One Punch Man King Engine

Z City Police Department.

"Name?"

"Saitama."

"King."

"Please be honest, let me ask again, your real names?"

"Saitama."

"King."

"..."

"What do you guys do?"

"hero."

"hero."

"..."

Director Xiong looked helplessly at King and Saitama, and said, "Okay, we'll talk about these issues later." He turned his gaze to Saitama, took out a blueprint from the bottom of the table and put it on the table, "Mr. Saitama, right? Please take a look, this is the picture of the prisoner drawn according to the description of the eyewitnesses of the case."

On the blueprint is a sketch portrait composed of one big and one small two ellipses, and the whole body is drawn with dotted lines.

"Just look at this piece of paper..." King looked at Saitama strangely, "Saitama, it looks like you! It's so round."

"Hey, king, don't talk nonsense, I'm not a murderer! I'm a hero!" Saitama pointed to the blueprint and asked, "Why is the whole body covered with black lines? Why don't you make the portrait more specific?"

Director Xiong smiled wryly: "Because it was night at that time, the witnesses only saw a shadow in the darkness."

"shadow?"

King picked up the blueprint, compared it with Saitama's shadow, and said in surprise, "Saitama, it's exactly the same, tell me honestly, did you do it?"

"...No, I've never done it before." Saitama anxiously defended.

King murmured and said, "Saitama, could it be your sleepwalking that did it?"

Saitama said angrily: "King, don't wrong me."

King smiled: "Don't get excited, I'm just making a hypothesis,

Well, yes, hypothetical. "

"So, Mr. Saitama, can you explain where the blood on your arm came from?" Director Xiong pointed to the blood stains on Saitama's arm and looked at him suspiciously.

Saitama explained: "It's the blood of the weirdo, because I'm being a hero! King can testify."

"Me?" King pointed at himself and said honestly, "I didn't see it." He really didn't see Saitama killing monsters, well, he didn't cheat Saitama.

Saitama looked at King weakly, "King..."

King looked at Saitama innocently, "I really didn't see you killing the monster. When I went to the scene of the monster, the monster was already dead."

"Okay, next question, Mr. Saitama, what exactly are you doing right now?"

Chief Xiong didn't bother with the blood stain issue, because he had asked someone to take a sample for testing, and he believed that the results would be sent back soon.

Saitama thought for a while and said, "Hero, well, if the hero is not a job, then I don't have a job for the time being."

"A vagrant?" Director Xiong nodded thoughtfully, "Where does Mr. Saitama live?"

"No one's street."

"No one's street?" Director Xiong looked at Saitama in surprise, "It seems that it is no longer suitable for citizens to live there?"

Saitama took it for granted: "Because I don't have to pay rent, that's why I chose to live in No Man's Street."

The policeman in charge of recording looked at Saitama suspiciously, leaned into Director Xiong's ear and whispered: "Director, this guy has no job, he is obviously a social youth with nothing to do, and he lives in No Man's Street. There are many criminals who choose to hide there, and what is even more suspicious is that there are unknown blood stains on his arms..."

"Hey, I can't pretend I didn't hear what you said?" Saitama pointed at himself and said seriously, "I'm really a professional hero who passed the hero certification exam. My name is Saitama..."

Director Xiong and others simply said: "I haven't heard of it, and besides, an unknown hero is similar to a jobless vagrant, right?"

Saitama was stunned, and opened his mouth slightly, unexpectedly not knowing how to refute.

puff!

King couldn't help laughing out loud. I don't know if Saitama looks like a bad guy. It's enough to be mistaken for a murderer again and again.

Director Xiong looked at King and said, "You too!"

"..."

King froze, well, he was also speechless.

"If I'm not mistaken, you think it's cool to be a hero, so you choose to be a hero, right? Indeed, a great hero like King who saves citizens from danger is very admirable! King... oh , Let’s call you a king for now, you should worship the king, so you imagine yourself as a king, and even pretend to be a king through plastic surgery or makeup, and join the Heroes Association, hoping that one day you can become famous like a king Bar?"

"..."

I am king!

King didn't know whether to laugh or cry, could this misunderstanding be resolved?

"Actually, in the eyes of our police, you heroes are nothing more than a group of legal gangsters. You can't bear the name of heroes. The trend of citizens worshiping heroes is simply child's play. In fact, the things heroes do, Our police have also been doing it all the time, and we are more comprehensively responsible for the safety of citizens, but we have always been silently guarding everyone, and we have never publicized it everywhere, because protecting the safety of citizens is the duty of our police. It's a matter of course."

Director Xiong looked at the stunned king and Saitama, and laughed at himself: "I'm so confused, how do you guys who become heroes just for the sake of fame understand the true meaning of our police?"

King reminded: "The main duty of a hero is to resist monster disasters."

Chief Xiong shook his head and said, "Our police can use pistols to eliminate things like killing monsters, so if there are police, there is no need for heroes to exist."

"..."

King smiled, not knowing how to explain, the pistol against the weirdo? You are afraid that you are living in a dream. If ordinary firearms can deal with monsters, there is no possibility for the Heroes Association to be established. It is precisely because pistols and other firearms cannot eliminate most monsters that lead to the birth of the Heroes Association.

Saitama also complained: "These words, you tell the weirdo!"

Boom!

"Boss, the pork chop rice bowl is here."

"Well, take two copies."

Director Xiong handed two pork chop rice bowls to King and Saitama, and said, "You two, I'm very sorry, our police station can only provide such lunches."

"It doesn't matter."

King opened the lunch box and started to eat, well, it was much better than eating instant noodles at home, because of his status, he didn't even dare to order takeaway.

"It's enough to have food."

Saitama frowned and quickly grilled rice, free is the best.

Director Xiong looked at the two people who had a big appetite, and said with a smile, "Let's have a chat while you guys are eating." In fact, he was waiting for the results of the blood stain test, which would determine whether he would investigate the two of them in depth.

"It is undeniable that you heroes have done many beautiful things over the years. However, our police are not idle. In fact, we are busier than you, traffic control, and gangsters... Even without our police for a day, I am afraid that the city will be in chaos We are working tirelessly for the stability and prosperity of this society. However, because of the rise of heroes, everyone ignores our efforts. However, we are still working hard. One of our police stations is said to have died because of the failure of heroes. The guy who just became a policeman, this is an interesting guy, even after being a policeman for two years, he is still working energetically, however, last week, this guy fell down, he was not tired, nor was he sick, but He was attacked, not a single part of his body was intact, and he was in a critical condition in the hospital, before this stubborn guy completely lost consciousness, he stubbornly used the walkie-talkie to send out the last message - 'Mr. Xiong be careful'!"

"Mr. Xiong is me!" ReadNet