Popular Science is Weird: Do You Call This a Learning Anchor? !

Chapter 75: First, tell everyone quietly that mermaids are edible

   "Master Zhang, you... You took the bait to prevent me from embarrassment..."

   "My bait is so clumsy... what happened to your old crew..."

   Lin Mu Ge and Master Zhang stared at each other with big eyes. They didn't know what to say for a while.

   "Ouch, I..."

   The director of Tibetan fox held his forehead and let out a long sigh.

   is too embarrassing.

   He can feel embarrassed for Master Zhang, so embarrassed that he can't wait to throw the nunchaku for two minutes now.

   "Master Zhang: I'll take a stroll if it's okay."

   "Hahahahaha, this show is invincible!"

   "So...Lin Muge stubbornly caught someone up?"

   "How can a person weigh more than a hundred catties, right?"

   "The pigeon pigeon old fan said, it's normal operation only"

   "Some people are alive, but he is dead [dog head]"

"Ha, no, I'm just a normal person, and I don't have much strength. It's just that the mermaid has no resistance in the water because of the scales, and it's even like in the lubricating oil in the sea, so I can barely pull Master Zhang. Come up."

   Lin Mu Ge glanced at the barrage and held up the camera to explain.

   "Master Zhang, sorry, I also let Brother Octopus come out for the sake of popular science. I didn't consider your feelings."

   Master Zhang, who looked at him holding the fish with horror, at a loss, and suffocating embarrassment, said it apologetically.

   ""Normal People""

   "How come human evolution does not take me?"

   ""Reluctantly Pulled Up""

   "Wait... this is Master Zhang?"

   "Master Zhang???"

   "Fuck...it's a bit scary..."

   Through the moonlight that finally came tonight, everyone saw Master Zhang’s face... a lot younger.

   Although there is not much change, the face that had been exposed to the wind and sun is now a pale white as if it had been dead for a few years.

   On the neck, the hair is covered with a variety of water plants, and there are even small crabs crawling out.

   has cyan scales that are not evenly distributed, and the limbs are not like small picks with webs on their hands and feet, just like humans, there is nothing more or less.

   From the appearance, even as Lin Muge said, the mermaid is just... "a person who can swim".

   The whole style of painting gives people a particularly contradictory feeling.

   "It is said that acquaintances are good for popular science. Since Master Zhang is not afraid of embarrassment, I am also very kind, and I will briefly popularize the strange creatures like mermaid, which is not very common."

   Lin Mu Ge pointed the camera at Master Zhang.

   "First, tell everyone quietly that some parts of the mermaid are edible."

   "??!!!"

   Originally, Master Zhang wanted to stand up while Lin Muge didn't pay attention and quickly jumped into the sea to escape from this embarrassing boat.

   But when he heard Lin Muge's words, he noticed that he swallowed saliva. Master Zhang's legs softened and his pupils vibrated.

   ""Acquaintances are good for popular science""

   ""Tell Everyone Quietly""

   "Master Zhang: It's over"

   "Did the pigeon swallow the drool just now?"

   "Tibetan fox: Is it not possible to eat Tibetan foxes?"

   Lin Mu Ge put the camera aside, in a one-on-one interview attitude.

   "Ahhh~"

   But before he could speak, a very clear ethereal sound suddenly came from the sea.

   "Oh, Master Zhang, you are too polite, why are you still dragging your family around?"

   Lin Mupi scratched his head in embarrassment.

   More than a dozen mermaids can be seen faintly swimming under the sea.

   They all looked the same as Master Zhang, showing that pale white color, and under the sea surface in the moonlight, they looked like ghosts.

  Singing at such a close distance gave the director of Tibetan Fox no time to react at all, and his body stood up again uncontrollably.

   "Can you hear me, it's clearer this time."

   "Master Zhang was so polite, he took the initiative to sail us and sing for us."

   "I saw the ingredients sing for the guests for the first time in so many years."

   "By the way, everyone sees Master Zhang's mouth not moving, but he is actually singing, but the mermaid doesn't use his mouth to sing."

   Lin Muge grabbed the Tibetan fox director and gave a thumbs up to Master Zhang.

   "There is a group of Smurfs on the other side of the mountain, on the other side of the sea, they..."

   Just as the singing of the mermaid was about to reach its climax, Lin Muge ran away and sang loudly.

   When he sang, he interrupted the continuous singing in an instant.

   "Look, everyone, mermaids will also be taken away, and their singing needs to be brewed, and they won't work if they interrupt."

   Lin Mu Ge said, holding up his camera.

   "It's okay, Master Zhang, you continue."

   "Ah~"

   "I dried my silence, regretting it..."

   "...ah~"

   "Playing Chopin's nocturne for you, to commemorate me..."

   "...ahhhh~"

   "The vast horizon is my love, at the foot of the green mountains..."

   Whenever the mermaid below is about to enter the state, Lin Muge can always interrupt him abruptly with some familiar songs.

   "Brothers, if you come out to catch a mermaid singing in front of you in the future, just enjoy it a little bit, don't forget to interrupt them, or you will be hypnotized."

   Lin Mu Ge looked at him, closed his eyes and shook his head, wishing to pinch Master Zhang among his own people.

   "Mermaid: This person is really disgusting to me"

   "Mermaid: I vomited"

   "The weird creatures are simply...nothing to fight back in front of the pigeons..."

   "This trick is too ruthless..."

   "The director of Tibetan fox is already numb."

   "I already feel sorry for Master Zhang."

   Although it is already one o'clock in the morning, there are more than 1.5 million people in the live broadcast room.

   Whether it is Lin Muge’s new fan or old fan, Sanguan is being ruthlessly crushed and refreshed...

   "Okay, Master Zhang, although you didn't use your voice to sing, do you want to have a bite?"

   Lin Mu Ge took out a bottle of blood from his school bag.

   "Whether it is the sea ball or the octopus, including the murloc and the mermaid, they are all attracted by this taste."

   He poured a glass for Master Zhang.

   Although it was embarrassing~www.novelmt.com~, Master Zhang drank it all in one go.

   No weird creature can withstand this temptation.

   "Okay, let's take a look at Master Zhang in science popularization."

   The mermaid below also realized that they weren't Lin Muge's opponents at all, and invariably stopped singing and surfaced.

   Some underwater plants like corals are attached to their bodies.

   At first glance, it was extremely scary, like a head floating on the sea.

   "What's inside, you can make a soundtrack, I really like to use music science."

   "How about I order one?"

   "There are so many of you, how do you sing Katyusha, louder and vigorous."

   Lin Mu Ge clapped his hands and encouraged.

   "...Farewell, let them rest for a while..."

   The Tibetan Fox Director sighed.

   Torture...

   Lin Mupi is torturing the mermaid...

   Master Zhang on the side is already numb.

   "Also, you can see that from time to time, some marine life will be drilled in Master Zhang's hair."

   "That's because these marine creatures treat Master Zhang's hair as a family, and they also grow some small seafood on their bodies."

   "Everyone can understand it as a kind of blind food box, because a mermaid may not have any marine life attached to it, which is very interesting."

   Lin Mu Ge casually grabbed a sea ball and sipped his mouth.

   "By the way, Master Zhang, did you hypnotize me and Brother Liang to take me to your mermaid's lair?"

   "Would you...you sing another song for us? I won't interrupt this time, and then you take me to see your lair. I haven't been there yet."

   He swallowed his saliva and said sincerely.

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