No Otaku with Harem System

Chapter 327: Sigh of Relief

My Rasen Dimension is full of clothes so it was easy to get clothes for Ina and Medaka. I only had to adapt the clothes according to the measurements of both women, which only took me a few seconds.

I have become a housewife...

After preparing our things, we headed to the parking lot of the building to go to the hot springs.

I feel uncomfortable leaving without saying goodbye to the women with whom I had an orgy. Although some of them are irrelevant to me, several of these women are important to me, so I feel uncomfortable not giving them the attention they want.

Well, they will be fine, besides, there will be a lot of drama since several of those women were in love with Seiji and others with Luis.

I'm too tired to do a dramatic performance, so before the orgy started, I told them my identity and gave them the option to leave, although if they left, then I would never speak to them again.

I am considering killing the women who left, but Tsubaki stopped me...

Some women decided to leave as they did not want to sleep with a teenager, and other women felt guilty for betraying their families. Despite that, many women stayed, but they will make a lot of noise when they woke up as some of them will regret sleeping with me.

Anyway, I'll leave those problems to my future self, fuck that asshole.

For now, I'll ignore potential problems and just focus on relaxing. If the world collapses, it won't be my problem.

Tsubaki, Yoko, and Nia are still asleep in my mind, so I don't have a voice of reason to make me rethink my actions.

Despite everything, I left an army of Spiral Puppets to protect the women who decided to enter my harem… I won't let them get hurt and I won't let them leave my harem to return to their husbands either...

Ichika, Pansy, Yu Mei-ren, and Lin Ruoxi are smart women, so they will be able to deal with the dramas that are about to start, also, the women in the chat room will be helpful, especially Eto, she is very talented to manipulate people through emotional dependency and feelings of guilt.

Right now, I only care about resting...

Arriving at the parking lot, I took out a Spiral Puppet to use as a driver. All the staff in the building are women and they are now fast asleep.

"It's strange to see people coming out of your shadow" – Umaru smiled wryly when she saw the Spiral Puppet. – "You are a cheap copy of Sun00 Ji00 Wo000"

"Yeah, whatever, just get in the truck" – I sighed and put the bags in the trunk.

"Hey Listen! That's something a lolicon would say!" – Navi was having fun.

"Onii-chan is a Monogatari fan" – Umaru sighed with disappointment.

…. Whatever.

[System Notification: The entity 'Seraph' has sent a message]

I got in the truck and opened Seraph's message.

[Hero, indeed, your mother was one of the people who was brought to the Tower of Awakening.

She is still in the tutorial phase and I can only intervene from the third floor, so I can't help her, but there is a way to protect her.

The Tower participants have been called Players and to encourage their talents, the Constellation System was implemented.

Using this method, some Higher Entities and veteran Heroes can sponsor Players, either with materials, artifacts, abilities, or Awakening Points, the currency used within the Tower.

The Constellation System is exclusive to entities of high rank or with great authority, but you are still considered a rookie Hero so you cannot be a patron.

I talked to a friend and she did me a favor. Now there is a space that you can use to sponsor your mother.

I will send you the manual where the operation of the Constellation System is better explained, in addition, I will send you an artifact so that you can be a sponsor.

I'll be very busy with the Tower, but I'll do my best to take care of your mother.

If you need anything, don't hesitate to call me. My work is important, but you are my priority.

Take care of yourself]

I sighed internally. Seraph is so cute that I am fighting against my desire to invade Paradise to have her by my side….

[System Notification: The stat 'Obsession: Yandere' has been contained by the stat 'Obsession: Anti-Spiral']

[Warning: The user's internal struggle is damaging the user's mind]

Damn migraine...

I sent a thank message to my pretty wife and pulled out the manual.

I honestly want to let that stupid woman die, but if she dies and I didn't try to save her, it's possible that Umaru will find out in the future which will hurt her already fragile heart…

Stupid feelings of attachment.

"Brat" – I talked to my silly sister.

She was watching anime with Ina and Medaka on her cell phone, but she turned to look at me. – "What's wrong Onii-chan? Do you want to watch On00 Piec00 with us?"

I gave her the manual and a simple-looking cell phone. The person who designed this artifact has very little imagination.

"Here, take care of the stupid woman" - I closed my eyes.

"Uh?" – Umaru looked at the things I gave her and her voice rose in volume. – "A Korean dungeon novel?! What kind of cliché is this?!"

I don't understand what the brat is saying and I honestly don't care.

My mother is such a stupid woman that only death will make her reflect on her mistakes, but if she dies then Umaru will be sad.

I'm not going to help the stupid woman, so I'll leave the matter in Umaru's hands. If our mother dies, then Umaru won't be able to blame me.

We continue advancing calmly to leave the city.

The onsen that Mr. Ichijo recommended to me is outside of this city, in neutral territory.

Most cities in Japan have been separated into territories occupied by Japan's strongest families, but the city we are going to is a neutral territory where any conflict between supernatural factions is prohibited.

Normally this would make ambitious idiots want to take control of the city, but that territory is the resting place of independent Guardians who don't belong to any faction.

I heard that this city is very valuable for youkai and Shinto deities since it is the grave of Amaterasu, but I don't care, I just want to rest.

We were about to enter the city, but I remembered something troubling.

After the orgy, I forgot to put restrictions on my troublesome skills…

Shit.

Very late, I can feel a disturbance in space, I also feel that Gaia's plot armor is reacting…

I opened a can of soda and decided to ignore the plot. I'm on vacation.

"Hey Listen! Stop the car!" - Navi, you are shit.

"Oh? Eeeehhh?!" – Ina noticed something outside the car. – "Ooohh more waifus from Fate!"

Ina knows Fate, in fact, she knows all the stories that make up this World, so she has started to show Umaru the series and games that make up this place.

Although Ina has no powers of creation or materialization, it is easy for the Ancient Ones to turn memories of her into images, so Umaru has been watching the anime in Ina's memory.

I made the Spiral Puppet keep driving, but Ina started making weirdly adorable sounds to convince me to stop the car.

I sighed internally. Sometimes I hate being a protagonist...

We are in an uninhabited part of the road, so no one noticed the brat that had appeared on the side of the road.

Our car stopped. Ina, Medaka, Umaru, and Navi got out of the car and quickly went over to the brat to see her condition.

[System Notification: The entity 'Ryougi Shiki' seeks to contact the user]

… Damnit.

I opened the telepathic call and spoke before Shiki could ruin my break. - "No, I'm on vacation"

"I haven't even said anything" – Shiki sighed.

"I don't care, I said I'm on vacation" – I massaged my forehead.

"But…" – Shiki wanted to talk, so I ended the call.

[System Notification: The entity 'Ryougi Shiki' seeks to contact the user]

[System Notification: The entity 'Ryougi Shiki' seeks to contact the user]

[System Notification: The entity 'Ryougi Shiki' seeks to contact the user]

What a hassle...

"I'll say it for the last time, I'm on vacation" – I'm starting to get angry...

"Luis, listen to me for a moment" – Shiki spoke hurriedly. – "Do you remember that I told you about U-Olga?"

When I shared information with Shiki, she told me something very interesting.

Apparently, Beast VII was a native of this World and she was one of the pivotal pieces of the plot.

When the war between Alaya and Gaia started, Beast VII was on Gaia's side and almost succeeded in destroying Alaya, but Alaya used her trump card, the system user.

Beast VII was imprisoned since she should not die, her destiny was too important for the functioning of this World, so she had to stay within Gaia.

Beast VII heard that Gaia died, which increased her hatred towards Alaya and all of humanity. Beast VII is an extremely narcissistic woman who sees everyone as inferior beings, but Gaia was the only entity that she considered a friend.

When BB invaded Gaia, Beast VII gained the opportunity to understand a Concept of her own, allowing her to become a Higher Entity, though she was still a prisoner.

The apocalypse caused by Abby was the perfect opportunity for Beast VII to leave this World. That was how this World got an extremely dangerous enemy.

Beast VII has focused most of her efforts on conquering this World as she wants revenge for the death of her friend.

Honestly, none of that mattered to me.

Beast VII keeps sending me missions thanks to the fake system built by System Goddess, also, Koyanskaya is pretending to have joined me to spy on my actions, so she keeps in contact with Beast VII's slaves to finish building the other 6 Lostbelts.

Even though Beast VII is very dangerous, I have ignored this situation as I have much more important things to think about.

Right now, my highest priority is the Harem Emperor.

Leylin had information about that jerk, and if that information is true, then things are about to turn into a complete mess…

I sighed as Umaru and the girls helped the brat. – "Don't tell me that brat is related to Gaia's life"

"Something like that" – Shiki sighed. – "In the natural course of Destiny, she is one of the fundamental pieces for the materialization of Gaia's consciousness, but the constant changes in this World have made the Destiny unstable and unpredictable"

I see. The changes in the plot have caused everything to be a mess.

"You don't even know if Gaia is still alive, just forget about it" – I frowned.

"I can't do it" – Shiki sighed melancholy. – "I will not give up while there is a small possibility that Gaia is still alive… I was wrong not to stop the conflict between Alaya and Gaia, now I need to fix things"

"That's not my problem" - I closed my eyes.

"Luis, I know you're not in the mood, but I need you to protect that little girl, she has a kind heart and she needs a home" – Shiki spoke with concern. – "If we can find Gaia, it is possible that U-Olga will become our ally… Wouldn't you like to have a strong ally who can help you outside of this world?"

"No" - I lied. - "I'm on vacation"

"…" – Shiki sighed. – "I will give you five Servants, also, I will allow you to use this World as a base, you can bring all the allies you want and I will not complain"

She doesn't know that I am rallying the Outer Gods, but she knows me and knows that I am capable of rallying marginalized entities to form an elite squad.

What a fucking headache...

"If it's not enough…" – Shiki sighed heavily. – "I will accept being your slave, you can do whatever you want with me, but I hope you can protect Alaya and Gaia…"

"You're a damn nuisance" – I didn't hide the disgust in my voice.

"Luis, please…" – Shiki now had a pitiful voice.

"Hey Listen! Don't be a whiny bitch and take the deal! You spank that cute ass of hers while you make her moan! While other idiots go for normal waifus, you must impregnate ROOT!" – Navi appeared next to me. – "This is the best opportunity to create a safe space for your craziest wives!"

….

"For now I'll take her with me" – I sighed. – "I am on vacation so I will not get involved in the path of Destiny, but I will look for Gaia when my vacation is over"

"Thank you" – Shiki sighed softly, then returned to her usual teasing but kind attitude. – "Ara, now should I call you danna-sama? Or do you prefer that I call you master? Should I wear a traditional dress or a maid outfit?"

"The maid outfit" – I answered apathetically.

"Eh?" – Shiki let out a confused sound. – "I didn't think you would accept it…"

"Shiki..." – I sighed seeing that my fingers had turned into fangs for a moment. – "Now you belong to me, don't forget it…"

"... Luis, you're starting to scare me" – Shiki spoke with a mixture of irony and confusion.

"Say hello to Mumei for me" – I sighed and closed the call.

I'm going to have my damn vacation, no matter the consequences...

"Onii-chan!" – Umaru got into the van together with a black-haired brat. – "Can we keep her?! Look, she's too cute!"

"Umaru, that brat is not a dog" – I sighed.

[Name: Miyu Sakatsuki (Miyu Edelfelt)

Origin: Fate/kaleid liner Prisma Illya. Fate/Grand Order.

Categories: Woman. Waifu. loli. Schoolgirl. Mahou Shoujo. Kuudere. Brocon. Yuri. Submissive. Maid. Genius. Prodigy. Heroic Spirit (alternate timeline). Servant (alternate timeline). Doujin material. Fanservice. Emotional dependence. Rational thought. Human sacrifice. Tragic heroine. Plot engine]

The upgrade to [Reader's Madness] increased the power of [Character Token], but now this skill is filling up with stupid information...

I ignored Umaru and looked at the brat while gesturing with my hand for her to come closer. - "Come here"

"Onii-chan, you can't get your hands on Miyu-chan or the UN will lock you up!" – Umaru hugged Miyu.

"Umaru, keep quiet" – I frowned and looked at Miyu. – "Brat, I know you come from an alternate timeline and I honestly don't care, now come here for a moment, I need to check something"

Miyu got flustered. Her expression shows that she just escaped from a battlefield, rather, she was sent to a safe place during a battle…

I honestly don't care what the brat's story is or what her feelings are, but there is something in her soul that is bothering me.

Umaru smiled kindly. – "It's okay, Miyu-chan, my Onii-chan is a lolicon who slept with kitsune lolis, but he won't hurt you… maybe… possibly… well, it won't hurt, I think so"

Miyu didn't understand Umaru's stupidities. She seems to be very smart, but she also lacks life experience so she is very naive and innocent.

Medaka frowned since she only thinks bad things about me, but she kept silent. She already knows when I'm serious.

Miyu came closer to me and I put my hand on her head.

[Paranoia] is not with me which diminishes my analytical abilities, but [Reader's Perspective] still has a great ability to search for information.

[System Notification: The energy 'Reader's Madness' has encountered a high-level barrier that limits information. The skill 'Stand: Libera Me From Hell' has been used. The title 'Silly Jack' has found a mid-tier Contract. The skill 'Hero's Destiny' has found the energy of a system user]

I do not recognize this energy, it is the trace of a system user I do not know...

But I'm sure of something...

That damn asshole is related to this....

Harem Emperor….

[System Notification: The stat 'Obsession: Anti-Spiral' and the skill 'Mythomania' have prevented destructive impulses from taking control of the user's mind]

what a nuisance

BB is more adept at manipulating Contracts, but she's busy.

For now, I used [Anti-Rasen] to seal the Contract and the space anchor in Miyu's soul.

This won't solve the problem, but I'm on vacation.

I removed my hand from Miyu's head and settled into my seat, then closed my eyes. – "Brat, I do not care about your history or your identity, someone asked me to take care of you so you will come with us"

Miyu nodded. - "Thank you"

I see, she was raised to be a tool so she lacks autonomy and she is too submissive...

Why do several authors enjoy designing submissive and innocent characters?

No, I already know. It is due to a need for superiority and control, normally it is something derived from traumas linked to the lack of security during childhood.

Stupid sexualization of brats.

Whatever, I do not care.

Miyu sat next to Umaru and they started watching anime.

Surprisingly, no one cared that technically we just kidnapped an elementary school girl.

"Monika, prepare an identity for Miyu" – I spoke to one of the few women in my harem who could still work. – "Make her look like an illegitimate daughter of my father, also contact Mr. Ichijo and give him some excuse about Miyu's appearance"

Thanks to Shiki, now I know that my stupid fucking father slept with many women and several got pregnant. He had more children after Umaru was born.

I have a few theories about my father's actions and motivations, but I really don't care about looking for my father's illegitimate children. Umaru is my sister and I'm only going to take care of her, my half-sisters are irrelevant.

"I'll take care of it, you just rest dear" – Monika responded lovingly.

It's good to have such a pretty wife.

I took out some clothes for Miyu since her current clothes are torn and full of dirt. She looks like a bombing victim in the Middle East.

"Why do you have little girl clothes?" -Medaka frowned.

My hands were cleaning the dirt and healing Miyu's wounds, then I helped her get dressed. – "I have daughters, this is not something new"

"…" – Medaka tilted her head in confusion. - "How old are your daughters? I thought you were 17"

"They are about to turn 8 years old" – I responded apathetically, I just want to rest in the hot springs….

"Thank you" – Miyu nodded when I finished dressing her.

"Onii-chan didn't have an erection" – Umaru raised an eyebrow. – "You are supposed to be a lolicon, but you didn't react because of Miyu-chan's naked body"

I pinched the idiot brat's cheek.

"Waa Onii-chan is going to break me! That hurts Onii-chan, you're going to break your innocent little sister!" – Umaru began to yell stupid things.

Maybe it was a bad idea to bring this idiot…

I ignored Umaru the rest of the way, so she continued to watch anime with the girls.

Miyu didn't stop looking at me the whole trip, but she turned out to be a quiet and obedient brat, which was a good thing. I'm tired of being a babysitter...

Finally, we got close to the onsen. The place was set back from the main road and part of the way had to be covered on foot.

Umaru complained about having to walk, but I was satisfied that the place was away from the noise of the city.

"Onii-chan... carry me on your back..." – Umaru pretended to faint from exhaustion.

"Rumi and Esdeath made you exercise, don't pretend to be a useless tadpole" – I spoke listlessly and kept walking.

"… Tch" – Umaru clicked her tongue and looked at Medaka with the eyes of a wounded animal. – "Medaka-nee, carry me on your back"

Medaka smiled kindly and nodded.

Ortro came out of my mind and climbed on my shoulders.

"Eh?!" – Umaru looked at Ortro in disbelief. - "That is not fair!"

"She has worked a lot, this is her prize" – I answered apathetically and took out a cookie for Ortro.

"Nn" – Ortro began to eat with a smile.

I felt Miyu's melancholic gaze. She seemed to be remembering something happy, but depressing at the same time.

I don't care, I'm on vacation.

After walking for a few minutes, we finally reached Yuragi-sou onsen.

The clean air and the sound of nature are relaxing…

"Yuragi-so00 not Yuuna-s00?!" Ina yelled excitedly.

….

Is this place an anime location?

Ah, whatever, I'm on vacation.

At the entrance of the onsen was a brown-haired brat, but I can see that she is a subspecies spirit over a thousand years old.

[Name: Chitose Nakai

Origin: Yuragi-sou no Yuuna-san

Categories: Woman. Loli. Waifu. Zashiki-warashi. Legal loli. Mature woman. Maternal attitude. FBI approved]

…. Stupid fetishes from Japanese authors…

"Hey Listen! Another legal loli, let the fun begin!" – Navi started laughing so I grabbed him with my right hand. – "… Shit… AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!..... I don't regret it!"

I released Navi and left him convulsing on the ground.

"Onii-chan is terrifying" – Umaru smiled wryly.

I approached the brat and greeted her respectfully as I took out a letter to give to her. – "Nice to meet you Nakai-san, Mr. Ichijo asked me to deliver this letter to you"

Chitose smiled like a kind grandmother, even though she is a brat. – "Very fair, little Issei told me about you, I hope you enjoy your stay here"

Little Issei... It's funny that a brat would refer to Mr. Ichijo like that.

Chitose read the letter, though her gaze turned strange as she read the last part.

I read the letter and it's basically a request to help me with PTSD. Mr. Ichijo thinks that the constant battles and wars have damaged my mind, so I need a good rest so I don't have a nervous breakdown.

Well, that's not far from the truth...

The only annoying thing is that at the end of the letter, Mr. Ichijo warns Chitose that he should be careful as I am a complete womanizer and have a particular taste for older women.

Although Chitose seems like a brat to me, Mr. Ichijo sees her as his mother figure, plus, my reputation was worsened by my relationship with Senko...

Chitose shook her head and smiled kindly as she put the letter away. - "What do you want me to call you?"

"Luis is enough, I would appreciate it if you don't add honorifics since it sounds very strange" - I smiled slightly.

She knows that I am Seiji, well, all supernatural beings know that Luis, Lu San, Kuro, and Seiji are the same person. Only normal humans believe that they are four different people.

The assholes at Bee Hive Gang did a good job spreading my identity.

Although that's annoying, it also saves me a lot of hassle. Now I can gather my harem without worrying about mixing up my identities.

"Okay, Luis" – Chitose smiled and let us enter the hot spring inn. – "There are currently four rooms available, the rest of the residents will arrive later"

"Waifus, yay" – Ina celebrated quietly.

I see. This place involves a plot with several women. Maybe a harem plot.

I don't care, I don't feel like expanding my harem, I'm on vacation

Ina and Umaru had their own rooms, Medaka decided to stay with Miyu and I'll stay with Ortro.

Medaka said that it wasn't good for an adorable girl to sleep next to a pervert, but Ortro's hostile look made Medaka stop complaining.

I told Chitose that three friends will come later, but they will stay with me.

Yoko, Nia, and Tsubaki are still asleep, but I'll bring them to the hot spring when they wake up. They deserve to enjoy a rest, especially Tsubaki, she has worked a lot.

They each went to her room to leave their luggage.

I left Ortro next to Umaru so the brat won't cause trouble.

These hot springs are mixed.

Although Umaru, Ortro, and I don't care about that, Medaka and Ina are not willing to be naked with me and it's frowned upon to wear a bathing suit in hot springs.

Possibly they will enter when I am not in the hot springs. The strange thing is that Miyu doesn't seem to mind going into the hot spring with me…

Ah, whatever, I'm just going to change my clothes to relax.

"Kyaaaaaaaaa!"

Why is there a half-naked ghost woman on my bedroom wall?

I can see a thread of destiny connecting me to that woman. This looks like the work of the plot armor Mumei gave me.

Whatever, I'm on vacation.

I undress and put on a bathrobe that Chitose gave me.

"Kyaaaaaaa! W-What are you doing?! W-Why are you undressing?!" – The dead woman screamed in panic.

Her panic caused her telekinesis abilities to activate and I could feel [Lucky Pervert] synchronizing with the woman, so I used [Anti-Rasen] to seal all the power in the room.

"Listen, I can see that you're not hostile so I'll ignore this" – I looked into the woman's eyes. – "But if you try to ruin my vacation, I will exorcise your ass to hell"

"...…" – The woman stopped screaming, I think anger made me increase the pressure of my presence.

"Did you understand?" – I narrowed my eyes.

The woman nodded many times.

"Fine" - I nodded and went to the door.

"C-Could you help me?" – The woman spoke with a little fear. - "I'm stuck…"

…. A pathetic ghost...

Maybe I can bring the ghost girl Yuuko Kanoe, the two of them could get along…

Yuuko has been living happily in my personal world since she became friends with Rushia, but she misses this world.

Ah, many things to do, but I'm on vacation.

I helped the dead woman and she introduced herself.

She is called Yuuna Yunohana, although [Character Sheet] showed that her real name is Genryuusai Tenko and she is part of an important supernatural family in Japan.

She seems to suffer from amnesia and has other things tied to her plot, but it doesn't care, I'm on vacation.

"S-Sorry, b-but this is my room" – Yuuna spoke with a bit of fear and embarrassment since I'm only wearing a bathrobe, although my genitals can't be seen since I'm not an exhibitionist.

"Yeah, well, I'm a communist so now it's ours" – I answered apathetically and went to the door. – "If you don't cause me any problems, then I'll help you recover your memories, for now, I just want to enjoy my vacations"

"Eh?!" – Yuuna widened her eyes in disbelief. – "H-How do you know about my memory?!"

I ignored the dead woman and went to the hot springs.

"Hey Listen! Now you're a necrophiliac!" – Navi appeared next to me.

"I already have ghosts and zombies in my harem, I even have a goddess of death" – I answered apathetically.

"Hey Listen! It's no fun if you don't get mad like a resentful bitch!" – Navi tried to hit me, but his attacks can't hurt.

I sighed. - "I just want to rest"

"…" – Navi disappeared and reappeared, but this time she was carrying a cup of tea.

"Did you put something on this thing?" - I raised an eyebrow.

"It's not fun to bother you if you're so tired" – Navi offered me the tea. – "Now be a good bitch and relax so I can continue making fun of your stupidity"

I drank the tea and entered the hot springs.

This is relaxing...

Ortro appeared and plunged into the water.

Navi floated in the water next to me.

The three of us remained silent and enjoyed the moment of peace.

I sighed with relief.

My migraine lessened a bit.

It's nice to have peace...

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