Otaku Engineer in Great Tang Dynasty

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Two-thirds of the students in Yanhuang Academy are from outside Chang'an City, and only a small number of students go home during the two-day vacation. Although the rest of the non-local students could not go home, they were also very happy to think that they would not need military training.

But as the so-called "Fortune and misfortune depend on, and misfortune lies on the back of fortune", sometimes being unable to go home is actually a kind of luck.

"Fuck, I want to poop as soon as I get back, Jiang Wuyun quickly bring me some toilet paper for this young master~!"

It didn't take much time for Cheng Chumo to return to Chang'an. As soon as this guy entered the house, he felt that the chrysanthemum was tight, and he was about to burst out. Cheng Chumo hurriedly went straight to the hut and told his book boy. .

Jiang Wuyun, who was in the front yard, saw Cheng Chumo walk into the courtyard gate, he wanted to say hello, but when he heard such a thoughtless sentence, the whole person was suddenly stunned.

"Hey~! Young master, what is toilet paper~?"

Jiang Wuyun chased behind Cheng Chumo and shouted loudly.

Cheng Chumo, who had just walked in front of the thatched hut, paused, patted his head, and said angrily: "Damn, I almost forgot, there is no toilet paper at home, forget it, let me bring some newspapers to the young master~!"

Jiang Wuyun led the way, Cheng Chumo shook his head, and entered the hut with a displeased expression.

"Damn~! Why is it so stinky!"

Cheng Chumo, who was used to going to the toilet of the academy, came back to see his thatched hut, and immediately began to dislike it. Not only does his house not have the white and smooth squat pit of the academy, but there is also no complete flushing system. It looks disgusting and smells stinky, so it's no wonder that this product is starting to dislike it.

"Uh~, young master, our thatched hut has always been like this~?"

Jiang Wuyun, who had just brought a newspaper, stood outside the door of the thatched hut and said stunned.

"Okay, okay, I got it, let's go~!"

Cheng Chumo stretched out his hand, took the newspaper into the hut, and said helplessly.

Cheng Chumo, who had just left Yanhuang Academy for less than an hour, had already started to miss the life of Yanhuang Academy. When I was in the academy, I wanted to leave the academy, and after I left the academy, I wanted to go back to the academy. Is this the legendary crime?

In fact, Cheng Chumo is far more than the only student who commits cheap acts. The students who return to their homes are, first of all, uncomfortable with the sudden switch of architectural styles. Most of the buildings in Yanhuang Academy are exotic-style buildings constructed of cement bricks and tiles. They are both classical styles of wooden doors and windows. I can't say which is better or worse. I can only say that after the students are used to the classical style buildings with wooden buildings and windows, the first time they entered Yanhuang Academy, they felt that Yanhuang Academy was like that. The style of the building is more comfortable to live in.

In addition, similar to what Cheng Chumo needed, the students discovered the superiority of the academy toilets. The clean and hygienic toilets were not comparable to their own thatched huts.

"Housekeeper, housekeeper~, go to Trolley Pavilion and help me buy some toilet paper back~!"

Sun Mansion, Sun Zifan came out of the hut with his butt tucked, and said to the housekeeper with a constipated expression on his face. Looking at this guy's expression, God knows how much he suffered in that hut!

"Master, what is toilet paper~?"

The butler looked at Sun Zifan with a puzzled expression and asked.

Sun Zifan frowned and waved his hand impatiently: "Uh, it's very toilet paper. Butler, you can go to Trickster and ask and you'll understand. The people over there must know."

The butler answered in a dazed way, and went out, but after a while, he turned back and said embarrassingly: "Master, now the door is about to close, there should be no one over there in the Trolley Pavilion!"

Sun Zifan said speechlessly, "Then let's go early in the morning~!"

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Most of the students of Yanhuang Academy who returned to Chang'an encountered the embarrassing situation of no toilet paper in their thatched hut. But there is one person who is more fortunate, and that is Li Tai.

"Hey~! Fortunately, Huangmei has toilet paper, otherwise this king would have been slaughtered~!"

Li Tai came out of the thatched hut contentedly with a roll of toilet paper in his arms, thinking very much.

Now in the entire Tang Dynasty, apart from Li Zexuan's house and Yanhuang Academy, only Changle has toilet paper. When Changle followed Li Er, Empress Changsun and others to visit Yanhuang Academy before, because Li Chengqian suddenly had a stomachache, Changle accidentally discovered the magical effect of toilet paper. , and then the little girl took the initiative to ask Li Zexuan for a batch of toilet paper!

Li Zexuan has always regarded Changle as a cute little girl like his own sister. After hearing Changle's request, Li Zexuan naturally agreed. He arranged for someone to send a whole carload of toilet paper to the palace on the same day.

It was through such a loophole that Li Tai was able to get precious toilet paper.

"Hey~! The only fly in the ointment is that the palace's thatched hut doesn't feel as comfortable as that of an academy. I have to admire Xiaoxuan's design ability! Even the maiden can play with new tricks~!"

In fact, the thatched hut in Prince Wei's Mansion does not have the problem of being dirty and smelly, but Li Tai thought about it and thought that the academy's thatched hut was more comfortable to squat!

"Gu Changshi, you are going to invite a group of craftsmen who participated in the construction of Yanhuang Academy tomorrow to come to the palace to repair the house, and let them build it in the style of the academy as much as possible~!"

Li Tai found the long history of the palace and ordered in a low voice.

"Yes, Your Highness!"

The so-called Gu Changshi was a middle-aged scribe in his early thirties, he heard the words and bowed.

"By the way, and then ordering people to go to the Trolley Pavilion tomorrow to help this king buy some toilet paper back, it's not good to always ask Changle to "borrow paper"!"

Li Tai thought about it and added.

Gu Changshi was speechless, thinking what kind of borrowing are you doing? What is the difference between borrowing and robbing and stealing~?

"Yes, Your Highness~!"

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To a certain extent, these Yanhuang Academy students who went home from vacation are like a batch of fire seeds that are spread into the world and set off a prairie fire! Through word of mouth among students, people gradually learned about novelties such as toilet paper, water pipes, showers, etc., and after listening to the description of the academy students, they felt that these things are quite useful!

Especially toilet paper, this kind of soft stuff that can replace the hard as iron toilet chips, it is the gospel of everyone! As long as you are not short of money and pay attention to the quality of life, you will always yearn for toilet paper~!

But where to buy this stuff? Many people subconsciously think of Trolley Pavilion, because toilet paper first appeared in Yanhuang Academy. Li Zexuan is the head of Yanhuang Academy, and he is also the big boss of Trolley Pavilion. If you think about it this way, if toilet paper is sold to the public, it must be a miracle. Fun Pavilion!

So, in the early morning of the second day, the Trolley Pavilion once again welcomed a large number of guests, and the line had already filled the entire street!

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