Otaku Engineer in Great Tang Dynasty

Chapter 313 Did you eat shit in the morning?

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Cui Shanyou returned home in embarrassment and changed a pair of shoes. He didn't even bother to take a shower, so he hurriedly lit the lantern and bypassed the countless "landmines" in front of the door. Go to the east gate.

As for where the "landmine" in front of the door came from, he doesn't have time to investigate it now. He wants to wait until he returns in the early morning, and then go to the people of Wuhou Mansion and let them investigate!

If I let this old man know who is so immoral, I have to make you look good! Cui Shanyou thought bitterly.

"Oh~! That's great! Haha! Now I can buy candy people with money to eat~!"

In the small alley to the west of Cui Shanyou's house, there were about forty and a half children gathered. One of them was a big boy with a naked upper body and a tiger's head. When he saw Cui Shanyou's master and servant disappear, he jumped up excitedly and shouted. cried the little one.

"Haha, the old man Cui stepped on my Baba just now, can Xiao Wu get an extra 100 yuan bounty this time?"

A six- or seven-year-old boy in rags and sackcloth with a bun on the top, dragged the slightly older boy and asked.

"Xiao Wu, it's so dark, how can you see clearly?"

the older boy asked sadly.

"Of course you can see it clearly! Brother Qi Nu, if you don't believe it, you can go and have a look. Xiao Wu also left a mark next to Baba's place. That place is half a step away from the door. Xiao Wu specially chose it there. The old man must have stepped on it!"

When the little boy named Xiao Wu heard that the big boy didn't believe him, he hurriedly dragged him to take a closer look.

"Well, let it go, we'll wait here for Brother Biaozi to come over, he'll talk later!"

The big boy hurriedly let go of his hand, he didn't want to suffer from the smelly "minefield"!

"Brother Biaozi is here~!"

"Brother Biaozi is here~!"

Two surprise voices suddenly sounded among the children, and then the crowd was automatically divided into two sides, and a shirtless burly man came over with two sloppy young men.

"Hello, Biaozi!"

"Hello, Biaozi!"

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More than 40 children bowed down to say hello to the burly man in unison, and it looked as funny as the big man was with a bunch of little kids.

"Well, not bad, not bad, I just saw it by the side, you all did a good job, I Biaozi always speaks and does not take your money, promise, 200 yuan per person, let the old man Cui step on the doll One hundred more rewards! Second Lin, send money!"

Brother Biao Zi shouted loudly with his waist on his back.

"Yes, boss!"

A small valet responded quickly.

"Thank you, Brother Biaozi!"

"Thank you, Brother Biaozi!"

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When the little kids heard that they were going to give out money, they all jumped up excitedly.

"Quiet and quiet! Don't provoke others!"

Biaozi hurriedly roared, and then said: "Today, when you go back, each and every one of you will work hard for Lao Tzu to eat, and if you want to poop, just hold it back for Lao Tzu, and in the morning, we will come back to Old Cui to have a meal. It's still the same price, can you hear it clearly?"

"Listen clearly!"

When they heard that they could make another money tomorrow, the children hurriedly agreed. You only need to pay a lump of "flying" to get a few hundred yuan of income. If you don't agree to such a cost-effective transaction, isn't there a problem with your head?

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The same thing happened almost at the same time in other corners of Chang'an City. Ju Qingliu, Sima Minglang, Gu Fengyan, Shangguan Yufeng, Lu Yanyu, Zheng Zhanli, and Sikong Linghao were the seven doctors who impeached Li Zexuan together with Cui Shanyou. Without exception, all of them were seeded and "glided" one after another.

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"The nine heavens close the palace, and all nations wear their crowns and pay their respects."

Chang'an is located on the banks of the Weihe River and at the northern foot of the Qinling Mountains. During the planning process, Chang'an City embraced the ideology of the unity of man and nature.

There are no rivers in Chang'an City, only canals connecting the city and suburban rivers and man-made or natural pools such as Qujiang Pond. Outside the city of Chang'an, there are eight rivers, namely Wei, Jing, Feng, Lao, Fu, Zhu, Chan, and Ba River.

Therefore, in terms of transportation, Chang'an, as an imperial capital, is extremely developed in both water and land transportation.

The Ba River originates in Lantian County and is located in the east of Chang'an City. On both sides of the Ba Bridge, the embankment is built for five miles, and ten thousand willows are planted. Whenever the spring is full and the spring breeze blows, the catkins are flying all over the sky and the smoke is foggy, which becomes a major landscape of Chang'an Baqiao. Bahe has a wharf and a post station, called "Bating", where people greet and see off guests, say goodbye, and break off branches and willows as gifts.

Li Zexuan came to Bashang a long time ago today. He was very speechless to Li Er. Why did he make a statement that "the Beijing officials of the fifth rank and above must come to Bashang to see off the army"? Isn't it bad to only come to rank five and above? Li Zexuan felt that he was being targeted.

Alas, a good double vacation period, it's so cold! One day, should I also suggest to Li Er to bring the double-break system to the court? After all, "government workers" in previous lives also need to rest on weekends!

"Haha, it's been a long time since you boy! My old Cheng

If I don't go to you, you don't know how to take the time to say hello to me? "

Suddenly, a huge force came from his shoulders. If Li Zexuan hadn't been relatively stable, he would probably have been slapped into the river by this slap. Don't look at it, only the Great Demon King Cheng could do such an inconsequential thing.

"Uncle Cheng taught me that it was the kid who didn't think carefully! I'd like to invite you to drink with Uncle Qin at the mansion some other day!"

Li Zexuan was quite helpless to this crazy and "disrespectful" Cheng Yaojin, so he could only follow his words and say.

"Hey! There's no need for another day~! You're going to get married soon, my old Cheng will go to your house for a big meal! Haha, you're not allowed to hide your secrets, what good wine is there? All the good dishes must be served to the old man!"

Cheng Yaojin patted Li Zexuan on the shoulder and laughed.

"Zhijie, how can you do this to your elders?"

Qin Qiong on the side couldn't help frowning.

"Hey, second brother Qin, this kid is also his own family. What else do you need to be polite to him? Huh~? What does it smell? Why is it so stinky!"

Cheng Yaojin smelled a stench as he spoke. He sniffed his nose, turned his head and looked around, trying to find the source of the stench.

Li Zexuan also smelled it. With sharp eyes, he saw Cui Shanyou, Ju Qingliu, Sima Minglang and others walking towards this side. He smiled knowingly, tugged at Cheng Yaojin's sleeve, then held his breath and stepped forward to cup his hands. laughed:

"Yo~! Isn't this Dr. Cui, Dr. Tachibana, and Dr. Sima? Are you guys early~?"

"Well, Li Siye, you are early too!"

Cui Shanyou was not in a good mood today, he just pretended to bow his hands and said a simple greeting, and then he no longer wanted to speak.

The rest of the people didn't even say a word, just cupped their hands.

Li Zexuan didn't care on the face, but in his heart he was cursing these people with a knife in the back. He suddenly pinched his nose and exclaimed exaggeratedly: "Oh, hey~~! Why is your body so stinky, Dr. Cui? Did you eat shit in the morning?"

Did you eat shit in the morning? Eating shit? shit?

Li Zexuan's cry was louder, Cheng Yaojin was close and could hear it the most clearly, Lao Cheng widened his eyes in shock, pinched his nose, and pointed at Cui Shanyou and the others: "Bah, it's insulting to gentleness, you are so talented. It's insulting to Sven, even eating shit! Vomit~~! It's so stinky, my old Cheng can't stand it!"

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