Raiders of Abuse Scum

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Pushing open the door of the dormitory, what greeted him was the fat man's stinky heels covered with melon seeds. If it was normal, Han Shuo would definitely cross the river made of melon seeds without changing his face, ignore the fat man's stinky feet, and calmly go back own territory.

But today is different. Today there is Jiujiu. Who is Jiujiu? She is an old antique who has lived for thousands of years. Although she looks soft and weak and has no deterrent power, who knows if she has a big move? , just like the **oss in online games, the more harmless the appearance, the more dangerous, what if she gets upset and puts a big move on the children in their dormitory?

The boy Han Shuo was deeply sad, and felt that he had become an old lady~

The daytime doesn't understand the darkness of the night, and the fat man doesn't understand Han Shuo's melancholy. He grinned, revealing a leek on his front tooth. Han Shuo couldn't bear to turn his head away. Damn, there are women here, can you please let me know? the**~

"Did you sleep well last night? I specially chose a place for you where you can bask in the moon~" Fatty slapped Han Shuo, and half of Han Shuo's shoulders collapsed in an instant. Such a strong effort is the rhythm to kill him~

"Get out~" Thousands of words merged into one word.

"I'll go! I'm so angry, I deserve to be unable to find a girl~" The fat man scratched his feet and returned to the computer desk to continue playing games after muttering a few words.

Han Shuo turned his head and looked at Jiujiu who was looking at his dormitory expressionlessly, and fell into deep thought. Nima's Jiujiu really feels sorry~

"Your dormitory stinks, the people in your dormitory are boring, and the people in your dormitory are very~" A series of parallel sentences pushed Han Shuo to the ground, and he couldn't pick it out.

Before Han Shuo calmed down, the fourth child in the dormitory ran naked from the bathroom. Han Shuo instantly had the urge to mosaic the important parts of the fourth child. Yes, you dare to walk the bird~)~

"His figure is not as good as yours, and he is not as tall as you, so don't feel inferior~" Jiujiu consciously interpreted Han Shuo's depressed expression as inferiority complex, patted Han Shuo on the shoulder comfortingly, sat down in front of Han Shuo's computer, and skillfully turned it on , Go to QQ, download the game, the action is done in one go, without pause in the middle, Han Shuo was instantly depressed.

Nima, you are sure that you are a ghost hundreds of years ago and not just died. You are so proficient at playing computers~ this is unscientific~

try{mad1('gad2;} h(ex){} What's even more unscientific is that the children in the dormitory turned a blind eye to the unmanned computer with the faint white light. open up~

"Isn't it just that you don't wear underwear~ As for dying or living?" The fourth child patted Han Shuo's shoulder,

I understand your expression on your face, "I know, you are inferior and yours is not as good as mine, but this thing is born, so I can't be envious~"

Han Shuo's face turned green~

Nima, discussing the right and wrong of this in front of women, what about your shame, your outlook on life, and your values~ Fourth child, you have fallen~

As the only woman in the dormitory, Jiujiu expressed no pressure. She turned her head and glanced at Han Shuo's lower body calmly, then glanced at the fourth's lower body, and said, "Your is longer than his~"

Han Shuo burst into tears instantly, Nima, are you still a woman, even if you are a ghost, is it appropriate to be so self-sufficient~ Is it appropriate~

Jiujiu didn't understand Han Shuo's inner rush all the way, and calmly read the gossip, except that there was a fat man's country scolding "I'm stupid, who the hell is downloading things, the Internet speed is so slow, is the third child you~ "

The third child who was checking the information was also shot while lying down, raised his head silently, gave the fat man a resentful look, and then silently turned off the computer to show his innocence.

Fatty, who thought that the Internet speed would be better after the third child turned off the computer, became depressed again. Even without the third child, the Internet speed is still very slow. Even opening a webpage is like an old cow pulling a cart. computer, lay dead on the bed.

Han Shuo turned his head to look at Jiujiu, the culprit that slowed down the Internet speed. Jiujiu expressed no pressure on the fat man's resentment, and continued to play the game in his own way, and even chatted very well with a netizen named "White Snake, you don't know how to love" High, looking at the rapidly scrolling screen, instead of popping out a bunch of little roses, Han Shuo felt that the world was crazy.

Facts have proved that there is no worst, only worse. During the meal, Han Shuo bought five dishes under Jiujiu's instructions with a constipated expression on his face, and they were all meat, braised pork, potato stew, braised chicken nuggets, Cold pork ears, braised beef, in an instant, Han Shuo's meal card lost 20, leaving only a decimal plus a 2 to laugh at the madness of the whole world.

At Jiujiu's strong request, Han Shuo took two pairs of chopsticks and two bowls, and put them on a table for two.

try{mad1('gad2;} h(ex){} The fat man who came to eat with Han Shuo was not happy anymore, his face was wrinkled into a ball, his eyes that were already small were even smaller, like a star in the sea Little grain of sand, I can't see it~

"Second, what do you mean? You, if you don't want to eat with me, just say it. As for such a smug person~" The fat man pouted, looking like you are ruthless and unreasonable, but the length is lower than the average level, and there is no will The original resentment was expressed, but it seemed extra joyful, so Jiujiu smiled very appreciatively~

Han Shuo covered his face, he didn't know this guy, you're so shameless, do your parents know that you're so shameless, you're the only one, the only one~

"You can't make it through~" Fatty put a large portion of braised beef noodles on the table, and the rice bowl and table made a bang sound due to the force interaction, which is very deterrent, if you don't look at Fatty's face~

"It's not over." Han Shuo shook his head, what a joke, what to do if Jiujiu is swollen in the past, if Jiujiu is unhappy, it will be you, fat man, and Han Shuo rejected the fat man with righteous words in the name of thinking about his roommates .

But Han Shuo's action has another meaning in the eyes of the fat man. I just dislike you and don't want to sit with you. How about it, bite me, bite me~

The overcompensated fat man was aggrieved and took the braised beef noodles back to the window to buy food to pack, and gave Han Shuo a look like you were waiting for me, and walked away.

Han Shuo~I am innocent~

After watching Fatty and Han Shuo's true performances, Jiujiu calmly picked up a piece of beef with chopsticks and brought it to his mouth, chewed and commented, "It's a bit old~"

Han Shuo...

"Why are you able to eat? What do they do when they see it?" Han Shuo belatedly realized that they were in the canteen now. What is the most indispensable thing in the canteen is not food, but people. Where there are people, there are Jianghu , where there are rivers and lakes, there are legends, and where there are legends, Nima, as a ghost, you dare to eat so blatantly, you are going against the rhythm of the sky.