Players Please Respect Yourself

(Leader Chu Jiayun 2/26)

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Suddenly a video on the biu website became popular.

On the left is a shampoo advertisement. A beautiful beauty is like a hibiscus in water. It is a classic head that is suddenly thrown back, and the long black hair that is smooth and smooth like a waterfall is opened like a fan.

On the right is a cheating game, which is also a chic head-shaking action written as [Chushui Furong] and pronounced as [Tactical Leaning Back]. It's just that the beauty on the left is shaking her hair instead of algae. Forget it all, after the dumping, everyone took a closer look and found that this guy was actually a murloc with a half-bitten piranha in his mouth.

The camera finally landed on the piranha that was half bitten and dying.

An advertisement popped up on the screen: "Want to experience the god-level delicacy that is not available in the world? Please join the [Dark Cuisine Special Attack Team] of "Land Abandoned by God" immediately, and share with everyone the pleasure of eating piranhas to extinction!"

What is a bunch of barrage on the biu station.

"Grass!"

"I lost!"

"Congratulations to the up master for winning the Best Annual Award in [Despicable and Heinous]."

Wang Hao is very careful watching the video while staying in the office. If he doesn't pay attention, Jason over there will also be stupid, and he will lose his work in a second.

With the warmth from Kalandia, Wang Hao even peeked at her general location, and didn't bother to move.

After getting this product, who is going to make fun for sand sculpture players?

To deal with thousands of sand sculpture players, it's very hard work!

If this wasn't a mummy, Wang Hao would have given her some kind of c97 model worker award.

Now he is more interested in [Frost Crusade] instead.

Compared with ordinary players, the sand sculptures of elite players are not much better.

After saving the Yak clan, there was an episode.

A salmon named [Literary Youth] and a lobster man named [Pretentious Criminal] were hiding in a corner drinking tea comfortably.

[Literary and Art Youth]: "Uh, do you really want to turn on the perception to 100%? Do you think this tea is weird? It seems that people from the Yak clan are watching us."

[Pretending to be a criminal]: "This is because you go to too few places. In Nanyun, many people in the village do not have enough space to dry tea, so they nail pieces of tea cakes to the wall to dry. As a The saviors of the Yak clan, taking a piece of tea cake from them is definitely a trivial matter."

Over there, a little blond girl couldn't bear it, and found Joanna, who found Ashe in turn.

Aixi couldn't sit still, and still came to the two of them: "I don't want to disturb you. Is there a habit of drinking this in your hometown?"

[Pretentious offender] Flick the lobster's whiskers: "Drink tea? Of course, people in China like to drink tea. It can not only remove fat, but also clean the stomach..."

He talked a lot.

Ashe's face was flushed: "Well, Joanna wants to ask, why do you take yak dung as tea?"

The faces of the two guys turned green, and their voices were trembling: "Wait! Sister Ashe, what do you think is that?"

"Yak dung! The yak clan dried it up and used it for fire in winter."

"vomit……"

The unscrupulous fish and shrimps in the distance: "Hahahahahaha!"

[God of Tulip] was the only one who didn't smile. He walked up to the two unlucky ghosts solemnly, stretched out his hands and pressed their shoulders: "Dude, don't be afraid! The best way to get rid of fear is to face it! Persistence is victory! Ollie!"

[Jun Muqi] stepped forward and handed over a stack of 'tea cakes': "Please be sure to increase your strength!"

A pair of fish and shrimp saw the despair in each other's eyes.

They silently exited the game and entered delete! on their characters.

Farewell to "Land Abandoned by God"!

Maybe this world is really beautiful!

But we can't forget that realistic taste...

On this day, [Ice Expedition Army] rarely had two vacancies, and they were filled by alternates immediately.

Apart from this little episode, these fish and shrimp from the abyss are definitely a daunting and terrifying army.

They are extremely intelligent, and they are not afraid of death. What's more frightening is that they hardly need any supplies. No, it should be said that they are the supplies themselves.

When the yak clan expresses that they cannot provide food, they can also contribute food in reverse.

The wolf meat is grilled and can be eaten with spicy strips.

The roots are boiled and can be eaten with spicy strips.

In case of indecision, put spicy strips.

When it really comes to an emergency, the big deal is to put spicy strips on yourself, mix with some snow water, and it will be done.

Cut, isn't it just turning off the perception!

Just see that the system prompts that the satiety is full.

Seeing this scene, Joanna* Hongqiang was moved more than once: "This is definitely an army forged with iron will, where did you get it? Are you really going to sell your soul to the devil?"

"Uh, there are some very complicated reasons." Ashe didn't know how to explain it at all!

"It's fine if you don't tell me. I know you have no obligation to answer me."

"No, that, I got help from an abyss man named Jason Momoa." Mentioning him, Ashe blushed slightly.

Joanna was stunned, and suddenly sighed: "You are so lucky. He must love... value you very much. Otherwise, he would not give you this rare elite in the world."

"That's right, the next step is to pass through the territory of the Gargoyle clan. Do you have any good ideas?"

Joanna shook her head: "The opponent's war wolf can hear and smell people tens of meters away even in the snow and ice. And they are guarding the natural moat at the tooth wolf pass. I can't do anything about it. But as long as it's yours Command, I will fight to the death for you."

Ashe originally planned to force her way in, but she also felt a headache when she heard that the mouth of the Gargoyle Clan was actually a 30-meter-long suspension bridge.

"Can't we make a detour?"

"It will take 10 more days to make a detour. Below is Wanren Canyon. The terrain is dangerous and there is no ready-made road. No matter how experienced a hunter goes in the spring, he dare not say that he will survive."

Ashe has a big head.

This kind of pass that is easy to defend and difficult to attack, once the opponent cuts off the ropes of the suspension bridge, it will be over. There is a time limit for her return to the North.

She still found a few player commanders.

[Chu Jiayun] looked up: "Then, since the two of you have nothing to do, why not let us solve it."

"You?" Ashe frowned, she couldn't imagine what the players would do.

All the big players took a step forward.

[Lalan]: "Speaking of secret infiltration! We are professionals!"

[Wind beating the drum]: "Please call us [Alliance Shrimp Expendables]!"

Ashe was pleasantly surprised, but also a little dumbfounded.

Are you also a professional?

Didn't Jason say that you all just treat this as a game?

Why do you know everything?

Ashe smiled wryly and agreed: "Okay, I will find a commanding height to cover you, and if I fail, I will attack by force."

"good!"

This night is the Good Friday of the Wolf Warriors of the Fanglang Clan.

Because of a pungent smell wafting along with the wind, the war wolves howled mournfully.