No Otaku with Harem System

"Nice to meet you, my name is Sonozaki Shion, I come from a small village and I just arrived in this city with my sister, it's nice to meet you and I hope we can be friends" - Shion introduced herself with a charming smile making the boys of the hall will be moved by her beauty and charm.

"Do you have a boyfriend?" – Nana asked with a friendly and innocent attitude.

Shion nodded and pointed at me.

"That asshole again?!" – An idiot could not contain her indignation.

"That language!" – Kyoko spoke furiously, but she should be more attentive to the murderous look that Rena was giving the idiot.

I threw a tiny piece of an eraser at Rena's forehead to snap her out of her homicidal thoughts.

"Ouch!" – Rena massaged her forehead with a pitiful expression that made her look like a defenseless little animal.

I looked in Tsugumi's direction and saw her moving her lips without speaking. - "Seriously?"

I moved my lips. – "I will explain it to you later"

Tsugumi sighed, she must be tired of my chaotic love life.

Kyouko sighed. – "Shion-san, you can take a seat"

Shion smiled kindly and walked to the seat next to Tsugumi.

Rena and Mion introduced themselves in a similar way and all three times Nana asked them if they had a boyfriend to which they pointed at me.

Needless to say, the hateful glares against me only increased as Kyoko no longer knew whether to sigh wryly or disappointedly.

Why are the three girls in my classroom?

Plot, as simple as that, it is useless to make sense of this stupidity.

"Do you want to rival King Solomon in the number of wives?" – Nana asked me with amusement.

"Of course, you always have to point to the top" - I smiled wryly. - "Do you want to join?"

Nana let out a light laugh. - "I'll think about it"

She keeps thinking I'm kidding, she's so naive that she's cute.

The class started and nothing special happened, just a peaceful break I just have to pretend that I care about studying without having to work. School is not so bad...

Lunchtime came and again Kyoko asked me to accompany her to the teacher's lounge.

I sighed and looked at the three new psycho girls.

"This is Tsugumi" - I pointed to my wife. – "For now, follow her and do not cause problems… I am serious"

"What are you talking about? We are lovely and peaceful women" – Shion smiled at me innocently.

I looked at Tsugumi and she understood the signal. These girls are classified as unstable and potentially dangerous, but they are not enemies, similar to Rebecca Lee aka Revy.

Tsugumi sighed and nodded, she will see to it that these girls don't start killing random idiots.

I accompanied Kyoko and we arrived at the teachers' lounge.

This time there were no other teachers so Kyoko wanted to speak privately with me.

"Please have a seat" – Kyoko sighed and took a seat so I sat in front of her.

Kyoko looked at me with a mix of disappointment, concern, and sadness. – "I was hoping that the rumors about you were an attempt at bullying but now that I see that you really do not know self-control…"

"The script is failing again" - Arisa frowned. – "Teachers are supposed to ignore protagonists with harems and nobody cares about these problems"

I rolled my eyes internally. – "With the rumors about my bad attitude and the fact that I declared to have a harem, it is obvious that the teachers would react since my attitude breaks social norms so my presence can damage the reputation of the school"

"..." - Arisa pouted. – "The romantic comedies lied!"

If reality is disappointing, fiction can be too...

I smiled wryly at Kyoko. – "In this world, I don't have daughters so I have a bit of self-control"

"This isn't funny" – Kyoko sighed. – "What do you plan to do with your life? Don't you care about your future? Do you plan to live irresponsibly and libertine all your life? What about those girls? Don't you think about the damage you do to them with this kind of relationship?"

I shrugged listlessly. – "In order, my answers would be, I plan to work to support my family no matter how big it becomes… my future consists of not dying… I plan to accept every beautiful woman who wants to have a relationship with me… those girls are my family so I will take care of them… I am aware of the effects of my actions and that is why I strive to give them a good life… Next question?"

Kyouko frowned. – "Do you really not care about your life?"

"My suicidal phase ended a long time ago so if I care about my life" - I shrugged.

Kyoko froze at my unexpected response.

"Look, I understand that you are a kind woman and you really care about my future, I sincerely appreciate and respect that" - I sighed tiredly. – "But I am not a depressed teenager, a child with family abandonment traumas, or an existentialist with no purpose in life, I am just an idiot who tries to live as best he can, so giving me a nice motivational talk is not going to help much"

"Luis, it is not necessary to be so direct..." - Tsubaki sighed.

I sighed internally. – "If I don't not make things clear to her, she will try to save me from a self-destructive life and when she realizes that it is useless, she will get depressed and start a new drama, I am tired of this shit"

"How do you know that's going to happen if you don't watch anime?" - Arisa asked curiously.

"I am guided by the plot of an Indian soap opera" - I smiled internally with irony.

"Anime and soap operas are different!" – Arisa shouted furiously.

"The format changes, but the argument is the same" – Internally I rolled my eyes.

"Hmph!" – Arisa pouted and stopped talking to me.

Kyoko had a complex expression not knowing what to say.

She really wants to help me, but she doesn't know how to do it since it's obvious that I'm not confused and I'm fully aware of my actions.

Kyoko tried to regain her composure. – "I would like to talk to your parents…"

"Of course, my mother is busy doing nothing so she has free time, as for my father..." - I showed slight disgust. – "Well, if you know where he is please tell me, the bastard took the money I saved for my sister's university"

"…" – And again there was an awkward silence.

"Are you having fun bugging this teacher?" – System Goddess asked.

"Because what you say?" - I contained the smile.

"Because I'm having fun too" – System Goddess smiled.

"You two are dangerous when you're bored" – Tsubaki sighed.

"Senpai has fun teasing beautiful women, senpai is developing fetishes worthy of a generic protagonist" - BB sighed with false disappointment.

…

Shit.

I sighed and scratched the back of my neck as if feeling guilty. – "Okay, let's do this… I will follow any recommendation you give me to improve my life or something like that, but I will continue with my messy love life since I sincerely love the women who were willing to accept me"

Kyoko stared at me and then flashed a small smile. – "I am sure you can be a good student, you are always attentive in class and answer correctly in all subjects… You just need a little self-control to be an excellent student"

"I don't promise to limit my love life, but I'll keep up my class performance." I rolled my eyes and then sighed. - "That's fine?"

Kyoko smiled with slight resignation. – "It is not fine, but for now it is progress"

"So…" - I sighed tiredly and annoyed. – "Can I go to eat now?"

Kyoko smiled slightly bitterly. – "Actually I asked a friend to help me talk to you since I imagined that you would be stubborn… But I will give you some time to eat during class, just do it discreetly so that you do not have problems"

Break the rules to follow the rules… Ironic.

Kyoko left the teacher's room for a moment so I took out my cell phone and sent a message to Tsugumi to tell her that I won't be able to eat with her so I put her in charge of taking care of the troublesome girls, I also sent a message to Ichika to explain a little the situation.

Ichika said no problem, but she asked me to meet up tonight to talk to Nino.

I also noticed a new message that caught my attention.

Since I have been involved with too many women I have not had time to contact them all so I wait for them to approach me.

The message was from Miko Yotsuya, the girl who sees ghosts.

(Author's Note: Miko Yotsuya of Mieruko-chan)

Apparently, she heard that I am in the same school so she hopes to see me.

She's cute as this girl doesn't want to be a bother despite living in constant fear of seeing ghosts.

I asked her what her classroom was and told her that I would look for her later since now I won't be able to go to the dining room.

I'm worried that that girl might be terrified, but she was trying to hide her fear so I reached out a hand and a beautiful bright green butterfly appeared on my palm.

Since System Goddess managed to make a report where my goddesses were registered as magical beasts then I can summon them as long as they maintain appearances that don't draw the attention of normal humans and are also prohibited from using skills and magic on normal humans.

The butterfly was one of the manifestations of Rushia's divinity, somewhat similar to a drone on autopilot so even if the butterfly is destroyed Rushia will be unharmed.

The butterfly flew to the location of the magic necklace I gave Miko.

Due to the brat Yugi Amane, there are almost no ghosts near the territory near the school anymore as the obedient ones were recruited while the rebels were locked up to become food for other ghosts.

Regardless, the weaker ghosts still remain in the school as they are as insignificant as flies so Yugi forgot about them.

This butterfly will be able to protect my future wife from ghosts and other magical entities. Sadly Rushia can only hold one butterfly at a time so she will need to increase her divinity control in order to create more butterflies so I can increase the safety of my lovers.

After waiting a couple of minutes, Kyoko finally came back to another teacher, a beautiful woman with long black hair, a lab coat, and a work uniform that makes her look like a tough but cool woman.

"SHIZUKA-SENSEI!" - Arisa screamed madly in my mind. – "You must add her to the harem! She's great!"

I sighed internally, this brat only sees people as collectible figures...

[Name: Shizuka Hiratsuka

Origin: Yahari Ore no Seishun Love Come wa Machigatteiru

Categories: Woman. Teacher. Main heroine]

Although I've gotten used to the fact that sometimes the names of the characters are repeated or similar, every time I hear Shizuka I can only think of my big-breasted blonde wife.

I just wonder one thing... Why are the names of the series so ridiculously long?

Whatever.

"Shizuka-sensei comes from a light novel that was adapted into an anime plus she has her own route in a video game so it's normal for her to be a main heroine" - Arisa explained without asking her, she's getting better at her role as Wikipedia. – "She is a great teacher so she should be part of the harem!"

"My love life is not your shelf of collectible figures" - I rolled my eyes internally.

"Do you know the collectible figures?" - Arisa was surprised.

"Umaru has two shelves with figures from animated series" - I sighed internally.

"..." - Arisa smiled wryly. – "You pamper your sister a lot, I am a little jealous… I also want anime figures!"

"I'll buy them later" - I sighed internally, brats are a headache.

"Yay! I love you Onii-chan!" Arisa shouted happily.

Her love is only worth a few anime figures, how disappointing.

I sighed wearily and politely saluted with slight apathy. – "Nice to meet you sensei"

Although I've gotten used to the fact that sometimes the names of the characters are repeated or similar, every time I hear Shizuka I can only think of my big-breasted blonde wife.

Hiratsuka raised an eyebrow. – "Why do you look so tired? Didn't you have breakfast?"

"I had a light breakfast, but I'm a growing teenager so I'm hungry" - I shrugged.

Hiratsuka smiled wryly, not bothered by my nonchalance, and nodded at Kyoko.

Kyoko seems to trust this woman a lot as she left the teacher's lounge leaving me alone with the woman.

"Then let's talk quickly so you can go eat" - Hiratsuka smiled wryly.

I stayed silent.

"To tell you the truth, you are a troublesome student" - Hiratsuka smiled wryly without showing concern but rather showing more open thinking without prejudices.

"Thank you" - I agreed.

"It's not a compliment" – Hiratsuka rolled her eyes. – "There are several students who have requested your expulsion and although you have not caused any incident, your reputation is not very good, so several students have mentioned that your presence will only damage the image of the school"

I sighed. – "Most of the teachers agree with this and now they are considering whether to expel me or try to transfer me to another school"

Hiratsuka raised an eyebrow. – "Did someone tell you?"

I shrugged. – "It is basic logic"

I told Mr. Ichijo that this would happen, but that man keeps insisting that I should experience a normal life so I won't be burdened by power, and this way I won't become an overbearing idiot when I inherit the leadership of the Ichijo family.

This makes sense since a lack of empathy is one of the factors that develop the cocky and stupid attitude of children from rich families, but my shitty life has shown me how ridiculous it is to act narcissistically just because you have a little authority so this is a waste of time.

Hiratsuka sighed and crossed her arms, most of her demeanor reminding me of delinquents from the 90's.

"Since you are intelligent it will be easier to explain things to you" - Hiratsuka smiled. – "I am organizing a club where student volunteers will help other students and I would like you to join"

…

I stared blankly at the woman in front of me. – "Men hate me because they are jealous of my love life while most women have heard rumors that I am some kind of sexual criminal or something similar, although they are all rumors without evidence, people see me like a plague… And your grand idea is that I join a club to fix teenage problems?"

"Yes" - Hiratsuka smiled cheekily.

"I see" - I sighed. – "Thank you, but I prefer to be expelled, I am already very tired of my own problems"

Hiratsukase kept her smile giving me the feeling that something troublesome is coming. She took out a cell phone and made a call to a contact marked as 'Friend of old man 2'.

Hiratsuka put the phone on speaker and smiled at me in a slightly mocking way, but not dismissive, just playful. – "The child does not want to cooperate"

… Please, don't be who I'm thinking…

"Boy, I told you that you should experience the life of a student" – Mr. Ichijo sighed through the call. – "Leave the big problems to me and focus on school, you must make friends, form memories that make you happy and enjoy your youth or when you are my age you will regret only worrying about the future without enjoying the present"

… Now I understand, this man is obsessed with me enjoying my adolescence since he has great regrets and he doesn't want me to go through the same thing…

He is not my biological father and yet he is projecting his youth onto me, how troublesome.

I saw Hiratsuka's slightly smug smile and sighed. – "Fine, I will enjoy my life, I will make sure to seduce every beautiful teacher in this school"

"…" – Hiratsuka froze because I stared into her eyes as I said it.

"Ahahaha, you really remind me of my youth!" – Only Mr. Ichijo's laugh could be heard.

After a while, the man managed to calm down and spoke with irony. – "Anyway, I hope you listen to your teacher, she is the daughter of a good friend and I don't want you to cause her problems"

"How many good friends do you have?" - I spoke monotonously.

"The necessary ones, but not enough" – Mr. Ichijo replied with amusement. – "You should make some friends, maybe if you talk to other guys people will stop thinking that you only think with your lower half"

That's actually good advice.

"Anyway, I'm a bit busy" – Mr. Ichijo kept laughing a little. – "Boy, do not cause problems"

The call ended and only the sound of my tired sigh remained.

"Well, congratulations on being the first member of the Service Club" – Hiratsuka smiled at me.

I sighed. – "Can I go to eat now?"

"Go ahead, you have 5 minutes left" – Hiratsuka kept smiling.

I sighed and when I was about to leave the teacher's room I took one last look at the woman. – "You are an attractive woman, it is a shame you have a boyfriend"

Hiratsuka looked at me confused and frowned. - "What are you talking about? I don't have a boyfriend"

I smiled mockingly. - "Noticeable"

I heard an angry scream as I left the staff room.

"Senpai finally understands the beauty of teasing people?" – BB asked me happily.

"It's relaxing" - I smiled and went to the classroom.

I didn't have time to go to the dining room so I went to my classroom since knowing Tsugumi, she should already be in the classroom as she is a punctual woman.

When I was about to enter the classroom, Arisa yelled in my mind.

"Check the origin of that girl!" – Arisa referred to a girl who was about to enter the classroom next to mine.

[Name: Shizuku Yaegashi

Origin: Arifureta Shokugyou from Sekai Saikyou

Categories: Woman. Secondary heroine. Isekai]

A hero?

No, this woman has no special energy and her fate is as insignificant as a background character.

Maybe she has a skill to hide her skills?

But there are no records of heroes in this school...

"Arisa, explain" – I didn't even look at the girl and entered the classroom, but kept an eye on her presence to look for any unusual movement.

"I didn't see that series, but an acquaintance from work who was an editor at a major publisher told me about a new isekai-type light novel, in the sketches for the illustrations this girl appeared along with a white-haired boy and other waifus..." - Arisa frowned.

"Don't you know any important plot points?" – I saw that Tsugumi and the girls were in their seats and they smiled when they saw me.

In the corner of the classroom, I saw the red-haired girl from yesterday who seemed to want to talk to me about something important.

Mr. Ichijo didn't tell me what the arrangement was with the Hiyama family but it must be something stupid.

"I don't know the plot, but I understand that the plot begins during class time and involves several students" – Arisa was trying to remember.

The problem with the title 'Otaku' is that the information could be destroyed if a Higher Entity tries to extract the Otaku's memories. This is one of the ways the multiverse protects this information.

Because of this, I can't use my abilities to improve Arisa's memory and can only teach her memory-enhancing meditation techniques since mind spells and brain-enhancing genetic enhancements don't help with 'Spoiler'-rated memories.

I sighed internally. – "I just came back from one world, it would be stupid if I go to another world just because the plot stalled"

"That's a flag!" – Arisa yelled with a mixture of anxiety and expectation.

"Flag? What are you talking about?" – I sighed.

"Murphy's law!" - Arisa yelled louder. – "Quick, change your concept of Protagonist! The plot armor can act now that you raised a flag!"

I quickly tried to use [Dissociative Identity], but it was too late.

[System Notification: The skill 'Hero's Destiny' has been linked to a hero summoning. The summoning occurs four meters away from the user so the summoning ritual will be expanded to include the user]

[System Notification: The user's body is being restrained by Destiny Energy and magical energy. The user has denied use 'Rasen' to free himself]

Although traveling to another world will be troublesome, I really don't want to stay here, I need to release stress...

On the other hand, this ritual is a natural ritual and not an artificial ritual like the one used by the racists of Paradise. Using [Rasen] will cause the ritual to go out of control which can cause a magical explosion that will kill almost all the students in the school and possibly half the city...

I can't destroy the ritual, but I can reconfigure it with the help of System Goddess.

[System Notification: The skill 'Motherfucker Dimensional' has acknowledged a request for help through the skill 'Hero's Destiny']

[Request: Find and return the Milf's daughter.

Applicant: Remia ('Character Sheet' identified origin: Arifureta Shokugyou from Sekai Saikyou)

Danger levels:

- Destruction of the physical body: 30% - 40% (Possible interference from a Higher Entity)

- Destruction of the mind: 0% (Possible interference from a Higher Entity)

- Soul Destruction: 0% (Possible interference from a Higher Entity)

Accept request?:

YES / NO]

More reasons to travel, I really hate teen dramas…

[System Notification: An analysis skill is obstructing the 'Mythomania' skill. It is recommended to change the Concept to 'Fraud' to enhance the skill 'Mythomania']

Damnit, that will be a problem.

"Luis, this energy is from Paradise, but I don't know if it's the enemy faction or the ally..." - System Goddess warned me with concern when feeling the energy of the ritual.

One shit after another… Stupid Protagonist concept.

Less than half of the students were in the classroom and Kyoko hadn't arrived yet so there wasn't a teacher to inspire the students' confidence, but instead of panicking, everyone was surprised when the floor was covered with magical runes.

Tsugumi protected Chitoge and Honda entered through the window to protect Marika.

Raku wasn't here yet so his secret bodyguards weren't around.

Mion, Shion, and Rena took out their weapons in their backpacks making Honda frown, but none of that mattered.

The light began to cover the classroom so I quickly synchronized my consciousness with System Goddess.

System Goddess modified the ritual settings using my [Anti-Rasen] to create a time anomaly similar to the magic circle in the basement of the Ichijo residence.

This will make each month out of this world the equivalent of a second on Gaia, so no one will notice our absence as long as we don't take more than a century to return.

I don't have time to inform Mr. Ichijo, but I'm sure he will know about this incident so he will send people to prevent this summoning of heroes from becoming known in the same way that supernatural incidents are kept secret.

This is troublesome shit… But I'm sick of teen dramas, I'd rather go back to the battlefield than keep putting up with the stupid shit of idiots who are jealous of me.

[System Notification: The skill 'Dissociative Identity' has been activated.

Concept: Protagonist > Fraud

Effects:

- Bonus in skills related to the concepts 'Lie', 'Deception' and 'Betrayal'.

- Bonus in skills related to luck.

- Immunity to mid-level and lower Oaths and Contracts.

- Negative Karma Bonus.

- Penalty of Positive Karma.

- Decrease in skills related to destiny.

- Decrease in combat skills.

- Decrease in skills related to the concept 'Justice']

[System Notification: The skill 'Mythomania' has managed to deceive a Superior Entity]

Well, here we go again…

"Why do I think this makes you happy?" – Rushia asked with doubt.

"Senpai hates school and prefers war" – BB shrugged. – "Senpai claims to be civilized, but it is obvious that senpai enjoys beheading idiots"

"Cutting heads is fun" – Ortro nodded.

"…God wants to behead people?"

Rachel normally keeps silent so sometimes I forget her presence inside my soul... Strangely she became friends with Ortro.

As she pondered how my soul became a vacation hotel, the light completely covered us sending us to another world.

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Author's Note:

Sudden?

Effectively.

Forced plot?

Obviously.

Do I like coffee?

Absolutely.

On an additional note, I take into account all the comments and I really appreciate the ideas and suggestions, however, some aspects of the plot are decided in Pa – Tre – On because, well, coffee does not pay for itself and I am part of the capitalist system. .

Anyway, a hug <3