Those who leave will always leave, and a new day will come. When the sun rises and sets, Wenxi is awakened by Pi Xiu's dishonest actions again. He presses Pi Xiu's head with his eyes closed, and reminds him: "Stop sucking, I can't suck anything out."

Pi Xiu paused, looked up at Wen Xi's face, kissed him and asked, "Why are you so flirtatious now? You're like this after you're married? I used to blush and hide when I touched you."

"I just woke up and I'm tired." Wenxi rubbed his eyes, opened one eye and looked at him: "Besides, where have you never touched my body? Every time the strength of your hand is so strong, it's like touching bald skin. The master who scrubs in the bathhouse is not as strong as your hands."

With a dark face, Pi Xiu lay down on the side of the bed, put his arms around Wen Xi and said, "I found out, you're not interested in me recently."

"It's not that I'm not interested in you." Wen Xi sighed, and stroked Pi Xiu's hard black hair: "Too many things have happened recently, I'm exhausted physically and mentally, and my kidneys are deficient."

"What a shame, I haven't touched you for several days." Pixiu sneered, put his arms around him and kissed his neck, and said with some yang energy, "I know you're in a bad mood, so I just want to comfort you."

As soon as Wenxi's body warmed up, she immediately nestled into Pixiu's arms and rubbed her face like a broken bone: "I'm fine, but I'm a little worried about my brother-in-law. My sister is gone. He's been overeating for days, and you still let people The live broadcast is really..."

Pixiu clicked his tongue, sealed his mouth and kissed: "Honey, he's a glutton, he should be overeating. When your sister is around, he eats slowly, that's abnormal."

The old monster got up and kissed Wenxi's face again, reached into his clothes and touched it: "Let him have a big appetite to live the king's live broadcast, which maximizes resources. The important thing is to find something for him to do, which saves him from thinking all day long." No, it’s dead or alive. All right, if you sleep a little longer, I’ll go downstairs and have a look.”

Wenxi saw him get up and put on his clothes, turned over and asked, "What are you doing so early today? Is there something downstairs today?"

Pi Xiu: "It's okay, just before Tao Ti's live broadcast, someone said that he faked food, and today he has to do a little work to prove that he is not fake food, but that he can really eat it."

The two hugged and rubbed together for a while, Pixiu tucked the quilt up for Wenxi again, and then went downstairs with his shoes, just in time to see Hou Er walking towards the backyard with a camera.

Tao Ti was already in danger and was sitting at the table, eating bread with his mobile phone in one hand, his face filled with righteous indignation.

Tao Ti: "I don't understand this group of mortals. They can't eat so much and don't allow others to eat so much? How can you compare me with a big stomach king? God damn is the ancestor of the big stomach king!"

Su An poured him a glass of lemonade: "They don't know Taishan, so calm down and drink some water to appetize."

"What is vomiting? I have never vomited since I was born until I grew up!" Tao Ti touched his stomach and sighed: "I also asked why my stomach doesn't bulge up. I'm not pregnant. Why? Why do you want your stomach to bulge?"

Pixiu coughed lightly, and sat on the chair next to him to explain: "Ordinary people eat so much of you, their stomachs will bulge." He gestured with his hand: "It should be similar to being pregnant."

"Then don't compare me with mortals, I am the ancestor of mortals."

As Tao Ti said, he waved his big hand, and the sky suddenly darkened and thunder struck.

Tiandao's friendly reminder, you can eat food indiscriminately, but you are forced not to pretend to be indiscriminate.

Monkey Two took Monkey Five to shoot Tao Ti with a 360-degree camera. In order to prove that he was really eating and broadcasting, Cao Cao stopped packing the delivery and stood behind him leaning on his height. The advantage comes from an overhead shot.

Looking at his former boss and his current colleagues, Cao Cao sighed, lamenting that life is ever-changing. It turns out that you and I have both become wage earners in this small dilapidated restaurant.

My working life is still a little bit longer, it is really a feng shui turn, if you don't believe me, look up, God will forgive who!

Tao Ti started the live broadcast on time, but the number of people who streamed live in two minutes immediately increased. People who poured into the live broadcast room were shocked when they saw the number of cameras, and the screen was filled with question marks.

Tao Ti glanced at the screen, and said calmly, "Two days ago, people have been saying that I induce vomiting and fake food. Today, I will challenge you for an eight-hour follow-up shoot. It is absolutely true."

The barrage exploded, and the number of live streamers increased again and again. Pixiu looked at the popularity of the live stream and the rocket gifts that flew past, and felt that it was still not enough.

Sweeping wool can't focus on a group of people, it has to expand the circle, and get the reputation of Taotie's food and broadcasting, so that Tao Ti can accept endorsements and commercials in the future, and establish a career of his own to make up for the trauma of his wife's loss.

Thinking about it, Pi Xiu pressed the share button in the live broadcast room, and shared it with his circle of friends and various fairy tale groups with one click. He also thoughtfully noted that it was a friend's career support.

After finishing the promotion work, Pi Xiu put his phone back in his pocket, and he looked at Tao Ti who was interacting with the audience, his heart was filled with peace.

He, Pixiu, the king of the top topics among monsters, is now willing to let his good brother suck blood and become popular, and he has touched the monster 2019. Who else can not praise him as a good person?

Tao Ti didn't know all this yet, and was reaching out to pick up an octopus head and shook it at the camera, saying: "Octopus headshot, one is not enough to make up ten."

He held ten octopuses in his hand, five of them were covered with rain and dew, and his head exploded in one mouthful, protruding a word "Shuang".

Tao Ti chewed and said, "Brothers, just type the word Shuang on the screen."

A colorful bullet screen floated across the screen, and two rocket planes were sent by local tyrants. Pi Xiu smiled from ear to ear, and signaled to Tao Ti that he could work harder and work harder.

After eating ten octopuses as a base, Tao Ti rinsed his mouth with clear water, poured himself another cup of Feizhai Happy Water, and put it on his side.

The fried chicken is sent into the mouth.

Others eat fried chicken with a bit of A**R meaning, but Tao puts a whole chicken leg in, and when it comes out, there is only one bone, which is the same as the stunt in cat and mouse, which makes the monsters who come to the live broadcast room for the first time look stupid squinted.

The gods and monsters promoted by Pi Xiu wiped their eyes vigorously, and they were sure that the handsome guy in front of him who was eating hazel while making Lao Tie double-click 666 was Lao Zhenlong's son Tao Ti who had been missing for many years, and he exploded immediately The pot ran around to tell each other——

grandmother! The old monster you had a crush on for three hundred years finally appeared!

The piconet was wide and sparse, and the one with the big asshole was finally caught by the one with no asshole! Facts have proved that time is like water in a sponge. When you spend your whole life shitting on one thing, then you will definitely succeed!

The forum, which had been silent for a long time, boiled again, and the names of Pi Xiu and Tao Ti appeared together, adding bright colors to the boring middle of the year.

"One thing to say, Taotie is really good at eating and broadcasting. I will do this bowl of rice. How about you?"

"Although, when I watched Tao Ti eat an octopus headshot, I really loved it."

"The ranking of the 2019 monster battle power list is re-ranked, and it can't be said that it has reached the top!"

"It's been 9102, why are people still asking Taotie what to do when he's full? Why don't you take care of your grandma who hasn't passed the catastrophe yet."

The degree of discussion has risen, and the old monster's goal of attracting traffic to the live broadcast room has been perfectly achieved. There are even monsters watching the old demons eating and broadcasting to pay off their debts, feeling affectionate and rewarding gifts, and the realization of traffic is also quietly proceeding, which is really killing two birds with one stone.

Pixiu's business ghost has really hammered it.

The number of viewers in the live broadcast room was increasing. Tao Ti raised his eyebrows as he looked at the barrage and began to boil hot water to make turkey noodles. Others may have five packs and ten packs, but Tao Ti directly puts twenty packs into the pot and then ten fried eggs, and slowly puts them on the table in a pot, which can't fit in the camera.

There was silence in the barrage for a while, and I started to worry about Tao Ti's chrysanthemum again. An earthquake in the chrysanthemum is inevitable after twenty packs, and bleeding is possible. Just kidding, don't joke about hemorrhoids.

The audience who were all trying to persuade Taotie to forget it heard Tao Ti laugh, picked up a piece of chopsticks and put it in his mouth, saying: "This amount is not enough for me to stuff between my teeth."

Barrage:……

Barrage: One thing to say, if the gap between the teeth is so wide, you have to go to the dentist.

A big monster like Tao Ti has always only played with reality, and after a bowl of noodles, he had a liter of Coke. After a short break, he hiccupped and looked at the barrage and asked, "What are you going to watch next? You decide. "

Ordinary people have seen this posture before. The stomach capacity of other anchors is at most a rice bucket. This handsome guy looks gentle, but he didn't expect it to be a rice bowl, or the bottomless kind.

A local tyrant raised his hand and shot a string of rockets, expressing that he would take a closer look.

Seeing the bullet screen, Pi Xiu raised his eyebrows, turned his head and asked the monkey to go to the kitchen to let Ren Jiao and Qiu Fu make dumplings and fried rice. The 180 beef and scallion buns made overnight last night were used for Tao Ti's afternoon tea.

Ren Jiao and Qiu Fu were so busy in the kitchen that they hit the back of their heads with their feet. When they heard that there was an extra meal, Qiu Fu was so angry that his tail exploded. He chopped up the meat with a kitchen knife and said, "I can't take it anymore, it will eat me up. I really can't do it anymore."

"You think, people still think that the meat of Qingqiu fox is not good for sticking teeth." Ren Jiao rubbed his head: "But it's so edible, it's really outrageous. You said that this kind of good thing that you can make money by eating, Why can't it be my turn?"

The two chefs worked intensively in the kitchen for eight hours, and Tao Ti spent eight hours in the backyard eating and broadcasting live broadcasts, directly clearing out the ingredients in the restaurant in the middle of the year.

When the live broadcast was over, he was still in the mood to order a takeaway for himself, and he deliberately chose the one with the most negative reviews. When he went to get the fast food, he happened to meet Wenxi who came down from the upstairs.

Wenxi looked at the takeaway in his hand and frowned: "What's wrong? Isn't the food in the store delicious?"

"No, I just miss your sister's craftsmanship." He shook the takeaway in his hand and asked, "Would you like to have a taste with me?"

Wenxi has never eaten the dishes made by his sister since he was so old. He nodded and sat at the table with Tao Ti, took a bite with chopsticks, and immediately frowned and spat it out.

"Don't eat this, I'll ask Pixiu to make it for you if you're not full." Wenxi reached out to hold Tao Ti's hand, but he dodged it backwards.

He ate the meat from the chopsticks into his mouth, raised his eyebrows and said, "It's okay, I've searched for several, and this one is the only one that smells like your sister, but only a little bit."

Tao Ti raised an eyebrow at Wenxi: "It's unpalatable, right? Your sister's cooking is even more unpalatable than this."

Wenxi: ...

Tao Ti sighed: "When I miss your sister, I order this takeaway. Every time I eat these, I feel so unpalatable. She must be thinking of me in heaven..."

Wenxi looked at Tao Ti and took another bite, then silently picked up the chopsticks and put them in his mouth as well.

The two shared the takeaway in silence, and Tao Ti put down his chopsticks and smiled: "I've wronged you for eating such an unpalatable food with me. Don't tell Lao Pi, lest he say me."

Wenxi: "I miss her too."

Tao question: "I used to say that the food she cooks is unpalatable, but now I want to eat it, but I can't eat it anymore."

Just as Wenxi was about to comfort him, the mountain shook suddenly. He supported the table with a look of panic, when he heard the monkey spirit jumping up and down and screaming: "There's an earthquake! It's an earthquake! Run for your life!"

Pixiu looked at the customers in the shop who threw down their chopsticks and didn't buy anything, and roared angrily, "Why are you running away! It's just a steamroller passing by! I'll pay for it when I come back!"

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