Public Enemy

"Guest, this is what you want, it's already done, but if you use it in other continents, please be careful, after all, it's not true..."

"Well! I got it." Chen Yi put the gun on his back, took the two fake certificates from the owner of the shop, anyway, all he had to do was buy a boat ticket, and what about going to another continent? wipe! My fist is big enough! Do you have any comments? ?

"Lei, let's go, let's play a guest role as a robber again. We'll talk about it when we run out of money." Taking Lei out of the gate of the hotel, when Chen Yi walked out of the gate, he scratched at the door, and a piercing voice came out. go out…

The people who were not ready to give up and continued to beat Chen Yi and the others shrank back immediately, and the shop owner also looked at the distorted shop door with a mournful face, saying that he had spent a lot of money to get them.

After leaving the hotel, Chen Yi regretted it in his heart. If he had known earlier, he would have 'taken out' more banknotes, but now the banknotes are not enough, and gold? Using gold when paper money can be used is really...

But, isn't there an underground casino in this city? Just go and get some things in order, and the right is to eliminate harm for the people.

That place seems to be in a church ruins, and it seems that a password is required when entering. Chen Yi has a face full of embarrassment, and the password is so magical that he didn't remember it when he was reading comics. What is it?

Uh~ Just call the goddess, and then the gods and gods, and then the master will show up, shit! The one who planned to force his way in originally needed a secret code!

"Buy a ticket! It's scheduled to go to Wolu the day after tomorrow... so what... Sione? Well, it's the boat ticket for Wolu Sione." What a bad name, it's hard to read, Chen Yi cursed in his heart, and compared himself and Lei's Take the fake certificate to the conductor.

After that, Chen Yi took two tickets and left the port. Fortunately, the shop owner didn't shake him, otherwise Chen Yi wouldn't mind making a big move there.

Seeing that things were almost done, and the sky was getting dark, Chen Yi took Lei to find a fairly high-end hotel. Originally, Chen Yi planned to ask for two connected rooms, but who knew that the proprietress would not say anything to him. Chen Yi opened a double room, and he said that the last one was too much to live in, and when it was over, he gave Chen Yi a look you know...

What else could Chen Yi say, he brought Lei to the room to have a look, shit! I was deceived, there is a double room, looking at the only big bed in the room, this is a couple's room!

But it seems that Chen Yi, who is taking advantage of himself, has given up the idea of ​​changing rooms... XD!

After entering the room, after Chen Yi and Lei sat on the big bed, the scene immediately cooled down...

...Is this the only one that is going to be cold? Chen Yi looked at the bathroom in the room, and immediately said: "Is Lei going to take a bath?"

Lei glanced at the bathroom, nodded, picked up a bath towel and walked in, listening to the sound of running water in the bathroom, Chen Yi's heart also became agitated, why don't you go and have a look...

"Chen Yi, do you want to take a bath together?" The bathroom door was opened, and steam came out from inside, Lei with wet hair wrapped in a bath towel leaned out half of her body, looked at Chen Yi and asked.

... girl! You are committing a crime of coercion, "No...Lei, you wash it first, and I can wash it after washing..."

The scene was changed, Chen Yi bent forward in frustration in the bathroom, covering his head with his hands, beating his head on the ground crazily, oh my god! What did I say just now! How nice it is to agree directly! !

swish—

The door of the bathroom was pulled open from the outside, hearing the movement, Chen Yi immediately pulled up the towel to wrap his lower body, "Chen Yi, do you want me to wipe your back for you?" asked the girl in pajamas.

"No...no need..."

"Oh." The bathroom door was closed again.

Looking at Chenyi again, he has fallen into petrification at this moment, oh! God, you can't do this to me! What did I say just now? ! I turned it down again! ! Oh NO! ! !

Afterwards, Chen Yi came out of the bathroom, through the unclosed door, he could vaguely see the broken floor in the bathroom, the distorted shower head, the deformed bathtub...

"Chen Yi after taking a shower is very beautiful!" Lei's words shocked Chen Yi completely, I am a man!

Then Lei took out a white one-piece pajamas, "Chen Yi, do you want to wear it? I want to see..." As she spoke, stars flashed in Lei's eyes again.

...meaning that it is impossible to refuse.

My dignity... Chen Yi put on that pajamas with tears in his eyes.

...

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Turn off the lights, go to sleep, there is no disharmony...

"Chen Yi, what was the place you were like before?" Lei, who was lying beside Chen Yi, asked.

"My place." Chen Yi thought for a while, let's talk about Gensokyo, "There are no flying machines, no locomotives, and no flying boulders, and there are even few humans, but there are many monsters there, not only monsters There are also ghosts, kappa, etc., these are very common, but usually you have to be careful of a young girl and old monster peeping and stealing things in the gaps, to prevent being attacked by a young girl who is a vigorous wild magician and thief. One shot..."

"A shot?"

"It's magic."

"Magic?" Lei continued to be a curious baby.

"It's similar to the moves released by your jihad angels and humans, but they are released entirely by their own strength." Chen Yi explained.

"I see, just like Chen Yi."

"Uh, it can be understood in this way, should Lei continue to listen?"

"Ok…"

"Where there is a tengu monster flying around all day long. Not only that, there is also a witch who is greedy for money but can't make money. In addition, there is a dog in my house who eats, drinks, and lives all day long." One is the ex-witch, one is the strange aunt and doctor, one is the rabbit, and one is NEET Ji..."

"I really want to visit Chen Yi's place..."

"Well... there is a chance, huh? Fell asleep." Looking at Lei who was already asleep, Chen Yi shrugged, glanced at the pajamas on his body sadly, and closed his eyes, hoping not to have any sexual dreams …

"Ah~~" Chen Yi yawned for a long time, it was dawn, Chen Yi wanted to rub his eyes, but found that he was holding something in his hands, and it also felt very refreshing to touch...

...Chen Yi looked at Lei who was being held in his arms, if he only patted his face, ah! What a pair of girlfriends, what a brilliant lily...

This..., the corner of Chen Yi's eyes twitched, Xiao Chen Yi immediately raised his head, this is a crime of coercion!

With ORZ staring blankly, Chen Yi twitched his hand, but didn't pull it out. He twitched again, and Lei woke up.

"Hm~ Chen Yi, your toy gun seems to have hit me..." Lei said in a daze.

A thunderbolt flashed behind Chen Yi, girl, that's not a toy gun, it's a murder weapon...

Lei looked at Chen Yi who had changed clothes in an instant and kept knocking against a big knife that he took out from nowhere, and asked: "Chen Yi, what are you doing?"

"Well!" A streak of blood flowed down Chen Yi's forehead and down his cheek, "It's just a pure mental exercise, Lei doesn't need to worry about it."

"But it's bleeding."

"I have a lot of blood, it doesn't matter if I put more..."

...

"Ahahahaha! Long Wei performed well, we can stay in this hotel today..." Shiska, who was originally happy, immediately turned gloomy.

"Hey! Good morning! We are destined." Chen Yi who came out of the hotel looked at Xiska and his group.

"you…"

"Watch!" Looking at Shiska who was about to pull out his gun, Chen Yi quickly took off Barrett behind him, pointed at Shiska, "If it goes off, I will not be responsible! "

"Hmph! Do you think that your broken gun can hit me?" Shiska said what Chen Yi said yesterday with a look of disdain.

"Hey! Do you want to try? Also, why did I hit you? I think it's a waste of bullets to hit you." Chen Yi glanced at his mouth.

"You bastard!"

"What can you do to me? You bite me!" Chen Yi said, putting the gun on his back and saying goodbye.

"Also, if you guys want to fight, you should sleep enough before talking, look at your black circles...bye." Chen Yi pulled Lei and left again.

"Senior sister, don't be angry." Long Wei looked at Shiska who was about to explode, and UU Reading www.uukanshu.com quickly persuaded, this is an urban area, if Shiska really starts to fire, In the face of Chen Yi, whose combat power was unknown...

"Well! I know, Long Wei, let's have a good sleep and talk about it first." Shiska, who was originally furious, suddenly calmed down, and said with a smile.

"Huh? Senior sister..." Long Wei looked at the drastically changed Shiska. Although Shiska was smiling, Long Wei felt the calm before the eruption of the volcano.

"Hey! Long Wei don't say any more." Qi Ya put her arms around Long Wei's neck, "It's better not to go against the wishes of senior sister..."

"Got it, got it." Long Wei wiped the sweat off his face, it was really the calm before the eruption of the volcano. —————————————

Chen Yi and Lei came to the beach, looking at the endless ocean, Chen Yi suddenly said: "Hey! Do you know, I could actually take you across this ocean alone, but..."

wipe! what to say...

"Does Chen Yi have any difficulties?" Lei said.

"It's not really a problem, it's just that I can't get in cold water." Chen Yi explained.

"What will happen if it gets on it? Will Chen Yi disappear." Said Lei, pulling Chen Yi's arm.

"Well! How is it possible? It's just a little change in the body, which is a headache."

"Changes?" Lei tilted her head, "Will Chen Yi become more beautiful?"

...and got it right.

"Cough... Lei, let's not talk about this anymore, let's go find a place now." Chen Yi pulled Lei whose eyes were full of curiosity.

Will it really be beautiful? Lei looked at Chen Yi with a concealed expression on his face, and became even more curious.

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