No Otaku with Harem System

(Perspective of adorable and perfect kohai BB-chan <3)

Did you expect to read how senpai had sex with lolis?

Are you disappointed for not satisfying your gross loli fetish?

Nee, are you angry?

Hehe lolicon loser~

Unfortunately, that won't happen~

I won't describe in detail what senpai is doing either, I'll just say that senpai lost his self-control and now the vampire loli is moaning like a little slut while her petite body is used as an onahole.

Well, I'm in a good mood so I'll give a helping hand. If you're too curious then you can check out some doujin of Shinobu Oshino from Monogatari, they're both blonde vampire lolis so it doesn't matter~

What best describes this situation are the doujins of the author Yakumi Benishouga, you're welcome~

Seriously, the author of this trash needs a girlfriend, his doujin record is alarming, but it was to be expected from a disgusting otaku~

While senpai fills in the loli's holes, I made sure the camera focused properly on the senpai's member, this will sell well.

"Hey Listen! We will be rich muahahahaha!"

I smiled with satisfaction. – "The lolis will give us all their cookies in exchange for this movie~"

It's the first time I see senpai being so energetic, alcoholism is scary.

Seeing senpai's imposing masculinity penetrating the loli's petite body made me envious, recently my Simp side has started to awaken so I'm eager to have sex with senpai, but doing it while I'm still a spirit body would be a waste.

Senpai has been gathering materials to help me rebuild my body, but so far I've only managed to rebuild my left eye, this is so annoying...

I also want wild sex that makes me do an ahegao like in a #MindBreak doujin!

I wanted to sigh, but that would make me just as bitter as senpai so I can only resign myself to the situation, for now, I'll focus on filming senpai having sex with a legal loli.

While the camera was filming a porn movie, or maybe hentai since we're anime characters, I felt something sound inside my pocket.

"Make sure you record senpai, I have to answer a call" - I spoke to my business partner and took out a cell phone of an unknown brand since they don't pay me to advertise.

"Hey Listen! The cookie supply will be unlimited!"

It's fun to have a motivated partner.

Senpai can't get mad, it's his fault for making such delicious food...

I walked away from the room and looked at the cell phone.

This thing is something I made ago…. Whoops, a lady doesn't say her age~

Anyway, I made this artifact some time ago after I met a system user with a chat room.

I found it interesting that multiple characters could send messages without any limitations so I built this with the souls of the chat group members.

Possibly one of your waifus is the battery of this cell phone, teehee~

Sadly this thing is buggy and doesn't have all the features of a fanfic chat room, plus only Outer Gods can chat which is a problem since except for senpai, all Outer Gods are hostile to each other.

When two Outer Gods are close, the different Paths of Madness energy collide with each other which increases the risk of having insanity attacks.

A world with more than one Outer God is a place doomed to chaos as we lose all self-control and even try to kill each other.

I forgot about this chat group since no one uses it and that's why it was weird to get a message notification.

Out of curiosity, I opened the chat group.

[*BB-chan has logged in*

Loli_2: @Loli_1 use your space skills to help me escape!

BB-chan: What stupid thing did you do now? You will die? Nee, can I keep your anime figures? I also want Rias's dakimakura~

Loli_2: Damn Daoloth! I'm going to my grave with my collection! Also, I stood in line for four hours to buy Rias's dakimakura with realistic breasts!

BB-chan: I already told you my name is BB! Damn stinky otaku, take a shower so at least your corpse doesn't stink like virgin otaku!

Loli_2: Do you want to fight?! Damn idiot with saggy breasts like a dying cow!]

Now I remember why I hate using this chat, stupid Nyarlathotep.

[*Loli_1 has logged in*

Loli_1: @Loli_2 stop messaging me! I'm busy repairing my soul!... Huh? Is the fat cow Daoloth still alive?

BB-chan: Who are you calling a fat cow?! Damn flat-chested loli! Pettanko Pettanko Pettanko!

Loli_1: Pettanko?! When my soul recovers I will go cut off your useless cow breasts!]

Yog-Sothoth's soul is wounded?

I have a very bad feeling...

[*Bitch has logged in*]

Yuck, that bitch Shub-Niggurath is here...

[Bitch: Will you shut up? I'm hungover and I can't turn off this stupid chat room… Damn Daoloth! Why did you create this stupid thing?! Also, change my nickname!

BB-chan: Why? you are a bitch

Bitch: I'm not a bitch, I'm a whore , totally different things, you stupid uneducated virgin

BB-chan: If you look like a bitch, talk like a bitch, and smell like a bitch, then you're a bitch.

Bitch: I already told you I'm a bitch! Bitches are prostitutes while I am a lover of carnal pleasure!

Loli_1: Unpleasant…

Loli_2: Slut

BB-chan: Bitch

Bitch: Tch, I forgot I'm talking to virgin brats… Hey Nyarlathotep, why do you need help?

Loli_2: The damn bald monk set me up and now I'm trapped in a Buddhist temple at the base of the Eternal Heaven Immortal!

BB-chan: Surely you saw an advertisement for a One Piece limited edition figure and didn't hesitate to invade the Buddhist temple...

Loli_2: …

BB-chan: Really?... You're supposed to be the most cunning of us, but it seems that so much anime rotted your brain... Although you never had a brain~

Loli_1: Idiot…

Loli_2: It was Robin's R18 figure!! It's not my fault!

BB-chan: Totally justified

Bitch: You are idiots… @Loli_2 you mean the Great Buddha of Order?

Loli_2: Yes, that bald monk discovered a way to purify Madness! Although it's still a very weak skill, the constant attacks are damaging my energy and at this rate, I'll be forced to enter the path of Buddhism... What's worse, Robin's R18 figure doesn't exist!

Loli_1: Your priorities are wrong…

Bitch: @Loli_1 you mentioned that your soul is hurt… Who was able to hurt the most elusive parasite in the multiverse?

Loli_1: Paradise prepared a squad of riders capable of suppressing any form of Chaos… They were able to suppress my Traveler's Madness and I was only able to escape when the enemy general started bragging about his absolute power so I separated his body between twenty worlds and then I escaped to a place far in the abyss

BB-chan: Oh, the loli turned rude, that doesn't fit your character

Loli_1: …

BB-chan: Even so, buddhist cultivators and Paradise attacking Outer Gods… It's too big of a coincidence

Bitch: Daoloth, you may not know it, but U-Olga has been bragging about being the first entity capable of eliminating an Outer God, she has been using your corpse as a trophy so it's possible that other groups' pride was attacked

BB-chan: …That bitch!… Not you bitch, the other bitch~

Bitch: Idiot… But to tell the truth, recently a group of Heroes tried to assassinate me in the company of a system user, the problem is that they managed to resist my mind control abilities since they were puppets of a powerful demon so I couldn't get information after devouring their minds

BB-chan: Once is a coincidence, twice is a conspiracy, three times is already a brazen attack

Loli_2: Huh? What are you talking about?

Loli_1: *confused emoji*

Bitch: That's why I hate children...

BB-chan: What the bitch means is that the great groups of the multiverse have marked us as hunting trophies… It's the season of Outer Gods…]

I clenched my fists with a mixture of fury and excitement...

Those bastards are treating us like animals, this is outrageous, but more than anything, this is fun~

[BB-chan: @Loli_1 Have they tried to attack Azhathot?

Loli_2: I don't know, she woke up recently and devoured most of the flute players while screaming something about finding her predestined love, then she disappeared and I didn't dare to look for her... It's the first time I saw her so obsessed and I'm honestly scared]

Senpai will have a big headache… Hehehe.

[Bitch: Those flutists were supposed to keep her asleep even if the entire multiverse went to war!

Loli_2: It's not my fault! How am I supposed to contain that crazy woman?! The other members of the Court hid and left all the work to me! If it bothers you so much then you take care of putting her to sleep!

Bitch: Forget what I said, keep up the good work, at most, that girl is going to destroy a few thousand worlds and then go back to sleep

Loli_2: I don't think so, this time her dementia attack was too strange even by Azathoth standards, it's as if she had met someone in her sleep and now she wants to find that person at any cost... I feel sorry for the poor idiot who is her goal

BB-chan: Actually… There's something I want to talk to you guys about, but first of all, @Loli_2 aren't you supposed to be in danger?

Loli_2: Oh right… Ahem… Yog-Sothoth help me!

Loli_1: I changed my name, now I'm Abigail, or Abby…. Mmmm, Abby sounds prettier, I'll stick with that name

Loli_2: Oh, so I'm Nyaruko… Now help me!

Loli_1: No, die silently]

Although it would be so much fun if Nyarlathotep is purified by a Buddhist, she is still useful to senpai so I can't let her die.

Ah, I'm already being Simp… Well, I'm cute so it doesn't matter.

One of the functions of this chat group is to send small amounts of matter and energy. Although it is not enough to exchange valuable resources, it will serve to recruit this group of idiots.

I extracted a small portion of my Prankster's Madness and sent it to the chat group.

Although the different Paths of Madness collide with each other, sending this small portion of energy will be enough for those silly girls to see how wonderful senpai is.

[Bitch: Daoloth! What the fuck is this?! Why is your energy so stable?! Did you find a cure for insanity attacks?!

Loli_1: What do you want? I'll give you anything, but give me the cure, now

Loli_2: If it weren't for the fact that there is a bald old man chasing me to talk to me about inner peace, he would insult you for three days in a row for not sharing this information with us before…. Damn saggy titted cow]

Although there are only three Outer Gods present and possibly two of them are just as injured as me, they will still be valuable weapons for senpai….

Ah, the things I do for love, stupid senpai, you better treat me better… Even though angry senpai is sexy…

[BB-chan: I'll tell you how to get the cure, but first you'll have to sign a harmless little slave contract~

Bitch: …Fuck you idiot, Cthulhu disappeared since the last time you said that

BB-chan: Who cares what happens to the Ancient Ones?

Bitch: Good point.

Loli_1: …

Loli_2: I prefer to make a deal with Lucifer than with you, at least the devil pays half of what was agreed]

Those idiots don't understand how wonderful this opportunity is...

I held back the urge to cry out of sadness and sent various desserts made by senpai… My kohai points keep increasing, senpai should reward me.

[BB-chan: The person who can cure our insanity attacks is the same one who prepares this food, the contract is for you to be that person's servants, in return, you will not only have the cure, but you will also have a constant supply of desserts~

BB-chan: @Bitch, if you accept the contract you won't be allowed to do your disgusting orgies anymore, but don't worry, my senpai is a talented man in bed so you'll be satisfied~]

There were no messages for a while so I sighed and took out my ultimate weapon, the leftovers from the cake that senpai prepared to celebrate the birth of his daughters.

With all the pain in my heart, I sent a slice of cake to each of the three idiotic women.

My cake </3…

[Loli_1: Deal done

Loli_2: What this?! It's so delicious that I forgot that I'm on the verge of being turned into a bald monk! Hey, give me more cake!

Bitch: … Daoloth, if you tell someone that I had an orgasm from eating a piece of cake I will kill you….

BB-chan: Hehehe, more toys for senpai~ No doubt this cute kohai will be rewarded~

Bitch: You wrote down your true thoughts, idiot

BB-chan: Teehee~

Bitch: I'll think about it, first I have to talk to the stupid entity that dared to send a squad of Heroes to kill me

*Bitch has logged off*]

Tch, this idiotic bitch is headed for a trap… Well, it doesn't matter, if she gets killed she'll be better off, I don't want that bitch to stain my cute senpai.

Oh senpai ♥~

…. Tch, my simp side is getting out of control… Still, I don't dislike this.

[Loli_1: Most of my abilities are sealed by the wounds in my soul, but if it's about moving between Worlds then I have no problem, I need your coordinates @BB-chan

Loli_2: What about me?! The bald monk already cut off my arm and it's not regenerating!

Loli_1: We will always remember you… Whatever your name is.

BB-chan: @Loli_1 save the idiot otaku, senpai wants to have a home built for us Outer Gods

Loli_1: Tch, it's better if Nyarl…. Home? Did you say home?

Loli_2: Daoloth, you know that word is taboo

BB-chan: I'm serious, right now I have a stable life, I haven't had attacks of dementia, and most importantly, I'm surrounded by people who don't want to kill me or hate me…. Well there are some rowdy people but I finally found it, I've got a home

Loli_1: … If you lie, I will kill you no matter what I have to sacrifice

Loli_2: Daoloth, you know the consequences of joking around with this, we Outer Gods can't have a home]

I was expecting this reaction, as long as the Outer Gods have existed we have never had a place to call home, I didn't even feel like I was in a real home when I worked together with U-Olga, or well, Beast VII.

I went back to senpai's room and took a selfie. Behind me was senpai having sex with a loli...

Arisa?

When did that loli otaku sneak into the room?

Oh, senpai is going to punish me when he regains his sanity...

There were more lolis in the room, but they were all tied up with Anti-Rasen chains to prevent them from entering senpai's bed.

Navi was also on the ground convulsing without being able to speak, a clear effect of the 'Sadism' skill... The problem is that the video camera was broken...

Yes, senpai is going to punish me... I'm scared and excited...

It seems that senpai agreed to sleep with legal lolis, but lolis with a loli mentality is still a resounding no, a shame for the degenerates who wanted to read senpai having sex with illegal lolis.

Before senpai notices me and punishes me, I send the photo to the chat group.

[BB-chan: This is senpai~

Loli_1: A lolicon…

Loli_2: He's handsome despite being a lolicon...

BB-chan: Senpai is handsome without being stupidly handsome on a disgusting level like system users usually are, that's why senpai is the best~

Loli_1: Huh? A system user?

BB-chan: Don't worry, senpai isn't like other system users, he doesn't treat waifus like collectibles dolls and he's actually very caring, tsundere senpai~

Loli_2: Lolicon tsundere… Is it my idea or is he drunk?

BB-chan: Senpai doesn't support his lolicon side so he relies on alcohol to accept lolis, tsundere senpai

Loli_1:… he sounds like a criminal

BB-chan: Oh trust me, senpai is worse than your average criminal~

Loli_1: …

Loli_2: .... Interesting......….]

Oh, the collector otaku's curiosity was piqued... Hehe, senpai will have a lot of headaches~

I was about to send my coordinates to both naive girls, but at that moment I felt a hand on my head.

"BB…." – Senpai's voice sounded affectionate making me shudder, I don't know if it was because of fear or excitement…

"S-Senpai, I'm sorry to interrupt, I'll leave immediately to give you privacy" - I tried to walk away, but my masochistic tendencies prevented me from using my escape skills.

"Oh, my pretty and dear BB" - Senpai's voice was so sweet that it tickled my heart at the same time that fear invaded me. – "Someone made a hole in the barrier that covers this room and I only know one woman capable of crossing the barriers of the SystemGoddess…"

Oh right, when I left the room to answer the call I left a hole in the barrier while the lolis knew that today would be the day that senpai would sleep with a loli… An intentional accident.

"Teehee, would you believe me if I said it was an accident?" – I answered clumsily.

"Sure, I believe you" – Chains of purple energy covered my body. – "That is why I will make you reflect on your mistakes, so as not to have more accidents"

And so senpai broke my butt, but not in the way I wanted, but with spanking...

I admit, it was fun, although I won't be able to sit down for a month...

I accidentally and totally conveniently opened the video call function allowing Yog-Sothoth and Nyarlathotep to see me being flogged across senpai's lap like a little girl with a strict father.

Damn simp side, you made me a masochist!

And worst of all… I love it!