Naruto: Sakura Blizzard

"A Fei, why don't you run away quickly, why are you still staying here?"

The scorpion eyes turned to Obito, and he frowned slightly. This guy usually feels a little mentally abnormal in the organization. In this situation, he must be mentally ill, right? !

Obito glanced at the two of them, but didn't speak. He is now the cold Uchiha Madara, not the usual cheap-mouthed A Fei, so naturally he can't do anything that doesn't fit his identity.

"Dare to ask what is the identity of this big guy?!"

Sakura didn't directly expose Obito, but followed the other person's words and asked, "From your tone of voice, could it be possible that you are from the same era as the first Hokage Senjujuma?"

"Oh, my name is Uchiha Madara..."

Obito clasped his hands in front of his chest, lowered his head and looked at Sakura and the others, exuding an aura of looking down upon the world.

"A Fei, is your brain sick again?"

Didara looked at Obito in surprise, and said, "When did you become a member of the Uchiha family? Uchiha Madara? Don't joke, okay?!"

"..."

Obito has only one thought in his mind now, strangle Didara to death here, this thing is too cheating, he tried so hard to pretend to be Uchiha Madara's aura, but he was defeated by this guy with a single sentence , What momentum is gone.

"Since the decisive battle between Hashirama and I, Konoha has produced a lot of promising young people!"

Obito didn't want to talk to Didara, a person with a brain, so he simply pretended not to hear what he said, but said to himself: "Although I don't want to expose it so early, but for the sake of my two I can only do it myself for the incompetent subordinates!"

"Are you sure you are Uchiha Madara?!"

Sakura suddenly laughed. "As far as I know, Uchiha Madara has been dead for many years. Now you tell me you are Uchiha Madara? Did you crawl out of the coffin?!"

"Death? I'm just pretending to die. I'm the one who wins the battle in the Last Valley!"

Obito raised his head and laughed twice, and said, "It's just that you stupid juniors always think that Hashirama won, but unfortunately, the truth is often hard to accept."

"Really?!" Sakura smiled meaningfully, and suddenly asked: "You said you are Uchiha Madara, do you have any evidence?!"

"What evidence do I need? Who in this world dares to pretend to be me?!"

Obito naturally can't come up with any evidence that he is Uchiha Madara. After all, it is no problem for him to deceive a naive and ignorant person like Nagato. The patriarch has a lot of records, and he doesn't dare to mess around with some so-called evidence. It would be bad if it is self-defeating.

"Really? You can't show evidence that you are Uchiha Madara, but I have evidence that you are not Uchiha Madara!"

Sakura shook her finger and said, "First of all, the hair style is a problem. As we all know, Madara Uchiha has long hair. With short hair like yours, how dare you call yourself Madara Uchiha? You think I'm a fool ?"

"..." What the hell kind of evidence is this? !

The corner of the mouth under the Obito mask twitched, could this be evidence of a ball? Isn't he allowed to change his hairstyle? But having said that, that bad old man Uchiha Madara seems to have that hairstyle until his death.

"The second point is also the most important point. To verify whether you are Uchiha Madara, the method is actually very simple!"

Sakura smiled so wickedly that Obito's heart couldn't help trembling.

"As far as I know, one of Uchiha Madara's biggest characteristics is that people can't stand behind him, otherwise he won't be able to urinate, boy, do you want to test it on the spot?!"

Obito: "..." mmp, what the hell is this? That bad old man Uchiha Madara still has this problem? How did he never say it?

The atmosphere in the field suddenly became a little awkward. Originally in Obito's plan, he should make a chic appearance, then expose his identity as Uchiha Madara, and then use Sharingan and Mu Dun's power to frighten the opponent away. In the end, he successfully retreated with Didala and Scorpion, but now the direction of the plot is completely out of his control.

"It turns out that the legendary Uchiha Madara still has such a problem, it's not right..." Didara muttered to himself, and suddenly screamed. "A Fei, didn't you urinate with your back to me back then? You obviously didn't have the problem of being unable to urinate when someone stood behind you!"

"..."

Knock in! Knock in! Knock in! In Obito's heart, a little man wearing a mask was grabbing a little man who was exactly the same as Didara and was throwing back and forth. Now he fully understood that it was a wrong idea to save people by himself. He kindly He came here to save people, but he didn't expect that it was his own people who took him down in the end. This guy Didara must have lost his mind.

"Didara, shut up..."

Scorpion couldn't take it anymore, although he didn't know why A Fei came up with the trick of pretending to be Uchiha Madara, but it was meaningless, A Fei came to save himself and Didara, but now they are holding Konoha and his party Before he exerted his strength, Didala killed his teammates first. How did he get such a careless partner in the first place? !

"Brother Scorpion, you are yelling at me..." Didara was full of grievances. "I'm not wrong, Ah Fei really urinated in front of my face, with his back to me, I remember it clearly..."

"Pfft, hahahahahaha..."

Sakura and the others laughed so hard that their stomachs almost ached, especially when they saw Obito's angry body that was about to tremble, they wanted to laugh even more. Didara is the legendary pig teammate, right? !

"Konoha's little fellows, I think I can let you survive because of the relationship between Zeng and Hashirama, as long as you obediently hand them over to me!"

Obito was too lazy to talk nonsense, and directly started to threaten, "If you insist on fighting against me, then don't blame me for being cruel to you."

"I said, aren't you tired of pretending to be someone else all day long?!"

Sakura suddenly asked, the question made Obito's heart tremble, and his arm trembled unnaturally.

"Originally, I didn't plan to attack you so early, but who made you like to die so much that you insisted on running in front of us to show your presence?!"

Sakura and the others took a step back, letting out Lin who was wearing a black robe.

The moment he saw Lin, Obito's heartbeat suddenly accelerated a lot, as if something big was about to happen.