren Bar with me last night. I was surprised at first, but later it turned out that he is a good wingman."

"Nothing to be surprised about."

Owen smiled playfully and said, "You are so popular in this area."

Just kidding, there is a pirated version of Barney on the other side. He can make a fortune by doing scientific experiments and selling powerful pills every day, let alone a rich original version of Barney.

"That's true."

Barney twirled the wine glass in his hand, raised his head and smiled: "What a pity, Ted didn't learn any of his father's skills, otherwise we would be the Three Musketeers. Didn't you see Ted's father flirting at the bar last night? My sister’s method, tsk tsk, is definitely not a novice.”

"you are wrong."

Owen shook his head and smiled: "Ted is definitely his father's son. In fact, his methods of seducing women are more advanced than ours. We only seduced the body, but he seduced the heart."

"Ha~"

Barney was stunned, thought for a moment, and said, "Listen to what you said, it's true. He really can't blame me for being beaten by a woman!"

Owen looked at the looming palm print on the left side of Ted's face and sneered: "Of course I can't blame you. They say we are more romantic than Ted, but have we ever been beaten by a woman because of our romance?"

In this indulgent American world, being romantic is never a sin, it is just for each other, but if you are romantic at heart but pretend to be infatuated and deceive, that is a sin!

This was not the first time Ted had been beaten by a woman.

A few years ago, he had a girlfriend he had been dating for a long time. Ted's various behaviors made the girl feel that they were true love. But on the girl's birthday, Ted suddenly got tired of it, so he said to Matthew, "No." After saying "Don't delay her if you love her", he directly dialed the girl's home phone number and left a message to break up with her.

On the other end of the phone, the girl's relatives and friends were hiding in the dark, preparing to throw a surprise party for the girl. After hearing the breakup message left on the phone, they were all stunned.

Later, the girl suffered from depression and paid to learn fighting skills.

A few years later, when Ted was stimulated by Matthew and Lily's engagement and vowed to find his true love, he suddenly remembered that maybe one of the ex-girlfriends he had missed before was his true love.

So, Ted searched one by one and found the girl. When they met again, Ted felt that the girl was really hot, which made his heart flutter. And because of the unforgettable past, the girl fell in love with Ted's shameless and seemingly sincere pursuit. Next, the two date again.

When everything was on track and the girl had just come out of the terrible shadow of the past, Ted was tired of it again and proposed breaking up again on the girl's birthday on the grounds that the girl did not seem to be his real name, Goddess.

However, this time, at Lily's strong request, Ted did not choose to leave a message on the phone to break up, but met face to face. One can imagine the impact on the girl.

Fortunately, the girl's fighting skills that she had been practicing in recent years finally came into use. She pushed Ted to the ground and gave him a hard blow.

This kind of thing is not the only one!

And the slap mark on Ted's face now is attributed to Barney.

This starts with Ted rejecting Owen's proposal and choosing not to use the long-distance relationship artifact invented by Howard during his long-distance relationship with Victoria.

Ted was tired of the intense love he had with that girl, let alone a long-distance relationship with Victoria where there was no applause.

But after saying such big words as 'Victoria will be with us for a long time' in front of Owen and the others, Ted could only hold on.

As the saying goes in America: after two o'clock in the morning, the only thing you can do is go home and lie down in bed, otherwise something bad will happen.

Ted knew this saying, but did not abide by it. Robin called him and led him to Robin's apartment. Both of them were impulsive. In order to dispel Robin's applause concerns, Ted lied and said that he had broken up with Victoria. Unfortunately, Victoria's phone call exposed her.

This was embarrassing. Ted not only officially broke up with Victoria, but also annoyed Robin. Robin ignored Ted for several weeks.

And when everyone went to Robin's award ceremony, Robin asked her colleague to be the best male companion in order to anger Ted. At first, Ted repeatedly refused Barney's $500 offer to hire a cosplay paralegal's daughter-in-law. , but when Robin came with his male companion, he directly pulled the woman and started playing "love at first sight".

In the end, Robin sent his colleagues away, while Ted sent the 'branch girl' to the door of the suite, and talked to the other party about his mental mysophobia. It turned out that the woman Ted kept calling the 'branch girl' turned out to be a real one. As a paralegal, Ted was slapped by the other party as a matter of course.

"Ted, what's going on?"

Ted's mother couldn't help but be surprised when she saw Ted was so excited.

"Dad, you can tell yourself."

Ted said bitterly.

"All right."

Ted's father shrugged nonchalantly: "I fooled around with the waiter last night."

"oh."

Ted's mother responded very calmly.

"oh?!"

Ted was puzzled.

Ted's mother was shocked and immediately made an angry gesture: "I mean, oh!!! We should talk about this matter when we go back."

This attitude still did not satisfy Ted. Under Robin's reminder, Ted's mother finally told the truth, that is, they had divorced a long time ago.

"Ha, he did mention last night that he was divorced, but I forgot about it for a moment."

Barney tilted his head and said suddenly.

"I guess you drank too much."

Owen joked: "Otherwise, if you were asked to use your mobile phone to take a picture of Ted's father's cheating evidence, you would turn the phone upside down and take a selfie, and even make a scissor hand gesture."

"..."