Otaku Engineer in Great Tang Dynasty

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"Well, you have all got the exam papers for this monthly exam. You have a good idea of ​​how the exam went, so I won't read them one by one. I hope everyone can follow the students on the honor roll and keep a distance from the students on the shame list! This month, I will leave Kong Quancun, Song Tianyou, Duan Wenbo, Guang Gaohan, and Wang Meng to be responsible for the hygiene of the school building! After school every day, you must stay and clean the school building carefully. It's a matter, then you will continue to scan next month, do you hear?"

Arithmetic School.

Li Zexuan stood on the podium and talked about the results of this monthly test. To be honest, he was very satisfied with the current numeracy school. He didn't brag about it. Any student in the numerology school took it out and went to some shops to be a cashier. All are competent enough. After all, the modern counting and calculation methods taught by Li Zexuan are much more advanced than the counting and calculation methods of this era.

"I heard~"

Hearing the second half of Li Zexuan's sentence, Kong Quancun, Song Tianyou, Wang Meng and other students on the shame list responded weakly, and then they all blushed with embarrassment. I swear secretly that I will go back every night this month to do my homework well, and I must never be on the shame list again!

"Meng Wenhao, the first in the monthly exam, rewarded his family with a chance to eat for free at Zuixianlou. Due to special reasons, this reward has been cashed the day before yesterday! Everyone knows that I am rich, if you want to eat poor me, Just try your best to be first!"

Li Zexuan said half-jokingly.

"Haha~~"

The students let out a burst of good-natured laughter, and they all knew that it was impossible to feed Li Zexuan's family into poverty.

"Okay, then let's start the class! Today we will talk about the exam papers for this monthly exam..."

"Pfft~~~"

Halfway through Li Zexuan's speech, a strange "puchi" sound suddenly came from the back of the schoolhouse, and everyone couldn't help but turn their heads and look over there.

"Fuck! Cheng Chumo, you're so disgusting, you actually pooped in public in class! Vomit~~, I can't take it anymore!"

Sun Zifan was the first to find the source of the sound. He saw a lump of unknown yellow (color) object on Cheng Chumo's stool. He thought of the weird "puchi" sound just now. Sun Zifan immediately concluded that Cheng Chumo was shitting in public.

"Damn it, it stinks! Cheng Chumo, you are too filthy!"

"Wow~~! Cheng Chumo, you are so disgusting!"

"I can't take it anymore!"

Hearing Sun Zifan's scolding, the students in the dormitory fry the pot one by one, whether they smell the smell or not, they all start to accuse Cheng Chumo. Some students who are close follow the direction of Sun Zifan's finger, and also Seeing the yellow (color) object, they quickly covered their mouths and noses, "scattered and fled", and even Tie Dan and Qin Huaiyu, who were usually very close to Cheng Chumo, frowned and left their seats.

"Fuck, Sun Zifan, how dare you slander me! This is not shit, the persimmon I brought over today fell on the bench and broke!"

Cheng Chumo stood up and explained angrily.

This pot is definitely not to be carried! If it were spread out to let others know that he was shitting in public in class, how would he have the face to hang out in the gangster circle in Chang'an City after Cheng Chumo?

"Fart, it's obviously shit, Cheng Chumo, do you still want to lie?"

Sun Zifan pinched his nose and retorted.

"Yeah! It looks like shit, Cheng Chumo, stop sophistry~!"

"Wow~~, it's so disgusting!"

"It must be that you ate something unclean in the morning, and then just had a stomach upset and the shit popped out!"

"Ouch~~! Don't talk about Dongcai, I'm sick to death!"

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Cheng Chumo's explanation was obviously very weak, and the students onlookers expressed their disbelief.

"Fuck, it's really persimmons, not shit! If you don't believe me, I'll show them to you!"

Cheng Chumo was in a hurry. In order to prove his innocence, this guy didn't care about 3721, he took out a yellow (colored) object on the stool and stuffed it into his mouth.

"Wow~~! Damn it! It's okay to poop in public, but you still eat shit in public! Cheng Chumo, I misread you! From now on, my grandson Fan will not recognize you as a brother!"

Sun Zifan was stunned for a moment, then quickly retched.

From the very beginning, he thought that the yellow (colored) object was shit, and when he saw Cheng Lumo eating that thing in public, the visual impact was quite powerful, and of course he couldn't stand it.

"Wow~~! Oh my god! I heard that eight doctors in our Imperial Academy ate shit yesterday. I didn't expect that some students ate shit today. What happened to our Imperial Academy?"

When some students saw this scene, they immediately thought of the headlines on the "Datang Daily" today.

"Wow~~! I can't stand it! Sir, take care of it!"

Faced with this situation, Cheng Chumo was a little dumbfounded, and he explained while eating: "Fuck! Don't talk nonsense, Sun Tzu, if you are a special mother, this is really a persimmon. If you don't believe me, come and try it, it is still sweet! Don't think about your special mother. , How could my old Cheng eat shit? Nuo, look, my old Cheng brought two persimmons this morning, one was broken and the other was still good, let's see!"

Cheng Chumo said, by the way, he took out an intact persimmon from the desk drawer and showed it to everyone.

"Is that thing really a persimmon, not shit?"

"It should be! The Duke of Lu's family is not poor enough for Cheng Lumo to eat shit.

step? "

Cheng Chumo's efforts were not in vain, and many people still believed his words.

"Cough, Chu Mo, I just picked up a persimmon in front of the academy. You should have dropped it, right?"

Li Zexuan took out a yellow-orange persimmon from his clothes with a smile, and said a little narrowly.

quiet! Suddenly, the church fell into a strange silence!

Cheng Chumo was stunned. Since he dropped the persimmon in Li Zexuan's hand, what is the yellow (color) object on the bench?

"Fuck! Cheng Chumo, I almost believed you!"

"Ouch~~! So you're really eating shit!"

"I remember it! In the morning, I saw the youngest son of Assistant Professor Mu's family from the Simen Academy come to our school, and the feces on your stool, Chumo, was pulled by that child?"

Wang Meng wisely added, Li Zexuan glanced at him with a half-smile, secretly thinking that this child is really wicked.

"Ugh~~! Fuck, Wang Meng, why didn't you say it earlier? Vomit~~! Get out of the way! His mother's father can't take it anymore!"

Cheng Lumo was immediately dumbfounded, he roared angrily, then staggered a few steps and ran out to vomit!

"Pfft! Hahaha! I didn't expect Cheng Chumo to be so easy to deceive!"

Seeing this, Wang Meng burst into laughter.

"Damn, awesome, Wang Meng! So you're a liar! Haha! I thought it was true!"

"Hahaha~!"

The rest of the students heard the conversation between the two and reacted, laughing and mourning silently for Cheng Chu who was vomiting outside.

Li Zexuan shook his head. Of course, the persimmon he took out was not from Cheng Chumo, but brought from home in the morning. He just wanted to amuse Cheng Chumo by the way!

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