One Piece: Don’t mess with me

East Sea, Windmill Village

“Where did we talk last time? Oh, come to think of it, it is said that the commander-in-chief of the three armies, Cao Cao, blackmailed the Draco to order the world government…”

A boy with short white hair who looked no more than sixteen or seventeen years old was sitting cross-legged on a low wall.

In front of him were dozens of children of different ages, listening with relish to the teenager’s speech.

The boy’s name is Char, and it has been more than half a year since he crossed into the pirate world.

From the beginning of confusion to the later gradually adapted to life here, relying on the experience of reading many novels in my previous life.

Telling stories to the children of the windmill village can also be enjoyable.

“…… If you want to know what happened, and listen to the next decomposition, okay, okay, after talking, the old rules are understood, right? ”

Char, who was sitting cross-legged on the low wall just now, had already jumped up and said very seriously.

“Wow, every time it’s like this, I won’t talk about it halfway!”

“Let’s go on for another paragraph!”

“Char is too much…”

……

The children muttered and took out the prepared food and berry from their arms, and very consciously put them in the box prepared by Char.

If you dare to fish in troubled waters, then don’t want to listen to Char tell stories next time.

“Char, the story you tell is really interesting!”

When all the children dispersed, a young man in a straw hat appeared in front of Char and said with a big grin.

“It’s Luffy, I haven’t seen you in the past few days, I thought you had gone to sea to become One Piece.”

Xia Ya said without raising his head, and conveniently counted all today’s income.

“Hehe, because I’m repairing the ship, Char, I’m ready to go to sea!”

Luffy pressed his straw hat and said, since he was very young, he had already decided that he wanted to become One Piece!

And before Luffy, his brother Ace had already gone to sea, and now it was Luffy’s turn to pursue his dreams.

“Oh, congratulations, then I wish you all the best, punching the navy and kicking the four emperors to become One Piece.”

Char packed up his treasure box, which contained almost all his belongings.

It must be admitted that Char, who has just crossed over, also thought about going on an adventure with Luffy.

But after he and Luffy lived together for more than half a year, Char dispelled this unrealistic idea.

With Luffy’s unreliable degree and no surpassing Xiaoqiang’s vitality, it’s better not to joke about his own life.

“I will definitely become One Piece! So…… Char, be my partner and go to sea with me! ”

Luffy said very seriously, after listening to Char’s story for most of the year.

The future One Piece feels that he needs a storyteller like Char on his ship.

“Huh?”

Char didn’t expect Luffy to invite him on board, but considering Luffy’s personality, it didn’t seem strange.

But when Char was about to refuse Luffy’s invitation in order to save his little life, a pleasant voice suddenly sounded in his mind.

【Salted fish system start】

[Salted fish is human nature, this system is committed to turning salted fish into treasure! ] 】

[Host: Char

Skill: None

Constitution: None

Equipment: None

Salted fish value: 0].

[Initial mission: Salted fish from the sea will also return to the sea, become a member of the Straw Hat Pirates, and reward 10 salted fish points! ] 】

[Get the Beginner Pack, which can be opened by completing the initial mission! ] 】

“Luffy, if you want to become One Piece, you should be a captain, right? Have you come up with a name for the Pirates? ”

Char raised his head, and a pair of dead fish eyes looked at Luffy speechlessly, with no joy on his face.

Why doesn’t this system come according to the routine, everyone is a crosser.

Why should his Goldfinger be half a year late, and why should his newbie gift package still have to complete the task to open!

“Hey? The name of the Pirates group? Not…… It’s called the Straw Hat Pirates! ”

After hearing Char’s question, Luffy was stunned on the spot.

However, after seeing the straw hat in his hand, he did not hesitate to speak.

“Straw Hat Pirates, okay, I’ll join!”

Char said a little speechlessly, this salted fish system is also too pitted, didn’t this force him to get on the boat as a salted fish?

【Ding! The host successfully joins the Straw Hat Pirates, completes the initial mission, rewards 10 salted fish points, and unlocks the Newbie Pack

“Haha, then from now on, you are mine… Eh, storyteller? Storyteller? Storyteller? ”

Luffy was a little unsure of Char’s position and didn’t know what the storyteller should be called.

“Stupid! According to common sense, I should be considered a bard! ”

Char quickly positioned himself, telling stories and singing.

And the bard’s words usually don’t need to go to the front line to cut people, standing behind to boost the morale of your teammates is over, which is very much in line with Char’s character.

【Ding! The host comprehends the true meaning of salted fish and rewards 10 salted fish points! 】

At this moment, the system suddenly appeared and brushed a wave of existence, seeing this scene, Char suddenly had a desire to complain.

The true meaning of this salted fish is too cheap, the initial task is good and gives a permission to open the newbie package, and the true meaning of comprehension is actually only 10 salted fish value.

What is salted fish value?

【Ding! Salted fish value is… Too lazy to say, the host comprehends it on its own…].

Luffy didn’t notice that Char almost didn’t hold back his expression of vomiting blood, but just reminded Char that he remembered to wait for him at the beach tomorrow, and the Straw Hat Pirates were ready to go to sea!

“Start the starter package!”

After watching Luffy leave, Char said to the system angrily.

This pit daddy’s salted fish system, if the newbie gift package can’t open a good thing, he will definitely finish with it!

【Ding! The newbie gift package is opened, congratulations to the host for obtaining a physique: salted fish does not die! 】

[Salted fish does not die: salted fish never dies, and all injuries suffered by the host in the state of escape can be recovered by consuming salted fish value! ] 】

【Ding! Congratulations to the host for acquiring the skill: Salty Fish Stabb! 】

[Salted fish spurt: Death to the emperor of Europe! ] When the host is in the state of salted fish, it will continue to increase the power of the salted fish spurt, and you need to start accumulating power again after launching an attack! 】

【Ding! Congratulations to the host for acquiring the skill: copy my little salted fish and fight with you! 】

[Pick up my little salted fish and fight with you: when the host is in a near-death state, it will get a violent state that lasts for five minutes, and the health points will be locked during the violent walk, the strength and speed will be increased tenfold, and the intelligence will be reduced to 9 points! ] 】

“Nima…”

Char almost didn’t hold back vomiting blood on the spot, and it must be admitted that the skills given by the system are very powerful.

Every throw on the sea can create a bloody storm, but what the hell is the name of this strange skill?