Public Enemy

"Ah~ I won!" Chen Yi sat down on the ground, Chen Yi couldn't believe that he could win You Youzi, maybe it was because the seal of Xixing Yao made You Youzi a lot weaker at this time. .

"Reimu, it's all about you. Now the mutation has been resolved by others." Marisa muttered dissatisfied.

"It's settled as long as it's resolved, wouldn't it be better if we don't have to do anything." Lingmeng came to Chen Yi's side while speaking, and looked down at Chen Yi, "The change is resolved, give me the money!"

Nima...

"Hey, hey! I was the one who solved the mutation, yet you still ask me for money!? You're so virtuous!" Chen Yi was embarrassed.

"Ethics? What is that? This?" Lingmeng took out a bag of snacks with the word "Ethics", "Do you want to eat, just remember to pay after eating."

Has Hakurei Miko's obsession with money completely exploded in your generation?

"Lingmeng." Chen Yi's tone suddenly dropped.

"What are you doing? Have you thought about giving money?"

"No, can you stop talking standing up? Does it make me feel honored to look up at you? It's okay if it's Yakumozi, Yuyuko or Eirin, but for you." Chen Yi stared at Lingmeng and said hello. Hey swollen chest, "It's not good!"

Click ~

What broke?

"Yo! Little monster! Are you dissatisfied with Aijia's breasts?" Chen Yi felt cold, and quickly rubbed his eyes to see Lingmeng who had not changed.

"Hey! Reimu, what did you say just now?"

"What did you say? What did you say that didn't work?" Lingmeng didn't seem to hear what Chen Yi said just now.

"Uh...it's nothing." Strange who said that sentence just now? Chen Yi glanced at Marisa, who was admiring the cherry blossoms, leaning against Yuyuko on the trunk of the Xixing Demon tree, could it be an illusion? I guess so…

"Youyouzi, stop chasing this meaningless answer, let it disappear forever." Chen Yi glanced at Xixingyao, then stretched out his hand to Youyouzi, "Go! I invite you to dinner, and Don't you already guess the answer yourself?"

...Yeah, I already understood part of the answers, as for the rest, let them disappear, Youyouzi smiled lightly, and passed his hand to Chen Yi, but it was empty.

"Oh? Chen Yi, you..." You Youzi looked at Chen Yi who was starting to be transparent with a look of surprise.

"What's wrong? Damn it!" Chen Yi also saw his faded body.

[Transmission enters countdown 10...9...]

"Reimu! Look at Chen Yi!" Marisa also looked at Chen Yi in surprise, "Is he going to die?"

Nima curse people is not...

"Ah! Don't disappear! My money!" Reimu also panicked, on the other hand...

"It seems that the time is up." Chen Yi smiled wryly, "I'm sorry, You Youzi will treat you to a double meal next time..."

"My money~~"

[Start teleportation! 】

Lingmeng was in vain, knelt on the ground and kept muttering: "I was tricked again...the money is gone..."

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In a passageway covered with light screens, Chen Yi kept cursing at the main god, "Damn it! Why did I just leave as soon as the matter was resolved, I obviously feel that there is still time!"

[The host doesn't think the scene is classic if he leaves at this time]

"Classic your sister! Lord God, you are playing tricks again! I obviously feel that there is still a while, why Mao suddenly teleported!"

[The host's feeling is wrong, if the host wants to know the transmission time in advance, you can set a reminder in advance]

"Fuck you! You didn't say you have this ability before!" Chen Yi was annoyed, and waved his hands wildly.

[The host didn't ask, a friendly reminder not to touch any light screen during the transmission]

late…

As soon as the main **** finished speaking, it was Chen Yi's hand that pierced into a light screen, and Chen Yi stopped there immediately.

"Ah!? A bad premonition!" Chen Yi was sucked in by the light screen just as he finished speaking...

【Ding! Transmission error, restart the transmission after one minute, next time you encounter such a situation, ignore it and start the task directly! 】

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"It's not too bad."

"That's really embarrassing."

"Hey! Do you think aliens exist?"

"...It was really sudden."

"Answer the question!" Commanding tone.

"There should be."

"What about future people?"

"It's not surprising."

"Where are the superpowers?"

"I'm afraid there are too many to crawl all over the ground."

"What about people from another world?"

"This kind of person... came in a group..."

…

"Ahhhhhh! Your sister! I can't fly!" Chen Yi, who fell from a high altitude, shouted, what a mess! Why did I wear it again suddenly? Looking at the ground that is getting closer and closer, and the ghostly symbols on the ground, I am so familiar...

boom! !

The dust shook up high.

"Ahem...uh, it's a modern city, what world is it?" Chen Yi glanced at a young high school student not far away, he had such a familiar embarrassing face, somehow it's better to get out of the way first …

"Wait!" An excited voice came, and at the same time Chen Yi's hand was held...

...Nimago's power! Why did it suddenly disappear! Chen Yi turned his head to look (the ability of night vision is still there), what the hell! What is this bitch...

"Aliens? People from the future? Or people with superpowers?" Haruhi Suzumiya pointed at the big crater on the ground.

"...want to know"

"Mmm! Mmm!" With irrepressible excitement.

"Let go first and then talk." Then Chen Yi's hand was released, is Suzumiya Haruhi so obedient?

"I won't tell you!" Chen Yi turned his head and ran, flying over eaves and walls all the way...

"Hey! Bastard! Come back to me! Don't run!" Suzumiya Haruhi naturally followed closely.

【Start teleportation 3...】

Chen Yi stopped, and shouted to the little Suzumiya Haruhi behind him: "Bye bye! See you again, remember, I'm just a little time traveler passing by..."

Then Chen Yi's figure disappeared into the night, because of the darkness, Suzumiya Haruhi didn't realize how Chen Yi left.

"Bastard! How dare you lie to me! I will definitely find you!" Suzumiya Haruhi tightened her grip on a long white hair.

…

"Aha! It's so dangerous! It's so dangerous to meet her, it's really..." Chen Yi looked grateful, the moment he was caught by Haruhi Suzumiya, Chen Yi immediately felt that his strength was suppressed, even his body The quality has also been overwhelmed, only about five times that of ordinary people.

[The probability that the host will be transferred to "The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya" in the next world has increased! 】

Fuck! Play me!

"I'm finally back." Chen Yi looked at the familiar room, everything felt so strange and familiar, he looked at the watch on the wall, uh, only an hour has passed...

Chen Yi opened the closet, changed his clothes from Gensokyo, and wore ordinary casual clothes. Nima was too big. It seemed that he had to buy new clothes again. The ones that were suitable for 1.7 meters were suitable for the ones that were less than 1 meter. six of...

Pit to death! Holding a lock of long white hair, Chen Yi looked at himself in the mirror, damn, how can I get out!

After thinking about it, Chen Yi changed into Gensokyo's clothes...

If you go out like this, you should be the cosplayer... Well, it's just the cosplayer himself.

Leaving my room, I went to the living room downstairs and turned on the TV, watching the programs on the TV, strange and familiar.

After turning off the TV, Chen Yi decided to go out, as expected, as soon as Chen Yi went out, he attracted all eyes except the blind man.

I knew it…

Now that you've come out, you can't go back. A thousand years of shame is not for nothing...

"Mom, that sister is so beautiful." What an ignorant little girl! Chen Yi glanced at the little girl, and said childishly, he didn't care about it.

"Congcong, be good, don't learn from him in the future, that's a bad girl, a bad boy."

Hello! I heard it!

Chen Yi still underestimated his own influence. He was forcibly changed by Niang Niangquan. Although his appearance was not outstanding among the many girls in Gensokyo (not counting under the disguise), he appeared in reality...

I don't know how many idiots follow behind, there are so many nerds, there are many hooligans, as well as those who want to take pictures, care for them, and secretly take pictures...

fuck you! After Chen Yi slapped a gangster who was trying to take advantage, the number of people following him dropped by more than half, UU Reading www.uukanshu.com Just kidding! Didn't you see how far the one that was fanned flew?

Looking at beautiful women is only considered optimistic if you look at it under the condition of personal safety.

It seems that my memory has not declined, and I can still remember the nearby routes so clearly. After arriving at a clothing store, Chen Yi rejected many women's clothing recommended by the shop owner. After Chen Yi directly selected a few men's clothing, The owner swiped his card and left with the corner of his mouth twitching...

As for trying on clothes? Is it useful? It's OK to feel whether it fits or not.

Well! There are always people in the world who look for a dead woman after seeing a beautiful woman. On the way Chen Yi was going back, a car suddenly stopped beside Chen Yi, blocking the sight of passersby. The door of the car suddenly opened, and a hand quickly stretched When I came out, I wanted to pull Chen Yi in...

Ah! ? What a vulgar scene, Chen Yi thought, no! Should be **** you! If you dare to hit Lao Tzu's idea, you will die!

Chen Yi pulled back the hand that was grabbing him. Under the disbelieving eyes of the owner of that hand, Chen Yi pulled him out, threw him on the roof of the car, and made a big hole on the roof of the car. , startled a crowd of passers-by, obediently! Is that human being?

snort! Chen Yi clapped his hands and continued to walk forward. If it wasn't for the trouble of cutting people here, Chen Yi would never mind chopping people down.

"Beauty, do you want to play with my brothers? Although your **** are not strong, my brothers don't mind..."

bump!

Cracks appeared on the wall, and the gangsters looked at Chen Yi's fist on the wall in horror.

"Sister, please forgive me!"

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"Ah! I'm finally home!" Chen Yi threw the things in his hands on the sofa, Nima was really tired from shopping, so let's go to sleep first, put on a suitable dress, and Chen lay down on the bed...