Ninja World: I’m Not a Human Being!

Ninja World: I'm not a human being! 258. Deidara

Deidara is a little devil with a lively personality and his own way.

Because of his outstanding ninjutsu talent since he was a child, he was accepted as a disciple by the third generation of Tsuchikage Onoki, and is a recognized genius in Iwayin Village.

Deidara also lived up to everyone's expectations. He became an excellent ninja at a young age and was deeply loved by Onogi. In addition, he also has a hobby of making clay sculptures, and his works have won many praises.

However, Deidara is very motivated and is not satisfied with the current achievements, but in order to pursue a deeper and more advanced art, he even secretly learned the forbidden technique of "mixing substances into chakra" in the village.

This is the so-called "exploding".

Afterwards, as Deidara detonated the detonating clay he made by himself, the moment he saw the explosion, his eyes lit up. bomb.

Due to Deidara's free will, these bombs quickly brought a lot of trouble to Yanyin Village, causing repeated construction and casualties.

Afterwards, the villagers couldn't bear him anymore, and even the four generations of earth shadow loess couldn't stand it anymore. They drove Deidara, who had not changed his teachings, to the outside of the village and forbade him to return to the village-unless he gave up continuing to make clay bombs.

For an eight-year-old boy, facing such a difficult situation, admitting counselling seems to be the only option.

But Deidara was an artist who was naturally rebellious and romantic, so he refused to admit his mistake and went to a temple outside the village, where he continued his artistic research.

The above is the information that Guijiao heard from the villagers of Yanyin.

In the eyes of ghosts, Deidara is undoubtedly a rare genius, but lacks the correct guidance and leads the way astray. That's why he came to Yanyin Village and brought the other party under his command.

After finding out the location of the temple where Deidara is currently located, Guijiao left the village and arrived there.

In the distance, Guijiao saw a little devil with long blond hair rolling up his sleeves and tinkering with something in the open space in front of the temple. His face and body were covered with mud and black ashes, and there was a large hole beside him, with sparks remaining in the hole, and a puff of white smoke came out.

Obviously, an explosion has just happened here, and from the embarrassed appearance of the kid, it may be that he has just experienced a failed artistic experiment.

However, he looked very optimistic. He hummed a little tune and danced with his hands, and soon he made a big lifelike spider out of white clay.

"Yeah, it worked!"

Deidara raised the spider above his head with both hands, shouted excitedly, then suddenly turned around and threw the spider in his hand in one direction.

stop.

The spider made an arc in the air and landed behind a small dirt bag. Immediately afterwards, Deidara showed a sly smile, and made a burst seal, and said to himself: "Send someone to monitor me again, and see that I will make you look good, drink!"

As he drank lightly, there was a sudden bang behind the small earthbag, and a dazzling fire and smoke burst out.

"what!"

In the thick smoke, there was a scream of a girl and a cough of a teenager. Obviously, the person hiding there was caught off guard by Deidara's sudden attack.

Huh?

Deidara succeeded in the sneak attack, but frowned, because he felt that the victim's voice seemed familiar.

really.

In the next second, two figures emerged from the thick smoke and rushed straight to Deidara.

One is a girl with short black hair, Heitu, and the other is a simple and honest-looking little fat red earth. They are Deidara's junior sister and junior brother.

"Big Brother Di-Da-La! We managed to hide from my father and sneak out to see you, but you welcomed us in this way?"

The black soil walked up to Deidara with a sullen face, with his hands on his hips,

He questioned the senior brother angrily.

"Oh, it's black soil. You are sneaking behind the stone, can you still blame me? I thought that the four generations of soil shadows sent people to monitor me and restrict my personal freedom."

Deidara spread his hands and said with a rogue face.

Surprisingly, there is a mouth on each of his palms, and when he speaks, the tongue in his mouth also keeps moving. He chewed the clay with his mouth and shaped it into various shapes.

This is a special talent belonging to Deidara.

"Brother Deidara, you think too badly of Lord Tuying. He just asked you to calm down here. As long as you promise not to destroy the village in the future, you can go back at any time."

The red soil on the side said naively.

"Humph."

Hearing this, Deidara snorted unhappily, turned his head to one side, and said impatiently, "If you have anything to do, just say it, don't disturb my art research, and I will lose my inspiration. "

"Art? Shape these ugly spiders out of clay, and then throw them out to explode. Is that the art of Big Brother Deidara? Who would approve of such art?" Heitu frowned and questioned.

"Hahaha, you don't understand this, black soil."

Deidara laughed, put his hands on his hips, and said arrogantly, "Real art is not understood by the ignorant world. How can you two brats understand my art?"

Heitu was still unconvinced, rolled his eyes, and continued to ask: "Then I will ask you again, can your art be eaten as a meal? You live in this temple alone, and what do you rely on to support your life, relying on these explosive spiders? ?"

She thought this question would be Deidara, but she didn't expect him to answer without hesitation:

"Of course. Don't forget, your senior brother is a genius ninja. I can take some missions outside, such as assassination, destruction of buildings, etc., which can be easily accomplished using the art of explosion. At that time, it is very difficult to support yourself. Easy things."

As a result, just after he finished saying these words with confidence, his stomach growled in disappointment and made a grunting sound.

"So hungry."

Only then did Deidara remember that he had entered a state of flow due to his overindulgence in art research, causing him to completely forget the passage of time. Looking back now, I haven't eaten for almost a whole day, so I feel dizzy for a while.

With a thud, he fell to the ground, and he was about to faint from hunger.

"I'm starving to death and still stubborn."

Heitu shook his head, although his mouth was not forgiving, he felt sorry for his senior brother. She glanced at the red clay, and the latter put down the food box in her hand and took out a steaming bibimbap and ball soup.

"Eat, we brought it to you on purpose, who made you our eldest brother." Heitu said with his arms crossed, looking down at Deidara, who was downcast.

Smelling the aroma of the food, Deidara's eyes lit up at first. At this time, he didn't care about his face. When he swallowed a saliva, he could not wait to jump on the food box and eat it all.

But the next second, after he saw the food brought by the two, he suddenly frowned and complained to the black soil:

"What is bibimbap? I hate bibimbap the most. It's the worst food in the world. Did you do it on purpose?"

"It's good to have some food, but you are still picky. You know, Hongtu and I are both hungry, and we used the pocket money we saved to buy these foods for you. You really fail to say these words. All of our kindness."

Black Earth rolled his eyes, becoming more and more dissatisfied with Deidara.

"Then take it, I don't want it."

Deidara resisted hunger, sat down again, and said firmly, "I, Deidara, starved to death today, and I will never eat a bite of bibimbap!"

"Don't eat and pull down!"

The black soil finally couldn't bear it anymore and shouted. However, she didn't really take the food, but left the food box in place, and then pulled away with a simple and honest red earth.

"Gollum..."

Deidara watched the backs of the two go away, and after they disappeared completely, her stomach screamed again.

He stared straight at the bibimbap, and finally hunger conquered everything. When he picked it up, he devoured it and wiped it out.

"It's delicious."

Deidara finished eating the bibimbap, and there was not a grain of rice left. He drank the meatball soup again, and said a word without a word.

He touched his still shriveled belly, and guessed that he had only eaten half full, which was far from enough.

"Oh, there's no way."

Deidara sighed, stood up helplessly, and was about to go to the surrounding towns to find out if he could receive any entrusted tasks or the like. First, get some money to fill his stomach.

Great artists often have a period of life experience, and more or less have to compromise with life.

No way, I want to have a meal.

However, just when Deidara packed up all his belongings (actually just a cloth bag) and was about to leave, he suddenly found that a person appeared on the side of the road at some point.

The man crossed his chest with his arms, leaned against a big tree, looked towards this side, and there was a faint smile on the corner of his mouth.

"Who are you?"

Deidara asked alertly, hiding his hands behind his back, chewing the clay in the palm of his mouth and starting to make bombs.

The stranger in front of him could quietly appear nearby, making him unaware.

"Don't be nervous, kid, I have no ill will towards you. You should understand that if I attacked you just now, you wouldn't be able to stand and talk to me now."

While talking, Gui Jiao walked towards Deidara and joked, "By the way, I have heard everything you said just now. You said that you would rather starve to death than eat a bite of bibimbap, but I It looks like you're eating deliciously."

When Deidara heard this, he realized that his embarrassment was in the eyes of the other party, and he couldn't help blushing, and it took a long time for him to say: "...I want you to take care of it."

"Haha. Don't talk nonsense, I came to Yanyin Village this time for you, a talented artist. I have a task to entrust to you, and the remuneration will definitely satisfy you. And you can still perform the task. Show off your explosive art. How about it, interested?"

Guijiao straight to the point, tempted Deidara with words, like a child trafficker.

"real?"

Deidara heard the words, his eyes lit up, and he jumped up from the ground, looking very excited. As soon as he was about to go out to accept the entrustment, the client came to the door himself, which was too smooth.

Moreover, the other party also called him a "genius artist", which made Deidara, who has always been questioned by the villagers, feel the warmth of the spring sunshine, and he was about to float on the spot.

When he was young, he was completely immersed in his own art world all day long, and he lacked awareness and understanding of the world of intrigue.

What a simple guy.

"of course it's true."

Guijiao's eyes flashed, and there was no psychological burden for abducting ignorant teenagers. He glanced at the environment around the temple, and then said to Deidara, "As for the specific task content, let's talk about it in another place."

"Well, listen to you." Deidara responded quickly.

Half an hour later, in a nearby town.

Guijiao and Deidara walked into a small shop, and the proprietress immediately greeted them with a smile on her face, and asked them, "Good noon, two, what are you going to eat?"

"Give me tender chicken and soju."

Guijiao snapped his fingers, then glanced at Deidara beside him, and before the latter spoke, he smiled and said to the proprietress, "As for this little artist, I think he likes Ottoman fried eggs, right? ?"

"How do you know? I like eating this the most!" Deidara's eyes widened, she was very surprised, and she had a little more affection for the man in front of her.

The ghosts laughed without saying a word.

Soon, the steaming hot food was served.

"Let's eat, I'll treat you. Artists also need to fill their stomachs in order to get enough inspiration." Guijiao said generously.

"Then I'm welcome. I'll start!" Deidara clasped his hands together, and then he ate a lot. He ate several bowls of Oden-style fried eggs in one go, and finally his stomach was full and bulging high.

After resting in the shop for a while, after digesting the food in my stomach.

The two came to the outside of the street, not far from the glade.

"Before I officially issue a mission commission to you, I need to test your abilities to ensure that you are qualified to accept this commission. Do you have any questions?" Guijiao stared at Deidara and asked.

"Although let the horse come over. Let's say it first, I won't be merciful."

Deidara raised both hands, and licked the tongue in the palm of his hand, looking eager to try.

boom! boom! boom!

In the woods, the sound of explosions continued to be heard, accompanied by flashes of fire, and the fall of trees. Deidara kept making explosive clay from his body, and then manipulated them to approach the ghost, causing explosions again and again.

Guijiao dodged left and right, calmly dodging every attack from Deidara, and mockingly said: "Is that all you have? The so-called art of explosion seems to be nothing more than that."

"Don't underestimate me, bastard!"

Deidara was really outraged, and he couldn't allow others to despise his art. So, he did not hesitate to use the strongest move, creating a one-person-high clay bird, and Huo flew towards Guijiao with a sound.

Boom!

The flying bird exploded before the ghost met, producing a violent fire that devoured him in an instant.

Oops.

Deidara's expression changed when he saw this scene. He didn't expect to kill his employer on impulse.

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