Rakugo in Another World

Hey, it's a treat!Thank you so much!

Kisaragi was impressed by everything that her husband had given her, and it seemed really delicious.

No, I'm glad you're so happy.Yeah, I'm glad you reacted.No matter what you say, "This is my first time.It's delicious. "Even here, it's worth entertaining. "

Yeah, my husband nods to his satisfaction.But the next time I raised my face, I peeked at a slightly painful expression.

Compared to that, the bamboo that lives behind it.He's not good.You know Yoshi-san, don't you?

Yeah, I know.What's wrong with the bamboo?

"Oh, he's just the opposite of you who'll be happy with everything.Whatever you eat, you just complain that it tastes good and that the rice is hard to cook.Sometimes I put out something unusual and said, "That's all I know.I ate it before.Hee, it can't be helped. "

As the story of bamboo progresses, her husband's face becomes more and more distorted as if he had chewed off a bitter bug.

"How about this?" I know.Heh, it can't be helped. "How about that one?" I know.I used to eat it. Heh, it can't be helped. "You're a liar, but you know it.He's not cute at all.It's not worth entertaining.Your reaction is better than that. [M]Anything "first time, delicious".That might be a little bit chatty, but this one feels good. "

That said, the husband slapped his hands on his knees and looked back and smiled.

Now, let me entertain you more.Anything else?Hey, do something to Ki-san. "

My husband calls out to the girl in the kitchen.But I realized there was something strange about the kitchen.

What's wrong?Make a scene over there. Is something wrong?Do you have any food?That's probably because it's a kitchen.What kind of noisy food is that?

"Come on, Damaya! What's next?What kind of noisy food is that?

Soon the princess will be fine.

In contrast, Damaya leaned softly and murmured as she thought.

"It's 'tofu'...."

"Touf? What's that?

"'Tofu' is' tofu '.The rotten "tofu" comes out just like the original "dust and dick".... "

Damaya says with remorse.

"Stay the same? What's going on with the script you wrote?

"In the script... it's Hannabald's Egg."

Hannyabad is a strange bird that lives in the terminal.

"The Hannyabad Egg."It's delicious. "

"Yeah... the script says... no, I wrote it to bring the rotten guy from the Hannyabad Egg."

"The rotten Hannyabad eggs... they smell awful again."

The princess flatters her straight face.

"Yes, it would be easier for the inhabitants of this world to understand than the rotten 'tofu' ones that don't exist in the terminal..."

"Then why didn't you expect that?Isn't Ipk going to listen to anything you say?Yeah, you just slapped me in the mouth.And why do you think it's a toff?

Damaya finally cried out in tears as she pursued the princess relentlessly.

"Because even if I say it in the other world version, it will come off!!Oh, that's settled!Completely, Ichifuku-sama is doing it like a "chicken"!!

"Kihahaha!! What are you talking about?What's "mon"? "

"Why! Why is Ichifuku-sama not trying to change the slang!!

Damaya bites her teeth as she cries.The princess pointed at it and smiled.

"Kihahaha!! I don't know.It feels good, Damaya!

Zinda-Spring, who looked at the interaction without moving a single expression, calmly analyzed the situation and arrived at a single inference.

- Oh, Princess, aren't you laughing now?

"Damaya, I'm going to listen to Ipk's dialogue with you."

"No, please don't do this anymore...."

"Fufufu, what are you talking about?Brown, don't block your ears, don't turn your back.... "

She sandwiched Damaya's face like she was tired of turning away and forced herself to face.

And wait for my husband's next conversation with a serious expression.

It's a woman. What the hell is going on in there?... eh, is the tofu rotting?

"Tofu!! Hahaha.Good for you, Damaya, that's the first right answer!Come on, "iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiNow let's be happy!!

"I'm not happy..."

"Kihahahahaha!!

No doubt. The princess was laughing.Kahahahaha, looks like it's going to be so much fun.Point to Damaya.

"Um, Jinda-sama.... isn't the princess laughing?

Likewise, Nanase, who noticed the incident, secretly talks to Zinda-Spring.

"Oh, you're laughing."

"Very naturally, you have the most lovely smile."

"Oh, Lord Damaya is crying."

"Hmm...."

Beautiful girl who makes a middle-aged man cry more than twice as far away.

The situation was somewhat unusual, but the princess's smile was shining like the sun.

Well, that's what I'm talking about.

Klein nodded loudly that she was good at it.

"What do you mean, Master Klein?

Nanase asks.

"I mean, the princess is a de S."

"Dos?

"Yeah."

Klein shook his head vertically.

"Yes, Princess Dos.That's why Damaya is laughing when she sees how she leaves all the rakugo. "

"I see... Are you saying that the symptoms have fallen into bumps?But that smile... is it healthy?

"That's...."

Nanase's honest doubts clogged Klange's words.

It was obviously refracting as a scenario in which an old girl laughed.

Moreover, the girl is a princess of a nation.

From the standpoint of valuing elegance and style, I was unable to answer Klein as to whether such distorted preferences were allowed.

Zinda-Spring opens his mouth like a rescue ship to such a clan.

"Now, as Nanase said, laughter is all about people.Some people like royal roads, others like a little twisted smile.Some people will like a shitty waste that no one laughs at.Then it's only natural that even people with painful middle-aged acquaintances should exist.Only the princess likes people's misfortune... that's not why.Well, I just want to believe that.However, what I can assure you now is that the princess is showing a smile from the heart.That would be an unshakeable fact. "

Zinda-Spring nodded forcefully without changing his expression.

"No wonder Ichifuku-sama didn't change her rakugo because of that...In that case, not only the princess's laughter, but also Damaya's temperamental character will be expected to be manipulative... how many masters will she read... "

When Damaya read the terminal script of "Dust and Dick", she grew up trying to show a good place in front of the princess and started explaining it with a good face.

By deliberately removing it, Damaya is humiliated and invites the princess to laugh.

If it's all a blissful drawing...

Klein can't hide his surprise in the wisdom of Ikkoku as if he could see through everything.

"Cla, that's a little different."

Racca denies the opinion in a light tone.

"No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

"Ipk's husband doesn't do such a bad hobby that he deliberately despises people.As for the connection between the current princess and me, I'm sure the lackeys are doing it on their own. "

"Lacgo did it on his own?

Crane has no idea what that word means.

"No, I don't know.I thought maybe that's what this is about.... "

Racca herself doesn't seem to have any intention of explaining herself well.

"Well, that's another story.It's about my husband. I wonder why my husband is doing lacrosse in his old world... I've never done lacrosse, but I wonder why he's been training there for years?

"Yeah, I'm good at that.Of course it is. "

"Until now, I've been adapting it to" Different World Rakugo "every time.Raccoons tailored to unfamiliar foreign cultures.I mean, I'm not an expert, am I, like, holding a sword and fighting with my left hand?No, but I'm still the strongest.I mean, I thought I could say the same thing to my husband. "

Nanase was a little surprised at Racca's explanation.

"I somehow understand what the brave man is saying.But the sword and Lacgo are another story...After all, it doesn't make sense if we don't understand how easy it is to do the lacquer in the world where Yipk-sama originally lived.If you go alone, you won't be able to follow customers. "

Luca nods honestly to the opinion.

"That's right. But how did the guests react?You're not as stupid as you've ever been.

"... that's for sure."

Luca was right.Customers are fully adapted to "dust and tea".

"And I told you to come back alone, right?Then I'll ask you something, young lady.What do you mean, "Tofu"?

"Touf, right? White made by consolidating the soybean squeeze, put in miso soup, tofu...!!!

Nanase stunned too much there.

I answered naturally.

Tofu does not exist in the terminal.Miso soup, too.

There's not even another word for "tofu."

There are no foods with similar manufacturing methods.

This is the first word I heard from ICHIBUKU's mouth earlier.

But there was already tofu in Nanase's head.

It's like steaming a teacup earlier.No, now Nanase can understand what tofu is without having to play ICHIBUKU eating.

Lucca looks at Nanase with a mixed smile.

"Hey? I mean, this is what my husband meant.This is Lacgo, no - it's a rakugo.It's a blessing. "

People, people, culture and culture mix.They overlap and connect.

Ichiboku's rakugo has connected dwarf to elf, tricks to magic, and brave men to the past.

It was the original story that failed in the cultural paradox "Kome".Now, the culture of "rakugo" is steadily beginning to take root in the terminal.This means that the barrier between actors and spectators is getting lower.I feel familiar with rakugo and know it's interesting.I know it's great.Even words you've never heard or don't understand won't cause a rejection so easily.There is no way a man sitting in front of his eyes can put himself in front of him.Then I will seriously listen and see that you understand.

As a result, the customer's consciousness transcended the world, transcended cultures, learned about white chrysanthemum, learned about sashimi, and learned about steaming tea bowls.

It's no miracle or nothing.

It was a master's business that made possible a relationship of trust with the terminal that ICHIBUKU built into authenticity and through art.

"That husband. He pretended to look at us like it was a" different world raven, "and actually took us slowly to his own world.In other words, the terminal is in the middle of being invaded in a progressive fashion by a human being who has come from a different world and is a "housekeeper". "

Lucca laughed joyfully from the bottom of her heart.

- Hey, Prophet.What a messiah.Did this happen to you?

It also plays rakugo by converting rakugo into a different world (terminal) version.

Playing rakugo of another world (Japan) at the terminal is also a rakugo of another world.

It is the path through which Rakuten Ichifuku passes, that is, the rakugo of other worlds.

Now he's proving it with one of his tricks.

"And then the princess.The princess may be laughing at Damaya now, but she'll take it and turn it all upside down, turning it into her own laugh.I guess that's what it's called. "

Racca says, putting together a long leg and watching the battle of the blessed in the high throne.

Wow, this is true.Tofu is rotting.... the mold grows, mixes with red and yellow, and is poisonous.This is what happens when tofu rots.Because I left it in the water store for a long time, at all.Wow!! It stinks!!!My nose is turning!!Hey, Ki-san. Look at this, it's a rotten tofu... "

My husband stares at me and shows me the rotten tofu plate.

Then Kisaragi said with her eyes shining.

Tofu rotted... for the first time!

Do you want to eat!?Don't be ridiculous. "

The laughter rises. The previous tendon worked beautifully.

Alright, throw this away.... no, no, no. "

When I was about to say to the midwife, I realized that my husband had two things to say.

No, this might work....

Do you use it? What the hell do you use it for? Like this.It's rotten.It smells terrible!?

No, no, my husband waves his hand to the left and right to answer.

It means that you might be able to use this to trick the bamboo guy.

Bamboo?Do you want to rub it?

My husband continues to talk to Pin and Koji.

Now, when I say that this rotten tofu is a specialty, Ki-san.What do you think he's gonna say?

That's what bamboo says.You'll say, "I know, I ate it before... Ah, I see."

Kisaragi finally understands what her husband is saying and makes a pleasant expression.

Put this on bamboo... that's interesting!Let's do it!

"Oh, just because it's too colorful.Let's do a little work.Add a little soy sauce and stir it up... wow, that really stinks...All right, let's make this messy... and then poison it with plum dried dried plums and horseradish...Put this in some fine box.Hey, what's up, Kiryu's Box?

As soon as I told the lady, I brought a wooden box.

Alright, I'll put this in this box and write my name on the table.Well, what do we do with the name of this rotten tofu guy?Yoshi-san, do you have a good name?

That's right......

Kisaragi thinks with her arms together.

Then I heard the sound of a sandwich line from the second floor of my husband's house.

Ah, you can hear the sound of the sandwich line.Oh, your daughter's practicing?Hmm. Dim, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick.What about "chicken and chicken"?

"Chicken pussy"?That's a good name. "

My husband agrees immediately.

"Bamboo guy, I heard he went to Nagasaki recently.Okay, it says "Nagasaki specialty chicken and chicken"... no, "Nagasaki specialty chicken and chicken."Because he's cohesive. "

Slashless, my husband made me run the brush.

"Hey, then, someone go a little further back and fetch the bamboo!Yoshi-san, stay hidden in your room and watch. "

Hee!

When Kisaragi hides, the bamboo comes after a while.

Wow Aidan-san.Here we are. Anyway, she said it's her birthday today.How old are you?Fifty-six? Oh, I can't help it.It's my birthday, and there's really nothing I can do about it.Besides, celebrating at least fifty milestones on the 60th anniversary of the Chinese New Year's Day... is not enough. "

I came in early, and it was an unbelievably normal attitude.

"... at all. I knew he was rude."

A husband who frowns, but talks to the bamboo again.

Well, maybe you're right.But I thought I'd have a treat today.Look, I got a drink called "Shiraiku". "

"White chrysanthemum"??Oh, my God!

Tell her to deform her face and throw up the bamboo.

Neither Kisaragi nor my husband.The customer reacts with * giggle * to Ichifuku's facial trick, which performs the disgusting role of others.

Well, do you know "white chrysanthemum"?

I know!That's what women and children drink!Sweet, sweet liquor sold by name only.How can you say that with confidence... I can't help it!!

The bamboo sharpens its mouth and brings down "white chrysanthemum" in pieces.

"... yes, then it might not suit your mouth.Let me lower it.

When my husband said so, the bamboo gently lifted its palm and stopped it.

No, no, but it's a corner celebration.If Tatsu-san really wants you to drink it, I can't help it.Let's have a drink.

When I lowered my hips with arrogance, I poured "white chrysanthemum" into the vessel and started drinking.

Uhiahh! Sweet!Oh, that's sweet.No, I know.I've drunk it before.I know this is sweet.... "

Close your mouth to the vessel again and drink.

Wow!! It's already sweet.It's sweet... I can't drink it.Goku goku..... "

With that said, I drank Gokugoku and "Shiraiku" at once, and put the vessel on the table.

Sweet! Sweet!

"What you're saying is completely different from what you're doing."

My husband bursts in with a stupid face.

Well then, how about sashimi next?I have sea bream.There are also steamed teacups and eels.What do you say we eat it?

The next moment my husband said that, the bamboo squeaks and distorts his face and screams.

Sea bream? No way!!Eel and steamed teacups?Well, I've eaten it many times and I know it.I'm so tired of eating!Ah, if you ask me what a treat is... I'm really disappointed!!

She sighed loudly as she shook her neck sideways.

"This guy, he's not a freak...I know, I know, I don't know, but I'm good at telling things.It looks just like Damaya...I want to kill you right now..... "

The princess looks at the bamboo and complains in frustration.That look has no smile.But I'm completely emotional.In other words, it is obsessed with rakugo.

And Damaya was afraid and trembling by herself by the word "death sin", which was said to have been taken.

I know all this stuff and I've eaten it before.Damn! You know what, Dan-san?If you call me, it's more rare.Is there anything delicious about it?Yeah? "

Waiting for the words, my husband's eyes glittered.

Oh, there was something just right.No, but it's bamboo.... I don't think you know this either. "

Bamboo is tickled with self-esteem and confrontation by her husband who smiles so well.

Well, I don't know.Well, I know most things.

I wonder.No, it's a Nagasaki specialty... do you know it? "

Bamboo responds sensitively to the word "Nagasaki."

"Nagasaki! I was there until the other day!Hahaha! I'm fine with this.I know everything about Nagasaki.Yes, it's okay! Please say anything.

Well, then you must know.Actually, it's Nagasaki's specialty "Chitto Tei-chan".... "

"Chitto Techin"!!Oh, I know!

The bamboo shook its neck wide and vertically without any doubt.

You know what?

I know!Hey, you got it.That's one of the delicacies!

"Do you like it?

I love it!

"Do you want to eat?

Please take it!!

The audience is already watching the two with a giggle.I can't help looking forward to what bamboo will look like after this.

"Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.I didn't even know that "Chitto Tei-chan" was a rotten tofu guy...Ahahah, it's going to be a terrible time for you... to close your eyes. "

The princess is also delighted and excited from the bottom of her heart.She has a lovely and sweet smile like a fairy.

This is it.

My husband puts a box of tongue in front of a bamboo bamboo, which he has a lady bring politely.

Reading the words written on the box, the bamboo nodded as if it were.

"" Nagasaki's Famous Original Chicken "!... no, this is real.It says "main house" on fakes.This is the Original.Yeah, it's real. Well, when I was in Nagasaki, I was a little clumsy in the morning, noon and evening.Oh, I miss it. You got it well.

"Morning, noon and evening?It's amazing again. "

My husband answers with a desperate laugh.

"If you haven't heard of it, it's a wizard's exclusive patent.He used to say poison herb was a legendary medicinal herb, and he'd been out of status for a week. "

No more talking about that.

"Hahahahaha"

In the tavern, a sorcerer is teased by a fellow man in an episode that follows a rakugo.

The princess also listened to the conversation with pleasure.

Well then, let's have it right away.

Bamboo put his hand on the box and opened the lid.

--The next moment.

"I'm looking forward to it... Guaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Bamboo glanced and screamed.

As soon as I saw the reaction, the guests and the princess were waiting for me, and I was delighted to raise my hands.

"Hahaha!!! Look at that face!!Your eyeballs are popping!Oh, my God!

"Oops! What is this smell?!Like hell... no, this stink of hell is even warm!?

Looking at the bamboo, which was astonished at the smell, her husband asked strangely.

"Hey, what's up, bamboo?It's like the first time you've seen it, isn't it?You know dust and dick, don't you?

Ha...... no

The bamboo returns to me in that word.

"Ahh... ahh, ahh, I know.Even if you know.Yeah, no, first of all, enjoy this dust with your eyes.Then I feel tingling!!And tears will come out... ugh.And after that, this is how it feels to have fun with your nose!!Khhhhhhh!!!Kusaaaaaaaaaaaa!!Kuiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

But I still can't beat the smell.The bamboo screams again and rolls around with its nose pressed.

What are you rolling around on the floor for?I'm sure you do.Eat quickly.

No...... Ah, yes.Hey, I'm a little hungry today, so I'll eat when I get home.I'll take this with me.Okay, goodbye.

"Hey, wait a minute."

Tadano-san calls out for a bamboo bamboo that opens its lid and holds a box of kiryu to the side.

No, no, I've never had this chicken before.I don't really know how to eat it.In order not to be ashamed when they let me out elsewhere, I would like to know this on the occasion.I definitely want you to tell me that you know a lot about chicken. "

Is that so?

Oh, please.I can only ask you to do this knowledgeably. "

Yeah...... Well, then, there's no choice.Why would Dan-san say that?

My husband asked me not to refuse the pride of bamboo.

Yeah, well. Like before, this tingle will first be enjoyed with your eyes... with your nose.That was demonstrated earlier, so is that enough?

"Wow, eyes and nose...Yeah, I guess I should just roll around with a strange voice.So, after you had fun with your eyes and nose?Of course...?

"Of course. I'm going to enjoy it with my mouth..."

That said, the bamboo grips the chopsticks with a trembling hand and pinches the edge of the dust.

Everyone in the tavern is completely visible.The rotten tofu on the tip of the fan - dust and chin.

"Haaahhhhh... ugugh.Haaahhhh... ngugggg "

Bamboo tries to carry it into his mouth many times, but his face runs away from his chopsticks without noticing the smell.

Uh-oh......

But when you get here, you have to eat whatever you want.

The delicate bamboo presses its face against it as it flees with its left hand without holding anything.

Slowly, chopsticks approach your mouth.

Uhiaahh......!!

The right hand holding the chopsticks, this time the left hand grabbed and stopped.

It was a rebellion on the left hand.

Your right hand is trying to put dust and dick in your mouth, and your left hand stays there until you die.

Attack and defense of the right and left hand.

Vainglorious in the right hand. The left hand was fighting in front of the bamboo, representing the defensive instinct.

Right, left, right, left.

As you approach the face of the bamboo, keep away, keep away and get closer.

Those eyes are soaked in imminent fear.

"Ah... ahh... ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!Don't come!!

What have you been doing since before?

My husband looks at the defense in an astonishing manner.

Now, let's eat it quickly.

Uuuuuu......

Husband pushed me and finally hunted me down.

Ere.........................................................................................................................................................................................................

And finally, I carried Pacli and Chi to my mouth.

"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The bamboo rolls around, screaming out loud.

And the guests were glad to clap their hands.

Of course, the princess was also very pleased.

"Ahahahaha!!Happy and happy, you asshole!!'Cause I know him so well!Hahaha!

A guest who saw the crowd pointed his elbow at him and said.

"Hey, that... that's a princess, isn't it?

Oh?

The man with him glanced at the girl who was banging her hand and laughing, and looked back at the man who asked and waved his hand to the side with a smile.

"No way! My princess is laughing so funny.Even so... she's such a cute girl. "

"Yeah, I'll call you later."

5jmj6pam1jgmt2jjmdg3Na4nine......!!!

"Hey, are you okay?Bamboo?

A husband who is worried about the boulder and shouts at the bamboo rolling around with a strange voice.

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Are you okay? Hey, drink this water!

Grab water from your husband and put it in your mouth.

GokkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkHah, hah, hah, hah "

He exhaled loudly and finally regained his calm.

"Are you okay, bamboo? How'd it go?

With a look of anguish, Bamboo answers her husband's question.

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Isn't it delicious!

My husband burst into it unexpectedly.

Well, that would be a big deal if you could keep your heart up so far.

At last, my husband was impressed.

And finally, my husband asks.

"So, bamboo. What kind of flavor is that?Tell me. "

Taste? Yes, that's right.... "

Bamboo thought a little and hit her hand and replied.

It's just a rotten taste of tofu.

As Ichifuku lowered his head, a cracking applause enveloped the tavern.