Zombie: Disciple of Uncle Nine, Kill Shi Jian at the Beginning

Jingjing, Master Yixiu, Taoist Master Simu is back, Jiale... What the hell... Could it be such a coincidence?

I just want to avoid my aunt, do you want to play like this?

Of course, Lin Shiqi was actually just thinking about it. After all, he had no interest in the royal zombie in Uncle Zombie, especially after the meritorious deeds in the nine directions and ten places of the underworld and the coffin forest. He was really not interested.

But if Daoist Qianhe can be rescued, he will be very interested.

Thinking of this, Lin Shiqi smiled apologetically at Jingjing, then quickly walked up to her, and said, "Master, are you...just coming back?"

The four-eyed Taoist looked at Jingjing behind Lin Shiqi with strange eyes, and said in a loud voice: "Tsk tsk, little Shiqi, what do you want my uncle to say about you? There are Tingtings in Renjia Town There are two with Xiaoli, when will there be another one?"

As soon as these words came out, Jingjing, who was just about to say hello to the four-eyed Taoist priest, blushed with shame, and then ran away covering her face with a bang.

Lin Shiqi looked at Taoist Priest Simu dumbfounded: "What is it? Her name is Jingjing, and she is a new apprentice of Master Yixiu. I also came here with Master Yixiu this time."

The face of the four-eyed Taoist priest sank, and he frowned and said, "That great monk is back too? Bad luck!"

Regarding this sentence, Lin Shiqi curled his lips directly. It was still the same sentence. This is the love and hatred between the two of them. No one else can intervene. Let them solve it by themselves.

The four-eyed Taoist priest naturally knew this, so he changed the subject directly after he finished speaking, and walked towards the dojo with Lin Shiqi's shoulders: "Little Shiqi, I have to spend more time with my uncle when I come back this time." Is it okay to stay for a few days?"

"No, I plan to stay with you for four days, and then go with you, uncle." Lin Shiqi shook his head in response.

As soon as these words came out, the four-eyed priest froze for a moment, his eyes full of doubts.

Lin Shiqi had already guessed the reaction of the four-eyed priest, and explained the situation in Renjia Town with a helpless expression.

As expected, when he heard that Aunt Cane had killed Jiushu Yizhuang, Daoist Simu couldn't hold back and burst out laughing. Even though he didn't see it, he could still guess what was in the Yizhuang now. Happening.

After all, when they were studying art in Maoshan, Aunt Cane often ran to Uncle Jiu's residence, and almost every time she was in a hurry, she had to ask the master to stop it.

Although there are more Qiusheng and Wencai in Yizhuang now, Daoist Simu doesn't think that those two guys can stop Aunt Zhi's madness.

"Tsk tsk, it seems that a good thing is coming for senior brother this time, no, I have to prepare a gift for senior brother."

Hearing the words of the four-eyed Taoist priest, Lin Shiqi was taken aback, and then said with a strange expression: "Master, are you sure that if you give Master a gift, Master will not beat you?"

Four-eyed Daoist: "???"

Hmm... isn't it impossible?

Thinking of this, Daoist Simu hurriedly made a haha, revealed the matter, and forcibly changed the subject: "Okay, let's talk about it when the time comes, you said you will get married in six days? So this time you are specially Come here and invite me?"

Lin Shiqi was slightly stunned, and then nodded quickly. Originally, he was still thinking about how to explain the reason why he came here to Priest Simu, but now it's all right, Priest Simu directly made up such a reasonable reason for him Explain, can he still throw it away if he doesn't continue?

Just kidding, he's out of his mind again.

Seeing Lin Shiqi nod his head, Taoist Master Simu was immediately satisfied. He didn't expect this nephew to travel hundreds of miles from Renjia Town to invite him to the wedding. Well, this nephew didn't say anything.

For this, Lin Shiqi had to prepare a big wedding present.

While talking, the two also brought a group of walking corpses into the dojo, and the four-eyed Taoist shouted Jia Le's name twice, but did not get any response. In an instant, the four-eyed Taoist only felt his old face All burned up.

"Damn! This Jiale!" Daoist Simu gritted his teeth and grunted twice, then walked to the door ghostly, stretched out his hand to scrape his tongue, and gently poked open the paper on the door.

When he saw Jiale sleeping inside, his face darkened instantly, and he sneered, "Dead Jiale, I let you watch the door, you dream of Duke Zhou? See how I will deal with you!"

As he said that, he ignored Lin Shiqi, went straight to the firewood pile next to the house, and picked up a lot of sticks, but just as he picked them up, a stick fell to the ground with a snap, and then several A wooden stick fell down with a crackling sound.

"???" Lin Shiqi looked at the Taoist priest with four eyes in astonishment, and opened his mouth. At this time, he had sensed that Jia Le in the house had woken up, but he didn't know how to remind the Taoist priest with four eyes .

When passing by Lin Shiqi, the priest with four eyes glanced at him and said in a low voice, "Don't talk!"

Lin Shiqi opened his mouth to speak, but then he didn't care about it, whatever, it's a matter between you master and apprentice anyway, and...seeing a famous scene with your own eyes again, this feeling...seems not bad? !

At the same time, Jia Le also looked through the hole above the door, watching the four-eyed Taoist outside handing wooden sticks to the walking corpses.

After a few breaths, the four-eyed Taoist finally finished dividing the sticks, then lit a talisman, walked to the front of the walking corpse and said: "Heavenly spirit (cifh) spirit, earth spirit spirit, walking corpse has spirit, walking corpse If you have sex, hit me when you hear it, beat me up when you hear it, I'm ordering you, listen to my order..."

After doing this, he threw out the unburned charm in his hand, pondered for a moment, and felt that it was not safe, he picked up a ceramic pot from the side, supported it with the pot cover and walked to the front of the walking corpse, saying: "First try it."

As he spoke, he squatted down in front of the walking corpse, and suddenly yelled 'Oops'. In no time, more than a dozen walking corpses smashed down the wooden sticks in unison.

Lin Shiqi was stunned, and even Master Yixiu and Jingjing next door ran out when they heard the movement, but when they saw the four-eyed Taoist priest and the walking corpse, they simply shut their mouths.

"That... Uncle Master..." Lin Shiqi still couldn't bear to be beaten by Uncle Master in the end, and kindly opened his mouth to remind him.

But Simu Taoist raised his hand to stop him before he finished speaking, and said through gritted teeth: "If I don't teach Jia Le a lesson today, how can I trust him to hand over my house in the future? Seventeen, just watch... ..."

Before he finished speaking, he had already entered the room with the walking corpse.

Lin Shiqi shook his head dumbfounded, well, it has nothing to do with me if you want to be beaten yourself, forget it, let's go to the theater!

After entering the room, Taoist Master Four Eyes grabbed a stick and slammed it on Jia Le's body. Jia Le, who had been prepared for a long time, suddenly covered his mouth and jumped off the chair .

The four-eyed Taoist who originally thought he was sure of winning, looked at the silent Jia Le in astonishment, and was surprised: "Oh, good boy, you... oh... oh... oh... oh..."

Seeing the stick crackling on the body of Taoist Priest Four Eyes, even though Lin Shiqi had seen it countless times, after seeing it with his own eyes, he still couldn't help laughing.

"Pfft..." Suddenly, Jingjing's laughter rang in Lin Shiqi's ears: "Your uncle is so funny."

Lin Shiqi shook his head dumbfounded, and then with a wave of his hand, more than a dozen talismans flew out of the air, and firmly sank into the eyebrows of the walking corpses, and the walking corpses stopped all their movements instantly.

It wasn't until this time that the four-eyed Taoist climbed out with lingering fear, but then he saw Jia Le who was laughing heartlessly beside him, and rushed out angrily, grabbed the stick next to him and moved towards Jia Le After chasing after him: "You bastard, if I don't beat you to death today, stop!"

"I'm stupid to stop..."

The master and the apprentice chased on the grass for nearly a quarter of an hour, and it ended when Jia Le took a few sticks.

The four-eyed Taoist rubbed his sore shoulders, walked up to Lin Shiqi with a flushed face, and said stiffly, "This time it was an accident!"

Lin Shiqi nodded with a smile: "Master Uncle, in fact, I just wanted to remind you that Jia Le is already awake, and all your actions have been seen by him, why don't you listen to what I have to say?"

shuh...

The four-eyed Taoist stared at Lin Shiqi dumbfounded, then at Jia Le behind him, and then at the place where he was beaten, and suddenly felt that his old face was completely lost.

And the culprit of all this was just let go by him?

Oops, I really take a step back and think about it more and more.

So that the four-eyed Taoist priest who had just calmed down grabbed the wooden stick and rushed towards Jiale again: "Little bastard, you don't even open the door when you see Master coming back. You want to die, don't you? Stop!"

"Don't stand still, unless you don't hit me!"

"Hehehe... Brother Seventeen, why are the two of them so funny? Also, why do I think you did it on purpose?"

Hearing Jingjing's words, the corners of Lin Shiqi's mouth twitched slightly, and he raised his hand to tap her forehead angrily: "What are you talking about? Am I that bad?"

But as soon as he finished speaking, he looked at his fingers, and he was used to knocking on the foreheads of Xiaoli and Ren Tingting, so he didn't stop them all at once.

Seeing Jingjing's flushed and shy appearance, Lin Shiqi's heart skipped a beat, no way, could this girl really fall for her?They have only known each other for a day? !

Although Jingjing's appearance is very similar to that peach in the previous life, and even prettier, it's hard for me to accept you, girl.

It wasn't until Simu Daochang and Jia Le came back again that Jingjing suddenly realized, and ran out with a flushed face: "Brother Seventeen, can you remind me when you hit me next time? It hurts so much just now. of!"

Four-eyed Daoist: "???"

Jiale: "???"

Especially Jiale, Jingjing was the first girl he had seen in so many years, he thought at first... never thought that his senior brother would hit a girl?

It's simply...human face and animal heart, not as good as animals, and...what else?

Although Jia Le didn't say anything, Lin Shiqi could clearly see what he meant from his expression, the corner of his mouth twitched slightly, and he raised his hand and slapped him on the head: "What's going on in your mind? What? Uncle Master is back, why don’t you go back and prepare meals, what are you doing in a daze? Waiting to be beaten?”

"But we just ate..." Jia Le looked at Lin Shiqi suspiciously.

Snapped!Lin Shiqiyi patted his forehead, this silly junior brother is hopeless!

Sure enough, as soon as Jia Le finished speaking, Taoist Simu gritted his teeth and said, "Oh, have you eaten it? But Master, I haven't eaten it yet, so I don't need to eat it?"

Only then did Jiale realize it, and ran into the kitchen in a swish: "Master, I'll cook for you!"

……

In the evening, the dojo was completely quiet, only the continuous singing of insects and birds resounded in the dark night sky.

In the ashram, Jia Le was lying on the floor weakly, the four-eyed Taoist groaned and clutched his stomach, picked his teeth with a toothpick in one hand, and looked at the imageless master and apprentice sitting beside him Lin Shiqi couldn't help being happy, got up and said: "Uncle, if there is nothing else, I will go to rest first."

The four-eyed Taoist blinked, and then kicked Jia Le's body: "Have you prepared a room for your brother?"

Jia Le scrambled to his feet: "Brother, I'm going to prepare it for you now."

After Jia Le left, Taoist Master Four Eyes suddenly grabbed Lin Shiqi's shoulders meanly, and said in a low voice, "Nephew, how about doing me a favor?"

Lin Shiqi's eyes flickered: "What's the matter?"

The four-eyed Taoist headed towards the direction of the next door and pouted: "Help me beat up that smelly monk later!"

Lin Shiqi: "...".

Chapter 94

It's a quarter of the hour in the evening.

The four-eyed priest, who had long been used to it, pulled Lin Shiqi and sat quietly in the living room.

The sound of master Yixiu knocking on the wooden fish next door could be heard continuously in the ears of the two of them.

I have to say that Master Yixiu's wooden fish sounds very good. If you listen carefully, you can even hear a little bit of Buddhist rhyme from it.

It's just that the time of knocking is wrong. It's almost past nine o'clock in the evening. In the previous life, the nightlife just started at this time, but in this era, now is the time for people to sleep peacefully.

Such a noisy wooden fish sound is enough to make people go crazy.

Speaking of this, Lin Shiqi had to admire Jiale, this guy actually slept so loudly, did he always use his snoring to resist Master Yixiu's wooden fish sound?

After listening for about a cup of tea, the Taoist priest with four eyes snorted coldly: "Seventeen, did you hear that? Just this broken sound, it must last at least three quarters, and there is no way to make people sleep. The most annoying Yes, every morning at a quarter o'clock, that stinky monk will do morning lessons and continue to knock on this broken wooden fish, tell me, uncle, am I suffering?"

Lin Shiqi nodded approvingly, and looked at the four-eyed Taoist priest full of sympathy: "Master, thank you for your hard work, but you haven't communicated with Master Yixiu? I think the master is still easy to talk to."

The four-eyed priest's mouth twitched lightly: "Shall I talk to him? Ha, don't think about it in this life. Now the uncle is asking you, can you help me?"

"..." Do you want to help?This is a big problem.

After all, this time, it was because of Master Yixiu that he was able to escape Aunt Cane's 'claw'. If he helped Taoist Master Simu, wouldn't it be revenge?

Seeing Lin Shiqi's expression, Daoist Simu sighed, got up and said, "Forget it, you go to sleep, and let me face this hateful stinky monk myself."

After finishing speaking, he walked straight into... Jia Le's room.

Lin Shiqi: "???"

What made Lin Shiqi heave a sigh of relief was that Taoist Master Simu didn't go directly to trouble Master Yixiu, but this situation didn't last long.