One Piece: Flowing Blade-Like Flame

Chapter 423: : This Tang monk is a bit bad

Tang Seng watched his entourage stand Zhang Yang away, and when he couldn't see them, he ran away, rushing towards the west by himself.

Because the white horse that Li Shimin gave to Tang Seng was hungry halfway, he had no choice but to run along. Anyway, it was Jin Chanzi who was reincarnated with the protection of various gods around him, so he didn’t feel tired. Not feeling hunger and thirst, there is only one thought in my heart, and that is to hurry to Xitian to complete the task and return to Datang to enjoy the glory and wealth.

After walking for about a long time, Tang Seng saw a mountain villa and sighed that God had eyes and finally had a bite of fast food, so he hurriedly broke into the other's village. There lived a Taibao named Boqin. He had a daughter-in-law, an elderly mother, and a family boy. They saw the holy monk hurried out to greet him.

It happened that Boqin went hunting in the mountains this morning and had a full harvest, so he invited Monk Tang to dinner. When he brought up a pot full of steaming and fragrant tiger stew, Tang Seng looked disgusted and said loudly, "Doesn't the poor monk look like a monk?"

Don’t you know that monks are all vegetarian? What does it mean to bring up a pot of meat? Ok? Did you deliberately embarrass me as a monk? Look at the stewed meat, it's fat but not greasy, soft but not loose, the meat is full and greasy..." He said as he said that the halazi was about to fall to the ground.

Who said that monks can’t eat meat? Tang Seng’s heart is bitter. As the saying goes, meat and wine have passed through the intestines, but the Buddha’s heart is left in his heart. This way he kept how many Buddhas in his heart. The two followers gnawed the leaves and roots of the tree every day. It's all right now. A pot of tiger meat is in front of me, where is there no reason not to eat it?

"Well, boy, I'll help you taste a piece and try your craft." Tang Seng couldn't wait to pick up a piece of meat, and quickly put it into his mouth, no matter how hot it was, he chewed it. Reluctant to swallow: "Well, yes, the craftsmanship is okay, so I don't have to eat more than two pieces of such good meat, I can't bear your kindness."

Next, Tang Seng no longer cared about the image, he swallowed all the pot of meat after a meal. The Boqin family looked dumbfounded. They looked at each other, unhappy in their hearts but hard to express. Who made them a holy monk?

When Monk Tang was sweating profusely, he took off his hat, revealing his sweat-drenched hair.

So... he was lifted by Boqin with one hand and threw out from the villa: "Where is the untouchable pretending to be a holy monk, don't let me see you again, otherwise I will see you once!"

"Things that do not live or die, when I come back, I must ask Xiao Lizi to smash your house!" Tang Seng licked the oil on his hand and left angrily.

It didn't take long for the Tang monk to reach the border of the Great Tang, and saw a mountain in front of him, shaped like five fingers. It was getting late at this time, and he couldn't go back to the villa to stay cheeky anymore, so he could only find a cave to sleep in casually for one night.

He hurried to the foot of the mountain before it got dark, and found a sunken pit just in time for him to hide in. It just so happened that there was a small rock leaning against the mountain over there, just enough to digest the tiger meat over there, so he sat down.

As soon as he sat down, he heard a lazy voice coming from under his ass: "Hey, you have crushed me."

Tang Seng lowered his head and looked at his ass, and asked in amazement, "Ass, why are you talking? It will scare me to death in such a big night."

The lazy voice sounded again: "I'm not your ass, get up right away, or don't blame me for being impolite."

Tang Seng sat so comfortably, how could he be willing to get up, so he continued: "Just let me sit for a while, don't be so stingy, you say you are a stone spirit, let people sit even if they do good and accumulate virtue, especially if I have been sitting. That's pretty amazing, buddy, you will be promoted to the earth immortal right away, maybe you will become a mountain **** in this area."

"Don't challenge my patience, I will count three times, and you will get me up."

"Oh, people are so scared, my heart is about to jump out, do you know who I am, and don't ask me what I did ten years ago."

"three……"

"If you want me to say, can you be a little patient and let me as a monk take a rest? Have I robbed you of anything? You blame me for being so comfortable?

Don't have a tone of deep hatred and hatred, relax your mind, be a human being, and be a demon even more. I don't know how your careful mind has cultivated until now, and you can still speak. It is really blind to God. "

"two……"

"Hey, I'm so violent, don't you count? Don't blame me for being rude if you play like this."

"One……"

"This is what you forced me. I still don't believe that I can't let you shut up because of the methane gas, puff..."

It is said that Zhang Yang was taken all the way to the deep mountains and old forests by two entourages. They saw that the surrounding terrain was wide and there were no beasts such as jackals, tigers and leopards. It was a good opportunity to start.

Just when they were about to do it, Zhang Yang said, "Do you feel tired? I work hard every day, and I'm so scorned by my own leader."

In a word, they reminded them of the days when they worked as entourage under Tang Seng. When the horse was gone, he would be used as a horse; when it rained, he would be used as an umbrella; when it was hot, he would sprinkle water and fan; if he was hungry, he would feed him; It’s even more annoying that they don’t kick the quilt honestly at night, and they have to cover the quilt for fear of catching a cold.

Thinking about it, they started to cry, where is the holy monk, this is the giant baby!

Zhang Yang patted them on the back. Although he didn't know what he had posted, he could see that they had been depressed for a long time, so he comforted: "It's okay, you have left him, you are free."

"You don't understand, he and Tang Wang Li Shimin are brothers who worshipped the handle. We will go back like this, and we will inevitably be beheaded." One of them cried and said, "The world is going downhill and the hearts of the people are not old, and we are also forced to be helpless."

"Yeah, life is hard, we want to be good people too." The other also cried and said.

"Well, I can see that you are in pain. Follow him and you have to be angry. Going back to Datang is a dead end. This place should be not far from the border of Datang. You two should run away.

Hearing what Zhang Yang said, they seemed to see a glimmer of life: "This is a good way, why didn't we expect it? More benefactors will show us the way out!"

Zhang Yang sighed and thought to himself: If you are not stupid, how could you be arranged to protect Monk Tang from going to the west to learn from such a dangerous thing. But now it seems that this Journey to the West is a bit different from what he imagined, and Zhang Yang became interested in Tang Seng. ..

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