One Punch Man King Engine

The genius remembers the address of this site in a second: (Apex Chinese), the fastest update! No advertisements! "Hey, Saitama, it seems that you are not very interested?"

King and Saitama patrolled the disaster sites one by one according to the disaster sites mentioned on the mobile phone news, to see which of the weirdos hadn't been eliminated. Along the way, Saitama's face was slumped, and even his walking body was slightly bent, as if a huge weight was pressing on him. he.

"Something to worry about."

Saitama rubbed his head absently.

"Um?"

King looked at Saitama's slippery bald head and sighed: "It is true that every man encounters your distress when he is young, it is very frustrating, but you don't have to be too discouraged, the world's technology is very advanced , maybe there is a way to heal your baldness, if it doesn't work, just get a hair transplant..."

"..."

Saitama's face darkened, and he said angrily, "I didn't refer to this trouble..."

"Sure enough, baldness is your trouble."

King was lost in thought.

Saitama's face was dark, "No, no, I mean something else... King, don't you realize your troubles?"

"My troubles?"

King thought for a while, "It's too popular for men, women and children, old and young?"

"……forget it."

Saitama became a little shorter, and sighed: "I just think I'm too strong."

"……so envious."

This time it was King's turn to be a little shorter.

"What are you envious of?" Saitama said depressedly: "Because it's too powerful, no matter what you follow in the battle, you can always defeat the opponent overwhelmingly. Without a trace of passion, you won't get any gains. I just feel like a Machines, constantly repeating work, boring, boring, lonely, lonely... Alas, I seem to have no way to become stronger."

"Isn't that nice?"

King looked at the mediocre Saitama speechlessly, wondering if this guy was showing off his power in front of me? It was as if a Nobel laureate lamented that he would never be able to win a higher award. He really wanted to slap me, but he was afraid he would slap me back.

"King, don't you understand? If I can't continue to become stronger, I will no longer be able to experience the thrill of improving my strength when I am a hero. Just like you play games, your game character has been upgraded to the highest level, and there is no way to improve. , no matter which boss you fight, you can crush them all, like me, there is no one who can be called an opponent, so, will you feel bored?"

"No, after the character reaches the full level, you can collect props, repeat beatings, etc. It's a lot of fun, you deserve it."

"Eh? King... You should also be the guy who stands at the pinnacle of force, right? Why don't you understand this feeling of loneliness? Because you are too powerful, you have no interest in anything."

Saitama dragged his body forward with a sigh.

"I understand Saitama's distress, but you are too persistent." King said for example: "At this time, you are equivalent to standing on the edge of a cliff. There is a cliff in front of you and a cliff behind you. You have nowhere to go, so be confused."

Saitama shook his head, "No, I'll just jump over at this time."

The corner of King's mouth twitched, "...you can't jump off a cliff."

Saitama said firmly: "There is no cliff in the world that I cannot jump over."

Pooh. Of course I know that there is no cliff in the world that you cannot jump over. After all, you are a pervert who can jump from the moon back to the earth.

King said unhappily: "Assume, what I'm talking about is assuming, assuming that you can't jump off the cliff."

"Oh, so what should I do?"

Saitama followed the topic of king.

King smiled slightly, exuding holy light all over his body, and said, "Didn't you consider going left and right at this time?"

Saitama asked strangely: "Left and right? Do you also have to face the cliff?"

"...You quit the group!"

King held his forehead and sighed, "Saitama, life is an endless journey.

"

Saitama was even more puzzled, "If you die, isn't life over?"

"..."

King straightened his mind and said, "Saitama, have you ever traveled?"

"No money."

"... Cough, have you ever taken a bus?"

"I can run faster than the bus."

"..."

King frowned and thought hard, and after a while, a flash of inspiration suddenly flashed, and he said to Saitama: "Saitama, when the supermarket special sale time limit is about to expire, will you look for the direction of the supermarket and run all the way?"

"meeting!"

Saitama nodded.

"Your life is like chasing a supermarket sale. You focus all your attention on the supermarket sale. When you successfully catch up, do you feel that you have no direction?"

"No, I will go home and eat hot pot."

"..."

King sighed: "Have you never thought about enjoying the scenery on the road?"

Saitama shook his head and said: "If you stop to enjoy the scenery, you will miss the special sale in the supermarket!!"

King paused, and said in a bad mood: "Saitama, let's go, you are the worst student I have ever seen, and I can no longer continue to educate you."

Paralyzed, most importantly, what Saitama seems to say makes sense.

"King, are you angry?" Saitama said lonely: "I'm just not interested in anything."

"You actively seek new stimuli..."

Saitama looked at the king suspiciously, "A new stimulus?"

King said in relief: "Yes, in fact, there are many peaks in the world. People often say that there are three hundred and sixty lines, and the number one in every line. Saitama, you are just the peak of the hero line. There are still many other industries waiting for you. Digs and challenges, like games..."

Saitama shook his head lifelessly, "Not interested."

"Are you really not interested?"

King recalled the very impressive scene between King and Saitama, "Let's play games? Don't you want someone to beat you? Let me beat you."

"Playing games? I'm not interested. If I were to fight with you, I'd be very happy, but if I were to play games, to be honest, even if I lost to you, I wouldn't feel any frustration, let alone be reconciled, nor I want to continue to challenge until I win your desire, because since I became stronger, my feelings are gradually weakening. I am afraid that in the near future, I will become a completely cold-blooded person, so even if you stimulate me again, I will I'm not interested either..."

Saitama raised his eyelids, still holding his head deafly, speaking weakly.

"Is that so?"

King held up two fingers and said in a low voice, "I'll play games this time, and I only use two fingers! What do you think?"

"Are you serious?"

Saitama was shocked all over, glaring at King energetically and said, "See if I won't blow you up this time!"

The scenes of being tortured by the king in the past came to his mind one after another, which made him fight bravely, and this time he was determined to take the opportunity to avenge himself.

"..."

King smiled, Saitama, Saitama, do you think you can beat me if I give you a few fingers? Innocent! ! After a while, I will let you understand the horror of being dominated by the Great Demon King!

How can the strongest man be in vain! !