Panic For 10000 Years

After that, everyone entered the town.

Come to the inn.

This inn is a three-story building with a large space and many rooms.

Behind the post, there is a large fence yard, which can be used to park food carts and horses.

Dian Wei chose a room and elated a bath.

"The town is safe, there is no need to watch the night tonight."

Dian Wei sighed softly. I haven't had a good rest these days. I can sleep well tonight.

He wants to lie down and sleep earlier.

No one thought that suddenly someone knocked on the door.

"Who is it?" Dian Wei habitually held the Bachi Flower-Spreading Battle-Axe, and then asked.

"I am Qi Lian."

The person outside the door replied.

Dian Wei eyebrow raised, opened the door, and the white-clothed celebrity appeared outside the door, smiling, smiling.

Dian Wei arched his hands and said: "Instructor Qi, do you have any advice?"

Qi Lian opened the iron fan and fanned it gently: "Can you invite me in and sit down? Talk to each other?"

Dian Wei said silently, replied: "It's getting late, and I have to get up early and set off tomorrow. If there is nothing important, don’t have it."

Qi Lian Not at all irritated, but said with a smile: "There is indeed something to discuss."

Speaking of this, what else can Dian Wei say.

Old Zheng lives next door to him, and he has opened the No.5 plug-in today, so you don’t have to worry that Qi Lian will be against him and enter the door openly.

The two sit opposite each other.

Qi Lian paused for a while, opened the mouth and said: "I just straight to the point, you can see the abnormality in Little Brother, right?"

Dian Wei shook his head and said: "I'm just a blood energy Martial Artist, where can I see any abnormalities."

Qi Lian waved his hand: "You don't have to be so wary, I have no malice against you. Frankly, I can I saw the anomaly, and I also saw the anomaly encountered by the Instructor Wang who committed suicide."

Dian Wei opened his hands and said with a bitter smile: "Instructor Qi, you misunderstood, I I really can’t see the anomaly."

Qi Lian hearing this, stared at Dian Wei for two seconds, hesitantly said: "You really can’t see it? Then why did Grandma Yun mention the death of Instructor Wang, You are as nervous as I am."

Dian Wei continued: "I just heard that an Instructor killed himself, and I was shocked that's all."

"So that's how it is, it seems I misunderstood."

Qi Lian laughed blankly, "You don't know, I've had a pretty bad time during this period, since I saw the anomaly that killed Instructor Wang , I’m having trouble sleeping, sitting or lying down."

Dian Wei was moved, and still calmly said: "I don’t know anything about abnormalities. I may not be able to help you."

Qi Lian waved his hand: "You don’t need any help. I’m here anyway. Just take me to tell you a story.

Half a year ago, I came to this town. Listening to Grandma Yun talking about the death of Instructor Wang.

It is said that this Instructor Wang suddenly saw an abnormality after a breakthrough. Since then, Instructor Wang has run into an alley every day, Smiling at the empty place.

Grandma Yun asked him, Instructor Wang said that he saw a stone statue.

The strange thing is that the stone statue can talk and has an expression on his face. With kind eyebrows and good intentions, the stone statue asked Instructor Wang to tell him a joke."

Dian Wei listened quietly, with an inexplicable expression: "Ha ,to tell a joke? "

Qi Lian nodded: "Yes, just tell jokes." Instructor Wang doesn't know how to tell jokes. How can I think that the stone statue started to tell him jokes, telling jokes endlessly, and those jokes are more funny than one.

As a result, Instructor Wang looked like an evil spirit. Everyday all couldn't help running to the stone statue to listen to a joke, and couldn't stop laughing.

Once he left that stone statue, he felt uncomfortable, melancholic and suffering, and was able to hold back his internal injuries.

As time passed, Instructor Wang laughed all day long, without eating or drinking, becoming haggard, his smile was distorted, and his tears flowed through his laughter. In the end, he seemed to be unable to stand it, so he drew his sword and killed himself. "

Dian Wei was stunned: "You mean, Instructor Wang actually laughed to death. "

Qi Lian: "Isn't it!" "

Dian Wei: "Have you seen that stone statue?" "

Qi Lian sighed said: "After I heard about this, I was curious, so I ran to the alley and took a look. However, what I saw was not a benevolent stone statue, but a stone statue with a gloomy expression. "

After a pause, Qi Lian lowered his voice and said, "That stone statue, let me tell him a horror story." "

Dian Wei's expression changed for a while: "You, did you talk?" "

Qi Lian nodded: "Fortunately, I read poems and books, and read some scary and weird stories, so I told one. "

Dian Wei: "Then what? "

Qi Lian: "That stone statue was very satisfied. A round ball came out from his mouth and gave it to me. The stone statue tells me that this bead can be eaten and can increase cultivation base. "

Dian Wei looked at Qi Lian carefully.

Qi Lian nodded, with a look of aftertaste, tsk tsk exclaimed: "I ate that bead, in just three days, cultivation The base then advances to a level, surpassing the work of several years of penance. "

Dian Wei raised his eyebrows and said: "There is such a good thing, so why are you looking for me?" "

Qi Lian: "If you can also see the anomaly, this is an opportunity that may come by with luck, but not by searching for it. You can prepare some jokes or scary stories in advance , And then go to'Xiao Lou Alley' with me to see the stone statue. "

Dian Wei tsk tsk said: "It's a pity, I still can't see the abnormality, otherwise I will follow you. "

Qi Lian also showed regret and didn't chat, got up and left.

Send Qi Lian away, Dian Wei frowned and looked thoughtful.

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Qi Lian walked slowly out of the post and stopped in the distance, hiding his body in the dark, waiting for something quietly.

He waited until dawn, and waited until the convoy escorting the food left Three -way Crossroad.

"That kid, he was not fooled. "

Qi Lian gritted his teeth, turned around, and walked into Xiaolou Alley.

This deep alley was actually deserted and empty for a long time.

Qi Lian stopped in front of a weed, lifted the head, and a layer of cold sweat was leaking on his forehead.

A huge stone statue appeared under his eyes, the height of which was 2-Layer building.

At this moment, the stone statue is smiling, smiling, overlooking Qi Lian, opened the mouth and said: "You are here to listen to my joke again..."

Qi Lian The corner of the mouth twitched, gradually tearing open the corners of the mouth, revealing a happy and bright smile, but also smiling.

The long dragon left the Three-way Crossroad and headed north.

Dian Wei, who was riding on the horse, looked back at the town, his eyes flickered.

Old Zheng saw this and asked: "Xiao Wei, what's the matter? "

Dian Wei turned his head and looked forward and said, "It's okay, but I suddenly want to hear other people tell jokes." "

Old Zheng whispered: "Then I will tell you one. Once upon a time, a landlord bought a barrel of wine and put a seal on the lid of the barrel, but his servant drilled a hole in the bottom of the barrel and stole the wine every day.

The landlord found that the seal was intact, but the wine was dwindling day by day. I was surprised! !

At this time, someone suggested that he check the bottom of the barrel to see if there is a weak spot. Guess what the landlord said! He said:'You are stupid, the wine on the top is less, and the wine on the bottom is not less. '”