Ninja World: I’m Not a Human Being!

"Are you all right?"

After smashing the flying boulder with one punch, Tsunade turned to look at Itachi behind him and Zuosuke in his arms.

What surprised Tsunade was that although Itachi was young, in such a dangerous environment, he never had much emotional fluctuations, showing maturity and calmness far beyond his age.

As expected of the son of the head of the Uchiha clan.

Facing Tsunade's question, Itachi nodded slowly, but because the other party was dressed mysteriously and couldn't see his face clearly, it made him a little more vigilant and subconsciously took two steps back.

His intuition told him that the two people in front of him were not Konoha ninjas.

"Yo, it seems that people don't appreciate your love." Ghostly joked to Tsunade.

"Haha, I was probably scared by you."

Tsunade sneered and replied on the spot, "I heard people in the village say that every time you go out, you will bring back strange widows and children from outside, and those who don't know think you are a trafficker. What, these two children Do you want to fight too?"

"I'm not interested in them."

Guijiao shrugged, pointed his finger at his head, and said in a very disgusting tone, "People from the Uchiha clan are a bit abnormal here. The more talented and powerful people are, the easier it is to fall into paranoia. And madness, the closer it is to a real mental illness, you can see that guy with Obito. If such a guy stays in the village, it is a ticking time bomb, don't even give it to me. "

In the eyes of ghosts, not only Obito, but the brothers Uchiha Itachi and Uchiha Zuosuke in the original book are also insane.

Itachi, in particular, personally slaughtered hundreds of ninjas and civilians from his own family, and even his biological parents did not intend to let him go.

"Your point of view is very similar to the second Hokage." Tsunade did not refute Guijiao this time, but said this because she thought of her uncle, Chishou Tobirama.

Hearing Guijiao's words, Uchiha Itachi frowned.

The other party's condescending comments on the Uchiha family made him feel offended and uncomfortable as a member of Uchiha.

However, Itachi also knew that the two people in front of him were not something he could afford. In addition, he also had a younger brother who was only a few months old in his arms, and Zuo Zhu's life safety was his greatest concern.

So, while Tsunade and Onikio were fighting each other over there, he hugged Zuo Suke in his arms, his eyes flashed, and he turned around and ran to the end of the street.

"I'm right, you scared the kid away, haha."

Tsunade saw Itachi turned and ran away without saying a word, slapped Guijiao on the shoulder, and teased.

"Let him run away. He is still too weak now, and has no value for me to use. When he grows up and awakens the kaleidoscope writing wheel eye, it will be time for me to cut the leeks."

Gui Jiao said in a daze, and just watched Itachi disappear into the distance.

at this time.

"Tsunade?! Is that you?"

A surprised voice suddenly came from behind the two of them.

Hearing this familiar voice, Tsunade was shocked and turned around slowly. Sure enough, he saw a tall white-haired man in a Naruto robe, staring at her with burning eyes.

Four generations of Hokage, Jiraiya.

To be precise, what appeared in front of Tsunade and Onikio was just a shadow clone of Jiraiya. At this time, his body was leading a group of Konoha ninjas, fighting fiercely with the runaway Nine-Tails, trying to seal it or drive it out of the village.

And Jiraiya's shadow avatar used the telescope technique inherited from the previous Hokage Sarutobi Hiizan to monitor the movement in the village until he found the suspicious ghosts and Tsunade.

"Yo, Jiraiya, long time no see."

Before Tsunade could speak, Onishi took off his hood and greeted Jiraiya with a smile.

"Dried persimmons, it's really you."

After Jiraiya confirmed the identity of Guijiao, his eyes were suddenly cold, and he couldn't even talk to Tsunade, so he asked Guijiao in a deep voice, "Did you plan what happened tonight? You are Shuiying. ,

Have you forgotten the peace contract with Konoha that you signed with your own hands? "

"Don't get excited yet. If I want to destroy Konoha, I will have to work so hard? Instead of deliberately releasing the nine-tailed demon fox, I might as well do it myself, which is quick and convenient. What do you think? "

Guijiao said disdainfully, and cast a mocking look at Jiraiya.

"..."

Jirai was also speechless. After calming down, he realized that he had just been impulsive and made a slip of the tongue.

Indeed, with the power and acting style of the persimmon ghost, he would not have planned so carefully, and waited for the whirlpool Kushina to give birth, taking the opportunity to kidnap him and release the nine tails.

He would level the Konoha directly. After all, this kind of thing, ghost dating has already done once, it can be said to be familiar with it.

"It seems that you guys haven't figured out who the enemy is yet. For the sake of my image in Konoha's Hokage Rock, I kindly tell you that it's that guy Uchiha Obito. As for why I'm here tonight..."

When the ghost said this, he glanced at Tsunade beside him, "This woman has already completed the conditions in the peace contract ahead of time, so I will send her back to Konoha in person. Although Konoha looks very unsafe now, but I believe you can protect Tsunade well, so I hand her over to you."

The voice fell, Tsunade also slowly took off the hood, revealing a beautiful face and blond hair.

"You seem to have a lot to say, I'm not here to be a light bulb."

Guijiao is very sensible, patted Tsunade on the shoulder, turned around and left, and wandered to another place in the blink of an eye.

On the street, only Tsunade and Jiraiya were left, facing each other a few meters apart.

"Tsunade, that's great, I've been worrying about you every day for more than a year. I didn't do anything to hurt you, right?"

Zilai also took two steps forward, unable to contain his excitement.

He has been in love with Tsunade since he was a teenager, regarded her as the goddess in his heart, and once pursued her hard. It's a pity that over the years, Tsunade has never been able to open his heart to him.

On the day Guijiao kidnapped Tsunade from Konoha, Jirai was also heartbroken, but he could only watch and do nothing.

Now, Tsunade finally returned to Konoha, back to him.

"I lived in Wuyin Village...I had a good time. The villagers there are kind and honest, and they respect me very much. As for the dried persimmon ghost...let's not mention that guy."

"The First Minister of the Ming Dynasty"

Tsunade said, and sighed.

Huh?

Jiraiya thought that Tsunade would be very happy when he finally regained his freedom and returned to his hometown. But from the look on her face at the moment, it doesn't seem like that.

However, Jirai didn't think too much, he took two steps forward again, and warmly welcomed Tsunade with open arms:

"Anyway, you can come back safely now, Konoha will always be your home, and those of us have been waiting for you."

What Jiraiya was looking forward to was a hug between an old friend.

However, what surprised him was that after hearing his words, Tsunade suddenly frowned and took a few steps back.

Konoha will always be your home.

How ironic for Tsunade to say this.

Her lover, her younger brother, and her family all perished under the secret manipulation of Konoha's high-level officials. Even her dead grandfather's grave was dug up and the remains were taken out for secret research.

In fact, even if Tsunade left Kiriyin Village, he never thought of going back to Konoha. The main reason why she came back was just to meet Jiraiya's former best friend.

But now, when Jiraiya said these words as Hokage, his image in Tsunade's eyes gradually overlapped with those of the high-level Konoha.

She was disgusted and disgusted.

"Tsunade, what's wrong with you? Are you feeling unwell?"

Jiraiya saw Tsunade frowning and retreating, and suddenly stopped in place with some embarrassment, still unaware that he had said the wrong thing.

Tsunade shook his head, his eyes disappointed, and he didn't want to say anything.

Just when the atmosphere between the two cooled down and was about to freeze.

On the other side, Onikio swayed and wandered around the Uchiha family's clan.

In this process.

"Dad, mom, woohoo..."

From a small alley, the cry of a little girl came out, which attracted the attention of the ghost.

He looked at the sound, and found that it was a little girl of about five or six years old with long black and bright hair. She was leaning against the wall, crying as she walked, looking weak, pitiful, and helpless.

When Guijiao found the little girl, the latter also saw him standing at the alley.

"You, who are you..."

The little girl raised her head and looked up at the tall ghost who was hidden in the cloak, and instinctively had a fear, and even forgot to cry.

Guijiao said nothing, stepped forward and walked towards the little girl.

"Help, help!"

The little girl panicked and turned around and ran quickly, but not long after she ran out, a crack appeared in the wall next to her, and it collapsed with a rumble.

Not only did it block the way for the little girl to escape, but she was about to bury her tiny body.

Critical juncture.

stop.

A chakra line shot out of Guijiao's hand, wrapped around the little girl's waist, pulled her back, and narrowly avoided the collapsed wall.

boom.

As Guijiao released the chakra line, the little girl fell in front of him, the whole person did not dare to look at Guijiao, and her body couldn't stop shaking.

Scared to the extreme.

"What's your name."

Guijiao squatted down, took out a handkerchief from his jacket pocket, wiped the tears from the little girl's face, and finally asked.

"I, my name is Izumi Uchiha."

The little girl said timidly, raised her head slowly, and surprisingly, the pictures in her eyes turned out to be a pair of double hooks.

Was it because of witnessing the death of his parents that he was mentally stimulated and opened the wheel-eye?

Such a guess.

But what made him more concerned was the little girl's name.

Uchiha Izumi.

If he remembered correctly, the little girl in front of him was Uchiha Itachi's childhood friend and had always been in love with Itachi, but the indifferent Itachi did not respond.

In the original time and space, on this night of the Nine-Tails Rebellion, it should have been Itachi who saved Izumi and started a friendship.

Unexpectedly, being interrupted by Guijiao, Itachi took his younger brother Zuo to run away, and the one who rescued Izumi from the collapsed ruins became Guijiao.

Guijiao remembers that on the night of the genocide in the original time and space, Izumi was finally brutally killed by Uchiha Obito, and dug out the three-goose jade writing wheel eye in her eye socket, leaving her dead without a whole body.

Poor Izumi, at the last moment of her life, still crying, calling Uchiha Itachi's name in her mouth.

Uchiha Itachi, is really too beast.

Thinking of this, Guijiao's eyes flashed, he stretched out a big hand to Quanmei, and said in a gentle voice:

"Don't be afraid, I will protect you. Now, go to sleep for a while."

In the palm of his hand, there is a kaleidoscope writing wheel eye, which is slowly rotating, releasing a wave of childlike power.

As soon as the words fell, Quan Mei was dizzy and fell into a deep drowsiness due to Guijiao's illusion.

Guijiao put Quanmei in the box of bliss and prepares to take it back to Wuyin Village.

He said that the geniuses of the Uchiha family are all mentally ill, but ghosts also want to know whether the mental illness of the Uchiha family can be changed.

Uchiha Izumi, is a good experimental subject.

"On Tsunade's side, it should be almost the same."

After picking up a little Izumi Lolita on the side of the road, Guijiao stood up and walked out of the alley.

If Tsunade was moved by Jiraiya and decided to stay in Konoha, it wouldn't be a bad thing for ghosts. At least, he no longer has to worry that Tsunade will one day become a living scorpion, and thus hinder his pursuit of a living scorpion.

After a while, Guijiao returned to the previous place, but the situation in front of him was a little different from what he expected.

"I said it, just come back and have a look. The Tsunade of the Qianshou clan no longer exists. From now on, I want to live in a different identity."

Tsunade looked at Jiraiya and said calmly.

"Why, Tsunade? In just over a year, is the weight of Kiri hidden in your heart more important than Konoha? Here is Konoha, who we grew up with, so many memories of the good old days. , and the will of fire handed down from the first Hokage, have you forgotten it?"

Jiraiya was emotional and couldn't accept Tsunade's decision.

Tsunade heard the words, his eyes were suddenly sharp, and he sneered: "Don't presume the first Hokage and the will of fire in front of me, you, no, match, the fourth Hokage comes naturally."

She deliberately emphasized Jiraiya's Hokage identity at the end, so that the distance between the two was widened in this second.

Ugh.

When Guijiao saw this scene, he shook his head.

Forget it, instead of throwing Tsunade on Konoha and letting her suffer, or letting her live in no fixed place and wandering the ninja world, it's better to take her back to Wuyin Village.

So he walked up and said to Jiraiya with a smile on his face:

"Do you want to know an answer? This is the answer."

After he finished speaking, he wrapped his arms around Tsunade's soft waist, brought her closer to him, and showed off to Jiraiya, "Tsunsu is already my woman."

Tsunade was stunned for a moment, but after regaining his senses, instead of struggling and scolding as usual, he leaned against Guijiao's chest without saying a word.

She didn't want to be questioned by Zilai again, and she didn't want to be entangled by him anymore.

"you……"

Zilai also saw this scene, Tong Kong shrank, and his heart was ashes for a moment.

It turned out that this was the reason why Tsunade decided not to return to Konoha.