Naruto: Sakura Blizzard

Chapter 684 Midlife Crisis【Continued】

"puff……"

After the figure of Godai Kazekage Gaara appeared on the TV, Sakura and the others who were having dinner in the burger restaurant could hardly help spit out the drinks from their mouths.

"Pfft, ah ha ha ha ha, I laughed so hard, Gaara, your hairstyle is too ridiculous, isn't it? It really feels so greasy!"

Didara's stomach hurts from laughing, covering his stomach with one hand and covering his mouth with the other, trying hard to make his laughter appear a little lower, lest Gaara misunderstand that he is gloating, It's just that those eyes smiling into crescent moons perfectly expressed his current mood.

"What do you think about yourself in this world, that you have such a hairstyle!"

"..."

Gaara didn't speak, but the hands on the table were clenched into fists, and the veins on the back of the hands were bulging, obviously feeling very upset.

"Okay, everyone stop laughing..."

Sakura managed to hold back her smile, took a deep breath and tried to calm herself down, and helped Gaara explain by the way.

"You can't blame Gaara, after all, he is already a middle-aged uncle in this world. As the saying goes, when you reach middle age, you have to soak goji berries in the thermos, and as Kazekage, you have to deal with too many things every day. , mid-life crisis plus work fatigue, it's normal for hair to become a little greasy!"

"Oh, time is really a killing knife. I didn't expect that Gaara would end up like this in the end. The soft and cute boy back then turned into a greasy middle-aged uncle in the end. It's really unpredictable ah!"

Xie couldn't help touching his face. Fortunately, fortunately, he was smart back then and transformed himself into a puppet. Otherwise, at his current age, he might be able to keep company with middle-aged Gaara , thinking that he would have to keep that greasy hairstyle, Xie couldn't help shivering, it was so scary.

"Gaara, do you want to learn the Baihao technique from me? Anyway, you have a lot of chakra and your brain is not stupid. You should learn it quickly. As long as you learn the Baihao technique, you will be completely Don't worry about getting old, even in a few decades, you will still be like this!"

Tsunade asked Gaara, she couldn't bear to let her watch a cute boy turn into a greasy uncle.

"If you don't want to learn the art of Baihao, you can also come and learn from me about reincarnation without corpses. If you feel that you are getting older, you can change your body directly, and keep you in a young state for the rest of your life. Maybe you will even live younger and younger! "

Orochimaru smiled, thinking of the photos about this world he got from the middle-aged Naruto before, he was very satisfied, he knew that he was right to pursue science, and he looked better than the middle-aged man without seeing the world. Nian Naruto and they are still young.

"Then suddenly one day Gaara changed from a boy Gaara to a girl Gaara?!"

Tsunade poured cold water on the side. Thinking of the sacrifices made by her old classmate for immortality, even she couldn't help admiring this guy. Not everyone has the courage to change their gender.

"..."

Orochimaru's face darkened, those things were all his dark history back then, but he couldn't do anything back then, okay? If he had a choice, he wouldn't choose to be reincarnated as a woman.

"My Gaara, you must not move your hair casually in the future, understand? When you need a haircut, tell me first, and I will find a barber for you!"

Temari was taken aback by the middle-aged Gaara on TV, if one day his younger brother became like this, Temari felt that he was going to go crazy.

"Don't worry, sister, I will never mess around!" Gaara nodded heavily and assured that he would rather die than become like this.

"By the way, I'm the only one who thinks that Gaara's hairstyle looks really good? It looks very mature!"

Kankuro asked weakly, his eyes flicked over a group of people, trying to find a like-minded person.

"Kill you!" Gaara turned his head and showed him a murderous smile. The plug on the gourd behind his back began to move, or he would let his father become both sons and daughters. One more son will always It feels very awkward.

"Get out of here!"

Before Kankuro had time to beg for mercy, a huge fan hit him in the face, sending Kankuro's nosebleed flying wildly.

Holding her big fan, Temari looked at Kankuro with an unfriendly expression, his eyes full of murderous intent.

"Kankuro..." Temari walked up to Kankuro who was lying on the ground, and he was lifted up by the one holding him, his eyes were full of warning.

"If you dare to talk nonsense again, don't blame me for being rude to you. If one day you dare to encourage Gaara to have this hairstyle, hehehe, Kankuro, I don't mind letting my brother die young !"

"I was wrong……"

Kankuro's body was shaking as if he was sifting chaff, and he couldn't help but burst into tears, he just said that casually, as for the attack so hard? To actually greet his handsome face, aren't you afraid of beating him to disfigurement? Sure enough, Temari and Gaara are biological siblings, he was picked up by his father on the road, or given by her mother when she was shopping for vegetables.

"snort……"

Temari carried Kankuro back to his seat, and when he saw Gaara staring at the middle-aged Gaara on the TV with an unfriendly expression, he immediately rubbed Gaara's hair comfortingly, and smoothed his hair .

"Gaara, don't worry, let's pay attention to it in the future, and it will definitely not become like that!"

"Um……"

Gaara's face is still not very good-looking, and I began to secretly think about whether to kill the middle-aged Gaara under the hands of the black hands. Although the middle-aged Gaara is him in this world, he is only aiming at this hairstyle , Gaara feels that he should kill his relatives righteously.

"Next is our fourth generation of Udokage Kuroto-sama, who was also a hero in the Fourth Ninja World War that year. Moreover, Kuroto-sama is not only strong enough, but also very handsome!"

The live broadcast on the TV was still going on, and the one who appeared in the camera was a tall and slender black man with long legs. As soon as he appeared on the stage, there were cheers from countless boys around him. The middle-aged Gaara, Heitu, a girl with fair skin, beautiful skin and long legs, is still more popular.

"Tsk, this girl actually became the fourth generation Tukage!"

Jiaodu raised his eyebrows at Didara, and said meaningfully: "I think that girl seemed to come to you often before, how is it, is there any heartbeat?"

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