Players Please Respect Yourself

Chapter 5: Chickens peck each other

  Chapter 5 Chickens peck each other

   "The mission is here!"

   "A novice task?"

   "There are enemies?"

   The players with the best eyesight can see by the firelight that there are seven or eight dark green humanoids lying asleep on the wasteland by the bonfire, and a small green skin squatting and dozing on a stone five meters away.

   With green skin, long ears, buck teeth, and a height of at most 60 cm, this should be the legendary goblin, right?

   And there are a large number of human bones scattered on the ground with dark red hues by the bonfire, the most conspicuous is a skull.

  Fuck!

   also eats people!

   The only hesitation and pity in my heart disappeared at this moment.

   Players get excited.

  [Burning Dawn of the Sky] is a senior local tyrant player, he is not only 6, but also very brainy.

   As the first time to play a real VR game, he felt puzzled when he saw the scene in front of him while feeling the exquisiteness of the game.

  99 crayfish men beat single-digit goblins?

   No matter how you look at it, there are more wolves and less meat. It doesn't feel right!

   His cat lowered his waist, almost inserted his right index finger into his throat before drooling a little, then stretched out his fingers, carefully checking the direction of the wind.

   "We are downwind, slowly approaching from this direction..." Before Zhuo Xiao finished speaking, he heard the frying pan beside him.

   "Long live the charge! Come on, brothers!"

   "Demacia!"

   "For the Alliance!"

   "For the Horde!"

   A group of funny people, and the style of painting was instantly taken away.

   Forget about ranting.

The key is…

   "Brother, kill the one who shouted Long Live Charge first, beat the one who shouted Demacia, and then we will have a showdown?"

"it is good!"

   Before the sand sculpture players attacked, they actually started fighting.

   The small short hands can't hit anyone, so they use the pointed shrimp heads to poke each other.

   Zhuo Xiao spat out a mouthful of old blood.

  It was part of the fight in his own nest. Most of the players still stretched their short legs, waved their fists, and rushed up like this. The scene looked very happy.

   Obviously beat up so many goblins, but only created the momentum of 700 dwarfs ready to turn Snow White Witch.

   Goblins are not a powerful race, although the awakened goblins picked up short stone weapons and looked like "I'm very fierce".

   But this level of battle is a typical rookie pecking at each other.

Here, a goblin came down with a stone axe and opened the head of the crayfish man at the front, and the shrimp man player named [Stab] at the back launched [Pig Rush], and a wild boar charged, using the crayfish man on his head. The spikes of the [Shrimp Gun] pierced the Goblin.

   "Wow!" Being hit by the shrimp gun in the chest, the goblin screamed, and he was dead.

   A funny scene happened.

  【Stabbed】 shouted: "Hey, who's who, I can't get it out of my mouth."

Behind   , a group of shrimp soldiers patronized and laughed. For example, [Jun Muqi] was beaten with a sap. This guy was already in a weak state, and suddenly turned around.

   The scene is too chaotic, and all kinds of funny events emerge in an endless stream.

  For example, a few prawns grabbed a goblin, opened his body in a large shape, put on a post-grinding posture, and then rescued [Stab] and used [Stab] as a siege cone...

   "Go!" The player who shouted, stabbed the [Stab] head between the goblin's legs.

   "Wow—" This was the scream of a bitter goblin.

   "Master Fuck! This is Lao Tzu's nose! Ah, no! Lao Tzu's phantom limb hurts!" This was the scream of [Stab].

   Anyway, the side with the most people wins!

[Burning Dawn of the Sky] He didn't participate in this silly big melee. He and a few shrimpers who were fishing for fish stayed outside the battle group to make soy sauce. He thought: Since it is a collective mission, everyone has completed it. I'm done too, right?

He made a phone call while thinking about it, who knew that the content of the phone call had soared into this world: "Hey! I found a new game that is very interesting. Call the business and customer service in my company who are busy and come to "God Abandoned" if you have nothing to do. Land" game to apply for an internal beta number..."

   Zhuoxiao's style of leading the big brother made Wang Hao speechless.

   This is a local tyrant player, right?

   Caught one so quickly?

  Wang Hao, who is an NPC, pretended not to understand the words of [Burning Dawn of the Sky], but he sneered in his heart: Does anyone know the anglerfish?

   Anglerfish is a kind of deep-sea fish with a fleshy protrusion above its head, which looks like a small lantern when it glows. Many fish in the deep sea have phototaxis, so small lanterns have become a powerful tool for anglerfish to lure food. When the other fish swim over, they will be horrified to find that it is not a lantern. What awaits it is the huge mouth of the angler fish that looks like a devil.

   Just as the chickens pecked each other to the climax, the evil aura rising from the sky spurted out from the feet of the players. Feeling this aura, the crayfish's expressions changed drastically.

Too late!

   Centered on a small oasis the size of a bathtub, with a diameter of 100 meters, the mountain suddenly shook.

   A terrifying boundary suddenly appeared on the edge of the main battlefield.

   This line is not a solid wall, but a set of huge upper and lower jaws. The huge fangs that were more than two meters long, as mentioned above, scared the players all of a sudden.

   "Fuck!"

   "What the hell!?"

   "Thorns! No, those are teeth!"

   Not only the teeth on the periphery, but also with the sand gushing up, there are more curved, half-meter-long small teeth protruding from the sand, stabbing a large number of crayfish.

   "Wow! It hurts!"

   "Forget the pain sensation is weakened!"

   For a while, the sand was a mess, and the undead goblins screamed with the players, and soon the two factions on the battlefield turned into a lot of red, red, green and green mosaics!

   It's over!

   It's all over!

   Wang Hao was both happy and fortunate.

  If he didn't have the [Silent Abyss] battle armor, he wouldn't feel the evil aura from the depths of the earth at all. As a sea clan, Silent Abyss is no stranger to the demonized anglerfish.

   This demonized version of the monster is one of the most terrifying hunters in the deep sea.

   Apparently this demonized angler fish also fell into this place where the bird doesn't shit. With the characteristics of its sea clan, it is impossible to leave this desert with life. With an idea, it occupied the water source of an oasis, buried itself with sand, and preyed on the exiles who traveled to and from the oasis.

   Obviously it was very successful. When the sand was rising, Wang Hao even saw the structure of half fins and half legs on it, which shows that this magic fish has evolved on its own and is more suitable for land and desert environments.

   Looking at a bunch of system prompts:

  【Your crayfish soldier (Jun Muqi) dies, you get 5 points of maximum mental power and 5 points of morality. 】

  【Your crayfish soldier (stab) dies, you get 4 points of maximum mental power and 5 points of morality. 】

  …

   There are more than 60 similar prompts in total. Wang Hao’s upper limit of mental power instantly reached 404 points, and his moral integrity was also more than 400 points.

   New book seedlings, begging for recommendation tickets

  

  

   (end of this chapter)

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