Naruto: Big Foodie

Chapter 301: Jerking off with Tsunade 1

"Airplane?" Tsunade looked at Yang Ming with a bewildered expression, "What is this, you want you to teach me how to fight?"

Tsunade asked herself, her magical power is already capable of breaking all tricks with one force, and she is not vain for any ninjutsu at all.

In the current ninja world, what else can I teach her?

If it weren't for the words coming from Yang Ming's mouth, Tsunade would have already satirized a sentence or two.

However, this is the first time Tsunade has heard of the word "aircraft", and I can't help but be a little curious. Could it be some unknown technology?

It sounds like it is very powerful, is it the enemy?

With curiosity and doubts, Tsunade Meimu stared at Yang Ming, trying to find the answer from his face.

"Cough, cough!" Yang Ming's mouth twitched, and he pretended to be stupid: "Ah, what did I just say?"

Tsunade brought her beautiful face closer, Yang Ming could even see her face clearly, a hot breath rushed towards Yang Ming's face, it felt a little itchy.

If this scene were seen by Jirai, it would definitely inspire him greatly. The book titled Devil Hokage's Favorite Man tells a twisted and bizarre story between the strong attacking Hokage and the weak shopkeeper.

Tsunade stared at Yang Ming earnestly, and could clearly see her eyebrows twitching.

"You said just now that you want to teach me to play a plane."

Tsunade exhaled like a blue orchid, and the pleasant fragrance made Yang Ming drunk, and he felt reluctant to leave.

As for Tsunade, it was a different feeling.

Tsunade didn't know why, but when she looked at Yang Ming's disobedience before, she felt a little lost in her heart.

Maybe it's because Tsunade lost the chance to stay with Yang Ming!

"Then what..." Yang Ming's scalp was numb from Tsunade's stare, his throat moved up and down, and he swallowed a mouthful of saliva.

Really, Tsunade is so attractive, and he is so close to him, any man would be willing to be Liuxia Hui!

Fortunately, after so many things, Yang Ming has already cultivated a calmness that will not fall before the mountain collapses.

"Jerking off is a very rigorous and highly technical thing, which is difficult for ordinary people to do!"

Yang Ming looked at Tsunade seriously and said nonsense seriously.

As for Tsunade, believe it or not?

Anyway, Yang Ming said, I believe it!

Tsunade's heart was filled with unwillingness to admit defeat. She had never admitted defeat since she was a child.

Now hearing Yang Ming say this, it seems that jerking off is a very difficult thing, and Tsunade's heart is on fire!

"Yang Ming, just say it, there is nothing I can't do!" Tsunade said confidently.

Tsunade can't believe this evil!

She is the granddaughter of the first Hokage, and as the fifth Hokage, she can't even fly a single plane!

Doesn't this mean that Tsunade is incompetent!

If Yang Ming knew what Tsunade was thinking, he would have laughed out loud!

That's right, it's really only you Tsunade who can't do it!

Whether it is the past, the present, or the future, among the Hokage of all dynasties, you are the only one who can't fly!

Yang Ming's mouth twitched, pretending to be serious.

"The plane is a very powerful enemy, and you can't even imagine how strong it is. You can't fight it!"

boom!

Tsunade was so angry that she slapped the table and looked like a big sister's head.

"Yang Ming, after all, you still don't believe I have this ability!"

No, you didn't have it!

Yang Ming's mouth twitched, silently complaining in his heart.

Now, he has a little regret, why he can keep calm when he sees other women in the original book, but only when he sees Tsunade, he can't help but want to tease her.

Just dig a hole and bury yourself!

Yang Ming bit the bullet and said, "Because, you are missing a golden hoop!"

"That's right, it's the golden hoop!"

Yang Ming said with certainty that he was almost moved by his own wit!

There is no golden hoop, see if you are afraid!

Who knows, things are completely beyond Yang Ming's expectations!

Tsunade's eyes lit up, and he said confidently: "You mean, an artifact like the grass pheasant sword?"

Tsunade clenched his fist confidently and slapped his chest, causing a turbulent wave, which made everyone around him stunned, and even some lacked concentration, leaving two lines of nosebleeds.

"Don't worry, I will definitely find the golden hoop."

"Then..." Tsunade's face was blushing, and he whispered, "I'll go jab with you!"

puff!

Yang Ming sprayed the tea he had just drank into his mouth and splattered onto the pair of murder weapons on Tsunade's chest, making them look shiny and eye-catching!

Done!

Did I say something wrong!

Gold hoop rod or something, how could you possibly find it!

Huh, wait!

shit!

There is a golden hoop in the Naruto world!

At this time, Yang Ming suddenly remembered in horror that the psychic beast that seemed to be the third generation purpose would turn into a golden hoop!

If Tsunade borrowed this psychic beast, what would Yang Ming do!

At that time, how should this lie be rectified?

When Yang Ming thought about it, the ape demon turned into a golden cudgel and was swung by Tsunade with great force.

That picture is too beautiful, Yang Ming really dare not think about it!

Tsunade took out the handkerchief, and UU Reading www.uukanshu.com gently wiped the tea from Yang Ming's mouth, and said in a sullen voice, "Look at you, don't be so excited!"

"I've got a clue now, and I'll be able to find the golden hoop soon, and I'll **** off with you!"

Yang Ming's heart was full of anger, and he wouldn't tease Tsunade if he knew it earlier.

The baby's heart is bitter, the baby can't speak!

Yang Ming really wanted to tell Tsunade, the situation is not what you think!

You must not go to the ape demon!

It's a pity that Tsunade's current state is already caught in the imagination, and he can't listen at all!

At this moment, the system actually jumped out and fell into trouble!

"Congratulations to the host on the hidden mission: fill the hole dug by yourself."

"Mission description: If you don't flirt with the young, you won't die if you don't commit suicide. Since the host rarely commits suicide, you have to find a way to tell the lie, otherwise it will cause Tsunade's huge resentment and cause unnecessary trouble to the shop. "

"Task reward: Shop decoration LV5."

Seeing the quest description and the quest reward, Yang Ming suddenly felt a pain in the ass.

Without him, the system has always been that the higher the difficulty of the task, the richer the reward.

In the past, the reward of small shop decoration was often a difficult task to complete.

Now it seems that Yang Ming wants to convince this lie, I am afraid it is not so simple!

"The system is right, people won't die if they don't die."

"I will never die again!"

Yang Ming's heart was full of anger, and he didn't know what to say.

Just then, there was a sudden commotion from the customers in the shop.

"My God, this girl is so beautiful!"

"Yes, yes, look at her elegant white hair, it's just divine, it's so charming!"

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